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Pro-Trump Prophet Jeff Jansen Leaves Wife, Ministry to 'Pursue His Own Desires'

Gee, I wonder what’s going on here…

Global Fire Ministries, a Tennessee-based evangelical ministry, has announced that its founder Jeff Jansen was asked to step down after he chose to leave his wife and family "to pursue his own desires".

Jansen, a self-professed prophet, had founded the ministry over 18 years ago. Last Wednesday, Global Fire Ministries issued a statement announcing that Jansen will step down as co-senior leader of the ministry and Global Fire Church "due to unscriptural and unbiblical behavior."

"Due to a pattern of making poor moral choices and bad coping mechanisms, character flaws became obvious which disqualified Jeff from New Testament leadership," the ministry said. "His lifestyle in the home, traveling on the road, and in the House of God, has fallen below Biblical standards laid out for those in leadership. He has been confronted concerning these flaws numerous times over a period of time.”

The statement continued, "Rather than submit to the process of healing and restoration, Jeff recently made an intentional decision to leave his wife and family to pursue his own desires.”

In closing, Global Fire Ministries asked its supporters for prayers while asserting that "any pursuit of further ministry on Jeff's behalf is not under the umbrella and blessing of Global Fire Ministries."

Unlike other prophets such as Jeremiah Johnson, who has apologized for falsely prophesying a second term for Trump, Jansen still maintains that "he is our president."

"He [Trump] is our president, and I don't back up from that," he said in a video on April 25, which he reposted to his social media on Sunday.

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by Anonymousreply 104May 19, 2021 3:05 PM

Love her lesbian haircut

by Anonymousreply 1May 16, 2021 9:15 PM

The Power of Cock Compels You

by Anonymousreply 2May 16, 2021 9:16 PM

Reverend Miss GURL!

by Anonymousreply 3May 16, 2021 9:16 PM

Bless her heart.

by Anonymousreply 4May 16, 2021 9:17 PM

She looks like a high school female P.E. teacher.

by Anonymousreply 5May 16, 2021 9:18 PM

Yes, bless her heart. She's got a cupcake on top of her head!

by Anonymousreply 6May 16, 2021 9:18 PM

His wife lacks length of bone.

by Anonymousreply 7May 16, 2021 9:20 PM

She's smelling nutloaf.

by Anonymousreply 8May 16, 2021 9:21 PM

Poor thing says he’s being attacked.

“Jansen also called for prayers for his family as he claimed that "crazy left-wing radicals" were attacking him.

"There's all kinds of crazy things being said about me: defaming and threats and death threats, family. I know where it's all coming from — crazy left-wing radicals that are spawned through the multiple newspapers," he said. "God's gonna vindicate."

by Anonymousreply 9May 16, 2021 9:22 PM

She probably plans on starting up a cookie shop.

by Anonymousreply 10May 16, 2021 9:24 PM

Butt stuff?

by Anonymousreply 11May 16, 2021 9:28 PM

Now he can chase all the cock he wants!

by Anonymousreply 12May 16, 2021 9:28 PM

He pursued being a crazy douche, and he achieved it.

by Anonymousreply 13May 16, 2021 9:28 PM

One of his own “desires”.....

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by Anonymousreply 14May 16, 2021 9:29 PM

DUMP attracts crayzees like shit attracts flies.

by Anonymousreply 15May 16, 2021 9:30 PM

'Pursue His Own Desires'

There's not much new under the sun, but that's a new one. I have never heard the breakup of a marriage and ministry put quite like that. It's such a simple phrase, but gives an updated twist to "He's dating someone in Europe."

by Anonymousreply 16May 16, 2021 9:31 PM

Who's had him?

by Anonymousreply 17May 16, 2021 9:33 PM

[quote]Jansen will step down as co-senior leader of the ministry and Global Fire Church "due to unscriptural and unbiblical behavior."

