Would you fuck DJ Khaled?

NO!

That's why the Good Lord gave us cash for sex and doggy style.

I'd be ok with him giving me head.

For money.

Sure, for lots of hard cash.

Not even with Bieber's dick.

He looks like he'd come in 10 seconds.. So that would come out to like what $1,000 a second?

No. No.

There is a lot of water displacement going on in that pool.

No.

He looks like a bottom.

And I'm a bottom too.

Yes, if it meant I got something. Or if I could stay at his nice house.

I'm not sure how that would even be possible. Maybe an HJ after a few cocktails and porn available.

You lying sluts. You know you’d do him for free.

He has the body shape of a potato. 🥔

This annoying prick is such a shameless self-promoter I wouldn't be surprised if he's behind this thread. I'm shocked he hasn't posted pics of his kids yet--he does everywhere else. And to answer the question, NO FUCKING WAY! I'd rather eat those boxers on toast than see them laying on the bedroom floor after a romp with him mouth breathing all over me.

I am pretty sure he's the one who admitted to insisting on blow jobs while he refuses his eat pussy so, no.

R16...Shaggy maintains that, as well.

[quote] I am pretty sure he's the one who admitted to insisting on blow jobs while he refuses his eat pussy so, no.

He won't eat pussy, but I'll bet his own crotch area smells like sweat, musk and ass.

So it's not like going down on him is a prize, either.

Yuck r18. I actually gagged after reading that 🤮

he a Muslim, so no.

How? How could you even physically fuck something like that? It would be like trying to nail a pie to the wall.

Lmao r21

When you're that fat, there is no real sex or fucking. Yes, you may be able to produce a cumshot by rubbing your forefingers back and forth over his little nubbin, but that's not really sex.

R23 😆

You guys crack me up.

[quote]How? How could you even physically fuck something like that? It would be like trying to nail a pie to the wall.

Some people are into that. Don't judge.

What is his talent? I don't understand why he is a thing.

Who? And NO!

I loathe myself sometimes but never that much...

Gonna go out a limb here and guess that Khaled is most definitely into girls.

He’s Muslim and getting dragged for posting twerking videos during Ramadan.

Literally...no.

Figuratively...yes.

He said that it was demeaning for a man to go down on a woman.

Then Nicki Minaj came out with a song with the line: “I had to cancel DJ Khaled, we ain’t speaking/ Ain’t no fat n****a telling me what he ain’t eating.”

[quote] I am pretty sure he's the one who admitted to insisting on blow jobs while he refuses his eat pussy so, no.

He'd eat pussy if there were french fries stuffed inside.

[quote]Don't judge.

Seriously, do you even realize where you're posting? The very premise of this site is judgement.

Oh Good God, just look at him. Fat, not attractive, NO!

Don’t you guys think he has a certain [italic]je ne sais quoi[/italic] though? “Swag,” even?

I wonder why he doesn’t just get gastric bypass surgery.

R33 that’s a yeast infection just waiting to happen.

Not ashamed to say no. Cuddly bear type but I pass.

Talentless husky bear.

Thinking of french fries stuffed in a vagina is grossing me out.

Would cheese or garlic fries make it any more tempting?

He's shaped like James Corden.

Fat Joe is also very unattractive.

I thought fat joe died R44?

Fat Joe is still alive, ugh.

Only if I got paid a few thousand or better. He looks like he stinks like butt.

i was made to love him!

Yes please!

Yikes, R37.

I was on the fence until I saw that photo.

Wow, someone had swx with him? Assuming the children are his?

He is goals.

oh Jesus gross

R13 He looks as if he is one serving of 17 cheeseburgers rolled up in greasy pepperoni pizza away from never being able to get out of bed.

I found a pre-weight gain photo. Would you fuck him then?

fercrissake, NO!

Why is he so fat??

R30 is there no twerking allowed during Ramadan?

R33 are french fries halal?

No but I would not mind motorboating his moobs!

Never because I know I would vomit on him

[quote] [R30] is there no twerking allowed during Ramadan?

Twerking and sexual activity is haram during Ramadan!

I m going to be very honest I just don't like the looks of Arabs and Turks. I have traveled and found Arab and Turkish gays and no matter what they leave me cold and often I find them repulsive. They age very badly tho. I also hate their mentally. It's like they are still living in the middleages. So it's a big no to me, thanks.

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’

At least you'd get a meal out of it. Most gay men are real stingy with the food.

What makes you think that fatass is going to share his food?

Take it from a straight chick, any straight man too stingy to eat pussy is STINGY with EVERYTHING

Skinny DJ Khaled, yes. 400 pounds later, not so much.

he the type with dark diabetic skin on his inner thighs and skin tags

What I don't get is why he's always posting half naked pictures of himself. Is he trying to make DL fall in love with him?

R63 is correct. I live in the midst of the Middle Ages.

Never ever , unless there’s a SHITLOAD of cash

I wouldn't even fuck him with Mohammed's dick.

It’s shamu !

Lord no!!!! He would sweat underneath his belly, so he would take his ahirt off and knock you out with that stench.

Yuck r75. I can imagine the stench.

Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww

R70 That picture….oh my lord 😳

Fuck no. Not only is a pig physically (and I typically love a few extra pounds on a partner), he's a pig psychologically. Oh, and I couldn't possibly ever enjoy his "music", so that's also a turn-off.

The Surgeon General says, [bold]NO MA'AAAM![/bold]

Absolutely not. But I think he would be fun to party with as the picture clearly shows.

Why is he even famous?

R82 I don't know how people establish the "famous for being famous" thing, but especially when they're not even hot.

he don’t eat no pork

R64, talk about mudflaps, Khaled's got 'em!

I thought this bitch was doing weight watchers

Some fat guys fill up nicely, but he doesn’t.

Does he do anal?

[quote] he a Muslim, so no.

That is the least of the reasons I would not fuck that pig man.

R82 and r83 that is my question, too. Who the hell is this dude and how did he get famous?

He would just keep saying his name every 5 seconds just like his 'music', so it would get boring fast.

Fuck no.

R79 Sounds like DLer to me. If we could have him comment on current events with his enlightened views!

You know you want him DL.

NEVER.

Besides not being physically attractive, he's extremely annoying.

What is his talent? Talking over someone else's music?

He likely reeks of bo, giant fatso with hair all over. 🤢

If suck on those titties.

NO FUCKING WAY!

R44 Fat Joe is also unattractive but he doesn't have Khaled's shitty attitude and false machisimo. I bet Khaled cries like a girl at night when women refuse to fuck him after receiving his AMEX card number.

For 1 million bucks I would. And you know what they say: the bigger the cushion the sweeter the pushing.

He looks like he stinks.

The chartreuse colour of his drink matches the creamy shade of gonorrhea discharge from his uncut micro penis.