Annamarie Tendler's sad Instagram

[quote] and her reaching over to wear John Mulaney would be.

Oh dear.

OK, yes, where. Sorry, I am typing quickly!

Who? And who?

She needs to butch up.

r3, she is John Mulaney's spurned ex-wife (or, soon-to-be ex-wife). She is a mixed-media artist who has come under fire here for what some deride as a fake career designing lampshades.

#sadcringe

Attention whoring but I understand that mourning a relationship ending messy stuff.

She must not have much of a support system. If she doesn't have any friends to talk to, maybe a therapist could help. This is too much for social media. She really wants to punish him for being gay, even though she knew it from the get go.

She or her lawyers probably hired consultants to stage these carefully-lit, very thirsty break-up photos.

If my partner left me, I would be devastated, but would have too much pride to let the world know. She should hold her head up high and walk away like a Queen in public, even if she breaks down and is a fucking mess at home.

Ridiculous!

[quote]If my partner left me, I would be devastated, but would have too much pride to let the world know. She should hold her head up high and walk away like a Queen in public, even if she breaks down and is a fucking mess at home.

On the one hand, I agree.

But, since they're "celebrities" and this is all for show, I'm betting she's doing it to embarrass him or position herself for the settlement by getting the public behind her.

How embarrassing for her.

Embarrassing even by MY standards.

And meanwhile, John has already had anal with Olivia Munn threes times today.

Now we can see exactly why he dumped her. Could you imagine dealing with a person like this every day ???

She making me start to like Hilaria Baldwin by default, and I really, really hated Hilaria Baldwain.

I like it!

Why is the dining room feeling covered in subway tile?

^^ CEILING, not “feeling”

R18, I like it, too.

She’s an artist. This is what they do.

When she finds some good new dick, I wonder what she’ll post.

I prefer Anna Maria Alnerghetti much more, now that was a lady with class.

[quote]Another photo depicts her burning cleansing sage.

Can someone explain to me how filling your house with oily smoke is supposed to "cleanse" anything?

This looks very Whistler’s Mother.

I’m thinking more Norman Bate’s mother.

Get some self-respect, get off social media and mourn the end of your relationship in private.

I think in different periods of history she would have been accused of being a witch, and drowned.

Bitch- no need to be pitiful. Respect yourself and pull your shot together.

Sorry. shit

When you feel sad, the best way to cheer yourself up is to tell the whole world what a victim you are!

She's an eyeroll with legs.

If he could capitalize on their relationship in his act, I see no reason she can’t as well for her art. She’s choosing how to present herself, so if this is what she wants to put out there, so be it.

Who took the photo? It’s all for sympathy.

I really like those pictures. They had gothic vibe, and she is telling the world exactly how she feels without saying a word.

None of her coke dealers are responding to her barrage of texts. She's so tired, and about to end it all.

John Mulaney has been a self-admitted drunk since his teenage years. She knew full well what he was from day one.

Jesus Christ lady, grow a fucking pair.

But r36: I said to them all, I said, "John Mulaney is NOT a fag, and I can prove it!"

She seems exhausting.

Them seems exhausting.

The photos have been around for a while--they've been on her website for weeks if not months, and look as though they may be part of her master's thesis. She's just repurposing them now for IG with pointed captions.

I suppose if their marriage was fair game for his career, their divorce is for hers.

R41, killjoy!

I keep wanting to read her name as Tenderloin.

I think he left because of that light fixture. I would.

The photos are kind of beautiful and she’s putting it all out there, but in a weird goth quiet way.

And he dumped her for that slag, Olivia Mumm!

Anna Marie is gorgeous and still young (I checked, she is 35) she can and will do a LOT better than Mulaney - who I am sure by now has acquired a barrage of STIs from Munn.

I hope she gets sweet Petunia. She was her primary caregiver anyway.

I wonder if she used the self timer on her phone for these photos. I can picture her balancing the phone on a chair, then quickly running to the table to pose.

Well little lady, you look creative enough to get yourself a well paying job. Court finds no spousal support necessary *bangs gavel*

Lady, you're doing this all wrong if you want some of John's change. That is, if you are even entitled to it, or if he even has any once the ledgers have been balanced.

Recede into the background, talk to your lawyer and take their advice (which will be to lay low, any advice other than that means you need a better lawyer.). You've been doing this wrong from your very first statement right through until now. Alimony is not guaranteed in certain states/jurisdictions. Everyone always hears "she'll get half!" Well, first off that is not always true, and second, half is half of bad things too. Bad things like community debt. Half.

Play poor. Poor people don't have time for this indulgent shit.

She seems exhausting and I’m always surprised to see she has “fans.” Pretty dark that she made ghost John a Moscow mule.

This is a woman who posted a pic of her flabby, protein deprived anorexic ass hanging out of a bathing suit.

Get a life, princess!

35- year olds are laboring over medical charts... research data... appellate briefs. They aren’t posting pictures on the internet of their “gee, I just can’t figure out how to feed myself!” grown ass selves on the internet.

So tired of these stupid, trifiling, arrested development skanks.

Bet she could search the parks and find him!

Any relation to this tender Tendler?

These commercials were EVERYWHERE 10 years ago and I always think of Dr. Alison Tendler pushing those eye drops when I read about Mulaney’s soon-to-be ex wife, Anna Marie Tendler.

It kinda makes me hate John Mulaney that he chose this low-quality person to be his beard.

Of course Olivia Munn defines “low-quality,” so there you go.

All this really serves to make us question John Mulaney’s upper-middle-class, persona.

Seems he’s just another dirty, low-rent Irish Catholic looking to stick his dick wherever he can.

She is so lucky to get a drunken loser out of her life without dying first.

Come the night she trod the widow's walk....

John and Olivia are such scumbags. I hope this ruins both their careers.

Like others said these photos were already on her Insta and John made a career out of talking about their marriage, so it's fair game. Nothing really to talk about. I think some people thought they could rile a small subset of Dataloungers up by constantly complaining about Annamarie Tendler so now we're inundated with threads about her, but there's so little interest that now people are starting to post racist tirades just to get responses. No one cares about this lady like they do Roxane or Lens or even the fake Spanish lady I've forgotten the name of.

Yo soy "Hilaria"!

Maybe should develop a Yiddish affect to make herself more interesting and worldly.

She’s an artist.

A nod to George while slapping at John.

r24, I instantly thought Hopper, Automat, which now comes in a facemask! God bless America (And no one else)

Great post r50! My sentiments exactly. So tired of these arrested development idiots who are stuck in permanent adolescence when they're 30s/40s and should be acting like real adults.

The bunny is boiling in the corner.

Who did that picture R55 ? I actually like that a lot.

R65 Not 55, but it’s by Will Barnet, Women by the Sea

[quote] The bunny is boiling in the corner.

Perhaps she's boiling some of John's many buttplugs.

Ha ha

Talk about rich people angst.

Has she succumbed to melancholia yet?

I can see why he's divorcing her.

I can see why he went to rehab to get away from her.

Someone needs tell her not to use that for her Tinder profile pic.