Anyone else see a UFO in NYC last night?

Not in NY but I've seen some crazy things moving very fast where I live in Europe during the past 2 weeks. It is unlikely that radar could detect things like this that zig zag across the horizon at the blink of an eye. It was amazing and frightening at the same time. If you look up, you will see them

Calm down, OP. That was just a Datalounger trying out his new LED caftan.

They are coming down to study why earthlings are all now genderless beings.

I’ve heard it referred to as the most expensive shantytown in the US. It’s a weird combination of extremes, that in true Austin fashion, just keeps getting weirder.

I saw a full moon in the Rambles...does that count?

I not only saw it, it abducted me.

It took me up to its craft and showed me video of a huge hairy bull of a man anally penetrating a lovely twink. The twink had a massive erection that shook like a telephone pole in a hurricane as the brute pumped away. When the twink could no longer bear the pleasure, his penis erupted in warm creamy jism as he moaned. At that exact moment the brutish man reached forward and began palming the twink’s knob, causing him to squirm and moan wildly on the brute’s pulsating beercan cock. The brute came as well, his jizz leaking out of the twink’s quivering cheeks.

The aliens then put me back in my back yard, and waved. I’ll be out there again tonight at the same time for sure!

Dear Penthouse Forum— You’ll never believe what happened to me!

4/10, R6.

I've read it's Elon Mush and his satellites, sending hundreds up a day, junking up space. If it's aliens, they are really good at not being verifiable. Sats and US Chinese Russian spy drones I'm sure. If anyone could come here, this would be a flyover part of the universe.

Wasn't that Starling? Just Elon Musk polluting space.

R9, I actually did see those. I was out running, and there were literally about 40 of them, one after another.

R9 and R11 I saw the Musk satellites when he first started sending them up. I thought we were being invaded for a second.

Now it should be easy to see a Starlink train as he sends that shit up almost weekly now

R12, so did I....and I felt relieved lol!

This thread is useless without pics

Good point r14

Here ya go R14...this is what it looks like...very freaky if you don't know what it is

The thing that I saw here in Europe was definitely not a satellite, meteor or drone. It was a red globe/light object surrounded by an outer white ring that suddenly appeared in the horizon and moved purposefully in a zig zag motion quickly across the sky. I turned my head to follow the path as it crossed over me. It gave me chills. No man made object could do this

At first I was gonna say my ass during my nighttime dog walk. I wear a glow light belt.

They are time travelers and for the LOVE OF GOD please take me back to the 80’s. I’ll leave my iPhone here.

R16 oh hell no. I’m not ready for all of [italic]that[/italic].

Talkin' out Uranus again, OP.

They're coming for us with their intergalactic anal probes.

Sorry, according to most accounts they pretty much phased those out in the late 1990's. Even if you ask them for the old fashioned probes, they use some technology that resembles an MRI machine. Bummer.

I'm not kidding, I read this on Lunatic Outpost, an alien/conspiracy forum.

Sure, Jan / r17 ....yet you FORGOT to pull out your cellphone and take a video. What are the odds? Stop with your bullshit and if it's true, sit your arse outside with a video recorder or phone and learn to take evidence.

I am quite sure out of the billions of GALAXIES and more unknown to us.....

We are the ONLY living intelligent beings.

All the fools giving R2 a vote for W&W clearly understand neither wit nor wisdom.

R16, that's the F Train at the Smith/9th Street station.

Chris Christie was so gassy it made him float

R22, how can I provide them with my address?

[quote]but by the time he got the phone out, it was gone.

Uh huh...

R30, maybe OP's colleague had the phone tucked away neatly in his man bag.

Wakanda!

Is there a wait-list for the anal probe?

R31, my colleague is a neurosurgeon who actually DOES carry a huge bag to and from home. He has little interest in clinging to his phone as most of us do and yes....it was in his bag.

Red glowing globe is a drone. My neighbor's looks like that and he controls the flight path so it can zigzag.

I've also seen blue drones. It's hilarious getting all the alerts on Nextdoor from people freaking out and my neighbor's just saying "relax guys it's my drone".

Suuuuure, “relax everyone — it’s just my drone peering into your back yards and through your skylights.”

Since he admitted it was his drone why not R37? I've seen him hauling it around too. You really have a tinfoil bonnet on tight don't you Bootsy?

I don't know where you live but drones are very popular here. It's a huge hobby.

Remember the episode of the Brady Bunch in which Peter and Greg projected a UFO on a curtain strung up over Tiger's doghouse?

I was laying on the beach at night on Fire Island a few years ago and saw one. It was weirdly just hovering there, and then zipped away.

I believe in the ufos I just don't believe he didn't take a picture of it. Why would you even WANT to have an experience that you couldn't put on Instagram, it doesn't make sense.

Wouldn’t it be nice if they had a cure for Covid and cancer.

Wouldn't it be nice if they took all the deplorables and dropped them off on their own planet?

R42, he was leaving work, had his phone in his bag. Looked up. saw it.......was freaked, and it POOOOOF was gone.

About 10 or 15 years ago. Southwest corner of 23rd and 8th, midday.

I forget why I had walked up there. Maybe to go to The Vitamin Shoppe on the corner, or the liquor store around the corner on 23rd or the Citibank down that block.

At any rate as I walked up there were 10 to 15 people standing there on the corner, staring up with mouths agape. I looked up and saw what I first thought was a bunch of balloons. But they were totally motionless. Round, perfectly circular and different colors and totally motionless. Then one would suddenly shoot straight up and move instantly in a perfect L shape. And they all would do something similar. Not something balloons or helicopters or planes could do,

Somebody said "It's just balloons." Someone else said "Balloons can't do that." Then one disappeared and instantaneously showed up on the other side of the group. The display went on for 10 or 15 minutes and then POOF! they all vanished.

Our group broke up and as I walked away I heard "It was just balloons" followed by "Balloons can't do that."

It was just balloons, R46.

Drones.

Not drones 15 years ago.

Balloons then. Sheesh. Some of you are funny.

Balloons can't do that.

Drones have been used and operated far longer than some realize. Some of the earliest drones were used in the 1850s.

If you are talking about October 2010, it was balloons, I saw them too from W14th St.. I knew immediately. They were stationary because they were in a cross current where the Hudson empties and the ocean begins. They started out tethered together then broke apart. A teacher in Yonkers or someplace said that they had released a bunch that afternoon.

This is exactly what Mylar balloons look like in the sky, believe me. Note how different they are than the football game video. Mylar reflects light, it's solid not opaque. The UFOs that I saw were like above, metallic but translucent?

Balloons do that!

Yes. Since I saw it in person I could see the balloons "dancing" or jerking in the wind, just like balloons do.