Mulaney dating Munn?

They met at church. 🙄

John, please no

Now I do think he is gay.

Girl, you know he also wont look at you when he fucks you

Dating Olivia Mann is the new dating Taylor Swift, only gayer.

Dead giveaway. Soon he'll be dating in Europe.

[quote]They met at church. 🙄

LMAO! One is cokehead and an alcoholic and the other talks about sex all the time and takes nude pictures of herself, so why am I not surprised they met at church?

To make things even classier, he’s still legally married.

So, he went to rehab and decided to start dating Munn while he was there?

Yeah, real smart HOlivia. Makes a lot of sense to date a guy who just got out of rehab.🙄

She’s so stupid. And then when it all falls apart I’m sure she’ll be playing the victim and going on about how awful he was to her.

Lainey is already squee-ing so you know it's a bearding situation.

she's already over 40. past her expiration date in hollywood. if she wants to squeeze out a brat or two, she gotta find someone who will commit. he just got out of rehab, he's gonna use again 100%

She a whore anyways, I'm sure she's fucking at least 2 other men on the side.

Bitchy queens! I took another big old fag and converted him with my perfect puss. The wedding is in June.

I'm going to admit that I didn't know who John Mulaney was until I opened this thread.

He's really gay.

This just makes them both look bad. John gets out of rehab, immediately files from divorce from his unsuspecting wife, and starts dating OLIVIA MUNN. She also looks like a loser. He just got out of rehab!

Nothing good will come of this.

This is just all kinds of weird.

So funny. It's as ii Datalounge picked his new girlfriend!

Wow. He might as well just come all the way the fuck out. Actually, by dating her, he pretty much is

[quote] She a whore anyways, I'm sure she's fucking at least 2 other men on the side.

Do have a problem with that? Having sex with three people makes one a “whore?” STFU, child.

Oh and don't forget, Munn is part Asian...which on DL means, he's one step from gay!

Met at church? That's really what we are going with...?

Munn has been passed around like a football, literally and figuratively. Has she ever been in a REAL relationship in her life?

[quote]—you can see it from space

Not just space. You can see it from another galaxy.

R19 No, but dating a guy who is still legally married makes you one. And chances are they were dating even before the divorce papers were filed.

Didn’t she date Joel Kinnaman?

She was stupid for not marrying the young billionaire she was with. She would have been set. Now she’s old.

she is a whore honey. before she made it, she would go to sets uninvited to fuck movie directors !

Set up a tell-all interview with Robin Roberts stat!

He started dating Munn, but he really wanted to be dating menn.

He needs new PR people. Olivia Munn screams beard.

So which one of them ran to PR Weekly with this story? I don't see this as doing him any good, although it would explain why he suddenly announced he asked his wife for a divorce 3 months ago.

At least he didn't pull a Leo with a 20 year old model.

[quote]and the other talks about sex all the time and takes nude pictures of herself,

That describes nearly everyone I know that has ever been on an app or been gay or existed. Taking nudes does not make you a bad person. Talking about sex does not make you a bad person.

[quote]No, but dating a guy who is still legally married makes you one.

Nope. A woman dating a guy that's still legally married DOES NOT MAKE THEM A WHORE.

If anyone is, the guy is. This isn't something that should have been announced publicly until his divorce was finalized.

[quote]I’m sure she’ll be playing the victim and going on about how awful he was to her.

She might, and it will be his fault. He knows he's not supposed to be doing this in his first year of sobriety. I could get him setting his wife "free" with a divorce while he straightens himself out but this is just wrong.

I don't even like Olivia Munn and people are making me defend her. HOW DARE YOU!

HA! They posted the wrong Olivia

R19 is a common floozy.

He left his wife, what 15 minutes ago? Maybe he should have called J.Lo.

I'd love to know the big blow up/hitting rock bottom that caused him to go to rehab

and now Olivia Munn crawls out from under her rock

R33 LMAO! That’s how irrelevant Munn is.

Speaking of the euphemism thread, "met in a church" means, "we're in the same twelve step group."

the last thing I even vaguely remember seeing Olivia Munn in was Magic Mike, she played some chick who fucked Channing Tatum’s character.

I’d KILL for his nude pics. Skinny tall white dude = hung.

