A-Rod launches new makeup line for men

It's not "the world's first makeup for men". Sheesh, what bs.

Some DLers may buy it because it smells of jockstraps and sweat.

R2 if only. And please, college jocks, not 50yo ex hunks.

A-Rod can put on all the makeup in the world, and he'd STILL snag lightening on a clear day!

"Will you buy his products, DL?". A resounding NO.

That being said, what is the best men’s makeup out there?

Does it come in orange?

You don't need "men's" makeup. It's all just makeup.

Will it make me look thin?

A-Rod is only forty-five?

He looks like shit!

Bitch please!

You can’t polish a turd, so why does he even bother?

He must’ve been fucked over big time in his divorce. There’s NOTHING he won’t do for money these days.

Apeface.

A new cosmetics line, from A-Rod.

I've never understood how this man who is a 5 or a 6 on his best days and was fined for using performance drugs gets so much grade A pussy and attention.

He's not that attractive, he cheated and he gets the most press out of any former professional US athlete.

Is my attractiveness radar off? Is he really good looking and I just don't see it? Is it because he played for the Yankees and New Yorkers can't get their lips removed from his ass?

Oh - and don't get me started on all of his pseudo-intellectual and philosophical statements, particularly about sports or business.

r14- Derek Jeter

R15 - meh - that's a cup and a jockstrap. You can't see bulges on baseball players because of them.

Next is his cologne, named “Desperate “

He looks like a plump and ruddy Gollum.

In tonight's episode of The Gay Handling Show, Gary applies makeup.

Gary Shandling.

From his rookie year to now, I've always found him beyond unattractive. No bone structure to speak of, nictitating membranous eyes like an alligator or a sick cat.

Just don't get the appeal. Even Jeter is more attractive.

[quote] lightening

Hahaha!

I wouldn’t buy makeup sold by someone who looks like that

"I've never understood how this man who is a 5 or a 6 on his best days and was fined for using performance drugs gets so much grade A pussy and attention."

Rich and famous athletes never have trouble finding women, no matter what they look like

In 2009 I met a man in his early 30s from some tiny town in Mississippi called Liberty who had not heard about the internet. I think he had some vague idea of it but he never went online and had a flip phone. He had never had an email account he said. He seemed to travel around the country working construction.

R26, was he a Yankees fan and/or wear makeup?

He looks like a beautiful shaved sasquatch with tasteful lady lipstick.

It was his association with Madonna. She fucks everyone up.

Will he have some type of ball sack balm or huge ass chafing sufferers cream?

He is repulsive and if he hasn’t been a ball player he would be sticking shelves in. Washington Heights bodega.

That's pretty racist, r31.

When he lived in Dallas and played for the Rangers, he used to frequent a swingers sex club in town:

Back in 2004 - in the couple months between leaving the Fort Worth Star-Telegram and joining the Dallas Observer - I got word that A-Rod twice frequented the Dallas swingers' club, Iniquity. At the time of his clandestine visits, then-wife Cynthia was pregnant, home, clueless.

For a guy who boasted a milk-n-cookies image, he was apparently all about MILFs-n-nookie.

But now, backed by Sports Illustrated, bolstered by A-Rod's pattern of behavior and certain that Dallas is firmly established as a saucy Swingtown, writer Selena Roberts' new book - A-Rod - is trumpeting supposed new revelations about the Yankee's 2004 visits to a swingers club in Dallas called, you guessed it, Iniquity.

"The guy's not the biggest genius in the world. I guess the cat's out of the bag on that," Iniquity owner Rick Reid tells the New York Post in response to excerpts from Roberts' book. "We ask our members to dress down, don't call attention to yourself, and he showed up with a bright, white Yankees ball cap on."

What a coincidence JLo breaks up with him just before the launch. Did she find it 'unmanly'? You know she's all about appearances.

This is all about creating a new market to exploit. Men look best without makeup. Don't fall for it.

When will he come out as trans?

I don't find him attractive at all but I know so many who do.

haha, "snag lightening?" Never heard of that phrase but funny.

I think from a marketing point of view it's not such a bad idea. Now that the pandemic is more or less on its way out, the social game is back on and guys will feel self-conscious about how they look after isolation (weight gain, skin complexion, etc.). And celebrity endorsed products do better in general.

Personally I don't buy celebrity endorsed products, I'm too cheap for that.

I don't even use the moisturizers I buy (discounted at Big Lots). I'll use chapstick in the winter and spf lotion in the summer- if I remember.

I blame JLo.

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The mother of that tech billionaire he dated commented that he was dumb. She didn't use that word, but that's what she meant.

[quote] Rich and famous athletes never have trouble finding women, no matter what they look like

r25 is right. And a woman without JLo's financial means, and who is determined to marry money, will do what she needs to do to fake it, endure a bore, whatever.

And speaking of "bore" I suspect A-Rod is one.

I have a feeling, besides his cheating, that JLo just plain old got bored with him. And trust me, once a woman is bored with a man, there ain't no getting back the excitement you started off having about him. Again you'll find a way to endure it if the benefit$ outweigh the negatives.

Forgot to add, I thought it was obvious those two, JLo and Affleck, married Antony and Garner, while on the rebound from each other.

Does anyone remember the reports of his having a painting over his bed with his dumb ass being depicted as a centaur?

What's he coming out with? A bronzing, moisturizing herpes ointment?