WTF is wrong with them? Of ALL the desserts in the world, you choose one made from a god damned root vegetable???
People Who Say Their Favorite Dessert is Carrot Cake
by Anonymous | reply 94 | May 29, 2021 2:10 AM |
I like white cake with a nice cherry topping. They used to serve it for lunch at school sometimes, and it was the only thing I actually liked. That and the soup.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 22, 2021 3:13 PM |
I don't care what's in it. It tastes good.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 22, 2021 3:16 PM |
The cream cheese icing compensates nicely for the vegetable.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 22, 2021 3:19 PM |
CC is delicious - naturally sweet and savory. And the nuts add texture.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 22, 2021 3:26 PM |
It contains all the major food groups: Vegetable (carrot), Grain (wheat flour), Dairy (cream cheese frosting), The Other One (the remainder of the ingredients).
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 22, 2021 3:26 PM |
It's not a dessert it's a cake. I don't know what type of people you mix with but I'm glad I don't know them.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 22, 2021 3:36 PM |
I love a good carrot cake! I love cream cheese icing on carrot cake, or chocolate, or spice cake. But it works very well with the carrot cake, which isn't very sweet, but which has spice flavor. The frosting adds sweetness and richness, while the cake itself provides flavor and texture, at least in a really good, solid, moist carrot cake.
But of course, my favorite cake is anything that doesn't come from a grocery store bakery with that awful butter-free chemical frosting they use. Ick.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 22, 2021 8:14 PM |
A carrot cake made right can be quite delicious, it isn't my favorite cake, I love, love, love just about any chocolate cake but I can understand people really liking carrot cake. Different strokes for different folks.
Zucchini bread is also quite delicious.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 22, 2021 8:24 PM |
I just had one bite after lunch (a whole slice can last for days). It's that cream cheese frosting and spice combo that makes it so yummy). And then I add a few blueberries, raspberries and banana on a small slice and then microwave it until it all melts together every night with a nice cup of decaf watching The Amercans before bed. Heavenly.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 22, 2021 8:41 PM |
I like carrot cake. It's delicious.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 22, 2021 8:51 PM |
Wait until OP discovers fruit cake. Oh, the quivering chins! Oh, the disgust!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 22, 2021 8:55 PM |
I like carrot cake a lot, with the cream cheese frosting. It's one of the very few desserts I am able to make from scratch.
I put it in the category of zucchini and banana "breads" (they're cakes, really). Out of the three, carrot cake is probably the most popular (as a full-blown dessert) because of the frosting. However, you could put that same frosting on zucchini & banana breads.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 22, 2021 9:14 PM |
It’s not my favorite but I’d choose carrot cake over cheesecake any day. People who say cheesecake is their favorite baffle me. Gross.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 22, 2021 9:59 PM |
How does this impact you, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 22, 2021 10:26 PM |
I’d rather have spice cake.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 22, 2021 10:36 PM |
R16- Agreed- I love Spice Cake with a good cream cheese frosting.
Its all about that cc frosting though!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 22, 2021 10:42 PM |
I love a good spice and carrot cake. With a cup of good black coffee.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 22, 2021 10:44 PM |
Carrot cake is disgusting so OP has my vote.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 22, 2021 10:47 PM |
Carrot cake makes us pretend that it's healthy.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 22, 2021 10:47 PM |
You need a generous amount of cream cheese and walnuts and just the right amount of spice or it's a poor excuse for a cake.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 22, 2021 10:53 PM |
I like it, but for some reason I always think it's going to fill me up more than it does.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 22, 2021 10:54 PM |
What do we think about a little diced pineapple in our carrot cake? Tasty, or an abomination?
I'm all for a touch of pineapple! Adds a little sweetness, and a bit of tartness to counteract the sweet rich cream cheese frosting.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 22, 2021 11:03 PM |
r23 is from Hawaii
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 22, 2021 11:24 PM |
A true Fat Whore would never turn her nose up at carrot cake.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 22, 2021 11:28 PM |
The icing is too sweet and it sticks to the roof of your mouth. I feel like a dog trying to eat peanut butter.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 22, 2021 11:37 PM |
Carrot Cake is 10% carrot, 60% flour, 20% sugar, 3% walnuts and 10% icing sugar.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 22, 2021 11:39 PM |
I love carrot cake, it’s moist and the spice combination is very appealing to me. On an off note, does anyone have a goid recipe for carrot cake loaf? Not too bready but more like a cake in loaf form.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 22, 2021 11:44 PM |
[quote] Not too bready
I prefer bready with less tooth-decaying sugar.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 22, 2021 11:46 PM |
Stop talking about the CAKE!!!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 22, 2021 11:48 PM |
[quote]People Who Say Their Favorite Dessert is Carrot Cake
No one has ever said that.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 22, 2021 11:53 PM |
Bake it in a bread pan?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 22, 2021 11:55 PM |
Zucchini Cake is essentially the same as Carrot Cake, isn't it?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 22, 2021 11:59 PM |
I like carrot cake, but it has to be well made. I bought some from the supermarket recently and honestly I would've find better myself... and I hate baking!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 23, 2021 12:02 AM |
The carrot and walnut cake from Costco is inedible, 3lb of it's 4lb weight has to be sugar.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 23, 2021 12:10 AM |
Yes, for me, pineapple tidbits and/or pineapple juice makes carrot cake much better!