R40, accurate. Although pelvic bone poundings can hurt.

Both Olivia's went Wilde with Covid. Let's be real.

R27, oh really? More details?

40- one thing is missing in your "tall = hung" narrative....Mulaney hasn't got that long faced ( even if the head is tiny) phenotype that usually comes with the tall ectomorph, big dick having guy. He hasn't got the phenotype. He just looks like an ex twink, gone to severe ruin, whose vitamins didn't lay up good enough in his body as a child. Now, one tall Irish ectomorph that has a big one is Beto O'Rourke. Take it from this size queen who has never missed in real life, just by looking at the face.

Beto definitely has a big one. He's the definition of *both* BDF and BDE.

R32 = A retarded whore

R29 YES, fucking three guys at one time makes you a WHORE. These numbers add up after a while, you know….

R19 YES, fucking three guys at one time makes you a WHORE. These numbers add up after a while, you know….

R19 Has a hole the size of the Grand Canyon.

R42. Sounds like you’re quite “experienced” — I’ll defer, but if he’s the dog he appears to be, you know there are cock pics out there.

**bat signal to all the DL hackers out there**

I was on the fence about him being gay. Now, I am fully on board! Buying this relationship as much as Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley!

Divorcing your wife to date Olivia Munn?! Uh-oh...

That's like the 2021 version of you and your "roommate" paying a premium for first row seats for Judy Garland's opening night at the Palace Theater.

Why didn't he take my calls?

Did someone say church?

Can someone please get a 2 liter EVIAN for Ms. Munn, stat!

She's dying of thirst here! So dehydrated and thirsty!

Like I said on another thread, I didn't know much of anything about Olivia Munn other than she was an irritating attention whore several years ago, so I haven't really thought about her or read about her. Had no idea she was a beard.

Went to catch up a few minutes ago and the first thing I saw was that she was Aaron Rogers' "girlfriend" and now I get it.

Search Google for Olivia Munn "beard" and there's 1.5 million results!

[quote]Soon he'll be dating in Europe.

Europe has always brought me luck.

But here's the thing R54, she also did a few shows talking about her ex-boyfriend who was bad at sex, probably was gay and then pointed out that she knows for a FACT that there are gay NFL players. She even made it clear that none of what she was saying was speculation.

If she was a beard, she was a bad one because she was totally trying to out Aaron after their breakup.

At least it wasn't a Kardashian. The way the slow Kardashian is carrying on with Travis Barker is so cringey.

Not buying that he’s gay. If you’re intent on remaining in the closet, why would you initiate divorce proceedings from your wife, only to take up with another woman?!

Interesting r56, but was she trying to out him because she was angry at her ex, or just jibber-jabbering about something she knew so she could get more attention?

She can’t find a single man? Especially one that just got out of rehab. Pathetic.

I find it strange when you all act like Thelma and Iola down at the Church Ladies League meeting. He's not married to you guys, why do you care if he's still technically married to what's her name but is now fucking what's her name. Shouldn't the conversation be why didn't he get someone hotter and younger to fuck?

R59, It's hard to say because she gave this interview more than once.

(I know people hate Queerty links but they did a good job at summarizing everything plus the video clip of her talking about it here is looooong.)

R58, I think the speculation is that they separated because of his drug use last year, and he beat her to the punch by announcing the divorce when she wasn't expecting it. Immediately the speculation was that he's gay and came out in rehab, so within hours he's making sure to let everyone immediately know he had a real woman female girlfriend already, he's not gay, nosiree.

He'd rather be seen as a cheater than gay, I think is the whole idea here.

I don't know if it's true. I do know that he'd been partying up and drugging for a while now (per the photos of him with Davidson etc.) and his behavior was becoming noticeably concerning, with the Seth interview and showing up in sunglasses to shows and the obvious coke nose on SNL, so it wouldn't surprise me one bit to find out Anna left until he got himself together.

Also, personally speaking, since he went into rehab a couple days before Christmas, I think he did it to head off some bad news, i.e. rehab was emergency PR. You have to wonder what he was trying to get out ahead of.

[quote]why do you care if he's still technically married to what's her name but is now fucking what's her name.

Because it's a gossip board, dipshit.

[quote] Shouldn't the conversation be why didn't he get someone hotter and younger to fuck?

