Trevor Noah and beard Minka Kelly reportedly split after months of "dating"

Oh no.

I wonder how long it will take the woke presenter to find his next white girlfriend.

He is not funny. Every clip I have seen of the Daily Show since he took over just looks painful.

I can't stand his obnoxious personality

It is painful, he wasn't qualified for the job, he has no understanding of American humour, he was only hired because Comedy Central had an agenda and they refuse to accept he was a mistake.

Maybe Donna Troy will finally get with Terry Long!

Minka Fafarinka.

Well, when John Mulaney is done with her, he can have Olivia Munn.

She is gorgeous

Trevor is great. His book, "Born a Crime" is amazing.

[quote] wonder how long it will take the woke presenter to find his next white girlfriend.

Trevor Noah is biracial and he had dated both black and white women.

Trevor Noah is biracial and he has dated both black and white women.

He needs to date me next!

Why does OP label her a 'beard'? They were not really dating? I must habe missed that.

I can keep him company in his new Bel Air mansion!

[quote] It is painful, he wasn't qualified for the job, he has no understanding of American humour, he was only hired because Comedy Central had an agenda and they refuse to accept he was a mistake.

He has yrs of stand up comedy experience (in the US) and he was a Daily Show correspondent. The ratings went down after Stewart left but they continue to rise. Noah is attracting a younger audience. It’s the number 1 late night show among millennials.

[quote] According to TV By The Numbers, the show’s ratings have steadily been on the rise, increasing from a 0.30 to a 0.34 between August 28 and September 1. In fact, August saw the show average 1.6 million total viewers in Live+3, up 37% versus the ratings for the same time-period last year. This was also its 11th consecutive month of year-over-year gains. Season-to-date, according to the Viacom-owned cable network, The Daily Show is averaging 1.43 million total viewers in Live+7, up 15% versus last year and the show has a 0.69 adults 18-49 rating (+12%), passing NBC’s The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon as the No. 1 late-night show among millennials 18-34.

[quote] Why does OP label her a 'beard'? They were not really dating? I must habe missed that.

Because OP is an idiot.

How can he afford 27.5 mill?

What kind of imbecile names their child “Minka”?

Yeah she needed to move along. She probably wasn't even eating his big ass, that alone means she didn't deserve him!

She’s very pretty. He’s a turd. She should have locked down Chris Evans.

r13 the implication is that Noah is gay and pretending to be straight by dating Minka.

He reads as straight to me.

OP clearly doesn't understand what a beard is.

I prefer our American blacks to tell us how America has wronged them, I don’t want to hear it from this import.

The racists are here again.

Minka is a beautiful woman. DJ Steve Aoki is a perv who likes barely legal girls. His ex-wife is stunning.

R10 Chris Evans while handsome and - now with his Captain America money - VERY rich seems so emotionally stunted. To add to that his mother will definitely be a mother-in-law from hell. Which sane person would wanna end up there?!

This Minka hoe hops from one dick to another

If Trevor is closeted, does that mean he’s been secretly banging Jaboukie Young White this whole time?

If I want to know what's wrong with America, I'll listen to someone who's actually from here

R24, not everything is racist...I also don’t want to hear John Oliver or Piers Morgan bellyaching about how bad America is.

r28 Maybe that's his secret love slave!!

JBY prefers old Jewish men.

Where do you get that from, R32?

Everyone will remember where they were and what color caftan they were wearing when they heard this devestating news. Jim Acosta’s voice will break when he announces it

Minka sounds like a drag queen.

He pings, seriously. But no proof.

If he did come out, I would be so not surprised.

R36, everyone "pings" to 99.99 percent of the DLers.

R30 since the US exports its greed, racism and war seems fair they should be allowed to have an opinion.

He's not funny, but he's more than welcome to sit on my face.

Minka decided she prefers a guy with a cut penis.

[quote] If I want to know what's wrong with America, I'll listen to someone who's actually from here

I know this is just supposed to be a trollish statement. But taken it seriously for a split second, I'd say that the outside perspective can be quite revealing. I actually appreciate his perspective from a foreign point of view. The US always think they are the shit and don't need to know what others do, and possibly do better. The US would be better off to look around what else is good out there.

How did he get so rich. He is an annoying douche but, yes, quite fuckable.

He is handsome.

It makes me think less of Trevor that he'd seriously date some dim, terrible actress like Minda

I remember seeing a photo of him without a shirt and was disappointed his chest was smooth. I really wanted him to have a hairy chest.

r45 I'd be so transfixed by his phat ass I wouldn't even notice his chest hair or lack thereof!

He hot, not gong to lie. I had no idea he had this much money?

Minka is the daughter of Aerosmith’s guitarist and a stripper.

[quote] If I want to know what's wrong with America, I'll listen to someone who's actually from here

Do you feel the same way about John Oliver?

Didn’t think so....

[quote] He pings, seriously. But no proof.

He does not 'ping.' He is foreign-born and that can sometimes confound poorly calibrated gaydars.

R49 see r30 and stop race baiting

He's somewhat annoying and a know-it-all. I don't get him but I didn't like Jon Stewart, either. Minka Kelly reads beard to me too.

[quote] I actually appreciate his perspective from a foreign point of view. The US always think they are the shit and don't need to know what others do, and possibly do better.

He's from South Fucking Africa which is a mess. He came to the US to make money. Period. Political critiques from whores who fled their own countries to live a better life here are nothing but a joke. Yes he is quite a looker but I have never liked him.

