Anyone been? I actually wanna try some of their shit.
You forgot to call us fat whores. That's how you summon us.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 19, 2021 9:24 PM |
Sorry I'm not used to this....ahem....
"FAT WHORES OF DL, I SUMMON THEE!"
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 19, 2021 9:26 PM |
MMMM! TOP- YOU MUST top it off with a banana Moon Pie!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 19, 2021 9:34 PM |
WHERE IS THE HOSTESS BINGE EATER???????
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 19, 2021 9:35 PM |
YOU RANG? A goo-goo cluster, a clearly canadian "water" and a bag of pringles?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 19, 2021 9:37 PM |
Never heard of them, but sounds tasty.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 19, 2021 9:37 PM |
"Fluffer Crunch Premium Goo Goo" sounds like a drug to me.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 19, 2021 9:40 PM |
Contains marshmallow. No thanks.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 19, 2021 11:43 PM |
I'm from Atlanta and I grew up on Goo Goo Clusters. I used to take huge boxes of them to the various satellite offices around the country when I'd do site visits. Everybody loved them except the folks in Chicago. They ate them but they had hardons for Turtles for some reason. I refused to bring them Turtles since I considered that on the same level of sacrilege as being asked to bring Pepsi instead of Coke. But then,when I'd offer to take a group of them out to dinner they'd all want to go to Red Lobster which I politely told them NO FUCKING WAY!, so I attributed their Goo Goo Cluster aversion to some form of retardation.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 20, 2021 1:28 AM |
r11- I love you.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 20, 2021 12:15 PM |
Goo Goo Clusters.
Fuck that shit.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 20, 2021 12:37 PM |
Another overhyped food trend for bored and boring people.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 20, 2021 12:51 PM |
You misspelled "Goop," OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 20, 2021 3:23 PM |
They have (or had) a bunch of treats on Goldbelly. I was tempted! Even Goo Goo cakes.
But I figured they would be like Colt's of Nashville- who's candies/pastries were HORRIBLE.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 20, 2021 4:26 PM |
I believe they sell those Goo Goo Clusters at Cracker Barrel Country Stores.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 20, 2021 4:35 PM |
You don't have to go to Chattanooga to find them--they turn up in convenience stores everywhere. They're ok if they're fresh, but if they've been hanging around awhile. the marshmallow gets rubbery or hard and it's not a pleasant experience. They probably tasted better before the corn syrup was added.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 20, 2021 5:28 PM |
Where's my insulin?
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 20, 2021 7:37 PM |
R19- I'm hiding it on you bitch, Now here, sign this new will and testament, NOW.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 20, 2021 7:47 PM |
they are ok, nothing extraordinarily amazing. It's like a turtle with marshmallow filling added, and they are pretty big.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 20, 2021 8:14 PM |
I was once asked permission for someone to enter my "goo goo cluster"...
I said no, because I was SCARED DAMN IT!
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 20, 2021 8:15 PM |
^^^^ At they didn't ask to enter your No NoSquare!
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 20, 2021 8:37 PM |
^^^^At least^^^^
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 21, 2021 3:43 PM |