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Officers responded to the Walmart for reports of a fight between two women in the store’s potato chip aisle.
Police said the suspect attempted to spit on the other woman and then hit her in the face with a 10-pound log of prepackaged meat.
“It is unknown as to what initially led to the beef between the two women,” South Euclid police wrote on Facebook.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 19, 2021 12:13 PM |
This is another reason I can’t tell people I’m from Cleveland.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 14, 2021 12:42 PM |
It was probably a 10-pound chub pack of ground chuck steak. It's a good value if you have the freezer space.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 14, 2021 12:43 PM |
What kind of meat? Stoat?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 14, 2021 12:46 PM |
[quote]the beef
I hate cops that think they're comedians.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 14, 2021 12:49 PM |
I was picturing pimento loaf. A big tube of pimento loaf.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 14, 2021 12:49 PM |
Yes it is, R2. I used to cut it up into 2 lb. chunks and freeze those wrapped in separate zip-lock plastic bags, which I'd share with my parents.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 14, 2021 12:50 PM |
R5 I'm not a fan of that, but I will eat olive loaf occasionally.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 14, 2021 12:51 PM |
It's this shit. A DLer would probably buy it to self-cornhole. A Cleveland lady would buy it for a splurgeous fancy dinner.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 14, 2021 12:53 PM |
I had a Cuban do that to me with his ten pound cock once.
Good times!
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 14, 2021 12:55 PM |
The 73% lean is just too fatty to make a decent dish. The lowest I'll buy is the 80% lean, and then only for cookouts.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 14, 2021 1:04 PM |
Roald Dahl foresaw our increasing use of meat as weapons.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 14, 2021 3:17 PM |
[quote]It was probably a 10-pound chub pack of ground chuck steak. It's a good value if you have the freezer space.
Better headline: "300-lb. Chub Slugs Woman With 10-lb. Chub"
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 14, 2021 4:18 PM |
Was the meat cut or uncut?
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 14, 2021 5:57 PM |
They should have called Jon Hamm to ask about the potential damage that 10 pounds of prepackaged meat can inflict.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 14, 2021 6:15 PM |
[quote]The 73% lean is just too fatty to make a decent dish
*eyeroll*
Too lean is too dry.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 14, 2021 8:57 PM |
"Steve never whacks me with his 10-pound prepackaged meat log when I serve him coffee after dinner. Hmmm."
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 14, 2021 9:07 PM |
sounds hot to me
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 14, 2021 9:33 PM |
[quote] Too lean is too dry.
Not everyone likes their main courses dripping with grease. Also, fat whore.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 19, 2021 12:04 PM |
Why was she fighting prepackaged meat?
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 19, 2021 12:12 PM |
Were they...?
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 19, 2021 12:13 PM |
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