Evan Peters IS Jeffery Dahmer

Another friggin Jeffrey Dahmer movie?

Evan has such nice skin.

Another Peters thread by our new OCD Peters-Stan?

It beats another Trump-Cruz-Cockgobbler thread, ingrate r3.

I’ll watch it he’s hot

He can eat me anytime.

He looks hot in that photo.

Wasn't Dahmer blonde?

Hope there's a Speedo scene.

he's a pretty good actor but he's plain as hell. Never understood why the DL pushes him.

I'd let him eat me.

He had a brief moment of twink beauty.

The Evan Peters troll is Ryan Murphy.

The DL hasn't pushed Peters in years. He did OK on Mare and now 1 or 2 OCD types have latched on, as they do. They are honors graduates of the Sheboygan Conservatory of Hyperbolic Stanning. The adored star is always PHENOMENAL!

^Control Freak Troll. Pops a vein every time someone posts a thread on its trigger list. A very lonnnng list, by the way. Unfortunately, it can't resist posting to a thread in which it claims not to have any interest. Now*that's* OCD.

PS: Evan Peters is HOTTT!

Nothing worthwhile about this story.

I think one of the Evan Peters Stans is GapPlayList guy on a new jag.

I adore Evan Peters and I can't wait to see this.

As far as I'm concerned, the Peters Pushers can post all they please.

[quote]the Sheboygan Conservatory of Hyperbolic Stanning

Well, they ARE accredited.

I like Evan Peters but he's oversaturating us. Streaming has led to the same handful of actors being all over the place. It seems they are all going for quantity over quality. Peters looks nothing like Dahmer, who was blond with light eyes. Could they at least give him blue contacts?

This casting is stupid. Im sure he took it for the acting beyond 12-18 year old panty creamer’s dream. I saw some of his little known films. He’s really good. He needs a sincere hug though.

I just finished watching Mare of Easttown. Evan Peters was the highlight of the whole series for me, aside from the wonderful Kate W herself. What a charmer he is.

This was my first time seeing him in anything. What else has he been in that’s worth watching! I’m assuming he’s straight.

Yes, he's straight and apparently an abuser. I think he roughed up Emma Roberts.

It's been done before.

Bummer, R23.

Fuck him. I'm the only Dahmer

Actually Roberts was arrested for abusing him!

In that case, she deserved it if he roughed her up, R27.

Is he *100% straight*, though? Does anybody know?

And please recommend some of his more interesting starring roles! I don’t know if I can stomach any of the execrable Ryan Murphy series.

He hasn't really done much of note other than the American Horror Story stuff.

There are a few starring roles in his filmography, I see. I’m going to look into streaming Safelight, Adult World, The Pirates of Somalia, and American Animals. Even if they’re not great movies (1 or 2 of them are actually apparently all right), I’ll enjoy watching him.

He seemed closer to 40 in Mare of Easttown; I’m surprised to learn he’s only 34.

I liked him in the few episodes of WandaVision that he was in.

He’s such a sweetie-pie. Seems genuinely smart, thoughtful, talented, and humble in this interview about Mare.

^^^ I meant to also say that I want to eat his asshole, no showering first, don’t care if he’s not a thorough wiper.

I'd eat his ass too R34

Da Poo-Poo parade has started, I see.

Dahmer documentaries, Dahmer miniseries, Dahmer biopic, Dahmer books, Dahmer opera. If there was a theme park, some of you creeps would get lifetime memberships.

I think Evan is the logical choice. And I think he’s safe. He’s done so much horror. I don’t think he’ll be able to do better than what Jeremy Renner did (playing Dahmer gave that guy a career, btw. A very different and ballsy performance).

Evan says in this interview that he can only eat chicken and vegetables or otherwise he gets FAT because he’s a big FATTIE with no meTABolism.

This made me all the more attracted to him. I wanna smell all his crevices. Are there any feet pictures of him out there? Oh my god.

I'd eat him anywhere

He doesn’t want you creeps.

He is mine because I liked him a lot and didn’t think he was a named actor. I just thought he was in POSE and that nobody knew about him but me and that he was all mine. Which technically means that he and I are boyfriends so have some respect.

I didn’t know everybody was required to have the same taste in men. Nobody here is “pushing” Evan Peters. Some people find him hot. Not all of us are into muscular boy sluts on Instagram.

Oh my.

I think Evan Peters will do just fine in a role that may involve (fingers crossed) gay sex. The only actor who may have been better cast is 💪e 🔨 for the role's, uh, other requirement.

I want his balls and asshole to rest on my face for *several hours*

[quote] Yes, he's straight and apparently an abuser. I think he roughed up Emma Roberts.

^^ This was such bullshit. No idea where you got this idea, “apparently an abuser”.

R46

Yeah, this. And another poster immediately believed him.

R23 dumb ass cunt. It was Roberts who roughed up Peters.

[quote] [R46] Yeah, this. And another poster immediately believed him.

It was me, at R25. I’m totally new to Evan Peters and didn’t know anything about him. But in the last few days I’ve read and watched and listened to everything I could get my hands on, and I’ve concluded that the “abuser” accuser upthread just completely made that up. There is zero evidence, and there’s nothing in his character that would lead anyone to suspect that about him.

