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No, this is not a Nifty sort of thing. He's not a particularly attractive guy - a slightly chubby version of Fez from That 70s show.
But today he had to tuck in his shirt as he finished up here. He must have thought no one was around (I happened to be walking by the living room patio door) and he dropped his shorts, no underwear and HOLY SHIT BALLS the dude had a seriously long brown dick. And that was LIMP.
I wish I wasn't such a size queen.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 26, 2021 4:54 PM |
Suck it.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 25, 2021 8:11 PM |
Well, you are one. Now get down there and suck it
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 25, 2021 8:14 PM |
Did you shout “Mamma like!”?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 25, 2021 8:15 PM |
OP, get a life.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 25, 2021 8:16 PM |
Dear Penthouse Forum, I never in my wildest dreams imagined this could happen to someone like me.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 25, 2021 8:17 PM |
Did you wave hello, spin around, bend over and raise your caftan? Because that's what I do whenever my pool boy arrives!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 25, 2021 8:18 PM |
I enjoyed your story OP. I love random cock sightings. Just last week I saw a construction guy wearing a pair of basketball type shorts slide down out of a truck and his shorts got caught, exposing a lovely set of balls and a nice sized piece. Obviously wasnt wearing underwear,and I was truly thankful . To give him credit he and his buddies in the truck laughed like hell. I was SO turned on .
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 25, 2021 8:20 PM |
I live in a surf community and the surfer boys take off their wetsuits out in the open and I've noticed that they don't care about covering up. It's probably all the porn that their generation has consumed. It's normalized nudity.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 25, 2021 8:35 PM |
R8 nudity is normal. Some people just don't have hangups
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 25, 2021 8:39 PM |
It was just such an unexpected surprise.
I can't decide if it was attractive or hideous. Possibly both.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 25, 2021 9:16 PM |
R9 But there has been a noticable shift from discreet towel dancing 20 years ago, to dudes not giving a fuck.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 25, 2021 9:31 PM |
R8. I lived in the outer sunset in SF....I agree...many surfer guys strip and DGAF It was so Bruce Webber-y it was almost laughable, like no one would believe it. I actually got so used to it, I was like oh hi guys 🤷🏻♂️
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 25, 2021 9:32 PM |
R12 in the average (ie, not gay cruising spots) gyms I've been to, the majority of guys not giving a fuck are the old fellas. It's a rare treat when a young hottie lets it all hang out.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 25, 2021 9:34 PM |
R13 I noticed that when I visited San Diego. It wasn't quite as much of a surprise because I'd been told it might happen where we were going.
Nothing sexual about it, but I appreciated the eye candy of amazingly lean twentysomethings stripping out of clothes or out of their surfing suits.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 25, 2021 9:37 PM |
Do you really think this was an accident, OP? You are flaming, he knows you’re gay, and this was an invitation. Also, a fat Fez sounds hot. Carpe Diem.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 25, 2021 10:33 PM |
OP = This isn't Twitter....Who cares about your every cock whim?...You think everyone else here doesn't see hot guys EVERY day?
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 25, 2021 10:33 PM |
R16 OMG those pools!
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 25, 2021 10:45 PM |
Hahahahaha
[quote](I happened to be walking by the living room patio door)
OP, you were staked out with a telescope, a tub of Crisco, and a half-empty bottle of poppers taped into each nostril, and you know it!
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 25, 2021 10:52 PM |
You're already starting to miss Joel, aren't you? Has your beloved Lhasa Apso, Mitzi, warmed up to the pool guy yet?
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 25, 2021 10:54 PM |
R20 eww, Crisco and poppers? How seventies.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 26, 2021 2:35 PM |
Albolene.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 26, 2021 3:05 PM |
OP, did you lift your muu-muu and flash your gunt at him??
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 26, 2021 3:34 PM |
Sure, Joan
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 26, 2021 3:39 PM |
OP, do you also hunt for Big Foot and forget to take your camera?
Pics, bitch!
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