Colton Underwood: “More attention! More, more!” New Variety coverstory out today

this grifter needs to suck a dick on camera.

He's an eight at best, more like a seven.

What an opportunist. What a grifter. Zero talent except he gets a boner for guys. Hon, we all do...

A cute, white and passively masc gay man with big muscles is basically like those thirteen year old problem children on Maury

WHATEVA WHATEVA I DO WHAT I WANT

So he only came out because he was getting blackmailed. Is that supposed to make me have sympathy?

Does he talk about get his dick sucked by a man and ass fucked until he can’t walk yet?

102 WW on this thread in 30 minutes? What bs are you pulling OP.

Yeah, how the hell did OP do that?

Wow in the video for the interview, his whole demeanor screams GAAAAYYYY

It’s happening on the Dakota Johnson ruined Ellen thread too, do they share a PR company pisdibly?

I have no idea, I think it’s just a new bug.

ATTENTION MURIEL!

This OP needs to be BANNED for riding the system (check the ridiculously fake number of WWs!).

^ *RIGGING, MURIEL! I MEANT RIGGING!

R1 finally! Somebody who is talking some sense. He needs to present hole already. Fucking cock tease!!

I've noticed that with a few threads. There was one yesterday with 55 WW and yet no responses. The thread wasn't even ten minutes old.

You went to a gay bathhouse....just to look....okay. You have to be nude, or in a towel at least, walking around. How did he think no on in LA of all places would not recognize him. I am a bit scared that someone took a pic of him. Who fucking does that at a bathhouse? Most likely what happened. He got caught, panicked, told his publicist who spun it into a reality show deal with Netflix coupled with a coming-out exclusive with Robin Roberts. I want to know who his publicist is, that is one savvy bitch.

What is his definition of sex, is the real question here.

He confirms he was, in fact, a virgin when he was on the ABC show. “When I say ‘hookups,’ not sex,” Underwood says. “I want to make that very clear that I did not have sex with a man, prior to that.” He reveals that he joined the dating app Grindr under an alias in 2016 or 2017. (He’s currently single, but no longer on the app.)

When he ended up finding fame and becoming a household name, Underwood was constantly worried that one of the men he’d hooked up with might sell him out to the tabloids. “I remember feeling so guilty, like ‘What the hell am I doing?’” Underwood says of his gay encounters. “It was my first time letting myself even go there, so much so that I was like, ‘I need “The Bachelorette” in my life, so I could be straight.’”

Is it a question r17? It's the Bill Clinton definition of sex. "Oral doesn't count!"

Make me your bitch.

I don't for one second beleive he went to a bath house looking like that and did nothing.

OP *is* Muriel, up her Wizard of Oz shit again. Morning, Muriel!

Erna

Make it go away!!!!!!! He is the most boring person on the planet.

Could it be that PR agents can pay for WW's?

R11 😂

R13 Oh, he’s riding it alright, like a well greased cock.

[quote]You went to a gay bathhouse.

It was a spa!

I don't understand what he's saying here:

[quote]Prior to “The Bachelor,” in his mid-20s, Underwood had a few sexual experiences with men, he reveals. “I’ll say this,” he starts with a long pause. “I was ‘the Virgin Bachelor,’ but I did experiment with men prior to being on ‘The Bachelorette.’”

[quote]He confirms he was, in fact, a virgin when he was on the ABC show. “When I say ‘hookups,’ not sex,” Underwood says. “I want to make that very clear that I did not have sex with a man, prior to that.”

Is h somehow differentiating between "sexual experiences" and sex?

He doesn't count being finger-banged.

Before, he didn't swallow. Then, that changed.

So he was virgin but not a virgin virgin?

I did not have sexual relations with that man, or any man. [Blow jobs don't count.]

Why would that idiot send him an email instead of just releasing the videos. He was a fool because US bathhouses always have cameras and make copies of your ID unlike European ones which may have cameras but won't scan your ID (couch Steamworks).

