Kaia Gerber Reveals How Jacob Elordi "Opened My Eyes to the Possibilities of Love"

The Jacob Elordi trolls are going to be PISSED!

They're convinced that he's gay.

Didn’t he came out as Bi a few months ago?

A fresh-faced, natural beauty with loads of charisma ready to shine. Keep it up, Hollywood! You're really on a roll.

Wow, she's really being passed around Hollywood, isn't she?

Whore.

[quote] Wow, she's really being passed around Hollywood, isn't she?

I'm so jealous of all the hot, young dick she's getting!

I'd still like to see his "possibility opener."

Wasn’t she dating Shia labeouf last fall?

Her eyes are to close together

Are she and her brother still anorexic?

her mom is still prettier

R2, she has fucked around with women too. They are probably just bearding for each other.

Has she decided on a look for her brother’s funeral (when he dies from a drug overdose)?

What kind of a dopey name is "Kaia"?

It sounds like a name from a Star Wars movie.

She has many matching tats with her friend Charlotte. I bet she's the gf. She even went to Greece with Gerber's family

Charlotte’s mom is plastic surgery tragedy Christa Miller. She also appears in a photo in the Vogue profile.

This is the ass she got to grab while that 6-foot-5 piece of fuckmeat opened her possibilities.

Fetching

NOT her mom. She is too skinny and she has no real definitive beautiful quality about her. Not saying she is not attractive, just that she is NOT model/star quality.

Wasn't she awhile back hanging out with Cara Delevingne including getting matching tattoos and talking about how much they care about each other?

R11 It took eleven posts for the delusional "they are gay and bearding" poster to shine

R7 No, she dated that bulgy eyes dude from SNL.

She dated Pete Davidson and her parents flew to New York to physically escort her away from him.

[quote] "Being able to be with someone I trust, where we don't want anything from each other..."

Followed almost immediately by her assertion that since she's getting into acting and Jacob has been to drama school, she's going to definitively be using him as a resource.

Eliseu is as handsome as can be and has sad eyes, maybe he can be a real actor because he’s not bad on Euphoria. The girl isn’t as special as her mother and I’m not interested in her at all lol!

*Elordi

Furbie, now available in 'Eyes Wide Open'.

I know it's customary to take your father's name, but Caia Crawford would have made her a bigger name. Kaia with a "K" is suburban.

Even her mom had the good sense not to go by her birth name (Cynthia).

R18 the most important quality for a model to have these days is a famous last name.

She had to queef the gay rumors is in their tracks 😱

Let the kids fuck in peace

ROFL R31. Amen, sister!

[quote] Not saying she is not attractive, just that she is NOT model/star quality.

True, but Presley definitely had model quality.

He was the exact male version of his mother.

Too bad he had to ruin his looks with those ugly tattoos.

Who in the fuck is Jacob Elordi?

Never heard of him.

R33, he starred in some shitty teen romances on Netflix. He also had a promising role on Euphoria, but his character’s “is he or isn’t he gay” story arc was abandoned pretty quickly, and he existed only to bully a trans girl.

He’s attractive and a decent actor, but unless he gets a Marvel movie in the next few years, he’ll fade into obscurity. Unlike his fellow Aussie’s (the Hemsworth brothers, Hugh Jackman, Simon Baker, Russell Crowe), he has ZERO charisma.

Elordi just scored a big movie role in a SciFi thriller.

Elordi is welcome to open my anything.

In other words: Look at us! What is it with celebrities constantly shoving their love lives in our faces? It's tacky. No one cares. Keep it to yourselves please.

I can't keep up with this girl. One minute she's sharing pussy licks with Cara Delevingne and getting matching tattoos. The next minute she's being ripped apart by Pete Davidson's MASSIVE Down's Syndrome cock. And now she's finally "opened [her] eyes to the possibilities of love" with a young queen who's sweeter than one of Mama Crawford's ice cold Pepsis. Girl Bye!

[quote] I can't keep up with this girl. One minute she's sharing pussy licks with Cara Delevingne and getting matching tattoos. The next minute she's being ripped apart by Pete Davidson's MASSIVE Down's Syndrome cock. And now she's finally "opened [her] eyes to the possibilities of love" with a young queen who's sweeter than one of Mama Crawford's ice cold Pepsis. Girl Bye!