But many have never heard of this, or scoff at pineapple in carrot cake.
Check the small print on the label of a store bought carrot cake, or a homemade recipe. Often enough, pineapple and/or pineapple juice is listed!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 23, 2021 12:18 AM |
Beware of the small print.
One cake looked as though it contained Glacé Cherries. It was actually coloured and sugared turnip.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 23, 2021 12:25 AM |
Root vegetable cakes--ewww! I prefer sauerkraut cake. Chocolaty goodness with a coconut-like texture for those who don't like coconut.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 23, 2021 12:31 AM |
Ummm one doesn't like coconut because of the texture.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 23, 2021 12:43 AM |
I hate pineapple!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 23, 2021 12:46 AM |
[quote]It's not a dessert it's a cake.
LOL!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 23, 2021 12:54 AM |
Beets are disgusting.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 23, 2021 1:11 AM |
Carrot cake with cream cheese frosting is delicious. i don't want it all the time but if it is put in front of me, i am happy!
Zucchini bread is better than banana bread in my opinion, but I really enjoy them both.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 23, 2021 1:24 AM |
More cak.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 23, 2021 1:25 AM |
I like pineapple in carrot cake.
I've had beets in chocolate cake. The flavor was undetectable (which is a good thing for a chocolate cake). However, I could detect the texture, which wasn't good. Maybe my friend (who made the beet / choco cake) should have pureed the beets.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 23, 2021 1:33 AM |
[quote]I prefer bready with less tooth-decaying sugar.
A really good cake shouldn't linger twixt the teeth so long as to decay them. Brush, hun, brush! Or just throw that cake straight down the gullet!
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 23, 2021 1:44 AM |
I wonder what is the healthiest and best oil to use in carrot cake.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 23, 2021 1:49 AM |
R48, I've always used corn oil, in the past. Cakes have come out nicely. However, I recently started using avocado oil as a general cooking oil. It's very neutral-tasting (no avocado flavor) and I would not hesitate to use it in a carrot cake.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 23, 2021 1:53 AM |
R48 Probably Canola (Rapeseed) as it's monounsaturated, but fuck it it's cake. I'd use full fat butter as the carrot will add lots of liquid to help it rise.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 23, 2021 1:55 AM |
Actually, the oil would probably produce a better carrot cake than butter. The oil is in there not for health's sake. Some cakes just work better with oil (than butter).
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 23, 2021 2:02 AM |
All recipes call for oil, not butter.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 23, 2021 2:05 AM |
Deep thoughts OP.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 23, 2021 2:06 AM |
Carrot cake is like the all-in-one-food-groups dessert treat that is analogous to CVS being the perfectly convenient, one-stop location for Holidays shopping -- it's all in there!!!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 23, 2021 2:15 AM |
OP has another underlying problem, or multiple problems.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 23, 2021 2:17 AM |
[quote] And then I add a few blueberries, raspberries and banana on a small slice and then microwave it until it all melts together every night with a nice cup of decaf watching The Amercans before bed. Heavenly.
Don’t forget to cradle your mug r9!
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 23, 2021 2:18 AM |
The Amercans is so comforting.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 23, 2021 2:20 AM |
If Pussy was as moist, spicy and comforting as Carrot Cake is I might go BI! I'm uncut so I can bring the cream cheese frosting.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 23, 2021 2:52 AM |
R52 Not this one, It's all butter. Tastes sublime.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 23, 2021 2:56 AM |
These dessert threads are all about how many DLers have replaced "I want cock" with "I want sugar"
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 23, 2021 2:58 AM |
Ugh, r59 - carrot cake with buttercream? Nope. Not a match.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 23, 2021 2:58 AM |
Carrot cake is vile. Personally,I prefer zucchini cupcakes.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 23, 2021 3:16 AM |
Carrot Cake is just a variety of spice cake. Nothing major here.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 23, 2021 3:40 AM |
My favorites are Strawberry Cake - it's a cake base embedded with strawberries. Also love pineapple upside down cake an peach upside down cake. I've made all of them from scratch and gotta say they were fantastic.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 23, 2021 4:24 AM |
I haven't had a slice of any type of cake in several years, and this thread is making me want one so bad.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 24, 2021 1:25 AM |
[quote]I just had one bite after lunch (a whole slice can last for days).