MULTIPLE people have said that.

And here she is on Andy's podcast talking about gay NFL players.

I just don't think she was actually bearding for him. The response her publicist gave when she was asked about his engagement, plus this other stuff, makes it seem like she was really dating him and she was NOT happy when they broke up.

So if she's dating John then I think she really might be dating John.

[quote]Because it's a gossip board, dipshit.

Well, duh. Does gossip equal pearl clutching?

I have no idea what Olivia Munn is all about r65 but now I'm chuckling at the idea of John panicking, needing a beard at the last minute, and the only one he can think of is Olivia Munn who hit on him at a wedding back in 2014. "She dated Aaron Rogers without figuring it out, she's perfect!"

Timeline of a mess:

He first went to rehab for a month in September 2020, which nobody knew about.

He came out of that and immediately hosted SNL in October—right before the election, he did his weird "no difference between the elderly white guys" monologue, which struck a lot of people as off-key. Then he joined Seth Meyers' show as a writer a month later, which struck a lot of people as "something's up."

His wife deleted his last name from her name on her Instagram soon after that. Then she deleted her IG altogether.

A few days later, he went to rehab a second time, right before Christmas.

Mulaney is such a loser and he isn’t even funny. Why does he keep getting work in Hollywood?

[quote]Why does he keep getting work in Hollywood?

He is a good writer, and he sold people on a persona, which was quite subversive:

I look like a choirboy, but I'm a comic who writes for SNL and talks and writes about naughty things.

I grew up in a rich and successful family, but my parents actually disapprove of me.

I used to drink too much and do drugs, but I stopped all on my own and have been sober for years.

I seem gay, but I'm actually straight.

I'm straight, but I write extremely detailed musical theater parodies.

I'm married, but I love my wife and we don't want children, and I actually love that she henpecks me.

I think the disappointment now is that people expect the same level of subversion about rehab and the divorce. The most subversive route would be total honesty. But now, no one knows how much he was bullshitting then or is bullshitting now, and his account of rehab seems to be mostly complaints about vanity. And adding Olivia Munn to the gossip mix — well, she's the Queen of Hollywood BS.

This is the risk of being someone who's built a standup comedy act around their persona — people like the stories and jokes you spin based on that persona, and they buy tickets and giving you views and whatever based on that. Nobody expects you to be perfect. But if someone makes you laugh because you think they're anti-bullshit, and now you question how much of what they were selling you was bullshit, well ...

That's how I felt about Jerry Seinfeld, once he got married and starting tell jokes about marriage and kids he lost me. Plus turns out he is an asshole.

[quote]I just don't think she was actually bearding for him. The response her publicist gave when she was asked about his engagement, plus this other stuff, makes it seem like she was really dating him and she was NOT happy when they broke up.

I don’t remember her saying anything about his engagement. Are you sure?

DAYUM, r70, you are good. Are you in the business? You are quite savvy if that isn’t your industry, and you understand branding quite well. Yes, ol’ Johnny really put himself in a pickle didn’t he? He’s gayer than gay, and I’m sad for him that he still struggles with this. John if you’re reading this, you are going to have a 1,000 lb. Boulder off your chest after you admit it. You’ll be free — no more looking over your shoulder, no more pressure to pretend you’re someone you’re not, no more anxiety wondering who will still accept you — and who won’t. You deserve to be happy and be who you are. Also, there are many fans of yours here, and your fan base will explode after you say it. John, we love you and don’t care if you stay in the closet or not, we only want you to be happy. It’s hard to be happy when you can’t be yourself.

R72, She didn't per say, but there were a few of those, "a source" says articles that came out when the engagement was announced. I said, "her publicist." I should have been more clear. The "source" said: “[Olivia] doesn’t care one bit,” “Whether he is involved with anyone and now that he is engaged doesn’t dictate how Olivia deals with her life,” the insider tells HollywoodLife. “She really is paying zero attention to the situation; she has her own life to worry about. She doesn’t get tied up in unneeded drama.” It was far from wishing him well.

Surely Mulaney's persona was anything but subversive? Goofy manchild with an asshole for a father and a shrew for a wife is pure sitcom. There was even a dog.