He owes you haters nothing.

He doesn't ping at all for me either, unfortunately. He's only dating these hussies for a good time because he's handsome, charming and they are pretty much at his disposal. But he wont settle for anyone who does not match his level of intelligence. He will definitely marry some high powered younger woman in business or law.

He’s gorgeous and I’d marry him in a second.

The Trevor/Minka relationship offers quite a few twists and turns. They were spotted vacationing together in St. Barts just a week after "sources" confirmed their break up to People magazine and now Eonline claims they're back together and working on their issues.

Another (more reliable) option probably is that they never really broke up and these "sources" and gossip rags are full of shit and should leave these people and their relationships alone.

There were blind items about Minka being into group and other extreme sexual behaviors and and that his handlers wanted Noah to drop her. I wonder if they were true.

I want him to fuck me

Did she love his mullato cock?

[quote] If Trevor is closeted, does that mean he’s been secretly banging Jaboukie Young White this whole time?

I think JYW is very funny but I can't see him as anything but a bossy bottom in bed, so yeah, I can see Trevor fucking him, but he probably forces Jaboukie to bite the pillow so he doesn't have to listen to him constantly jabber

[Quote]There were blind items about Minka being into group and other extreme sexual behaviors and and that his handlers wanted Noah to drop her. I wonder if they were true.

You should not believe all the crazy shit these demented, frustrated bitches post on LSA. They hate her bc she's a gorgeous white woman who likes to date black/biracial men. Check out her IG. That chick is very unproblematic and vanilla. They simply hate her bc she's pretty, privileged and dated some of Hollywood's hottest guys in their prime. When she was dating Chris Evans, his stans also couldn't stand her and made up crazy stories that she was stalking him and calling the paps all the time. Now it's crazy group sex stories and other demented shit.

Chris Evans?

Oh, she's definitely a paid beard for sure!

She really fucked some of the hottest Hollywood/entertainment dudes in their prime:

Taylor Kitsch - before he became box office poison and was still a smooth twink with sexy long hair

John Mayor - when he was still hot and not a nut job

Chris Evans - on and off for a couple of years and already very successful with the Captain America franchise

Derek Jeter - dated him for 3 years when he won the World Series, bet this was more a money and status thing bc Jeter is fug

She should get back with Chris Evans. He's hot and rich and probably ready to start a family and have babies now. Heard he cheated on her a lot though.

Did she date Taylor Kitsch? I never heard that and was a big fan of the show. I know she dated Donald Faison from Scrubs.

^Yes, I think they dated during the first or second season. Andy Cohen even admitted in this interview that if he ever had to fuck a female, he would choose Minka Kelly. Lol.

Andy: When you were on the show (Friday Night Lights), in a period of your life, was that the period in your life where you got laid the most as a human being?

Taylor: No. I was mostly in a relationship…

Andy: You were?

Taylor: Yeah.

Andy: With someone on the show?

Taylor: At a time, yes.

Andy: At a time. I want it to be…

Taylor: You know who it is.

Andy: Was it…was that a public thing?

Taylor: Not at the time, but I’m pretty sure it is now.

Andy: Let me tell you something. We’re talking about Minka.

Taylor: Yeah.

Andy: Let me tell you something about Minka Kelly.

Taylor: Do it.

Andy: I’m a gay guy. I am obsessed. I feel like if there’s any chance, like on the venn diagram with the woman in the mix I’d be like…

Taylor: She’s the one.

Wow, I had no idea R66. I’m shocked that didn’t get out when the show aired.

True love finds a way!

Jaboukie couldn’t seal the deal. They would’ve been the best gay couple since Alexander and Hephaestion.

......

Whew gurl, they've "officially" broken up about 10 times over the last 2 years.

I agree with Andy. If I had to fuck a woman, I would choose someone who looks like her. She looks like her vagina wouldn’t smell bad.

Doubt he's gay, but we can hope!

I just don't envision any woman intriguing him enough for him to stay with them, especially these starlets he's been dating. He needs stimulation that only a gay man can provide!

He looks so handsome when clean shaven and trimmed. Great face, but from what I've seen a bit chunky in the bod? I thought he was a bit clueless when he started TDS but he's educated himself about american politics a bit more now.

r75 he's pear shaped and it seems like he's slimmed down some over the last year or two.

It was reported that he sued some doctor for a botched surgery that left him with a bad disfiguration, but I dont think it was revealed what the procedure was. Of course DL thought it was an adult circumcision gone wrong LOL.

[Quote]Whew gurl, they've "officially" broken up about 10 times over the last 2 years.

Or maybe they didn't break up and these sources are just full of shit. I remember the first time the media reported they had broken up, they were actually seen on a romantic vacation in St Barths around the same time. The media spin was that they really love each other and were trying to reconcile. In December they apparently broke up again, but he actually took her home for Christmas. Just a couple of weeks ago they were photographed in Jamaica and Kelly actually moved to NYC a couple of months ago and lives in a $25k townhouse/condo she can't afford with her recent work history (Noah mentioned that he doesn't like to live with a partner so I think he pays the rent to have her in NYC but not live in his apartment).

[quote](Noah mentioned that he doesn't like to live with a partner so I think he pays the rent to have her in NYC but not live in his apartment)

OMG we are so compatible. Noah call me! I got my own place so I don't need no bitch to pay my way either!

[quote]Trevor was last seen having a good time with DJ Steve Aoki

So Trevor got the white douchebro musical taste gene, not the black African one. Sad.