Eating ass?

I will indulge a partner if he really wants his ass eaten. And I will be enthusiastic, mostly. As long as he's hygienic.

But in general it's my last choice on the Sex Menu.

Just can't.

Love to eat. Also, prefer some fuzz around the hole.

As a top, I love it. I like it more than actual sex. To me, it is a mandatory precursor to sex. Think if it as sampling the goods, OP. If I don’t eat ass first, then I do not get hard as easy. I can tell if the ass will be any good or not by eating it.

On the rare occasion when I bottom, I also want to get my ass eaten first. It helps me relax.

My favorite thing to do is to eat ass, hairy if possible. I cannot get enough, will get me off faster then anything.

Only if there's nothing else left to eat.

And I mean nothing.

Sorry no. Don't like anything that even begins to smell of shit. I wish I did as guys seem to love having it worked.

But, I will suck your dick until dawn.

Guys who expect to have their holes eaten out keep it very clean and fresh. I have no probs with licking it. It gets them super horny.

I have had it done to me, and I have done it to others. And I simply don't get it, in either direction.

Love receiving. Makes me wild.

Can enjoy receiving. Never enjoy giving. Love spitting on a hole a fingerfucking it, though.

Love doing it and receiving it. It's a sin.

The first time I did it, the guy literally presented his hole to me and I could not resist. He had the nicest ass I'd ever seen until that time, and it was (and he was) so beautiful and so squeaky clean I could not resist. i have never even imagined doing that, but I was so glad I did.

The next time i did it, the guy was NOT squeaky clean, and I caught giardia. And so I've never done it again unless the guy is as clean as can be--I think only about two or three times over the course of my lifetime.

But that first guy...

I like to watch the guys squirm with pleasure while licking the hair around their holes

I do it to you I am topping you , you do it to me and you can take me to pound town. I have found that most self proclaimed tops will lift their legs after a good ass eating. Typically by the time I am done eating and putting my cock head on the wet hole, unless they say no, I am going to fuck them.

Oh bitch your ass better be clean and parasite free.

I love it both ways but eating is divine. Smooth, hairless & pink preferred. I'm more a top and getting it wet and sloppy for entry is a fine appetizer. And I then immediately french kiss my guy making him taste the spit I just left at his hole.... usually to guage how eager they might be going forward.

Didn’t we just do this a couple weeks ago?

Are you talking to me, R18?

I'm not sure, R18, I tell time by the number of days in my prescription.

Love to eat ass, hairier the better. Not crazy about having mine eaten.

R21- I'm the opposite.

I'm NOT into lickin ass but I do enjoy getting my ass licked.

I like having my ass eaten only if it leads to getting fucked.

No. Disgusting to me.

Both

I do it to open up my partner. He’s VERY hygienic. I gotta say though, it doesn’t thrill me. Butt... I get to fuck him for as long as I want after a good eating.

I LOATHE having it done to me. Yuck.

It brings back fond memories. I used to go to a masseur who would get me in the room, strip me naked, throw me on the table, and eat my ass for about 10 minutes. Then he would pull me down the table until I was bent over it, put on a condom , and fuck me while periodically slapping my ass. Then, after he came, he would put me back on the table and proceed with the massage. How I miss that.

R9 You’ve never had it done right.

I like my ass eaten like the cunt that it is.

Why does the OP want to know if other people like "eating ass?" Why want to know "what is your take and why?" If the OP is considering doing it then just DO it. Then he'll find out what it's all about. Nothing beats experience when it comes to sex. That's the only way to learn if you like or dislike some sex act: Just DO it.

R29 Spill it, toots. Do you like eating, getting eaten, or both?

R30- She was NOT funny.

She was JUST annoying.

R31 Eat, eaten, or both?

R29 - When I pose open ended questions to DL, I have historically found that when I lead conversation with my experiences somehow the whole thread takes a different turn. That said...

I don't particularly like giving or receiving, but there is one exception to each act:

Giving: Smooth latin Twink hole that smells of soap and the body's natural musk I will gladly eat like a dog on cocaine.

Recieving: Fuzzy daddies with facial hair can eat me and I'll gladly hold their head in place

I would rather eat ass and have my ass eaten rather than doing anything else.

I always throw my partner in the shower first, then rim him.

Nothing gets me harder than eating ass. And I'm really fucking good at it. I will make your eyes roll back in your head.

with age i have lost the sensation down there, so not into receptive lingus so much

Not my thing at all. IMO there's no way to get an anus clean enough for me to put my tongue in it.

[quote] I cannot get enough, will get me off faster then anything

Not sure if you're the eater or the eatee, but one of the only times I've ever gotten off hands-free was when I was eating this Hawaiian boy's luscious ass.

I was on my back and he was squatting over me. I felt myself getting close, so I grabbed his ass with both hands and shoved my tongue as far inside as it would go. He was slowly jerking himself off but when he saw my cock shoot he shot as well so I got to feel his sphincter contract around my tongue.

I wish there had been camera phones in those days as I would've loved a photographic souvenir of his perfectly shaped, perky little butt.

I never make passes at boys who lick asses.

I can get close to the center, but I'm diving into the deep dark hole. Sorry, but I'm not kissing and licking your manhole. If you want to do it to me, that's fine, I like it. However, don't do it to me if you're hoping for reciprocation. Nothing against you, I'm just not going there. It's gross. Deal with it, leave or break up with me, I don't care.

^^NOT diving.

I love to eat ass and I do it a lot. I rim very deep too, I like to get my tongue all the way up the ass canal. If it doesn’t start tasting bitter, i’m not up there high enough!

I enjoy doing it. The other dude just needs to be super clean and willing to kick back and relax and let me inside.

It's weird with me -- I absolutely LOVE the thought of doing it and think it looks hot as fuck when I see others doing it. But I've never done it because my fear of catching something always stops me every time.

I sometimes tell bottom guys I hook up with that they don't have to suck me off because I won't eat their ass in return. Thankfully, most will suck me off anyway.

