Happy Mother's Day Marla! Sorry I'm Fug

MY EYES!!!! I can't UNSEE THAT!

In front of a Richie Rich billboard. Is that supposed to be some sort of trolling by this ugly bitch?

Sorry Tiff, your model stance doesn't make you look like a model. Stupid, vapid, cunt.

More of THIS, sweetie

WHORES

Lord, Tiffany fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch!

Not many girls have mothers who are hotter than them. They should start a club with Christie Brinkley and Alexa Rae Joel.

[quote] Not many girls have mothers who are hotter than them.

Christina could never measure up to my beauty!

R7 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Marla has a better body than 90% of women of any age.

How much fucking mascara can you trowl onto one face? What a skank.

Snort

I don't get why Tiffany doesn't look good.

It's like she has all the right ingredients. Blue eyes, blonde hair, pretty skin, retroussé nose, symmetrical face etc.

But it just doesn't add up. The makeup doesn't help. She might look a lot better if she went completely without it.

R13 Donald has spoiled seed.

Because the overlay to all those features is the face of Donald Trump itself, R13. Seriously, she and Eric look the most like him, and they're only half-siblings. That's some powerful poison he ejaculates.

Tiff is such a twat.

And glug glug glug.

Vanky thanks god every night for Tiffany's face

Tiff looks like a ventriloquist's dummy.

And her plastic surgeon, r17...

Tiff looks like she lost a pound or forty.

Old sperm.

Vanky has terrific legs naturally, and the fake everything else works on her.

She also looks more like mom.

Tiffany has a weak chin. An implant would do wonders, as it has for her sister. She also is too heavy, which seldom helps.

In other words, she could look better.

She and Daddy both have that anteater piehole that resembles a blow up sex doll. Like some deplorable would stick their cock right in the mouth hole.

Poor thing that must have come from the Scottish side of tbe family, it's that inbred British thing we see so often. Several thousand years isolated on a small island can never be a good.

How old is that picture? Because last time I saw Tiffany she was huge.

[quote]She and Daddy both have that anteater piehole that resembles a blow up sex doll.

Well, Julie, I just wrote ...

Fug AND a cunt OP!

Sisters are doing it for themselves

Ivanka had no pretty. She did do a good job buying it for herself tho.

Tiffany is engaged to a BILLIONAIRE! (a real one)

Suck it, KWEENS!

(If you play your cards right she just might hire some of you little homosexual boys to make her pretty)

Vankuse's old face is struggling to come back out.

I bet she's embarrassed that all her peers would rather do her mother. LOL

I honestly get the impression she is proud to have a hot mom. Sort of like, how can I be a dog if I’m related to someone who looks like that?!

^ Well, not ALL her peers

Her peers who are into vagina (and have taste) would do Marla... Runner up to Miss Georgia! ;)

Jesus, r31, that stance! She just can't quite make it look natural.

[quote] That's some powerful poison he ejaculates.

😂 I pictured a cephalopod releasing its dark-coloured ink.

Marla is still so pretty! And no obvious plastic surgery. Tiffany, on the other hand, looks like a Vegas prostitute.

"Marla is still so pretty! And no obvious plastic surgery. Tiffany, on the other hand, looks like a Vegas prostitute." HAHAHAHAHA!

Can’t she at least afford a decent makeup artist with her grifter fathers I’ll gotten money? She looks like a hooker clown.

This, from Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation, came to mind:

[quote] She looks like a hooker clown

Well of course she does. [italic]Genetics.[/italic]

I don’t think Marla is pretty. There’s something “off” about her face to me. And that vacant look says there’s no there there...

Marla's mother was also very good looking, Tiff just ended up on the wrong side of genetics

R45 Marla’s mother was even prettier than her.

I agree. Marla’s mother has the prettier face.