Right R5?! Like oh sorry, Colton, that you got caught at the bathhouse and couldn't make a living pretending to be a straight heartthrob anymore. How awful for you!

This gay whore can’t keep his stories straight. A shy, timid, new-to-all-of-this, closeted gay guy who doesn’t even want to be hinted at or exposed as gay wouldn’t jump right in with Grindr hookups and bathhouse escapades. In this current era of internet porn, you can easily identify your sexual leanings just by using the category system in PornHub; the fact that he says he wasn’t sure of his sexuality is as laughable as his claims of being a virgin. He might’ve been a “str8 virgin” because he never had sex with a female, but he was certainly living the life of a gay whore. I bet he already knows how to douche and does so every time he leaves the house “just in case.” Hell, he’s probably gone through more bottles of poppers than I have. I wonder if he went cheap and just got a locker at the bathhouse or if he did us proud and went with the room that has the sling. He should be the one teaching Gus how to navigate these gay waters and how to properly take a 10-inch dick with hardly a sweat broken.

Maybe he thinks the sex doesn’t count if he never knew the guy’s name to begin with.

^ Jaded, bitter, jealous, old has-been whore. 🖤

R35 deserves a medal for her bleak black heart. 🖤

What does sister Carrie have to say about all of this? Is it hurting her country music audience?

At the time he went on the Bachelor he had already sucked some dick. He just is just trying to because he hadn't had a dick up his ass yet he wasn't sure he was gay.

This guy is the Meghan Markle of gays.... story keeps changing and won't fucking stop.

I can't imagine going on a big television show as some straight Bachelor, when you know there are guys out there who could call you out. People could have leaked grindr convos.

This bathhouse blackmail was his luck FINALLY running out, he had been tempting fate for years.

Has the GAY bathhouse been identified? I have a friend in LA who is asking.

Oh hell, it’s me that wants to know.

Hi, Colton, oh, I mean, r36!!

he's got some pretty nice thumbs.

Top or bottom?

[quote] Wow in the video for the interview, his whole demeanor screams GAAAAYYYY

He's even developed a thlight lithp.

Here let me explain for all of you.

What is going to come out in the Docu-series was that he was molested as a boy (I guarantee it.) That screws up a males sexuality because boys like being touched sexually. Hence, the shame and silence. This why men don't reveal. The touch becomes hard-wired and they (we) crave it the rest of our lives.

Had he not been a celebrity, he would've fallen in love with a woman, gotten married, had kids and struggled with his desire for the rest of his life.

If he can't feel "romantic feelings" toward a man, he'll re-label himself "Bisexual" and come out again. (Spoiler for season2)

r47 just saved us 6-8 hours of our time with S1. Which season will he see his first drag show and when will he be a guest judge on Rupaul's Drag Race?

He seems incredibly smug for a balding, generic WeHo Queen.

Is he fucking Gus?

^ They both seem bottomy.

He’s tedious.

And smug, self-serving and an idiot.

So I wonder if he's prepping for the nudes to be released.

He will probably be voted the bravest, most important gay celebrity of 2021 next year.

He is definitely very brave. Has anyone asked him how he feels?

The Advocate will probably put him on the cover and then not pay the writer for the boring interview.

r41 --umm he was on the Bachelorette first, then Bachelor in Paradise...then he was picked to be the Bachelor...so he went on THREE reality dating shows.

I would love to see a leaked video of some muscley Henry Cavill types ravenously eating then mercilessly pounding Colton's tight tawny-haired hole, and afterward witnessing Colton get his now-gaping hole and hungry mouth overfilled with massive cumshots, trying very earnestly to swallow every drop. Hell, I'd pay good money to be one of the guys making sweet love to Colton.