Somebody has some explaining to do.

by Anonymousreply 18May 16, 2021 9:35 PM

BMF. Big mussy face

by Anonymousreply 19May 16, 2021 9:36 PM

Has he discovered the joy of cock?

by Anonymousreply 20May 16, 2021 9:38 PM

He's going for Lea DeLaria realness.

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by Anonymousreply 21May 16, 2021 9:39 PM

Caught tapping his foot in a restroom in 5,4,3.....

by Anonymousreply 22May 16, 2021 9:40 PM

R9, I guess by "left wing radicals" he means "People who aren't headless"

by Anonymousreply 23May 16, 2021 9:42 PM

He'll be remaking Their Own Desire, starring Miss Norma Shearer

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by Anonymousreply 24May 16, 2021 9:46 PM

Is he cutting off 👋 his penis just when he’ll need it most?

by Anonymousreply 25May 16, 2021 9:47 PM

Just when I'd begun to consider that gayface might be a myth...

by Anonymousreply 26May 16, 2021 9:49 PM

[quote]"Due to a pattern of making poor moral choices and bad coping mechanisms, character flaws became obvious which disqualified Jeff from New Testament leadership,"

But he’s still good with Old Testament leadership, right?

by Anonymousreply 27May 16, 2021 9:54 PM

Demonic raisins - I rebuke you!!

by Anonymousreply 28May 16, 2021 9:56 PM

My Lord, he looks like Renee Zellwegger on Oscar night. Throw a bit of powder on that face, hun, to cut the shine.

by Anonymousreply 29May 16, 2021 9:57 PM

I expected this. I knew he was no good. His poor family. Does anyone know who the other person is....the one he put his dickie in?

by Anonymousreply 30May 16, 2021 10:08 PM

Kate McKinnon's new SNL character is really hilarious!

by Anonymousreply 31May 16, 2021 10:11 PM

No thanks. We don't want him.

by Anonymousreply 32May 16, 2021 10:23 PM

“I don’t like men’s no more!”

by Anonymousreply 33May 16, 2021 10:35 PM

Looks like he represents the Lollipop Guild.

by Anonymousreply 34May 16, 2021 10:38 PM

You just know he was blowing the collection basket money on manwhores.

by Anonymousreply 35May 16, 2021 10:55 PM

He looks like a chubby, basted Tom Cruise

by Anonymousreply 36May 16, 2021 11:32 PM

Dr. Jake is seething with jealousy over her magnificent hair puff that exceeds all hair puffs that ever puffed!

by Anonymousreply 37May 17, 2021 12:03 AM

Lindsey Graham and her would make an adorable couple.

by Anonymousreply 38May 17, 2021 12:04 AM

Since she still proclaims Trump Lord and Master he is tricking with them female hoes.

by Anonymousreply 39May 17, 2021 12:07 AM

You don’t have to be a prophet to know not to get your glamour shot taken too soon after a chemical peel.

by Anonymousreply 40May 17, 2021 12:10 AM

He’s a Repug, so the odds are he’s a pedophile.

by Anonymousreply 41May 17, 2021 12:15 AM

Eureka O’Hara was also form TN. They must share the same beautician.

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by Anonymousreply 42May 17, 2021 12:17 AM

Does anybody have any tips on how to unsee that fucking mess in OP’s picture? Thank you in advance.

by Anonymousreply 43May 17, 2021 12:23 AM

I’ll be on lookout for the Sniffies post announcing a meth-fueled, bareback sex party at my local Days Inn

by Anonymousreply 44May 17, 2021 12:25 AM

Does anybody else see bees flying in and out of that hive of hers? 🐝 🐝🐝🐝🐝

by Anonymousreply 45May 17, 2021 12:26 AM

He wanted to find a man big enough to breach his second pussy.

by Anonymousreply 46May 17, 2021 12:33 AM

The article says he and his wife have been married for 25 years and have 8 children and 18 grandchildren. I’m having a bit of trouble with the math.

by Anonymousreply 47May 17, 2021 2:22 AM

Do you have some kind of businesswomen's special?

by Anonymousreply 48May 17, 2021 2:22 AM

EWWWW... He is most certainly NOT welcome to join my men's prayer group.

by Anonymousreply 49May 17, 2021 2:24 AM

Why is he so shiny?

