Has anyone tried Mariah Carey’s Freshly Baked Cookies? 🍪

[quote] Has anyone tried Mariah Carey’s Freshly Baked Cookies?

I don’t know them.

They’re her favorite cookies. These aren’t her recipes. It’s her favorite Pepperidge Farm cookie, essentially.

I'd rather have Insomnia Cookies.

Memories of sucking off my stoner roommates college and then getting hungry afterward

*college roommates

[quote]She bakes 9 different varieties,

Clearly.

Mariah is a diet vulture! People like me struggle daily with our eating disorders--one of the deadliest mental illnesses only second to opiod overdoses. Don't make excuses, Mariah, just do better!

Also, are these cookies vegan and sugar free, Mariah??? Because the labeling is not super clear.

r2 Those look nothing like Pepperidge Farm cookies.

[quote] People like me struggle daily with our eating disorders

Demi, whenever I watch TV and see you, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

Bitch really needs to lay off the sweets.

I remember when she was on Oprah and she said her favourite food is Mac and Cheese.

Gotta love Mariah.

Mimi loves her carbs

[quote]Munch on MiMi’s mixed box today!

I would prefer to smell MiMi’s cookies!

And yet, she remains so svelte and 25ish-looking always.

LOL at OP. Locally sourced...this isn't a salad with avocado from a Mexican's garden. It's sugar from a factory.

I can taste the bitterness in her cookies.

I can just imagine the quality control queens at the factory.

[quote]Munch on MiMi’s mixed box today!

I think it's more high yella.

Does she offer free shipping to Darfur?

The cookies are drenched in red wine.

Doesn't she have enough $?

No wonder she’s so ugly and fat 🤢

Bad Yelp reviews.

R22

Seriously, Mimi needs to pull it together already

MuuMuu

Demi is triggered but Scooter Braun won’t let her call out Mariah cause his number one earning client , Ariana Grande, is a Mariah Stan,

R26

Stop misgendering Demi! Don’t make them upset.

If I’m going to smell cookies, I sure as hell hope they don’t belong to a fat female.

Why are Mariah’s cookies so dry? Does she not have enough yeast?

Cookies generally don't have yeast.

I prefer Mariah Carey's Chickens.

R7 see R22. I was initially thinking Keebler.

This is part of a virtual kitchen project....The corporate owners find underperforming chains and team with uber eats to create these virtual businesses....the bertucci's (pizza/italian) place near me is where they make Mariah's cookies and some celebrity wings thing too. only avail for delivery through uber eats, you can't order them at restaurant....

bad reviews for both

She certainly looks like she knows her way around a box of cookies.

I don’t know her.

[quote]all from locally sourced ingredients.

What exactly does this mean? I always assumed meant "grown nearby," but obviously there is no chocolate grown in the US. Does it mean manufactured or processed nearby? How far is "nearby?" Or does it mean purchased from a local supplier? Seems like another one of those useless marketing terms, like "all natural."

I don’t know her cookies.

Bitch never lifted a spatula or used a mixer in the last 20 years.

r36 Probably means the ingredients are ordered locally with the restaurant stuff and the dough is not made, frozen, and shipped around the country.

They had to start selling them because she wouldn't stop eating them.