The greeks were into anal, the French into blow jobs, so which country is identified with rimming?

There are two types of gay guys, those that love to eat ass and those that love eat ass, but pretend they don't.

R46. Canadians

R47 you are very wrong.

It's refreshing to see an old-fashioned DL thread again instead of the endless ones on Trump, the New York mayoral race, and Follies.

I love to feed.

EAT ASS, SUCK A DICK, AND SELL DRUGS.

I love it done to me, but as far as doing it myself I like the thought of doing it more than actually doing it.

lick it, then stick it

I love doing it, and my FB keeps a clean hole. Hard to describe why exactly, because it's not as if the taste is so wonderful and after a while, depending on your position and tongue endurance, it can get tiring. But i love asses and worshiping them and to go the extra mile by licking a hole, well, there's just something about doing such an intimate, almost taboo act that is thrilling. And knowing how much pleasure you are giving your bottom before fucking them. I can easily get off licking an ass and hearing the moaning. It's all very intoxicating.

The original thread.

NEVER done it, and NEVER have had it done to me? so forgive this silly stupid question, but what does it feel like to receive/get it??

just a really wet and incredible tickling pleasurable sensation?

Guys who like to eat ass usually have had offers from some beautiful guys with beautiful asses. That or they have a big beautiful ass themselves. Beat Sex of my life has involved having every inch of my body licked and licking every inch of the hot guys I’ve had. It’s amazing knowing you wants every part of the person you got and that they feel the same.

Guys who say its nasty usually have ugly asses themselves. That or the only people offering their asses to them are dirty crackheads. They have no idea what it’s like to have a beautiful man with a beautiful ass offering themselves to you. They also suck at bed and at kissing.

I don't care to have it done to me but I absolutely love doing it! To the right person. I'm picky.

Can eat for HOURS . Love to hear a man moan .

I was at a dinner party a couple of years ago. The guests were friends, acquaintances, and some folks I'd never met before. One of the acquaintances sent me a message on social media the next morning and told me he hoped I wouldn't be offended but he was really interested in rimming me. I was intrigued since I barely knew the guy. He came over that night and ate my butt for nearly an hour until I thought I was going to pass out. It felt strange to show my most private place to a guy who was basically a stranger, but it was one of the best orgasms I've ever had.

Both.

I love datalounge. Now I'm super horny and laughing my (v. clean) ass off.

I love eating ass, I consider it a must if I'm topping. I enjoy to get deep and suck on the asshole, lick it, kiss it, bite it lightly, it makes most guys moan like crazy. I am an ASS man and I enjoy looking at them and imagining my mouth on their hole. Fuck, it turns me on so much!

My straight bro who happens to be a hot Pakistani bro just told me he loves eating ass and then proceeded to physically mine him eating Booty for me. I told him he cold eat my ass anytime. He responded, “Bro, I’d slurp like Kool Aid.” I instantly got bricked 🧱 up..:

I got hepatitis A from rimming . It’s a nasty mess

Shut up and eat my add!

Why is there never an after to stories like r61?

Great sex but then you never see each other again or have feelings for each other? That leaves me a little cold.

r30 “Tongue Rodeo” - Karen Delaney St. Croix Popeil Walker Finster-Walker

My actual insight: DISGUSTING!!

I enjoy eating arse.

obviously, cleaned out

and will kick out a ho if they fart.

Bump

It's assumed a major role in OnlyFans porn as of late, part of the whole "femme bottom wears a jockstrap the entire time and you never see his penis, refers to his ass as his "pussy" genre

^^Speaking of, Cade Maddox has his bottoms push their holes open for him when he eats them. This is sort of hot on camera, sort of disgusting in real life because it looks like you are licking a baboon's bottom

I love to eat ass, in fact my favorite sex act

I love it. Giving and receiving. It’s delicious, but must be clean.

Definitely one of those things that I like fantasizing about more than actually doing….. idk but I can’t shake the thought of getting a parasite, gardia or the like. Esp if it’s a guy I just met (im single). How do you get over that?

Give. It’s my absolute favorite thing to do.

True story:

My friend tells me he was busy eating his boyfriend’s ass while he let a huge fart. He got pink eye from it.

Oh yes I love to fart bomb while getting my ass eaten

I love to eat, indifferent to getting eaten out myself. Love to start slowly, lightly fingering the rim of the hole, then start licking faster and harder until I start forcing my tongue inside. Drives men crazy.

Big fan of both. I hooked up with a str8, straying married guy last year and the way he responded when I made the transition from blowing up, to taking care of his hole caused him to shoot nearly instantly. "My wife never does that!" Well, yeah. She doesn't touch you at all, which is why we ended up hooking up. Blew his mind and his wad.

R81, I've been told that loads of bi men loved to get rimmed because their girlfriends never do it.

Gay men love to be homewreckers. They lack, something.

You’re horrible r81. Smh

Trolololololololo

I’ve enjoyed both giving and receiving. The first time I experienced the desire to give it was as a teenager! For my orthodontist! I got horny as he was playing with my mouth (no gloves). Then he went to get something and bent over. He did this more than once. I started imagining myself putting my face in his butt and going to town. At that point in time I’d not seen any porn or anything to cause my mind to start craving this. It was completely organic. I was 15 years old. My first experiences with eating ass had no top-bottom rules. I wanted to eat ass whether it was me serving a man (as the bottom) or topping one. Over the years my experiences were generally top eats, bottom receives, except for some of my earlier in life pre-gay bar days. And then again after I was in a relationship and would other men were just for play. As a top I get lost in it. Time doesn’t matter. Also, as a top, where I’ve experienced bottoms who are in to eating out their top, I love looking down and seeing the forehead, eyes, or just the hair of this sex-starved, nasty bottom, so hungry and submissive for me that he wants to eat my ass.