He'll be into methed up harness wearing and fisting in less than 6 months.

by Anonymousreply 50May 17, 2021 2:28 AM

God's Big Boy

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by Anonymousreply 51May 17, 2021 2:32 AM

Thanks for all of the responses and laughs, DL. You are a funny bunch.

by Anonymousreply 52May 17, 2021 2:49 AM

[quote]"Rather than submit to the process of healing and restoration..."

Gawd, I HATE this churchy BULLSHIT way of talking about BULLSHIT!!!

by Anonymousreply 53May 17, 2021 3:09 AM

Baby that hair is LAID!

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by Anonymousreply 54May 17, 2021 3:34 AM

Does his future involve jock straps and poppers. Will he chase young twinks in pursuit of his carnal desires? Tune in for next week's episode of “Late Bloomers: Making Up For Lost Time” on TLC.

by Anonymousreply 55May 17, 2021 3:45 AM

Is he throwing a gang sign here?

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by Anonymousreply 56May 17, 2021 4:11 AM

R56, looks like he's showing off his latest manicure there.

by Anonymousreply 57May 17, 2021 4:12 AM

“the church, the Ecclesia, the government of God, has been so neutered and so turned effeminate, almost homosexual”

Well, he would know.....

by Anonymousreply 58May 17, 2021 4:17 AM

He was awakened one night by two angels blowing trumpets in his face....

(I can't stop laughing at this)

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by Anonymousreply 59May 17, 2021 4:19 AM

I have just the solution...

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by Anonymousreply 60May 17, 2021 4:21 AM

Just a nice conversation about raising the dead

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by Anonymousreply 61May 17, 2021 4:22 AM

Oh dear, perhaps DL favourite Matthew Dempsey could talk things thru with him. Imagine all that hair in one room!!

by Anonymousreply 62May 17, 2021 4:44 AM

He and Joe Simpson should start a ministry together.

by Anonymousreply 63May 17, 2021 4:58 AM

I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 64May 17, 2021 5:42 AM

Global Fire flames from you-know-where.

by Anonymousreply 65May 17, 2021 5:57 AM

It’s definitely fun to spin him as a closet case in deep denial, but he’s much less interesting than that. He’s probably chasing pussy rather than cock.

by Anonymousreply 66May 17, 2021 6:04 AM

So does a higher hair pouf correlate to more topping or bottoming?

by Anonymousreply 67May 17, 2021 6:04 AM

R59 Were the trumpets cut?

by Anonymousreply 68May 17, 2021 12:02 PM

[quote]Now he can chase all the cock he wants!

Ain’t gonna happen.

by Anonymousreply 69May 17, 2021 12:19 PM

"One of his own “desires”...."

Too old. More likely this..............

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by Anonymousreply 70May 17, 2021 1:53 PM

How stupid were his followers to think that thing was straight?

by Anonymousreply 71May 17, 2021 2:02 PM

For all we know he could be in an illicit relationship with a WOMAN! They would kick him out for that.

by Anonymousreply 72May 17, 2021 2:14 PM

Ummm....this is interesting...He called the church effiminate and 'almost homosexual' just last month.

I don't think he's coming out as gay - I think he's gone full on batshit Trumpian XL.

Besides, we neither need or want him on our team. You can't sit here, there's no room!!!

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by Anonymousreply 73May 17, 2021 2:19 PM

He's never sucked my cock, but a quick look at him on YT shows a very... handsy... man.

by Anonymousreply 74May 17, 2021 2:20 PM

He's never sucked my cock, but a quick look at him on YT shows a very... handsy... man.

by Anonymousreply 75May 17, 2021 2:20 PM

She needs to pursue consulting time with Miss Lindsey, Jerry Falwell Jr., and Nestor.

by Anonymousreply 76May 17, 2021 2:21 PM

Even if he were, we don't want him.

