QAnon Shaman Lawyer: They're Brain Damaged Idiots from the Short Bus

OMG - I don't know who this son of bitch is but damn that made me belly laugh!

The propaganda machine continues.

[quote]But they’re our brothers, our sisters, our neighbors, our coworkers — they’re part of our country.

Well THEY decided that we weren't part of THEIR country.

There were rumors they were targeting viewers on the autism spectrum in Trumpito's Youtube ads.

They get into Trumpism and Right wing activities because they vaguely know that they are retarded usually having barely got out of HS. Of this they are ashamed, and feel the cards were stacked against them because of some social factor rather than their inability to compete. Their Right wing alternative universe makes them “feel” smart because it provides them a simplistic worldview, and a “community” founded on beliefs instead of facts.

Link, r4?

I would love for this to be true.

“And now we return the our Lifetime Friday Night feature movie ‘The Little Insurrectionist’…” 🎥 🍿

Are any of the charges against him a lack of bulge? How's he hooking up in jail?

Being a mouth breathing idiot with the IQ of seaweed has never been an excuse to break the law before. Why would it be now? It is simple, they knew what they were doing was against the law. Guilty. We were tortured with the exact same propaganda, and we didn't try to hurt anyone or storm the WH to with a whaling spear to kill the fat, orange threat to our sanity and democracy.

We must protect our citizens suffering with Mental Illness.

Well I guess we can ship them down to Texas and execute them there

☝️Can we put an express lane in?

A brief reminder that Trumpito was running campaign ads on Youtube targeted to people on the spectrum.

I think we saw more than a few of their intended targets marching around in paramilitary larp drag on 1/6.

As had been noted, "My client is rock stupid and believed a lot of claptrap" has not been a successful defense before.

What's the action situation like for him in jail? Is he getting any or is he a pariah after his seditionist, COVID getting ways.

They’re also violent, dangerous, and have shown a propensity to repeat their offenses. If not in prison, they belong in an institution.

No sympathy!

Albert Watkins is right about Trump followers, QAnon, and about the propaganda.

[quote]Being a mouth breathing idiot with the IQ of seaweed has never been an excuse to break the law before.

Completely agreed; while his quote was funny, the government has executed people classified as mentally disabled, yet this tool thinks being a dumbass is an excuse.

Tell us something we didn't know.

A few of them are gracious gentleman callers.

Idk that he's wrong that at least some are autistic. A lot of them seem take everything literal -- no matter which side they landed on. I think that's why the left is seeing more outliers. And no, I'm not saying "both sides" because one side (guess which) is definitely the bigger threat here. That's the side with more guns, religious fever, and nuttier leaders. Our side is usually just more annoying about some things than anything else.

"Riding the Bus With My Insurrectionist"

Notice any defense for these individuals who get sued or arrested on behalf of Trump bullshit (Tucker comes to mind) is that his followers are idiots?

[quote]and I’m going to use this colloquial term, perhaps disrespectfully

Lol, this guy has got to be a DLer, for sure. Those em dashes were like a drum roll.

I can't believe he called them "fucking retarded"!

[quote] Lol, this guy has got to be a DLer, for sure.

Agreed!

I liked this guy from the start.

George Carlin put it another way: Look at how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. (Trump's base)

"Your honor...my client is a fucking retard! Look who he voted for!"

"Fucking retard" is the new affluenza excuse for white people.

And "Fucking retard" is the new affluenza excuse for POCs.

R30, try harder. That was very stupid.

R31 How can you attach one big generalisation with another generalisation like that?

You lose credibility when you do that.

A lawyer actually said all those disgusting things? I have no doubt a lot of these guys have issues, but not every one of them did. The majority were racist, self-centred assholes.

I see you're not American, R32, so I'll explain it to you: Affluenza was a defense used by an entitled, white asshole to get away with drunk-driving which led to the deaths of several people. It's also essentially what kept Brock Turner out of prison. So when you attempt to apply it to people who've never actually benefited from it, it shows what your intent actually is.

[quote] "Fucking retard" is the new affluenza excuse for white people.

Could this assertion be rephrased?

"Fucking retard" is the new "deplorable."

[quote]"Fucking retard" is the new "deplorable."

Actually, they've always been synonymous.

[quote]Being a mouth breathing idiot with the IQ of seaweed has never been an excuse to break the law before.

Now it's actually an asset if you're running for Congress as a Republican.

I don't know why I still picture him wearing horns and wailing even in prison.

Put em in GITMO with the other terrorist, no trial not even charged.

They should all be executed. They waged war and should suffer the consequences.

Being a fucking retard is no excuse.

That's his own lawyer eh? Fucking hell. Good on the lawyer. What a legend for saying what everyone is thinking.

Interesting that he said "Fuck, they were subjected to four-plus years of goddam propaganda the likes of which the world has not seen since fucking Hitler..." True.

I'm totally over the mental illness excuse. Enough. 99% of people with mental illnesses manage to control themselves and NOT commit insurrection and murder people. All the insurrectionists should be locked up for our safety. And just look at how Dump has abandoned them.

Is Mom still bringing him organic food in prison?

Think he's caught COVID yet?

He got Covid as soon as he got in prison. Probably from the insurrection.

And yet there are millions on the autism spectrum who did to decide to overthrow an election….

Does he have cellmate?

Oh well. Bet that organic diet helped him get through COVID with no bad side effects.

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Parents should lock their autistic offspring up and install ankle monitors in case they get out,

When they don’t, this is what happens.

[quote]Being a mouth breathing idiot with the IQ of seaweed

Excuse me, but my name is Nori and I don’t appreciate the reference.

No bulge. Had he been scraped?

[quote]Does he have cellmate?

In a perfect world, he and Donny would be locked up together for all eternity.

Autistic people are wicked