[R45] WOW! Both Mother and Grandmother are prettier than her. Orange Menace really jacked up the genes for poor Tiff. LOL

Tiffany is always kept at the edge of the photo in Maples family reunions

I bet Donald needs extra weird incest porn to come to completion over Tiff. Or he most likely thinks about her instead of baseball when he fucks Vanky

Wow R45 Marla and her mother are stunning. Marla's mother has gorgeous bone structure and coloring.

Tiffany was hit hard by the Trump ugly stick. Halfway hit to death itself the hag was.

There's a rumor floating about here and there that Tiffany sold herself out to her dad in order to secure the bag for her mother and herself. The rumor goes that her politics are actually nothing like her father's but she wound up playing along for pay. No clue if it's true but she did join up late in the game for her father. Maybe she was filling a void for Barron?

R51 whatever her reasons, she's a cunt. She has the face she deserves

That was the cum shot Marla should have swallowed.

Marla is a distant cousin of Heather Locklear. In her mugshots, Heather looked better than Tiffany.

Too much Dump not enough Marla

R54 that couldn't be a lower bar

Has Matt Gaetz commented yet? Glamour shots of Tiff seem to get his cum flowing. Does he really think she's a hot fox with a tight pink box?

R31

She actually looks pretty cute in this picture (except for the stance)

Is that recent? Did she lose weight?

She supposedly fucked her secret service detail

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R61, in which pic? the one in tshirt or blazer?

^ Blazer

[Quote]Tiffany sold herself out to her dad in order to secure the bag for her mother and herself.

For a moment I thought you meant she agreed to incestuous relations with Trump. But yeah, she knows how to play the family game.

which one did the mother fuck? didn't she fuck a secret service guy too?

The fact she is standing in front of a Richie Rich mural is a visual manifestation of her total cluelessness. Like twitting about her engagement during the violence the capital. Nothing subtle or classy about them Trump clan. Completely tone- deaf.

Marla fucked her bodyguard leading Trump to divorce her. Tiff dated the SS guy. Vsnessa, Jr's ex-wife dated a SS guy, as well.

I think Marla is secretly happy that Tiffany is fug.

^ IDK, I lived in Georgia during the Marla/Trump years and there were a lot of "local girl makes it big" stories about her. Despite being a world class gold digger Marla always struck me as being a rather down to earth good time girl who could party with the best of them and then show up for a model shoot the next morning looking flawless. I just always kind of liked her

Eh, I found it kind of gross that she considered herself a good Christian small town girl while fucking a married man. I also hold it against her that she chose to be with Donald. She’s like Melanie. Women as beautiful as that can choose better than him and yet they went with the scummiest of the scum. That says something about them.

I agree R13 that tiff should try and go without make up. She should also ditch the long blonde hair, it doesn’t help her chipmunk facial features.

R70 I agree. She has always been beautiful and had many men vying for her attention. He's never been overly smart or charming or attractive. And he's clearly had the same moral failings his whole life. So what was the attraction? It had to be money. That says A LOT about Marla and none of it is good.

[quote] I think Marla is secretly happy that Tiffany is fug

I would think so too but Marla has aged so well she could handle the “competition” from a beautiful daughter if that had been the case. The one thing I do believe is that she really loves her daughter. They seem genuinely close. It just makes the stiff and obviously not at all close relationships Tiffany has with the trumps more glaring.

"Has Matt Gaetz commented yet?"

He's too busy trying to stay out of jail. Matt is only interested in hookers, teenagers and blow. He was only interested in Tiffany because he really wanted to marry her dad to get a pardon. Tiff didn't want any part of that nightmare

Exactly R73. I remember that interview Marla and Tiffany did with Oprah 10 years ago (before Donald became a national nightmare) and it was CLEARLY the two of them against the world. Marla was diplomatic towards Donald (can't risk the cash), but it was very clearly a mother/daughter Gilmore Girls-esque show for them. For Tiffany to pretend her dad's family gives two shits about her...lol.

[quote] I agree [R13] that tiff should try and go without make up. She should also ditch the long blonde hair, it doesn’t help her chipmunk facial features

Chop a good 7 inches off and darken the blonde. The color she has now makes her look like cheap whore.