The gay jokes played on his (and Hader's) "we look gay but really aren't" shtick, which isn't new, just ask Paul Lynde and his 1976 Halloween special. And you'll notice, all the really R-rated stuff he used in his material was always met with a disapproving or shocked tone, especially "eat ass, suck a dick and sell drugs."

Didn't he have a bit about he's not religious?

You're overthinking it, R75, which is quite a feat considering I thought I was overthinking it.

But the biggest problem for Mulaney is, the #1 selling point for everything his millennial and Gen Z fanbase do, wish, want and buy is "authenticity."

Who is the authentic John Mulaney? Every standup comic presents a heightened persona, but you can't be a phony. You can't present yourself as a sober person when you've been blowing fat rails before coming onstage for years.

Gay guys don't say "going down on some rockin' twink" it makes ZERO gay sense. "Rockin' twink" is something no gay man would EVER say and you don't go down on twinks. Twinks go down on you. You go down on a MAN.

And when they break up she’ll be claiming this one is gay too as if she didn’t already know.

Munnster.

I'm not saying he is gay...

Bennifer is ticked he is stealing their thunder

R65 how dare you post Andy Cohen in this thread. I hope he does in a grease fire.

*dies

Nothing says “I’m gay” like dating Olivia Munn.

She is such a skank.

She sure does get around.

So is Munn going to play matchmaker to him and Aaron Rodgers?

I checked with IMDB and I haven’t seen a single thing she has done. I’m old. That’s what it is. It’s terrible when I only know her for dating a closeted sportsball guy.

These are the tits John Mulaney is sucking and caressing tonight!

Jealous, bitches??

Prostitution whore!

[quote]You're overthinking it, [R75], which is quite a feat considering I thought I was overthinking it.

You wrote 500 words on the topic and made sure to copy & paste it to multiple threads, but I'M the one overthinking it. Sure.

That's just fucking stupid.

Even if they were fucking before rehab, this is just a very bad idea.

You're also gonna lose the room with this, John.

Has no one told him?

[quote] Oh and don't forget, Munn is part Asian...which on DL means, he's one step from gay!

Racist statement.

For a guy coming out of sobriety, the last thing you do is date Olivia Munn and publicize it. IMO, he's getting back at his wife..

[quote] Also, personally speaking, since he went into rehab a couple days before Christmas, I think he did it to head off some bad news, i.e. rehab was emergency PR. You have to wonder what he was trying to get out ahead of

He wouldn't have gone to rehab for 60 days

He was really abusing cocaine so badly. He was on Seth Meyers show a few times in the previous months and he was weird. The last time was outrageous. I can't believe Seth let him on his show in the condition he was in

R56 Omg, what a dumb WHORE

She also did lots of plastic surgery to look like Megan Fox.

Is she going to send texts to this guy about how she likes to be fucked in her ass and likes her asshole licked like she did to Chris Pine?

Oh my... maybe she's not so basic.

[quote] If she was a beard, she was a bad one because she was totally trying to out Aaron after their breakup.

Maybe he failed to live up to his financial part of their arrangement.

Isn't Chris Pine gay?

The Post recaps her previous boyfriends. So many different different types of cookies to smell!

The church thing offends me far more than his dating Munn.

R90 she has had a nose job and other facial work done

Next he’ll be dating an Asian girl, then will probably come out at age 50.

R107 You think?🧐

Is Olivia Munn NOT an Asian girl?

Munn is Asian. Mulaney did a bit where he talked about being bullied as a kid because some people thought HE was Asian.

Supposedly, Annamarie went to rehab (Silver Hill in CT) for eating disorders and codependent issues around his affairs while Mulaney was in rehab for drugs. I'm not sure why her people are leaking this bit of overshare.

This just keeps getting more messy and I am here for it.

Olivia Munn, Olivia Munn!

Last stop before Gay Town!

Who knew he and Bill Bates were such horn dogs? The wives have the better PR.

Gates that is, this keyboard is slippery and I am making typos all over the place tonight. ACK!

This quieted down, I was hoping for more gossip leaks.

He should thank Affleck for taking the heat off him with all the Bennifer nonsense.

"The reported fling hit on a little-known taboo: Many counselors and therapists say getting into a new relationship early into recovery can seriously complicate the process of staying sober."

Mulaney seems the type to think rules don’t apply to him. Which is fine... you need those people in the world. But might not bode well for sobriety.