I also love the fact that Dad found Colton's gay porn sites on the family computer. I would've loved to be a fly on the wall to witness 1) Dad's reaction as he surfed the links in the browser history, and 2) the subsequent conversation with Colton about it. I'll bet the whole thing was hot in an extremely awkward sort of way.

I really love this guy and wish him the very best, and I can't wait to see his Netflix show.

He's still a virgin. At least his HOLE is. He seems to want to make that clear. But that could just be a way of deflecting for the sake of his grandparents and relatives, in case they read the interview.

I barely know who this headache is, and I'm already over him.

R55, still meaning to get to Meghan Markle. Will put him on the Are You OK? list but you know what life is like...

Queen

He said he was still a "virgin" before his Bachelor stint, implying that he's not a virgin anymore. By any definition. The boy knows exactly what he wants/likes now.

And I would love to see Colton as the protagonist of the first gay Bachelor season. It would be a wonderful opportunity to bring back any former Bachelorette guys who were similarly closeted to vy for Colton's love. There were definitely a few others who pinged. Get on it, ABC!

he's got us talking!

What r63 said. He doesn't claim his ass hasn't been fucked now r59, he just said he was a virgin (though he "fooled around" with men) at the time he was doing the Bachelor.

Basically trying to justify the advertisement as the virgin Bachelor wasn't a lie.

The lies people tell themselves.

I can’t wait for our adventures ahead. I have my best friend. I have my girlfriend. I have my future fiancé. I have my future wife. But most importantly I have you. Let’s do this thing they call life… together… forever. I love you @cassierandolph.

What a bunch of mean fuckin queens... he’s hot and still discovering himself. Y’all are just a bunch of jealous old cunts

Hon R47. No one forced him to go on television as the straight love interest when he knew he was playing around on grindr. Colton chose this path.

R67* of course

I want Colton Underwood and Tyler Cameron to takes turns balls-deep in each other. They would make a stunning couple.

Can Cameron Dallas join them for a threeway

An over the top instagram post to prove you like girls r66? How desperate.

Henry let's his Fortress of Solitude walls down after he knocks back a few.

A gay bachelor sounds so cringe!!! Let's face it. 20 gay guys living in mansion, vying for one guy's love, is nothing more than a gay porn scenario with dudes fucking in every closet and and dark corner!!! Basically, it would be "The Bachelor: Bath House of Love"!

Cringe? That sounds like heaven to me.

But don't be so cynical/stereotypical, bitch.

Maybe it should be called Gay Guide Bachelor, and they fill the mansion with 20 closet cases who don’t know they are going to be dating a man and he works on dragging them all out of the closet and choosing a mate?

They did it. It was called Prince Charming. Half the house hooked up with each other, the rest just were catty and mean...and the Prince Charming turned out to be a skeevy catch. I mean I half suspect much of the cast of the Bachelorette is fucking behind the scenes. It's why you can't have a lesbian bachelorette. By episode two all of them would have hooked up and remodeled the mansion.

Maybe Colton would be right for a reboot of the A Gays? I loved that one cowboy one on the Texas season.

r78 the A List? The only good thing to come out of that was Rodiney and his giant Brazilian cock

Anybody want to guess the biggest things he’s ever taken? Surely more than a finger right?

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Girls, we’re gonna see what that dick looks 👍

Whew gurl, even I'm not this much of an attention whore!

I mean his name is perfect for the launch of an underwear line, especially with him modeling them, they should get on that stat as a quick money grab. I can see it now “Nothing comes between me and my Underwoods!”

The Colton Story = "I am straight. I am gay. I am a gay virgin. I go to the Bathhouse. I am a crime victim--but I don't have any proof!!"...........And that's just this year....By the way---notice Colton "forgot" to mention blackmail when he came out?...LoL

^conspiracist LGBTQunt

R85 Maybe he wasn’t smart enough to understand that blackmail can happen to white people until Gay Guide Gus Kenworthy taught him. We are dealing with a tabla rosa here!

What a story! Everything but the bloodhounds snapping at her rear end.

