Something funny goes here thread

Please! I can't take it anymore! Please!

[quote] I don't give a shit. Can it back in your ass.

I don't understand.

Are you using the word 'can' as a transitive verb? And is 'it' the object in that sentence?

So from your disdain of political discussions on DL, may we assume that you're a Trump supporter?

Son of a bitch!

I’ll throw you a bone, OP, even if you ARE a libertarian with misandrist thoughts...

As Gene Simmons seethes...

I'm an anti that shit you just pulled right there R3!

You sound like little kids bullying playground voice: "You like this so meh you have cooties. You don't do this so you are pee and poo poo. You said this so it means my dad can beat up your dad."

Cut the shit! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR POLITICS, ANY POLITICS. I DON'T FUCKING VOTE. I DON'T FUCKING CARE.

I'm tired. If politics.....

There. Maybe that makes more sense (?).

Yeah fuck autocorrect. I'm done with the internet and commenting. I'm getting a life.

I really, really, really don't care about politics. I don't care about your poo poo cooties game for adults. I don't join any causes. I don't give a fuck. I don't think about stupid conspiracy theories and I am tired of people taking sides and reacting like whoever they don't like is Satan incarnate.

Just stop you silly little kids. You silly little cootie kids.

Sounds about right. Doesn’t do anything for others but demands the others do everything for them.

Frankly, you don't sound like much fun, OP.

OP = Butt-hurt Boris the loser who can dish it out for 6 years, but can't take it when proven wrong by Republicans losing three branches of government power.

You were supposed to apologize, OP, and mend your Deplorable ways, but I guess sociopaths don't usually realize that and aren't genuine when they do.

You deserve constant badgering until you die and you'll get it.

For a pick me up and a feel good larf, please watch the Jimmy Osmond dance video recently posted here. Not posting a link but maybe our resident librarian archivist of threads can help.

Rita (eleven million views)

[R14] Thanks for the Rita Hayworth Stayin' Alive video. It was brilliant, and I still have a smile on my face.

A co-worker kiki'ed that I wouldn't know which end of a gun to use. I said, "That's true, I wasn't raised in a ghetto".

Silence.

R14 That video is so well synchronised.

Every clip perfectly matches the rhythm, humour, personnel and climaxes of the music track.

Sex With Bea

OP is a barrel of laughs.

Help people in other countries! I'm being forced to choose a political party so prejudice can be done against me! I've already told them I don't wanna and they won't let up!

"Here comes midnight, Bitch!"

R14 why rita show pusy panty?

Yes, R22, and there's a drawing of an almost-nude man wearing a figleaf at 1.30.

The hoped-for hilarity seems to be eluding this thread.

LOL R21. I had never seen that.

I thought this was pretty cool.

Bump

Bumping isn't going to help. This thread is a dog.

R26 That was great. I love Fred's performance at the Oscar's when he starts breathing like he's an old man out of breath and the presenter says Fred, take it easy. Fred's like I was kidding!

This made me laugh. Make sure your sound is on.

You forgot to say "Barbara, please! Please, Barbara!" , OP.

I found a delightful cartoon for DL to enjoy.

This has me in stitches-Chinese kid attempting to absorb knowledge from his book.

R32 😮😲😧😱🤯