Princess Beatrice Is Pregnant

What have you done to its eyes?!

Bitching aside, hearty congratulations to them both; I’ve a soft spot for Bea - she always seemed a good sort.

I reserve judgement on Mapelli Mozzi, who comes off as a feeble grifter.

OP is worse than Meghan....

No R3, I saw it. That jackass doesn't know how to post a proper thread, with a link

She looks very pretty in that Wedding photo. Very natural

Calling it now: that baby weight will confuse the solar system and it's never going away.

Don't post someone else's post. Has you better than nothing than to do than repeat it?

This will be the fourth great-grandchild of the Queen's to be born in 2021.

More parasitic spawn.

“Noice.”

Watch for Meghan to get pregnant again soon.

Some lovely heart warming news ❤ Congratulations to them both.

R10 Isn’t she at the moment?

R10 - Duh. Meghan is pregnant NOW.

She looks unfortunate.

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Omg who'd want to fuck her.

Do you know many straight men? Provide the necessary friction and you're pretty much in.

Those teeth!!!

Is this the one that wore the pretzel fascinator? She’s fabulous.

How delightful of them to announce it on the Sussex wedding anniversary, seems the Yorks learned a lesson at Eugenie's wedding.

We are preannoucing our commercial agreement with Signora Mozzi.

That is some particular good shade for the palace to officially announce the pregnancy today. But don’t worry, I believe Williams’s birthday is coming up so Megan and Harry can clap back.

Beatrice looks terrific here. Maybe the little Italian is influencing her style. He’s a dish.

[quote] Don't post someone else's post. Has you better than nothing than to do than repeat it?

Look at you. you're all worried the racists won't post on the racist thread. It will end up being all about meghan and harry

I like Beatrice. Hope things work out for her. Her husband seems a bit shady to me, but who knows?

When Harry's daughter is born, Zara will become the first grandchild of the Queen to fall out of the top 20 of the line of succession. #pointlesstrivia

Here is your future, Edo... nom, nom, nom...

OP Did you even bother with a search to find out that a thread on this had already been started well before yours?! Do we really need two threads on this?!

R9 Beatrice is not now nice has she ever been on the Sovereign Grant. She's a privately rich kid who married another privately rich kid.

Who offends you more: Beatrice or Hunter Biden?

I LOLed at R1, but I do hope the child does get its father's eyes. Where did Bea get them? Andrew has big eyes for a Windsor (though he might not be one), and Fergie's eyes are not poppy, so maybe we should be looking back a generation or two in Porchey's family tree.

Oh, Bea. You shouldn’t have done that. He’s going to absolutely humiliate you.

Although some women know they can’t keep the man, they’ll procreate with him, just to be tied to him forever.

R29, I watched episode nine of The Crown with my mum, and she just about had a heart attack when I told her that Porchey is rumoured to be Prince Andrew's real father.

R29... might be Queen Victoria.

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^ Pub lunch.

Eugenie posts these Bea and Edo photos and her congratulations. She said "badass" so her princess title should be revoked until she learns some manners! LOL.

Bea actually looks a bit cuter without makeup in the second Instagram photo. Those strong features should stand on their own in all their rough natural glory rather than her trying to go girly.

You know which royal baby name should be resurrected (pun unintended)? Anastasia. Unfortunate connotations, what with the whole execution thing, but very pretty.

Many beautiful girl names to go with Mapelli-Mozzi, very aristocratic and chic.

R38 - like Elisabetta Mapelli-Mozzi

Her wedding dress was perfect.

Elisabetta is *chef's kiss*

she needs to file down those teeth!

Her wedding dress was very pretty. I get such a grifter vibe from Edo.

Aside from the fact that his previous relationship ended quickly and may have overlapped with Bea, I don’t see why Edo gets the grifter tag. I get a nice vibe from him. He seems to know how to publicly conduct himself at any rate. And he has an actual profession.

R29, as r32 points out, Beatrice is the spit of her great-great-great-great grandmother.

I've read a couple of interviews with Edo. He's very interesting, learned, cultured, passionate about and undoubtedly very good at his job and seems an all-round sweetie. I was actually surprised because I had no real impression of his personality at all. Which is perhaps a good thing, as it suggests he's low-key and not trying to put himself out there.

[quote] The Surprising Reason Why Princess Beatrice's Baby Will Receive a Royal Title

Princess Beatrice's baby better prepare for the royal treatment.

Earlier this week, news broke that Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson's daughter was expecting her first child with husband Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi.

And while the sex of the couple's little one remains top secret for now, one thing has become clear: This baby will have a royal title thanks. And it's all thanks to dad.

As some fans may already know, royal titles pass down through the male line. Because Beatrice's husband is an Italian count, their child will either become a count or a nobile donna (Italian for "noble woman"), depending on the baby's sex.

"Edoardo is the only male descendent taking the family into the next generation," Edoardo's father Count Alessandro Mapelli Mozzi explained to the Daily Mail. "He is a count, his wife will be a countess automatically and any of their children will be counts or nobile donna."

And while titles can be impressive, this future grandpa is just excited to see his extended family so content.

As Alessandro explained to the publication, "They are very suited to each other and have known each other for a long time. I've never seen him so happy."

One day after Buckingham Palace confirmed Beatrice's pregnancy, the mom-to-be continued to receive well wishes from both friends and strangers alike.

On May 20, for instance, sister Princess Eugenie got creative while honoring World Bee Day.

"A day to celebrate nature's most badass little friend with their black and yellow stripes," she wrote online. "But our furry little friends have to share today with my big sis Bea who's got a little one on the way. ⁣Beabea and Edo huge congratulations on your news—can't wait to meet the little one."

Back in July 2020, Beatrice and Edoardo exchanged vows during a private wedding ceremony at The Royal Chapel of All Saints.

The small ceremony was attended by Queen Elizabeth II, the Duke of Edinburgh and close family who all followed government guidelines amid the coronavirus pandemic.

"We share so many similar interests and values," the couple previously said in a statement. "We know this will stand us in great stead for the years ahead, full of love and happiness."

I get grifter vibes from Edo, too. But I’d love to be wrong.

Bea and Edo have known each other since childhood and ran in the same social circles.They each knew exactly what they were getting into with their marriage and bully for them.

Christ, crazy eyes from both mom and dad.

R47 - that was interesting, but per Wikipedia, the "count" title is not "officially recognized". Their villa is quite impressive, though.

r49 I hadnt realised they knew each other so long?

[quote] I hadnt realised they knew each other so long?

His mother is very rich and like a lot of people, wants to be friends with the royals.

The royals love rich people, who will spend money on the royals. People with yachts or gorgeous homes who will invite them for luxury vacations. Andrew LOVES money. So he loves all of that. So his mom is very good friends with Andrew

Andrew isn't friends with anyone unless they can do $omething for him.

[quote] Crazy eyes from both parents.

Here is an artists rendering of the child.

Edo doesn't have crazy eyes, rather the sometimes startled look of a person not yet quite used to a barrage of flashbulbs.

Beatrice's aunt Sophie wants to talk about periods on the royal family's instagram account....

R56 Oh dear. No, no, and more no.

"Edo" appears to have two differently colored eyes, at least in this photo.

Edo ain’t right.

He's fit for purpose.

R29 Prince Andrew resembles his paternal grandmother, Princess Alice of Battenberg.

r61 Good find

I am certain Edo will cheat on Beatrice down the line (if he;'s not already), and she'll have other husbands.

It's too bad, because although she has the world's worst fashion sense, she is genuinely supposed to be a very kind and thoughtful person.