Coltons Version = "I am being blackmailed"...............The other guys version = "Look at these pictures of Colton (who was claiming to be a gay virgin just 2 weeks ago) smiling for the camera with his mouth full"........

[quote]We are dealing with a tabla rosa here!

Is that anything like a tabula rasa?

"Though he felt that he was different at the age of 6, Underwood never got the chance to interact with gay people. “I would have done anything to see a gay football player,” he says, getting choked up. “The closest person I ever could look at was like Ricky Martin because I love music.”'

Now Colton is livin' la vida loca!

R91 Veiled reference that he’s down for watersports.

[quote] We are dealing with a tabla rosa here!

That's tabula rasa. Just for future reference.

^ Or to be safe, you can go with "blank slate".

Sort of unusual that on the shows he made a big vocal deal of the fact that he always goes commando, and sleeps in the nude. Seems unlikely that he'd be so concerned about a few naked photos. Unless they also revealed some kind of activity, other than "watching".

r95 he was presenting hole for all to see

To the Netflix programming gods, whatever you do, please, please, please do not do a cross-over episode of Colton with Queer Eye.

The only demographic that will want to see that are men who shriek "Yas Queen!" every time a new Birkin bag is released on to the world.

I think the video shows him giving head and getting fucked. We will also never see the video, sadly.

He's literally no-body outside of America. Why didn't he book a trip to Europe or Canada for his bathhouse escapades? Did he really think a place like LA, where they are more familiar with somewhat famous people, would be the place to go or do they shoot the Bachelorette in LA and he got horny after surfing on Grindr from his hotel room? Either way he's another cum hungry MAGA douche so let the videos and photos leak.

R99 Pandemic maybe? I think this was last summer right, I'm surprised that "gay spas" were open here. Masking enforced only when you don't have a dick in your mouth.

I didn't hear anything about a video, just the nude photos that he was being blackmailed with. Is that from an earlier escapade?

R99 = Do you think Colton is RICH?....He was on a reality show YEARS ago.....According to my link he made 100,000 on the Bachelor....Poor by Hollywood standards...

Didn’t you have to have a certain wealth level to start with to be the bachelor? Weren’t they supposed to be eligible millionaires so they would be found attractive by females?

He bought a new home in Denver, and drives a Tesla. If that's your idea of rich. He got some kind of injury settlement from the last football team he was on, but don't think it was in the millions.

....

LOL r104.

The original Tik Tok clip

And Colton's brand-spanking new TikTok account (he sure loves red wine). I'd love to know how the evening ended.

Uh oh. Well this isn't creepy at all. 😬

....

^ That is not Colton's account; it's an impostor's. But thanks, I've reported it

Oh, he lives in the ghetto. Sad.

I just can’t put my finger on why I’m just not horny AT ALL for Colton. J have a horrible suspicion that he has a micro penis. He’s just not making me want to drop to my knees and suck every drop. There’s definitely something “off” with this one.

^ The comsensus is that there's something off with you, dumb whore.

My guess is it is not some random who snapped a pick at him just "looking." I think he got fucked and the top took cell phone video if him getting railed, than sent it to him.

But wouldn’t that fall under revenge porn?

This now explains the suicide attempt. I would've done the same thing at his age. I was always so terrified of anyone knowing about my secret double life. I was so confused about my sexuality and I desperately wanted children and a family and that wasn't really an option in the early 90s. At least, not for me. I wasn't brave.

It’s hilarious when he said he went to the spa just to look around.

Blind Items December 18, 2018 Producers just paid more to one man then they did to the entire cast of this network reality love fest. Why? He was going to tell the truth about this closeted reality star. He was going to spill everything.

January 8, 2019 I wonder if the producers are going to convince the guy he needs to try a woman just for the sake of ratings or if he can stick with guys. This one season wonder who has become two does have a long time boyfriend.

