Chris Noth Officially Returning for "Sex and the City" Update on HBO Max

New title: They Fuck Horses, Don't They?

Still not enough to bring me back. Thanks a lot, Sara Ramirez.

Are they even going to bother trying to spray and paint on stomach definition this time?

No, they did that with Ellen Page.

He will be lectured on his white male privilege by Sara Ramirez.

The only one I could about stand in that bitchfest, and still I won't be watching.

Well, Charlotte was very easy on the eyes, but every single story was boring. And then they made Emily in Paris.

Are they going to kill him off? Heart attack? Corona? Because they can’t have a wedding. They can’t go on an exotic holiday. OTOH, if they write off Samantha in a fit of pique (you know they will if SJP has any say in it) they can’t have 2 funerals in one movie.

this will flop

Nobody is making a movie.

I’m not watching because of Cunthia Nixon. Like she went to a CVS to pick up laundry detergent.

I'm sure Sarah's ego will have him die and on his death bed, Big will profess that she was the love of his life and that "you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen" despite him going blind...

I’d rather he joins Law And Order: Organized Crime with Christopher Meloni and Dylan McDermott.

They should make this a murder mystery. Carrie is killed in episode one and we slowly get to see that everybody did it a la Murder on the Orient Express. I bet Kim Cattrall would return for that.

Kim Cattrall would do that for free.

Instead of doing it on the show maybe we could do it in real life? Please help me!!! You don't know the torture I endure daily.

I haven't seen her since Grey's Anatomy. She's had a make over

She's playing a character named Che Diaz and she has a podcast. Carrie is a frequent guest

Big dies of AIDS. Panic ensues.

Whether you like SR or not, the Che Diaz character and the podcast makes sense for our times. How believable would it be for a sex columnist not to talk about trans issues or promote her work on podcasts?

He was the WORST PART of SOTC......How much did Carrie hate herself to go after this loser...

I have never seen a penis on a corpse.

This should be interesting.

[quote] How believable would it be for a sex columnist not to talk about trans issues or promote her work on podcasts?

It's sort of unbelievable that Carrie would still be a columnist. Newspapers? What are they? I think my father used to read them when I was a small child.

[quote]New title: They Fuck Horses, Don't They?

I thought it was: Because A Paycheck Is A Paycheck

Episode 3: Big is having trouble adapting to new sexual positions now that Carrie's osteoporosis has become severe. Also Miranda's dementia flares up again and she misses her train in Times Square and ends up in The Bronx.

Mr Big becomes Mr Softee

Carrie staying with a loser like Big is like JLO taking back Ben Affleck....Pathetic...

Series Finale: He will die and his elderly oddly dressed widow will be sent to the glue factory.

R18, the podcast would be about trans hookers.

In a homage to itself SATC will revisit the [italic] Boy Girl Boy [/italic] episode. It will be titled [italic] Husband Wife Boyfriend [/italic]. In a neat surprise it will also be a nod to the "Carrie cheats on Aiden with Big" storyline from S3. Only this time Big will discover the joys of M2M sex with Aiden and cheat on Carrie.

R21 she gave up her shitty column when she went to Paris. I'm sure it was greatly missed

There better be lots'n lots of male nudity for this crapfest to be at all watchable.

Now that Kristin Davis is a legendary all-time great actress being discussed in the same conversation as her namesakes Bette, Judy and Viola, and also the likes of Streep, Lange and Winslet, this new series had better fetch her at least two Emmys for her powerhouse acting.

The Formidably Fearsome Foursome of the Acting Davises: Bette, Judy, Viola and Kristin.

A butch lez is going to be one of the girls? I just don't buy that. Is the Miranda's girlfriend in the show?

I really hope Kristin Davis finally gets her overdue Emmy.

I didn't watch it the first time around.

This season, Carrie is going to finally give in a have that baby she kept putting off. Maybe a water birth or she can squat in stilettos?

Are Stanford and Anthony still married? How did they end up getting married in the movie when they hated each other on their blind date? Why should anyone even care? Aiden, Big, Post-It Breaker-Upper and other Carrie dates will be in for Samantha's funeral and line up saying to Carrie that she is the only one they ever loved, the script tailored exactly to SJP's precise dictation.

Stanford and Anthony were a fucking gay minstrel show.

R36, in the new version there will be no gay men. It will be all trans women of color. Stanford and Anthony will come out as being of non-binary sexuality. They will also join the parade of men telling Carrie she is the love of their life and no other human or animal could ever come close.

SJP would like some ideas on how they can insult and make fun of dead Samantha without being accused of slut shaming by the performative wokesters in Twitter lynch mobs.

I wonder what his hair will look like. He had badly dyed hair on the Good Wife. I guess a 65yo with black hair is not believable and Noth looks like a homeless person with grey hair.

Damn, we're so old. Formerly hot 40yo Mr Big is a 65yo grandpa now. Will the show focus on his health problems, retirement issues? I doubt chicks are still lining up to fuck him and he's way too old for a "my husband is cheating" storyline.

Kim Cattrall was smart to skip out on this one. SATC is basically a relic at this point. With all the social and cultural changes of the past twenty years, the original series seems as far away as the Depression or WWII almost.

Kim Catrell is 64 years old. Damn she looks good for her age. Eat your heart out, Madge! She is 1 year OLDER than Bea Arthur and Betty White in season 1 of the Golden Girls. It's crazy how aged women looked back then.

Cosmetic surgery and dermatology have come so far since then.

SJP needs to stop being a prude and hypocrite. She needs to full nudity on the new series. On a regular basis. The world needs to see her stark naked. No more bullshit sex scenes with a bra on.

This will be as good as The Golden Palace was.

If Carrie was ever going to show her titty witties it should have been in her 30s when they (presumably) looked good. Not now they've wilted.

And Kim lost the Emmy three times in a row to Doris Roberts for "Everyone Loves Raymond". That's nuts!

The unfunny Doris Roberts needed to be fucked in her gigantic ass with her Emmys. She deserved to win once but no way did that one-note bitch deserve three wins in a row. And the cunts Ray Romano and Titty Heaton did not deserve a single win. ELR was the worst show ever to be awarded Emmys.

Stupid show, but i do like Chris Noth. He is a terrific actor!

R43 Muriel, girl is scaring me! I don't think even MB wants to see that!

I agree Doris did not deserve three wins. Its like the Emmy voters are just lazy and tick the same box each year.