Then it's not a very good cake.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 24, 2021 1:29 AM |
meth-heads don't eat.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 24, 2021 1:31 AM |
R64 When you are putting soft fruit into a cake you are heading into Gateau territory.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 24, 2021 1:34 AM |
Thanks for the cake recipe with butter. I'll try it! But stick to icing. I actually like simple white sugar glaze icing on carrot cake.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 24, 2021 1:36 AM |
One of my favorites is banana cake. This is an awesome recipe!
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 24, 2021 1:41 AM |
I liked cream cheese frosting when I was younger but now it seems like it's sweeter than it used to be, maybe it's just that I'm getting older and don't like sweets as much. There's a NYT recipe for cream cheese frosting with less sugar that I've been meaning to try.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 24, 2021 1:54 AM |
R71 when you make your own frosting you can add as much or as little sugar as you like.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 24, 2021 1:59 AM |
Not if I want it to be edible I can't! Baking involves chemistry and ratios and I can't fiddle with proportions on my own, R72. I need a recipe.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 24, 2021 2:02 AM |
Please stop talking about that caaaaaaaaake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SLAM!
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 24, 2021 2:13 AM |
Carrot Cake is one of the least healthy cakes, full of fat and sugar, more than most cakes. And in the US, masked in a cheese, butter and sugar mixture. Truly fat-whores-rejoice worthy.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 24, 2021 2:22 AM |
[quote]R9 with a nice cup of decaf watching The Amercans before bed.
I bet Martha made Clark many delicious carrot cakes that just went stale while she waited for him.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 24, 2021 2:35 AM |
My maternal grandmother said the only she could ever enjoy carrot cake is with vanilla ice cream.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 24, 2021 2:36 AM |
[quote]R12 Wait until OP discovers fruit cake. Oh, the quivering chins! Oh, the disgust!
I don’t want to be around for the mincemeat pie conversation.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | May 24, 2021 2:37 AM |
[quote]Carrot Cake is one of the least healthy cakes, full of fat and sugar, more than most cakes. And in the US, masked in a cheese, butter and sugar mixture. Truly fat-whores-rejoice worthy.
I just ate a HUGE slice of it with a ton of cream cheese frosting. Jealous bitches?
by Anonymous | reply 79 | May 27, 2021 2:42 AM |
OP obviously has never been served chocolate rutabaga cake with sweet parsnip sauce.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | May 27, 2021 2:47 AM |
I have made this carrot cake recipe several times. It's delicious.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | May 27, 2021 4:24 AM |
[quote] Not if I want it to be edible I can't! Baking involves chemistry and ratios and I can't fiddle with proportions on my own, [R72]. I need a recipe.
The frosting part is not "baking." Here's a recipe for cream cheese frosting. Feel free to adjust the sugar.
1 pkg. 8-oz. cream cheese.
1 box (1 lb.) powdered sugar.
1/2 lb. butter.
2 t. vanilla extract.
Also, I'm not even a great baker, but all that BS about how baking is an exact science is BS. People sub-in and sub-out ingredients in recipes (baking) all the time. (Without tragic results.)
by Anonymous | reply 82 | May 27, 2021 4:38 AM |
R72, try to make the recipe at R82 but only add half the sugar. Then taste it. If it’s not sweet enough then add a quarter cup or so at a time and mix and taste again. Keep repeating until you get the level of sweetness you like. It’s not that difficult. It also helps to sift the powdered sugar before adding to the butter/cream cheese mixture.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 27, 2021 5:59 AM |
I'd rather have pie any day, but carrot cake is OK. I find the frosting to be too sweet for me, so only eat a few bites of it. I do enjoy a good white or chocolate cake. I also love upside down cakes, and horror of horrors, I love fruitcake, but only from the Collin Street Bakery.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | May 27, 2021 6:15 AM |
My favorite dessert actually is carrot cake with cream cheese icing. So shoot me.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | May 27, 2021 6:20 AM |
My favorite dessert is a beautiful man’s hard cock.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | May 27, 2021 7:00 AM |
My favorite dessert is cum.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | May 27, 2021 10:55 AM |
Brazilian carrot cake is different from American carrot cake.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | May 27, 2021 11:32 AM |
Cypress Point carrot cake is the pinnacle of cakes. it makes me want to get married so I can serve it at the wedding.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | May 28, 2021 3:09 AM |
Care to link to a recipe R90?
by Anonymous | reply 91 | May 28, 2021 5:27 AM |
Good question, R91. I'm going to try to find my old recipe file to get the original recipe. (It's from "Diet for a Small Planet," and an internet search seems to keep it hidden.). I'll get the the recipe and find if it's somewhere online. If not, I'll just type it in.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | May 29, 2021 12:59 AM |
Please don't post any recipes where the first ingredient is carrots.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | May 29, 2021 1:08 AM |
r93, I don't think there's anything to worry about. I believe the first ingredient is three-foot-long elephant boogers, so you should be okay.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | May 29, 2021 2:10 AM |