July 25, 2019 This recent Bachelor had a catered dinner for the anniversary of the first date with his boyfriend.

September 27, 2019 This one season wonder plays her role to perfection. The one season wonder who is supposed to be her boyfriend keeps seeing other guys.

March 27, 2021 This closeted double one season wonder is having a tough time making ends meet and is discussing coming out and doing gay porn.

April 14, 2021 It turns out all it took for the one season wonder to come out as gay was cold hard cash. That should be part of speaking your truth.

Holy shit. Sounds like the straight Boxer (with 8 kids) who went by Mustafa and shot a gay porn, (which he was a true passionate whore, sucking dicks and getting fucked) who then freaked out and claimed he was drugged and had no memory of suckin' them dicks! LOL.

He's now out and accepted that he made the decision and consented to do gay porn.

I wonder if in a moment of horniness, Colton consented to letting his lover film their sexcapades?

He went to the bathhouse in LA - like he has done before, got fucked bareback and the top used his iphone to record it. Then he threatened to out him with it for money. Colton panicked (why he was desperate and tracked his ex - he thought she was going in on it or the blackmailer was trying to get to her).. He is now insisting he never had sex only because if it got out he was getting raw dogged these women on the bachelor could sue him as a worst-case for possibly exposing them to an STD or STI or it could have just gotten out that he was taking it up the ass and you have Rock Hudson all over again - with no woman wanting anything to do with him.

He lied all through The Bachelor, fuck him he is a fame ho

r121 not for nothing- half the guys they cast on the Bachelorette have had a dick in an orafice.

r122 the only Bachelor I am sure is straight is Bob Guiney, that pig face screwed or got blown by most of the cast.

Is getting a full panel STI clearance part of these romantic reality TV shows participation contract? They are starting to sound more like porn all the time.

How would the blackmailer get Colton's email address? I call b.s. on this story and think he's playing the victim card to distract from his stalking charges.

[quote]I call b.s. on this story and think he's playing the victim card to distract from his stalking charges.

Carrie dropped the stalking charges.

It makes perfect sense that he would try to get ahead of the story and sit down with her before she is blindsided by the big reveal!!!

Anyone associated with a reality show is suspect.

👏🏼Leave👏🏼Colton👏🏼Alone👏🏼 You👏🏼Nasty👏🏼 Queens👏🏼👸🏼👏🏼

^ Blocked.

Do we think the videos or photos will actually leak?

Colton looks more and more feminine. I think he is going to transition soon…..

But he was always fem, which is why everyone important to him and the guys on the Bachelor called him out. He was not able to hide his dick sucking tendencies.

He has daddy issues.

R134 Here’s hoping!

From his Variety issue “I have not had an emotional connection with a man. Physically, sure." Seems he's been baptized in the semen of he Lord.

[quote] He's an eight at best, more like a seven.

You are being very generous. He is, at best, a 6.

R134, sigh....most of us do.

I have twink issues, does that count?

Colton is getting a bit tired of "inappropriate" questions about his sex love.

[Quote]"Let me vent for a second," Colton wrote on his Instagram Story. "Questions like this are inappropriate. I understand you might know me from the bachelor where I shared a lot about my personal life. I have set boundaries and I'm respecting myself in a way that will lead me to a healthier life."

[Quote]"I never asked to be labeled as the virgin bachelor and have people feel the security to ask me questions about my sex life. It just happened and during that time I thought I had no other choice but to just go with it the network would be mad. I know differently now. I'll share what I want and this won't be one of those things."

I don’t have Instagram. Can someone ask him if his butthole prolapses after the top pulls out?

[quote]"Questions like this are inappropriate. I understand you might know me from the bachelor where I shared a lot about my personal life. I have set boundaries and I'm respecting myself in a way that will lead me to a healthier life."

Colton has stated his boundaries!

The idiosyncrasies of social media continue to elude reason.

r125 - you can DM via instagram, twitter, facebook - you don't need an email address these days.

r144 he said email not DM.