Rumor is that he wants to join the cast of SNL next season.

He isn't serious about getting sober, I think that's pretty obvious.

I'm here for Olivia's petty interviews after the inevitable breakup.

For real r120? I think it would be tough to keep his sober in that environment. I realize he used to be a writer there but I think doing the live performance each week and the after parties would make it hard to stay sober.

Will her turn into another Matthew Perry in 10+ years?

r121 I am here for her petty gossip too, that's why I come to DL

r120 Well if there was anybody who was still skeptical, he's definitely still using!

I wonder if he will turn into another RDJ. At some point, RDJ seems to have learned how to be high functioning while still using.

I heard he fell off the wagon because of the pandemic. He seems the type that likes to keep busy and thrives on routine and that’s why Seth Myers hired him on his show. SNL might be good for him because it will keep him busy and his friend Pete Davidson is there. Pete has supposedly gotten sober so they can support each other.

That’s not gonna happen, r126.

Seth saw him circling the drain so threw him a bone by offering him a job as a writer.

But everyone who didn't know Mulaney was boozing and using hard was surprised because that was an obvious demotion.

r126 Pete may be leaving SNL

I think if you are a writer at heart (and Mulaney appears to be), then hanging out with other writers is probably a dream job. So, I understand the Seth Meyers gig.

Jolivia.

Mulun

Olmun

CDAN is shit, but this is pretty funny.

R126, he said in his recent stand up shows that initially relapsed in 2018 and began using pills then. This was his second time in rehab recently.

Off-topic, I know and apologize, but what ever happened to Danica Patrick? After Aaron, did she beard for anyone else?

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I'd still rather hear about Munn than Chrissy "Ladyboy" Tegan

I agree r138, I am a bit fascinated with Munn wondering if she is a beard or just a party girl that is known as a good, easy time.

A few weeks of people asking why we've never seen them together and suddenly they call the paps to watch them eat lunch in LA. They're geniuses at publicity!

Just two c listers at the Last Stop Saloon.

Even Lainey has to roll her eyes.

There's another pic of Olivia leaving Mulaney's house in LA but looking like a bum. I guess it has to look natural.

R143, GET IT SASSY!

I TOLD you bitches John was living in LA.

That explains a lot of his recent trashiness.

Page Six got their own deal for more photos and laughable PR spin. They're "smitten!"

Welp, I hope what John really wanted all along was the life of a hustling C-lister, because he can look forward to a lot of tabloid grubbing for the neat future.

^near future

[quote]Munn has been linked to Aaron Rodgers, Chris Pine, Justin Timberlake, Matthew Morrison and Joel Kinnaman in the past.

"Linked to..." hahahahahaha

“Fucking”

Aren't you supposed to stay away from relationships for one year after completing rehab?

He has gained a lot of weight!

Do we think she is pregnant

I wonder if Mulaney's substance abuse was connected to the Bill Hader divorce a couple years ago. They're close friends, they could've gotten into habits together that don't work with a family life. Hader's divorce was even more of a shocker, three daughters from that marriage.

I had a dream once that Bill Hader wanted me to fuck him with a big, black strap on.

The whole time I’m thinking, “why does it have to be black, Bill?”

I’ve never looked at him the same since.

Anyhoo, Mulaney always looks like he’s totally smitten with Hader when they appear together. I’ve always wondered if there’s a story there.

I doubt he's closeted, he was always comfortable joking about how he looks femme and gay. And immediately announcing he left his wife for Munn makes him look like too much of a sleaze for it to be PR, it broke his nerdy-cute too smart for hollywood image. Munn's also a starfucker who'd have no problem homewrecking.

Oh....Mulaney dating Munn. I thought the title was "Mulaney dating a Man" and was going to post that it was not a surprise at all.

Who would be the top between Mulaney and Bill Hader, I wonder?

I don't think Munn is acting as his beard, but this really amateur and juvenile aggressive push to sell their relationship as something new! innocent! and cute! is cover for something. Maybe she's pregnant (and he is a fucking idiot) or maybe he's trying to tamp down the ugly rumors about his stripper fetish, but hopefully not something worse.

I agree R158, the true PR spin is trying to make them look cutesy. Their quick relationship was jarring to the fans, never thought I'd see twitter mad at Mulaney. This is damage control.