Gay men don’t care about their health

Oh please spare me with the righteous indignation and judgment. I don't make a habit of being the other woman, and our little trysts are over. I'm not proud of it but it takes to tango. I can't imagine I'm the only whore on DL who's tangled with a man on the DL. Casting stones and what not.

I did it only a couple of times. Really wanted to do it more but was held back by the possible health risks.

Had my own ass eaten out really well by a 37 year old when I was 24.

You eat where I shit. Ok!

[quote] I hooked up with closeted married guy last year, or maybe even a gay guy pretending to be a married guy

Fixed

Yes! ^

R88 I’d take put downs from gay men in general and Dataloungers in particular, with a grain of salt. I’ve met many a gay man with “strong morals”, who flip in an instant when faced with temptation. It’s happened too often for me to take it seriously.

I’ve noticed porn spends more time on this than anything else these days

And homosexuals wonder why the world sees them as petri dishes. Filth. Pure filth.

Consuming ecoli and parasites from someone's anal hole is not recommended.

The fantasy of eating ass is fine, but the reality is no fucking way. However, you may eat mine if you'd like, but not a requirement.

I like kissing ass cheeks, a little fuzzy is nice...and maybe going near the hole. But no, I'm not taking the deep dive to the dark center.

Pre-Covid, I rarely did it. When I did, it was with guys who I knew had cleaned themselves, throughly and where I had been with several times. I can hear their moans, as I went to town. As for me, I don't feel comfortable having it done to me.

choo choo!

Oh wow

I had a bit of surprise analingus on an Orlando biz trip pre-COVID. Im a top, so when he went from suckng my cock, to licking my perineum to eating out my hole, it was a bit of a shock. Enjoyable, but when he came up for a French Kiss, it was a definite “ no way dude” moment. Interesting but not looking to repeat.

I hate eating my boss’s ass during lunch hour. My face stinks for the rest of the day

R97 Tease.

I've been an ass man since I was a teenager and I just want to stick my face in every hot guy's ass. I love licking the hole, especially brown-skinned hairy guys. Had a couple of East Indians and was in heaven!

I’m an ass man too.

EAT DA POO POO! I wonder when the next drug resistant poo poo bacteria will rear it's ugly head?

Nasty

Is it really that pleasurably or is it mostly mental? I think a lot of the moaning is fake or forced; I know it is for me. It's a sexy intimate idea but the real experience is meh

I know all of sex has a big psychological component and that the ass has lots of nerve endings, but are they pleasure nerves or mostly pain nerves to warn the body to STOP whatever it's doing because OW>

I had a good experience rimming a guy who was super-fastidious about his anal hygiene. He loved it so I loved doing it. That was 20 years ago. Since then my guys have not been as "summer's eve" fresh.

It can never be clean

I'll eat it if you douche with bleach! Nothing less than that.

[quote] And homosexuals wonder why the world sees them as petri dishes. Filth. Pure filth.

Yes, Senator Graham.

I've eaten ass only once, with a guy I was in love with. Always loved giving him head but then I went down further and thought What The Hell, I'm Here, Let's see what this is all about. He was tight and I did what I thought was best. He Loved It, I thought it was okay. It seemed more pleasurable for him than me. That was my only time.

I was seeing a fuck buddy for a while and he Loved eating ass. He ate mine like it was a woman's pussy, it felt dynamic. After one session, I just lay there with my legs still up and he said I looked like I wanted to get fucked. I said what do you usually do when you eat out pussy? He said Fuck it. I said, "Yeah, well...." but He Didn't Want To Do It. WTF.

.....

Stir the Pot

All these sterilized clean assholes. What's the point? I like to taste my guy, not strawberry douche.

Gnarly diseases

^ ^ ^ Afraid of sex.

Wise people are afraid of STIs

In porn, fine.

In reality, iccky.

It's the gay man's version of cunnilingus. Nothing wrong with that.

[quote] Wise people are afraid of STIs

Uhuh, and virgins never get STIs. No thank you. I'll take sex.

Eating ass is actually less likely to get you an STI than intercourse.

You do you r123. I would not.

Yeah I'd do me. I wish I had a twin!

I lick ass for hours, squeaky clean of course.

I get really turned on by how it's the ultimate intimate act. My face is in some hot guy's ass, or vice versa. It's the ultimate vulnerability. The most secret spot on a man. You can't do that with just ANYONE.

Hmmm

It's not sex unless there is ass eaten.

[quote] In reality, iccky.

r121 What are you, 12 years old?

He’s right though

I don't eat the poo poo!

🤢 🤮🤢 🤮🤢 🤮🤢 🤮🤢 🤮

Most men simply cannot keep their asses fresh and clean.

Perhaps they need to start using that new body deodorant, Lume, then, maybe, eating ass wouldn't be so nausea inducing.

Ass eating can be awful for men with a heightened sense of smell.

No wonder so many have STIs. Just no wisdom or fear of diseases

Don't forget the dreaded Gay Bowel Syndrome!!!

Pussies. Lol.

Or what's the term for a gay Incel?

Why is it called “eating” ass and not “licking” ass? Nothing actually gets eaten, I hope…

Threat

[quote] Why is it called “eating” ass and not “licking” ass? Nothing actually gets eaten, I hope…

r136 In occult lore it's called the "Kiss of Shame". It was part of ritual. I kinda like that.

Interestingly, I knew a straight guy who was really into receiving.

Dare

[quote] 🤢 🤮🤢 🤮🤢 🤮🤢 🤮🤢 🤮

r132 Yeah, a vomit fetish really crosses the line.

Love eating a guy's ass, but it must be clean and so few guys have any idea about how to stay clean.

Guys seem to love eating me out, but I've never felt much from it except from one day. I should have asked him what he was doing down there, because it felt fantastic.

r142 Prostate gland, baby. The male g-spot.

R129. It's more than iccky. It's gross, clean or not.

r144 Do you know how silly you sound to those of us who love the human body?

Ewww and all those germs from kissing!!!

I'll buy you a hazmat suit for your birthday so you can finally get laid.