Are Richard and Froy involved in this train wreck?

Has he gotten fucked yet? Has anyone asked him?

R146 They’ve pulled a train on him and wrecked him?

He's no VIRGIN. He was branded as the "virgin bachelor" by ABC.

He's a whore, darling. Just like the rest of us!!

[quote]"Questions like this are inappropriate."

What the hell did they ask him?! 🤔

Well obviously James Patrick Herman is a DLer. Some of the statements in this IG post are almost identically verbatim to some of the posts about Colton on DL.

r151 "If Underwood truly aspires to be a gay role model, then he needs to seek out the kind of professional help... For now, I think we'll stick with Lil Nas X, but thanks for sharing, dude."

hahahahaha

R150 if it was someone from DL then probably things like, are you a bottom?,gaping holes and fisting, prolapsed anuses, BBC, raw loads, do you drink from the tap like Ricky Martin?, face sitting, feets,etc...

R150: the usual, sizemeat verificatia, does he present hole, that sort of thing; nothing in the least bit challenging, very run of the mill stuff.

r149 he wasn't "branded" the virgin title by ABC. His goofy ass went on the Bachelorette and made a huge announcement about it. Notice, he did the same heavy breathing, and "I have a confession..." wind up to saying he's a virgin that he used when he came out. The girl walked right the fuck out after on his gay ass, lol. It was Colton, not the show, that made him start that lie. Then thy used his own words but he kept talking about being a virgin and even wrote a book about it. Blame Colton.

"Virgin"?! MARY!

He told them durring the audition process. The producers asked him to play up the virgin thing. The show is scripted. It's called Scripted Reality. The producers guide the storylines and feed the script to the contestants, but the contestants improvise. They are basically puppets and they don't realize it.

What do you mean they don't realize it? He was 28 years old and already followed the Bachelor. everyone knows it's scripted and everyone knows how to play the game. He offered up that info and willing disclosed it on national TV. If the producers pushed him to day it that's neither here or there, he had a choice. After the show aired he could have distanced himself from the virginity storyline but he doubled down on not one but two other Bachelor related shows, then a book, and a number of interviews!

r157 stop acting like he was taken for a ride by the big bad producers of a long-standing show like the Bachelor. He knew what he was doing and spread those lies wider then he spreads his asscheeks at a bath house. Anything for fame and money.

r158 - lest we forget. He was a contestant on the Bachelorette first, then went on Bachelor in Paradise where he hooked up with one girl all season, the woman he dated before he landed on the Bachelor, then dumped her when he got the Bachelor role. He played that virgin bacehlor aw shucks role for three years.

I think that was meant for r157, i been known this guy was nothing but a pit of lies and cum.

Jesus christ, r158. You are a homophobic DRAMA QUEEN. You need your own reality show.

What was homophobic about my statement r161? Colton is the self-hating homophobe.

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Did he REALLY share a lot about his personal life on The Bachelor?

Or did he just lie and lie and lie and lie some more.

The only truthful thing he ever did was jump the fence.

He bent the truth and omitted details.

R165 OF COURSE, he lied. He was on the Bachelor shows about three times? Come on. Do people that are "confused" go to bathhouses? Bars/clubs? Sure. Grinder? Sure. But a fucking bathhouse?

He got busted and had to come out OR pay the piper. Spade's a spade and all of that.

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This shows going to on in time for Pride right?

"Plant Dad"

Colton's first official Pride! And Gus is there!

And a Black!

Colton is SO gorgeous!

Plant Dad with cum gutters!

Is the show on this week?

R171 Do you think GUS is trying to seduce him?

I can't fucking stand Gus Kenworthy either. He looks like a roided out, trans Princess Beatrice.

[quote]And a Black!

And a “Black”!

Corrected that for you.

Gus and Colton fucking...who's the top?

r178 whoever the third is.