Like father, like daughter.

I’m not that old, but I have no idea who these assholes are.

R40, Kaia Gerber is Cindy Crawford's lookalike daughter.

I hate that the attractive Gerber kids are addicted to tattoos. I can't believe Crawford allowed Presley to tattoo his face. What a shame.

Now, let's see if he can open her eyes to the possibilities of a sandwich.

The only nice thing I can say about Kaia Gerber is that she’s no Olivia Jade.

It must be hard to have to contend with being pretty, but not remotely as beautiful as your own mother or father.

While not even close, she's more attractive than most children with a parent known for their looks.

[quote]I hate that the attractive Gerber kids are addicted to tattoos. I can't believe Crawford allowed Presley to tattoo his face. What a shame.

Those kids don't go to school and one doesn't have a job while the other has one that is tiresome and cliched because every celeb spawn gets those modeling gigs solely based on their being celeb spawn rather than have a unique look. The parents have clearly never encouraged them to do anything selfless or worthwhile with their lives, they just throw money at them.

No one can be surprised that he is so bored in life that he has time for such nonsense.

The problem with Kaia is that while she closely resembles her mother in terms of looks, she doesn’t have Cindy’s famous curves. I was going down a YouTube rabbit trail last year and ended up watching a few episodes of House of Style. One thing that I never really appreciated is how Cindy actually had breasts and an ass. She never, ever went through a toothpick phase and just always seen to have a healthy, toned body.

Kaia, on the other hand, is built like a preteen boy. Her chest is flat and her legs look like two twigs. She only has the face...no body and no charisma.

R46, in all fairness, the Gerbers own a Cuban restaurant in Malibu (Cafe Habana), and Presley spent time working there last year. On IG he would post stories during his shifts...seems like he did some cooking and maybe serving.

R48, that's not enough; that's not stability. I don't care how much money they have and that he never needs to work, he will not be happy in life if he isn't given a real purpose.

You can't "give" someone purpose. He has to find his own purpose. And I agree, working a menial job at his parents restaurant isn't it.

I would love to fuck Presley Gerber.

That is all.

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R38 Young queen? Just because you want him to be gay, doesn't mean he is, dumbass.

Kaia and Presley hit the fucking genetic jackpot.

Not only are both of their parents extremely attractive, but Rande Gerber is rich as fuck!

They're as close to human perfection as you can get.

Cindy was way more beautiful than Kaia...as someone said upthread the supermodels of the late 80's and early 90's had curves. And then came Kate Moss

[quote]They're as close to human perfection as you can get.

Yeah well perfect people don't cover themselves in ink, especially their face. They are trying to hide themselves.

Kaia is a pretty girl but radiates NO sexual energy whatsoever (which I suspect might be due to anorexia - I've been through it myself, have met many others who have, and even though she's not that extremely thin anymore, she still gives off that typical lifeless, joyless and oddly childlike vibe). She has no womanly curves either.

Whatever ...gay or straight, I'm not buying that a guy like Jacob Elordi would be attracted to a girl like Kaia. He looks he'd want someone who's not just pretty, but sensual, experienced and self-confident. So yeah, call me delusional, but this scream PR relationship imo.

The world, black and white, needs to move on from the thuglife ghetto gangster aesthetic and lifestyle.

Gerber Spawn Male needs to stop promoting that look and aping the lifestyr when he has mummy and daddy's money to shield him.

"Kaia Gerber" might be one of the ugliest names I've ever said aloud. It's actually a German compound idiom for when a Xeroxed copy gets smudged and becomes stubbier and slightly less attractive than the original.

R59 Gerber Spawn Female is a much better name for her.

Kaia never seems to be very happy in her pap photos. Sad. Or is that just typical of her generation ie angst?

Does SHE really want this life? What will happen when she ages out of modeling?

She looks like a younger Alyssa Milano.

This bitch is delusional

Gonna be on American Horror Stories...why?

One imagines there are very few bodily openings in the known universe that Jacob Elordi cannot easily open.

'Kaia' is a play of words. He mother wanted to name her 'Gia' after her late-supermodel predecessor but it was too obvious.

Presley is tiny and couldn't really sustain it with the tall boys in modeling.

Who's bearding for who

She's so uninteresting.