If it's a 20 something hairless Asian Twink and his hole smells like soap, yes.

All other scenarios? No,

This is why we have monkeypox. 🤮🤮🤮💩💩💩

Not a fan of either. I get too in my head about it.

I loved doing it during my party days, though. Could do it forever. But drugs make you do crazy shit.

Obviously, this is NOT a stealth scat thread.

I licked my husband's bum a few times early in the relationship, but not now.

I was eaten out thoroughly in my salad days (I did have a beautiful bum as I was a runner), but I got giardia and that was the end of that.

r149 'salad days' I saw what you did there. 😁

[quote] If it's a 20 something hairless Asian Twink and his hole smells like soap, yes

r146 Sorry, but that is so ewww. The soap part I mean. Yuck.

I love only eaten ass when I’m REALLY horny and into the guy. Yes, hygiene is a must as well. My first experience getting eaten out was pretty boring. It did nothing for me and I thought that was that. Then I was with a guy who knew what he was doing and it took my breath away - I know, Mary! - but it’s the truth.

[quote] Why is it called “eating” ass and not “licking” ass? Nothing actually gets eaten, I hope…

Why do they call it “getting head” and not “getting mouth”?

[quote] This is why we have monkeypox. 🤮🤮🤮💩💩💩

r147 Uh, no, monkeypox can be spread by any close physical contact. You sound like one of those homophobic wackos who purposely spreads disinformation to vilify gay folks.

And most of us don't have monkeypox just like most of us never had AIDS.

I like giving more than getting but both are hot. Guys who don't like ass eating are incomplete lovers.

It’s fantastic. The idea of not rimming or being rimmed on the regular is crazy to me.

It's amazing how many so-called "gay" men in this thread profess being disgusted by rimming. These prudes must NEVER be able to get through a porn scene either. Or they're not really gay men.

[quote] It's amazing how many so-called "gay" men in this thread profess being disgusted by rimming.

[r157] I noticed the same with dismay as well. Junior Anti-Sex League. It's a new crop of young gay males who have seen too many stories about monkeypox and the dreaded gay bowel syndrome. They're afraid of sex. I liken them to the straight male virgin incels.

Not something I’d jump into for a casual fuck but if it’s a regular partner then of course.

So I would gather that eating ass is only acceptable when the intended ass has just stepped out of the shower after being scrubbed squeaky clean. And even then I don't want to do it.

But how about after a few hours on a date (showered before the date but when you get home) and then you jump into bed with the guy? Hell no, I'm not eating your ass.

^^but NOT when you get home

I love eating ass but i don't mind being eaten. I'm lucky to have had some beautiful beautiful hole in my lifetime.

[quote] I'm lucky to have had some beautiful beautiful hole in my lifetime.

r162 This makes me proud to be gay. Only a gay man would say assholes are beautiful!

r136/r153 Why do they call it a 'BLOWjob' when it's all about sucking? I know, I know..... So someone can say "Dat's da suck job!!!"

Blow, Gabriel, BLOW. 💨

PlatonicCaveman, I agree!

PlatonicCaveAss is gross, physically and mentally. GFY!

I bet you ass eaters like some good fudgy brownies!

It's an incredible turn-on for me to think about, and I really love porn (especially amateur) that includes it - however in real practice, I've done it a few times, always with a very clean partner, and have had it done to me - either way, it really wasn't that enjoyable, but when I jerk off and think about different guys I know, I always think about rimming them, and it's dirty, and they are telling me to clean it - strange as I would never want that experience in real life.

I feel like a hole could never be clean enough. Ever.

You're a germaphobe, R169. Thank God I'm not.

There's a reason we don't let sewage run in the streets, and a reason you don't consume fecal matter either.

r9 here. I've now met up with a guy who's [italic] really [/italic] into it and seems to be good at it. He's super enthusiastic and varied in his technique and approach - and I still don't get it. He does all the things that I imagine as mouth can do to an ass, and I try to be all enthusiastic myself - pushing my ass into his face, moaning, writhing, the whole thing.

Still don't get it. Many things are more physically pleasurable.

[quote] There's a reason we don't let sewage run in the streets, and a reason you don't consume fecal matter either.

r171 Oh JFC, what type of neurotic mess compares rimming your partner's ass to "sewage"? Hahaha.

I'm guessing you're a virgin?

because it's poop. 🙄

I loved it in porn, but had some germ-related apprehension related to eating ass when I first started becoming sexually active. When the opportunity finally presented itself, wasn't sure if I was going to go for it, and I'm so glad I did. There was no going back. Remains one of my favorite things to do.

Echoing a lot of what other posters have said - I find the thought very hot on certain dudes, but I can’t get myself to doing it. Just can’t get the thought of 💩 out of my head…(maybe if it were in the shower immediately after a good soap and rinse… hmm)

[quote] because it's poop. 🙄

t174 And saliva is spit & loogie. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

You're neurotic!

One thing that I’m very surprised at is the willingness of guys to Tim others they’ve never met before, on a first meet. THAT I will never understand. If there’s one sexual act that should require the utmost attention to hygiene it’s rimming - not sure why you’d take that risk with someone you’ve known in person for 2 minutes.

Rim* not Tim.

R177 don’t be retarded. Equating spit and poop is just beyond stupid

We didn't make it this far by eating things that squeezed out of an asshole. In general, sewage consists of SHIT which is not recommended to eat.

[quote] don’t be retarded. Equating spit and poop is just beyond stupid

r180 Snot loogies are grosser than shit. Yet you risk eating them when you kiss anybody on the mouth.

My point here is that you're obsessing. Rimming is not eating sewage for crying out loud. Oy vey.

I require my boyfriend to wear a dog collar and lick my asshole clean.

[quote]Rim* not Tim

Hey, wait a minute!

