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Thanks for the ride, lady!!!

How ya doin,' lady? Thanks. Thanks for the ride.

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by Anonymousreply 16May 30, 2021 7:59 AM

Meh. Creepshow 1 was way better. I'll take Ed Harris' cheezy disco dancing over super polite zombie black guys any day.

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by Anonymousreply 1May 26, 2021 8:37 AM

I like when the lady is sitting in the car after swerving off the road to miss the ghoulish hitchhiker, and says to herself something like "Get ahold of yourself, bitch, you're losin it"

by Anonymousreply 2May 26, 2021 8:46 AM

"You're seein' things, bitch! You can't live with it. Can't live with the idea that ..."

by Anonymousreply 3May 26, 2021 5:32 PM

HOW YA DOIN' LADY?!

Thanks! Thanks for the ride.

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by Anonymousreply 4May 26, 2021 5:40 PM

"$4,000, Mrs. Lansing, and the car will look like you just drove it out of the showroom."

"What happened, Mrs. Lansing?"

"I ran over some guy. And over. And over! And OVER ..."

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by Anonymousreply 5May 27, 2021 1:36 AM

I was always scared of "The Raft" story however. Especially the part at the end - "I beat you!!"

by Anonymousreply 6May 27, 2021 1:40 AM

The lady was Lois Chiles looking ever so much like JoBeth Williams.

by Anonymousreply 7May 27, 2021 1:41 AM

[quote] Thanks for the ride, lady!!!

You've no idea how many times I've heard this sentence in my lifetime.

by Anonymousreply 8May 27, 2021 2:03 AM
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by Anonymousreply 9May 27, 2021 8:20 AM

This is what would’ve happened to Caitlyn Jenner if there was any justice in this world.

by Anonymousreply 10May 27, 2021 8:29 AM

Who watched this crap? What happened to the classy Dataloungers I used to know?

by Anonymousreply 11May 27, 2021 8:32 AM

I got you! I GOTCHYOOOOUUUU!!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 12May 28, 2021 5:26 AM

It always bothered me that she was driving home from that rent boy’s place right before this happened without even showering. No upbringing! Classy old sluts always rinse out their cooter after engaging in adulterous fuck sessions.

by Anonymousreply 13May 28, 2021 6:06 AM
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by Anonymousreply 14May 29, 2021 7:33 AM

"It's real leather, Mrs. Lansing, that'll cost ya seventeen-hundred and forty-two dollars and ninety-two cents!"

by Anonymousreply 15May 30, 2021 7:37 AM

I’m reminded of when my father would take his children & our cousin to the drive-in movies when we were young &, as he was being returned home, my young cousin just thanking him “for the ride.” Even as a young child, I thought that response was off.

by Anonymousreply 16May 30, 2021 7:59 AM
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