That’s what I get for thinking that everyone with an opinion on this hellsite must know what they’re talking about (and I should know better.)

I wish that guy from True Blood was playing Dahmer. He's an authentic blond.

R45 = Kate Winslet

Roberts beat the shit out of Evans. It was the other way around. She also been known to strike her baby-daddy, Garrett Hedlund. Both men are drug users or suffered from heavy drug usage. So that's the only think Peters has abused. Roberts sure knows how to latch onto hot Beta men.

I would totally let him drug me, scramble my brains, have sex with my zombie body, and freeze and eat my flesh. He’s hot!!

[QUOTE] I think Evan Peters will do just fine in a role that may involve (fingers crossed) gay sex.

What about drilling into human beings’ heads and eating the extracted portions of their brain matter on the drill bit? Are your fingers crossed for that too, R44?

What the hell is the matter with you Dahmer fans?

[quote] It was Roberts who roughed up Peters.

Oh please!

Little Emma Roberts comes at a good 125lb on a good day. Evan Peters must be a little whimp who can't do anything unless daddy Murphy is there to fix it.

Maybe Emma Roberts got into a catfight with Ryan Murphy over Peters.

[quote] Both men are drug users or suffered from heavy drug usage.

Which drugs has Evan Peters used/abused, and how do you know?

He doesn't know, he's never met him or been anywhere near him, he just "heard".

I have mixed feelings about this. Evan is a great actor which is good because you want to see a good actor using their gift. But Evan is also very naturally charming. I fear that he is gonna make us like Dahmer. I don't wanna do that.

Many serial killers have some degree of charm - that is how they ensnare their victims.

Wasn't Dahmer early 20's, not pushing 40?

R61 Good god you’re dumb.

R61 - Jeffrey was well into his 30s by the time he was in the thick of his killing spree.

R61, voici le coinky-dinky

And Evan is 34, not “pushing 40”

R60 that is the problem. Dahmer was a very good looking man! He must have had charm out the wazoo to get people relaxed enough to let him chop their nuts off to sprinkle on his salad.

Knowing what he has done, I don't want that kind of realism. I don't wanna feel that kind of likability towards Dahmer. I like Evan and wish he wouldn't do this.

I’m just looking forward to a new opportunity to lust after Evan. And he’s playing a GAY character to boot. HOT!

O.K., who’s for a little Evan nut sprinkling? The Dahmer Salad might have replaced the famous Cobb Salad at the Brown Derby or the Waldorf Salad at the Waldorf-Astoria! So CRUNCHY!

Dahmer was actually very good looking. That's how he lured so many young horny gay men to their doom. This fucker looks nothing like Dahmer and is super fug.

i quit watchin M of Eastown after he

wiinslet does zero for me.

[quote] O.K., who’s for a little Evan nut sprinkling?

I’ve had them. Too big. Will pass on a repeat.

R70, my emotional investment in the show definitely sunk like a stone after his departure, but I love Kate. The writing got really poor on the last two episodes.

[quote] This fucker looks nothing like Dahmer and is super fug.

Yeah, Evan’s a real Hunchback of Norte Dame, isn’t he.

Looking good from behind, I'd do him.

Emma was the abusive one.

And yes, I’d hit it.

I'm watching it right now and it i scary. Just started it.

Did his father really not understand that his son was mentally insane?

Could Evan Peters please make some feature films! Pretty please.

I love Evan Peters b ut He is absolutely monotonous in this role. He doesn't give Dahmer any personality. He acts like a robot. And maybe I should blame the director, but this is getting tired.

Now everybody portraying a real person---this actor; Ana Whatever for "Marilyn"; e g.---parrots Austin Butler as to studying and researching. Him, I believe; he seems a rather obsessive type [See: Cometh," Memorizing the entire "The Iceman].

Omfg i love evan. Id seriously leave my relationship for him. But he chooses the worst women to date. His current one is a borderline personality disorder, 25, jobless gold digger he met on IG. She had an only fans. Im sure it was a great fuckfest. She is pretty but her old social media posts, i have zero clue what they would talk about. He dumped her 3xs and she went off on shading him as a mental nutcase on meds, likes lolita looks, etc. someone working at sanrio in CA said she was begging and baby talking to him to buy her some hello kitty shit. She sounds like a huge pain in the ass who threatens suicide every time he wants to dump her. Evan, listen, just let her go for it. Then you’ll be a free man.

Also, do you think he’d fuck a milf?

[quote]he chooses the worst women to date. His current one is a borderline personality disorder, 25, jobless gold digger he met on IG....She had an only fans. Evan, listen, just let her go for it. Then you’ll be a free man

R8, he still won't fuck you, and you're better off for it.

^^The above was to R81.

R82 why am i better off not knowing evan’s penis?

[quote] Evan Peters must be a little whimp

Oh, [italic]dear.[/italic]

No cock shots?

Shame, DL covkhunters!

Never mind that he picks shitty girlfriends. He picks shitty projects. He got a career boost and critical love for Mare of Easttown but here he is again in some dreary series that will do nothing for his star power. Probably smear negative vibes onto it.

R87 The hack Ryan Murphy killed his career.