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Oops, read OP wrong, different Olivia, same game. ^

[quote]Who would be the top between Mulaney and Bill Hader, I wonder?

In my dreams Mulaney is a total bottom slut who can't get enough cock no matter how many hours you fuck him.

That sounds about right.

He is not hot though.

I hope she's pregnant. That would just be a layer cake of hilarious shitshow. Big ole bulllshitty Catholic wedding in Chicago with a showing happa second wife in white.

They met at church, you know?

She looked pregnant in the photo of her supposedly leaving his house in baggy sweatpants/ sweatshirt.

One for you, John.

Probably met her in an AA meeting in church

I can see Munn purposely hanging out at the NA/AA meetings where celebrities go to pick up men

I recently heard that the actor, John Larroquette, was looking for a meaty character piece.

Wasn't Munn a rumored Weinstein girl? Think I remember reading that she had threesomes with him to help hook him up with unsuspecting girls. Always made me side-eye her woman empowerment lipservice.

r171 I think that was Olivia Wilde.

R171 If she was a Harvey girl, her turn out is terrible.

HOlivia is dumb as hell. She was dating a young decent looking billionaire a few years ago and was stupid enough to not find a way to get him to marry her. Her dumb ass just keeps fumbling the bag and she’s about to age out very soon.

R174 Ugh. if she wanted to settle down, she could have gotten pregnant from that billionaire. But instead, she is still having fun with hot cocks like Mulaney. You you she is disliked on the DL because of jealousy mostly.

[quote] she is still having fun with hot cocks like Mulaney. You know she is disliked on the DL because of jealousy mostly.

Indeed. I'd much rather be the one sucking Mulaney's cock.

You're right R172, just looked it up and it was Wilde

You can't make a ho into a housewife so hopefully it's just a fling. But I know he has disappointed a lot of people who thought he was more of an intellectual and above that sort of thing.

At least he is dating somebody age appropriate?

Trying to say something positive. HA!

He’s not hot and not interesting. Must have a big dick because he’s got nothing else going for him.

R70 nailed it, Mulaney built a facade as someone authentic, self-effacing yet smart, and now he's had a slip of the mask. Lots of people have an addiction problem, but rehab plus diching his wife for someone like Munn all at once makes him seem like a shallow partyboy. This time I don't see him joking his way past the sleaze.

They both look fat.

And Mulaney has lost 75% of his fanbase.

He better enjoy his 100-seat City Winery semi-residency, because he'll never sell out Radio City again.

Waiting for Seth Meyers to break free next....

I get effete straight boy vibes from Seth.

Mulaney seems like a screaming queen. But who knows.

Seth Meyers strikes me as a smart, sensitive straight who doesn't care about whether he's perceived as femme or manly. Like he laughed along with Bill Hader kissing up on him as Stefon, but he doesn't come across gay to me

How has Mulaney lost 75% of his fan base? Did you do a survey of this?

Well, his “dark” side probably earned him a few GenX fans he didn’t have before. They like that sort of thing.

Whether GenX is a coveted demographic, who knows.

I misread the subject line. I'd much prefer reading about

Mulaney dating Mum?

He's about to start 8 straight nights at the Troubador in LA. I'm sure she's loving that her man is going to be the center of attention and people will be looking at her at the club.

Somehow I like them less than Brangelina when they were fresh off the homewrecking incident. I think it's cuz Mulaney's whole image was an authentic guy in a relatable marriage, and then he goes full Hollywood and it feels like a lie

I honestly had no idea who this guy was until news of him dating Munnster came out.

more out to cum

R152 called the Olivia Munn might be pregnant news on July 1 - bravo!

Dweebie man-child with out-of-control addiction profile would be a red flag even in an anonymous sperm-donor. I'm surprised Olivia Munn wants those genes in her body.

...Also, I just want to add that John Mulaney reminds me uncannily of the character-actor Dylan Baker, who you might remember as the pervy dad in Todd Solondz's "Happiness."

Seth Meyers and I are dating. He just doesn't know it yet.

Also, can you imagine a female comedian of any age or persuasion melting down publicly on drugs like Mulaney and getting a re-do? Let alone a job offer from Seth Meyers? Seriously, f*ck this guy.