For instance:

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by Anonymousreply 77May 17, 2021 2:26 PM

He should meet Ted Haggard.

by Anonymousreply 78May 17, 2021 2:26 PM

How many closeted gay pastors are there?

by Anonymousreply 79May 17, 2021 2:36 PM

R79. All of them.

by Anonymousreply 80May 17, 2021 2:41 PM

Does his hair bring him closer to Jesus?

by Anonymousreply 81May 17, 2021 2:45 PM

His hair makes him suck cocks

by Anonymousreply 82May 17, 2021 2:52 PM

He'll be on a Pride float in 2022.

by Anonymousreply 83May 17, 2021 2:54 PM

And this about Jesus in that sermon: "He whipped them. Sorry. He just whipped them,” he added. “He was a man.”

This guy sends my gaydar zooming, but we've been fooled before (Matt Gaetz and Eduardo or whatever that kid's name is). Maybe it's just a hetero S&M thing.

by Anonymousreply 84May 17, 2021 3:11 PM

He's obsessed with gay references = Big Kween.

by Anonymousreply 85May 17, 2021 3:16 PM

[quote] Baby that hair is LAID!

Fried, dyed, and laid to the side!

by Anonymousreply 86May 17, 2021 3:57 PM

American religious people are hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 87May 17, 2021 3:59 PM

[quote] Is he throwing a gang sign here?

I think it's his gangbang sign. It lets all the boys know when he's in season and ready for a spit roasting.

by Anonymousreply 88May 17, 2021 4:00 PM

[quote]American religious people are hilarious.

Yes they are. I used to watch and laugh at that pink haired lady. Unfortunately now there are WAY to many of them and they are much, much too powerful. It's not as much fun anymore.

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by Anonymousreply 89May 17, 2021 4:05 PM

"Unscriptural", "poor moral choices", "lifestyle", " "pursue his own desires". You couldn't pack more fundamentalist code words for "homosexual" in one paragraph. Honey, his church was throwing him under the bus and then backing up to run over him again.

by Anonymousreply 90May 17, 2021 4:14 PM

This guy is a full-on crazed Trumpster loon

by Anonymousreply 91May 17, 2021 6:32 PM

Trumpet had an unusually large foreskin. So large that he could wrap the entire thing around a Monte Carlo biscuit.

by Anonymousreply 92May 17, 2021 9:34 PM

Maybe the desires they're talking about are spiritual.

by Anonymousreply 93May 17, 2021 9:39 PM

All I can think of when I look at OP's photo:

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by Anonymousreply 94May 17, 2021 10:19 PM

Why leave your wife alive and leave yourself open to alimony and asset sharing?

There are much better ways to handle the situation.

by Anonymousreply 95May 17, 2021 10:31 PM

MARY!

He looks like a lesbian.

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by Anonymousreply 96May 17, 2021 11:33 PM

Not bad looking when he was younger...

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by Anonymousreply 97May 17, 2021 11:34 PM

Introduced the pastor to Matt Dempsey. They have the same bouffant.

by Anonymousreply 98May 17, 2021 11:44 PM

Any avowedly straight guy that is fixated on homos and homosexuality id a flaming closet case.

Time and time and time again it has been proven.

by Anonymousreply 99May 17, 2021 11:50 PM

I'm not convinced he's gay.

by Anonymousreply 100May 18, 2021 12:31 AM

[quote] I'm not convinced he's gay.

Neither am I, but I also don’t want him to be gay. We don’t serve his kind here.

by Anonymousreply 101May 18, 2021 12:35 AM

Another reason why the US continues to be the butt and the laughing stock of the world. Great job, white northern european descendant insane people, keep the laffs coming.

by Anonymousreply 102May 18, 2021 12:45 AM

Ungaro, frock, picnic basket.

by Anonymousreply 103May 18, 2021 12:55 AM

Prophet? What did she predict?

by Anonymousreply 104May 19, 2021 3:05 PM
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