What are the Datalounge Ten Commandments?

R1 shall cunt.

“I am r1 thy God, thou shalt have no mercy from Me”

FALSE GOD AT R1

Thou shalt not drain thy pasta

Thou shalt not make to thyself any graven idol to compete with Follies.

Thou shalt not covet Chasten.

If thou is hot, thou is innocent.

Thou shall not type fat.

Should any human mention the Data Lounge, thou shalt not hiss once and thou shalt not hiss twice, but thou shalt hiss thrice and then push the heretic down upon gravel, mulch, or decorative mosses.

Covet thy neighbour’s ass, and try to post a picture of it too.

Thou shall watch The Golden Girls repeatedly and discuss it tirelessly until the day thou perish!

thou shall troll

Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Frau's Husband

Yes thou shall, R13. Thou shall covet until thy coveth runneth over.

Keep Hole-y the Sabbath Lay

Thou shall not help themselves to the Full Harvest when thou have only purchased Once Around the Garden. So let it written, so let it be done.

If thou hast nothing nice to say, come sitteth by me.

Thou Shall Honor thy Caftan ... and Show Others Your Hole-y

Thou shalt smoke copious amounts of pot, silly.

Thou shalt not worship graven images, unless they are, like, totally hot!

🤣🤣🤣 r9

Thou shalt fornicate forever and ever, hallelujah

Thou shall not spit.

Thought shalt covet thy neighbor’s son, Joel.

When will someone do a reading from the Gospel of Joel or the Book of the Puny Cocklet?

Thou shall worship no other God, just Average White Guys

Thou shall worship MARY! — not berate her.

Remember to keep holy the Sabbath day....by presenting hole.

Thou shall not covet thy neighbors’ Joel.

If thou cuntith then thou shalt die in a grease fire

Thy shalt viciously slap a bitch.

Honor thy mother or die trying

Thou shalt not mock the Markle lest ye suffer the slings and arrows of Klan Grannie Troll.

Here are some of the correct endings when using "thou":

Thou art or thou beest.

Thou hast.

Thou canst.

Thou shalt.

Thou knowest.

Thou makest.

Etc.

Correction: Thou cuntst.

Thou shalt not bitch pointlessly lest thou be casteth into that vile pit of trollery for all eternity.

@r33,... and don't you forget it, bitch

Thou shalt dial a phone with a pencil.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Tasteful Friends-approved house. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor any thing that is thy neighbor's . . . with the exception of his manservant and his ass.

Thous shalt not make graven images of a fatted calf. Miss Lawson is only photographed by Hurrell or Clarence Bull.

Thou hast giant phallus, thou shalt top bareback.

And, after a vote, Bev took up the talking stick and spake all these words, saying:

I am maiden-mother-crone, thy Goddess, which have brought thee to The Land, out of the house of patriarchy. I am telling thee NOW, so I don't have to tell thee THEN:

Thou shalt not tell a womyn she has had enough food.

If a womyn asks for more food, thou shalt give her half her first portion.

If a womyn asks for more food, thou shalt give her half that second portion.

If a womyn asks for more food, thou shalt continue that portion until she has had enough.

Thou shalt issue food; thou shalt not deal with food issues.

Thou Lord smilest upon the dish queen.

R19 — Nothing better than getting really fricked on pot, reading some fresh DL threads right after.

Thou shalt not thread post while extremely intoxicated on pot. Responses only, I just typo and grammar fail, grammar nazi trolls go right after me. Like clockwork.

^ Thou shalt not make absolutely no sense at all while trying to make sense of being fucked out of one's mind

Thou shalt not subtract more than a score from thine years on earth unless working with the blind or retarded

Though shalt not type fat and poor.

Thou shalt honor the poor and keep them...

... at arms length

If someone slaps you on one cheek, call them a cunt, a troll and call them fat! Then slap them back!

Thou cannot live forever, but thou canst have a firey ass.

Honor thy caftans and thy earrings.

Thou shalt not wear false tittles like your neighbor.

Thou shalt participate in the Weekly Airing of the Datalounge Cliches.

Honor thy father and mother.