In a 20 year rimming career, I have never gotten sick from it. Not once. Yes, I only do it when the guy is clean but no, it’s not going to give you some mysterious poop illness. Thank god I’m not sleeping with any of the anti-rimming weirdos on this thread because you sound like boring fucks.

r185 I agree. I think some of these guys won't make love without a surgical mask. Silliness. I've never gotten sick from rimming either. And actually, the mouth is the dirtiest orifice on the human body, not the anus. So I guess we shouldn't kiss either?

I'd prefer to give than receive. But then again IBS doesn't exactly make be confident to have a man munching on me like that.

No. To both. No, thank you. Never. Not a chance. No offense. Always and forever NO

I think the mainstreaming of ass eating has been a huge factor in increased tolerance for male homosexuality. For so long, eating butt was deemed a gay male activity that decent normal people found unthinkable and repulsive, as was anal penetration. Now that heterosexuals engage in anal activity, such acts are much less associated with male homosexuality, and consequently, the stigma attached to the acts has greatly declined. Further, as society no longer views gay men as distinctly engaging in weird repulsive acts, tolerance and acceptance for them increases. It was the ick factor that solidified discrimination against and hatred of gay men for millennia.

It's not that pleasant for the receiver, much less the giver. I would NEVER put my tongue there. Would you eat a turd?

I wouldn’t ever. I’ve had dudes ask to do it to me, but I refused. The thought grossed me out, and I don’t wanna kiss anyone who puts their mouth on butts

I want a ring, not ringworm.

tapeworm

Well r191, I would bet you have kissed someone that has put their month on a butt and then some.

[quote] I want a ring, not ringworm.

r192 Say it with a lisp this time, you silly pansy. Hahaha.

"I want to get married, not have sex!" You sound like a gushing teenage girl. Hahaha.

JFC now we have gay guys saving themselves for marriage. Creepy.

R194, not really. All my partners (all four) share my conservative sexual lifestyle and behavior

R95 😳

East all the poop you want but don’t criticize folks who don’t want any. And it doesn’t feel that good despite all your writhing and moaning

WHORES!!!

I'm curious, does anyone insert chocolate covered cherries for birthdays or holidays?

"Would you eat a turd?" Jesus christ. You stick your dick in there too, buddy. Fingers too, presumably. Or maybe you just look longingly at each other, like in a 19th century romance novel?

I thought anal hygiene was gay sex 101 but apparently it's an advanced skill beyond the capability of many of you.

You presume we have anal sex

A "presumption" backed up national surveys of sexual practice amongst men who have sex with men.

I agree with D2. [quote] I will indulge a partner if he really wants his ass eaten. And I will be enthusiastic, mostly. As long as he's hygienic.

My husband likes me doing it to him; I don't like receiving at all. I oblige him fairly often, but I'm also super-sensitive to smells, so the timing and freshness need to be right. Now, sucking his cock and balls I'll do nearly anytime; he's got a great set.

A significant and growing percentage of men who have sex with men don’t have anal sex.

Getting and keeping an erection may be a presumption. The average age on DL is seventy five.

R205 How many of those men have a vagina?

The people here who are equating rimming with scat-eating are not gay men, and are patently absurd.

Because they don’t agree with you, shitbreath?

R209 has no penis.

OP- I don't refer to THAT activity as- Eating Ass

I call it LICKING ASS

No. I would ever want a tongue near my ass and I cannot fathom licking someone elses.

I am an utter bore though.

r10, are you 5 years old?

R186: “And actually, the mouth is the dirtiest orifice on the human body, not the anus.”

This is probably the stupidest thing I’ve ever read on here. Truly the stupidest. And that’s saying a lot.

Not sure if this is a failure of public education, or what.

“Yes, I only do it when the guy is clean but no, it’s not going to give you some mysterious poop illness.”

You’re also making a huge assumption in assuming someone’s rectum is “clean”, even after that someone douches. If you know anything about basic anatomy, you’d realize the rectum is not closed-circuited and the body can do a lot even shortly after a bowel movement and/or cleaning.

[quote] I said: “And actually, the mouth is the dirtiest orifice on the human body, not the anus.”

[quote] You said: "This is probably the stupidest thing I’ve ever read on here. Truly the stupidest. And that’s saying a lot."

r214 Read a book. YOU ARE WRONG, DUMBASS:

[quote] The mouth is considered the dirtiest place in the human body. It carries the largest amount of bacteria and germs. Many people will assume that the anus is the dirtiest place on the body due to its contact with fecal matter. The mouth comes into contact with more germs and bacteria than the rectal area. In fact, scientists at Harvard School of Dental Medicine have discovered more than 615 different types of bacteria that can live in the mouth, tongue and throat.

I’m so happy rimming has taken its rightful place at the table

even when they're clean and recently showered somehow there's often a poop smell

[quote] I’m so happy rimming has taken its rightful place at the table

I dunno r217 I'm pretty kinky but I would never kiss ass at the dinner table.

Ewww

Gay man here and a bottom. I love having my ass eaten as a prelude to fucking. My husband wasn't that into it at first, but he's gotten more into it in the last year or so. He says the moaning and writhing I do while it's happening turns him on, as does my obvious practically begging for him to fuck me when he's done licking it makes him rock hard. I'm glad he's gotten into it because I love it.

I don't like to do it, though. Before I met him, I had a couple top guys who really wanted me to do it to them. I just didn't care for it although both were very clean. A guy's ass just doesn't turn me on.

Hey, dumbass at R216 - since when does “more germs and bacteria” say anything about the TYPES of germs and bacteria and their relative harmfulness? Perhaps if you weren’t so retarded, you’d realize that the ANUS houses much more HARMFUL germs and bacteria — including ones that could literally kill you. Most bacteria in your mouth is either neutral or beneficial in terms of effect on your health.

Only on DL will someone seriously try arguing that the germs and bacteria you could catch from kissing are potentially more harmful than those from rimming.

Too bad for the shit eaters, it really bad to injest feces and ecoli. I suspect many of the chocolate sludge eaters are lying about getting parasites, gay men tend to lie, we all know that.

