The Liza Challenge

Fuck you, OP. Liza posts always make me laugh. I'll never stop mocking her speech, nor will I stop enjoying those posts. NEVER!

r1 = FAIL

There is no slurred speech in that clip.

And r2, CHILL. I didn't say I don't laugh at them. It's just overdone.

Oh don't mind the OP. Thatsh jusht me without a Shnickers.

R2 and other Liza imitators have latched onto low hanging fruit and won't let go. Be kind to the wit deprived.

I assume it’s not drunk speech as much as poorly fitting dentures.

Well, smell R5.

R1 “Hi Georgia, do you like the clothes?”

“W—H—A—T???”

Whatever substance she’s high on in R1, she’s entertaining as hell.

The first YouTube comment is gold.

#6 ish correct. Shame ash Carrie Fisher and Caitlyn Jenner.

I win.

She's low-hanging fruit. Too easy. But because some of you are such lazy bitches and lack true wit, it does get overdone. But...whatever.

She obviously had a stroke at some point, and has poorly-fitted dentures. Lethal speech combination. But yeah...it’s overdone here.

Poorly-fitted denshuresh

Cliché is a noun, not an adjective, OP.

She would have implants, not dentures. Dentures are for the poors.

Does she still do a lot of coke? Or is it mostly pills these days?

[quote] She's low-hanging fruit. Too easy. But because some of you are such lazy bitches and lack true wit, it does get overdone. But...whatever.

Oh honey, you're the lowest-hanging fruit around here.

Now, see? r19 at least makes an effort.

[quote] Does she still do a lot of coke?

No, once she heard Stevie Nicks had to have it blown up her lady parts, she said, “Halshton won’t design an outfit for me to do that.”

LIZHA...

This was the first time I became very aware of it.

She's slurring all over the place at both r1 and r12, OP.

You're gaslighting people, as well as being a cunt.

Low hanging fruit? Me? What kind? Lemonsh? Limesh? Watermelonsh? Grapesh? Bananash? Shtraberrysh? Blueberrysh? Rashberrysh? Orangesh?

Shcrew it, I'll jusht be a papaya!

A stroke or something like palsey perhaps? Surely someone like her would have the best fitting dentures. I just can't see her down at the Affordable Dentures place getting a re-line with the unwashed masses.

It'sh all the pillsh I have to take. Shome of them get stuck between my dentursh and my gumsh shometimesh and I shound shlurry.

This video reminds us why she is LIZA.

R17, they are DENTURES.

Only poors have dentures these days. Even middle class people get implants now.

She's really a performer and not a singer, she basically just belts out the words out. Cher is the same way, except she speaks the words out the music. It's the spectacle not the singing. Thats why all you queens love them.

[quote] She's really a performer and not a singer, she basically just belts out the words out. Cher is the same way, except she speaks the words out the music.

Liza could dance, unlike Cher.

Liza has actually always considered herself a dancer first and foremost.