^ I’m not even passing judgment on rimming as a sexual act, but to seriously pretend like it is on the same level as kissing in terms of comparative risk is just silly and ridiculous.

r222 how can I agree with you and still hate you?

[quote] Hey, dumbass at [R216] - since when does “more germs and bacteria” say anything about the TYPES of germs and bacteria and their relative harmfulness?

r222 r224 Rimming is harmless, you silly queens.

Hilarious how flat earthers are shown the science yet still prefer to live in a delusion. HAHAHA!

No, you just have been taught an aversion to the human body and its natural process, so you cling to your old wive's tales. A clean asshole ain't gonna kill you.

Not gonna lie, it could be hot with the right guy (I had to be SUPER attracted to him though). But ass is off the menu for me forevermore. I have a lung condition (bronchiectasis) which makes me prone to infections. Have to be really careful to stay away from any bacteria that could potentially get in there as it’s hard to treat once it does. Sad times but there you have it.

R226, you clearly know nothing about “science”

“Rimming can transmit bacteria like E. coli and shigella, virus’ like hepatitis A and various kinds of intestinal parasites, so there are risks to it. They mostly result in having gastro-type upsets but you can also get some classic sexually transmitted infections like herpes and gonorrhea as well.“

Shall we all take guesses as to how distended Moghul’s tummy is from all the parasites? Mmmm yummy!! 🪱

If it takes a huge vat of that Golytly and a full 24 hours of shitting your guts out, there is now way a douche or two and a soap rinse is gonna make the shit hole and tube clean enough to eat.

Serious question: nowadays rimming is fairly mainstream and very common. Is this a fairly recent development? Did guys in the 70’s and 80’s do much rimming?

Dear Lord in Heaven!

I am a gay man in my 60’s and I’ve been getting my ass rimmed for the last 50 years and I have always loved it! 😈. When I was a teenager I hooked up with an older man (40’s) who would rim me for hours. I m a Top and only rim on occasion. My favorite rimmers include a black guy named “Lou” who had a huge dick and begged me to rim me.. Finally in a moment of weakness, I acquiesced, as long as he didn’t try to fuck me. He spent the next two hours worshiping my butt hole, with what felt like his tongue tickling my prostate and a mind blowing blow job. He wasn’t pretty but was very talented. I’d let him come by for the occasional servicing for the next years. The other was a porn model from the 90’s. Frank would sit under a rimseat and suck on my hole for hours, while I had beer, watched TV, talked dirty to him or said nothing. Frank moved back to Ohio to care for his ailing mother..

My husband is a good rimmer and my “boy” on the side is excellent. I’ve always been a selfish Top and sought out guys who appreciated that in me.

Love watching it in porn. Justin Brody is the best.

[quote] you clearly know nothing about “science”

r226 I showed you the science from the Harvard School of Medicine. If you're gonna be an incapacitated germophobe, kissing on the mouth spreads more bacteria than rimming.

The information was right in front of you but you ignore it because you have a pseudo-moralistic fear of the human body.

You can live your life in fear of disease and be lousy in bed, or you can take minimal risks and be a great lover. I'm a great lover. And I'm not dead or even ever caught a cold from rimming. You're a frightened weakling.

R235 you’ve posted the same thing 25 times plus the delightful “Yeah I'd do me. I wish I had a twin!” You’re proof that analingus causes stupidity and rudeness

I'm afraid to ask....never rimmed...what can you smell/taste?

r236 I've gotten 20 likes on my posts so far. You stand for fear. I stand for love. Gay folks need to stop cowering.

I was already thinking of leaving Datalounge because of all the general lameness, but this thread is going to be the straw that broke the camel's back. It proves everything negative I've suspected of Dataloungers for a while now - old, bitter, unfucked, and judgemental. What do you people even DO during sex? Do you only do frottage, missionary, wearing plastic wrap, with the lights on? And disinfect yourselves with bleach immediately afterwards? Oh that's right - you shrieking ninnies have only been laid in your lame jack off fantasies. Hate to tell you guys, but rimming is normal, mainstream, and has been at least since the subject was broached on Sex and the City 25 fucking years ago. Man, the ignorance, the prudery, and the internalized homophobia on this site is astounding. I could be reading a book or doing something productive instead of looking at what's crawling underneath the rock that is Datalounge. Peace out, Ladies - it's been real. ✌️

r239 You make some great points. When it comes to age, I'm no youngster. But I think many of the prudes on this thread are younger guys who have been bombasted with so much propaganda about the "dangers of gay sex" that they're afraid to move.

I've checked out some 20-something gay forums and they're even worse.

At least you have about half the guys on this thread defending rimming. Haha.

^ interesting how you completely ignored everything in r228, which contradicted your nonsensical claim that rimming is completely “harmless.” Posting the science has nothing to do with moralism or passing moral judgment. Rim all you want but the facts are the facts. And if anyone here is passing judgment it is you (you just implied that anyone who doesn’t rim makes a poor lover).

You sound like one of those obnoxious dangly-earring prep queens who insist. bareback sex is THE only way to have “real” sex and to be a good lover. Get off your high horse (and stop upvoting your own posts you dolt) - your own insecurities are dripping from your posts.

“ I showed you the science from the Harvard School of Medicine. If you're gonna be an incapacitated germophobe, kissing on the mouth spreads more bacteria than rimming.”

And the conclusion here is what, dear? Did you completely neglect the post stating that the types of bacteria found in your mouth are on average mostly harmless as opposed to those coming out your ass (literally)? Logical thinking clearly isn’t your forte. Stick to rimming.

[quote] I was already thinking of leaving Datalounge because of all the general lameness, but this thread is going to be the straw that broke the camel's back

Byeeeeee

[quote] I've gotten 20 likes on my posts so far.

So your IQ and your popularity here match!

[quote] I've gotten 20 likes on my posts so far.

It's same person who agrees with you each time you spout the same thing, ass-breath.

R237 skin. A distinctive kind of skin. But nevertheless skin.

I’ve never tasted anything else because all of the men I’ve been with were clean. Over the past 40 years.

[quote] interesting how you completely ignored everything in [R228], which contradicted your nonsensical claim that rimming is completely “harmless.”

r241 Did you even read your own link? It promotes rimming and advises how to do it. Hahaha.

Are you prudes for real?

From your own link lol:

[quote]Want to jump in the rimming pool? So if you want to give it a go, how should you approach it? Sex educator Louise Bourchier says it’s like any kind of sex act, “the most important thing is consent and communication, making sure that people involved are feeling like they have a lot of choice in doing it.”

[quote]Then, if everyone involved is enthusiastic about wanting to try it, she says it’s about going slow. “Take it at a pace that suits you and the other person.” But first up, it’s important to consider hygiene — as in, making sure the area is clean — and safe sex. “Usually a shower is sufficient,” says Louise. “Making sure the outside area is clean but some people also would wash a bit internally. That might even involve douching.

I’m willing to stick my dick in a shithole. I’m not willing to eat one. I don’t think that makes me a Prude.

[quote] I’m willing to stick my dick in a shithole. I’m not willing to eat one. I don’t think that makes me a Prude.

r248 It only makes you a prude if you get hysterical about it like some fools on this thread who start comparing rimming to "eating shit" and screaming that we're all gonna die!!! Haha.

Everybody has their preferences when it comes to sex. Difference here is we're not telling you that your brand of lovemaking will kill you. That's what you fools are implying about rimming. Dude, that's just over-the-top nonsense.

Just respect other people's choices and stop being unhinged drama queens.

Divisive topic!!

Never ate or eaten once or twice. Did little ffor me.

A gay comedian whose name I'll never remember said rimming tastes like licking a penny. Kinda true.

R239 - the anti-rimming trolls on this thread are women, the classic kind. You know, with cunts.

"Divisive topic!!"

Indeed! Divide those cheeks, and topically apply your tongue.

[quote] the anti-rimming trolls on this thread are women, the classic kind. You know, with cunts.

r252 Nah, they're gay men - frightened little queens who are afraid of sex and never get laid.

Monkeypox and Gay Bowel Syndrome - they're so scared!!!

The heterosexual establishment keeps coming up with ways to terrify the poor dears.

^ and yet again, literally the only one on here who keeps passing judgment is you, the rimming obsessed moron who is clearly insecure about his own sexual skills hence the need to shame others who aren’t into the same shit you are. And yeah, I’m sorry you fail to understand that no sexual act is without risks, including rimming.

I’m a top and I don’t rim guys and guess what, I last damn long in bed and get nothing but compliments from all my lays.

Eating ass? I enjoy it a lot, OP.

R247: “Did you even read your own link? It promotes rimming and advises how to do it. Hahaha. Are you prudes for real? From your own link lol:”

Yeah, and isn’t funny how you left out the part where it suggests using dental dams or other coverings IF you do engage in rimming? Gee I wonder why you didn’t quote that as well? Hahahaa. Are you retards not able to read? Or just intellectually dishonest. From the same link lol:

“You’ve got some options there: a dental dam is one of them. It’s a square piece of latex you can put over the bum, so it’s like a barrier between the mouth and the anus. You can also use glad wrap, it does essentially the same thing. It all just depends on your choice around risk.”

[quote] A gay comedian whose name I'll never remember said rimming tastes like licking a penny. Kinda true.

Slappy White?

Guys just remember, if you’re ever feeling stupid, take comfort in knowing that there are people like Moghul, who actually think the germs and bacteria coming out the average shitthole are less harmful than those in the mouth….

Wow--somehow I missed r239's epic flounce-out hissy fit yesterday!

r239, we all know you're still here: would you do it again for us, please?

^ Lol. R239 started her boundaries!! Don’t you DARE insult the art of rimming, you sex-negative oppressive prude of a Mary.

I love it when my dogs lick my ass

^ I’m sure Moghul loves it when he makes out with his dog after it licks its ass, too. After all, the butthole is cleaner than the mouth!

I only enjoyed doing it to my first boyfriend. He’s a top and only way I can get into his ass is tongue fucking him. And I loved him. Never loved anyone as much to eat their ass since

My husband loves to eat me out but to me it's just ok. I always, always make sure I 'm super scrubbed, scented and ready though. I can't stand the thought of him having to smell excrement while doing it. Just too gross.

[quote] the only one on here who keeps passing judgment is you, the rimming obsessed moron who is clearly insecure about his own sexual skills hence the need to shame others who aren’t into the same shit you are. And yeah, I’m sorry you fail to understand that no sexual act is without risks, including rimming.

r255 Huh? I'm not one of the trolls who claim rimming is "eating a turd".

And yeah, no sexual act is without risk. But more STD's are spread by vaginal intercourse than rimming. FACT.

[quote] isn’t funny how you left out the part where it suggests using dental dams or other coverings IF you do engage in rimming?

r257 JFC, hahaha. Most the article is positive about rimming. And they suggest safe sex protection for rimming. So? They're not against rimming or believe it will kill you, as you seem to believe.

The article states it may transmit ecoli which will result in an upset stomach. Oh my!!! Sexual intercourse will give you something more than ecoli, dumbass.

And yeah, I have sexual intercourse and I rim, because I'm not some frightened little queen who hides shivering under his covers every night.

Eat da' poop poo! God I love this video!

There’s a whole lot of Mary! in this thread. And I’m here for it.

R267, you seriously type stupid. The original point was that rimming, like almost every sexual activity, carries its own risks - contrary to the original assertion you made which was that it is “completely harmless.” And unlike the risks from other sexual activities, it is WAY harder to treat something like an intestinal parasite or giardia. This has nothing to do with being “for” or “against” rimming. I’m sorry, but just based on everything you’ve said in this thread (especially that mouth v butthole comment in terms of germs/bacteria) you don’t seem very intelligent.

And to close this out: the real reason you have to rim is because you’re ugly, fem, small-dicked and overly desperate to please. Literally every one of you overly smug “sex-positive” shithead queers looks like this in real life lol so get off the high horse

predictably, this thread has devolved into a shitfest

and without pictures too

R27? That wasn’t a masseuse, Rose.

I used to love to eat ass, now I prefer to fist them

R274

[quote] the real reason you have to rim is because you’re ugly, fem, small-dicked and overly desperate to please. Literally every one of you overly smug “sex-positive” shithead queers looks like this in real life lol so get off the high horse

r270 Uhuh, and your ad hominem attacks only show you have nothing but your own personal disgust towards the human body and gay sex & queerlove. You know nothing about me.

I'm actually a top. I rim before I buttplunder my prey. Haha.

"Sex-positive"? Uh, yeah dumbass, I'm all for sex and I love life and everything about it. You're a frightened little pansy who cowers in fear.

[quote] gay sex & queerlove

Oh, heavens.

r277 Sorry, but "queerlove" makes a nice portmanteau. I couldn't resist. 🤣

Nope and nope. I will let someone rim me if they REALLY REALLY want to, under the strict understanding that I will NOT reciprocate. It doesnt really do anything for me and just feels.... odd. I dont get why anyone wants to do it, but each to their own

Like a bunch of other folks here I aint putting my tongue there

Reminds me of that American Dad episode

“Queerlove”? And you’re calling others little pansies? Lololol hey, fyi I think your dangly earring fell into the gaping asshole that you just had your skull in.

And since you’re too fucking stupid and functionally retarded to follow anything on this thread, that insult only came after a multitude of ones from you re: guys who aren’t into rimming. You’ve passed judgment in almost every one of your posts on those who don’t like what you like. You remind me of the prep queen on here who does the same re guys who don’t do bareback or take prep. Get over yourself you tedious fat cunt, lol

r281 Queerlove bothers you? You must be 80 years old. Fat? I'm 6'2" and weigh 170. Talk about tedious cunts. You're weak. I'm strong. Get used to it.

You fools even post a link supposed to back you up against rimming, and it actually promotes it and advises how do it 100% germ free! Hahaha.

Nah, I got in the face of idiots who likened intimacy with your lover's body to "eating turds". And I'm sure these are the same idiots who are terrified by Gay Bowel Syndrome.

You don't know me. All you have are ad hominem attacks because you live in fear.

You're weak frightened little men.

I never liked doing it. And I always felt stupid receiving. I never knew what I was supposed to be doing when someone was doing that for me.

R282: you type like a 14 year old girl. Maybe you should also add “ooOoOOoo I’m really popular too, and you’re not! Ha ha!” Not surprising given 170 at 6’2. Nothing more repulsive than a fruity bottom at that height with the figure of an Auschwitz victim. No wonder you need to do all the extra kink with your lays…….

“100% germ free! Hahaha.” R282 tell us you didn’t graduate high school without telling us you didn’t graduate high school. JFC, you really do have the IQ of a doorknob.

I could lick and suck a clean asshole for hours. I can't get enough of it.

I love eating asian ass. Literally.

eating ass?

If you're really into fucking a guy you're probably into eating his ass. The first time I ever did it, it was with a bf who was very sexy and loved to get fucked. He went down on me while I ate his ass. I came in about a minute.

Memories.

The affinity may b3 like an inverse bell curve, with most either loving it or hating it....

I love having my meatflower suckled

like someone said here on the DL:

Eating ass is like durian: you either love it or you hate it.

I still can’t get past the phrase “eating” ass. It’s definitely false advertising in this case (thankfully!!).

I love it. Taste like chicken

[quote] I love it. Taste like chicken

It tastes like shit. But no big deal.

r284 First I'm fat and now I'm too skinny? Hahaha.

Just admit it, you lost the argument so now you're throwing out vapid insults.

[quote] He went down on me while I ate his ass. I came in about a minute.

r289 Are you an acrobat by any chance?

How does that require acrobatics?

True story: Moghul rims his dog’s butthole. After all, It’s cleaner than his mouth!

[quote] I love having my meatflower suckled

“Meatflower” is the best new DL slang of the day! Perhaps the week!

Saw a bumper sticker on a pickup truck “I Eat Ass”. Wanted to cover it up with one that said “I fellate the Obese”

[quote] r298 True story: Moghul rims his dog’s butthole. After all, It’s cleaner than his mouth!

Yeah, I require my boyfriend to wear a dog collar. What of it? 🤣

r297 Upside down blow jobs never really work.

299....i guess i finally have a name to sign my posts with then

Are all these annoying hyper-judgey fraus on here not eating their husbands asses? No wonder divorce is skyrocketing

If you are riding a guys face with your meatflower, you leaj forward and throat his cock....you don't need to be an acrobat at all

r306 Sorry, but the tongue goes under head. Bad blowing technique.

R302- You are absolutely right.

Loved her in this.

As a vegetarian, eating ass is the only way I get my protein

OP- I once drove ALL THE WAY to New Jersey to have some guy LICK 👅 my ASS.

^i have my dogs for that every night

Meatflower…vomit

Replace Wildflower with "Meatflower"

What does Esther Rolle have to do with anything?

r315 This thread needs some diversity. Too many gay white males.

[quote] lick it, then stick it

Oh my, so literal.

Wonder if a pierced tongued, brown, trout licker ever got caught up in there. Serves em right. That would be a memorable ER trip, for all involved.

I like eating someone’s ass then full on making out with the guy so both our mouths would stink.

It would only stink if you lack fundamental personal hygiene.

“Now you know what rimming is.”

First episode of Queer As Folk

This should be shown to boys in Sex Ed., for educational purposes.

Shut up and eat my asshole!

QAF rim.

[quote]“Now you know what rimming is.”

Yep.

Sorry,

I was looking for the Meatloaf thread...