Who were the hottest male wrestlers of all time?

I had a big crush on Rowdy Roddy Piper when I was a kid.

That redneck country bumpkin Shawn Michaels had a good face but hated the hair.

He used to get endless pussy.

Too many to name, but here are some

Edge

Christian

Triple H

The Rock

John Cena

Shawn Michaels

Mark Jindrak

Billy Gunn

Roddy Piper

Randy Orton

Steve Austin

Goldberg

Rene Dupree

CM Punk

Chris Jericho

Jeff Hardy

Bret Hart

Test

Batista

Brutus Beefcake

R3 listed every male wrestler ever

^Not by a long shot.

John Morrison is another.

I’m shocked you all didn’t love rethug Vince McMahon himself.

Goldberg always did it for me. Stone Cold. I think I beat off for three days to the ultimate warrior when I was a wee lad. I was never attracted to Hulk Hogan but I saw the sex tape and his cock is huuuuge.

Yep, it was always Goldberg for me.

Ultimate Warrior. I know he was crazy as a bedbug, but, momma, baby, daddy WOW!. I happened to run right into him and his big ol' chest rounding a narrow aisle corner at an athletic shoe store in Scottsdale. He grabbed my arm as we both ran into each other. I will cherish that spot on my arm forever. He was massive.

John Cena is and has always been sexy, but I'll never forget when he debuted on WWE TV as a fresh-faced 25 year old in 2002, wearing short shorts in different colors every week which all showed off his grade-A muscle ass. Ahh, memories.

Among today's current crop of wrestlers, Finn Bálor probably has the best body. He has the physique of a goddamn superhero, and wears perfectly cut trunks to show it off.

However, if your tastes are more towards the burlier / hairier set, Cash Wheeler of AEW (formerly known as Dash Wilder when he was in WWE) is the ultimate. He looks just as good from the back as well.

Seth Rollins makes my asshole quiver.

I had a thing for Buff Bagwell way back when.

Damn, never heard of him, but that Seth is hard. Found this when I looked him up. May not be real though.

As a young rice queen I had a thing for Ricky Steamboat!

Please. ALL of the Von Erichs, from back in the day. Dark side of the ring!

Cody Rhodes.

The von Brauner brothers!

Some of you eldergay wrestling fans who watched Ga. Championship Wrestling on TBS back in the 80s may remember that hotty who went by the name of Steve O. He's changed a bit since those days.

If Mr. Pectacular kept his mouth shut, he'd be my favorite. Awesome body.

King King Bundy!

Joey Ryan, always.

Yum r9

Damn r9. Hot

Sting as well from the old turner days - before he copied the crow look

OMG, when are Joey Ryan's nudes going to leak?

Thanks, r24!

One day I'll share my Jake the Snake gay sex story

When I was a young gayling I crushed hard on Rick Martel and Paul Roma.

Also Tom Z-Man Zenk and Flyin' Brian Pillman.

R19 in 2021 I don’t get why we’re still expected to believe that Cody Rhodes is a straight men. Wrestling fans can be dumb, but not of all of us are that stupid.

I mean, Dusty used to refer sardonically to Codes as his ‘daughter’, in public. Sometimes he said this to his good old friend & rival Ted DiBiase, who would nervously laugh along while at the same time scrambling internally to come up with another screed of hellfire-and-damnation to make sure Jr. was still scared-straight.

Plus Cody’s relationship with Brandi seems staged, even moreso than the one between Tyler Breeze & Audrey.

Can you r29? I loved him when I was growing up.

Cody was cute as fuck with the dark hair but I'm not feeling the blond.

Jake The Snake was billed as being 6’6”, 250 lbs, was married twice, has 8 kids, liked playing with big snakes and wrote a book detailing his very own sex addiction. I’ll bet he was hella fun in the sack!

R6 hey, hey, hey—eyes up and off of my Man, SKANK!

R12 and R13 - assume you are the same guy and we have similar tastes as I was going to suggest Finn Balor (he's just fucking sexy as hell) and thanks for introducing me to Cash Wheeler, he is definitely my type!

Brutus Beefcake would wear the gayest, most revealing outfits to show off his buff body. Frilly jackets, slits in his tights that showed skin, the works. The following video is a great example. Stay tuned ‘til the end, where you get a good face full of his ass...

This gentleman is very, very nice.

R38 EC3 is currently feuding with Matt Cardona (formerly Zack Ryder). Battle of the muscle bros...

They weren’t hot excepting Billy Kidman, but nevertheless as a kid I was really into Raven’s Flock out of WCW (RIP, you were too good for this world).

The leader himself had this dark sultry moody magnetism that really sucked you in, and the others seemed so open and raw in an intriguing way.

There was something pretty homoerotic about the whole thing. Still can remember Bruce Pritchard describing them as a gang of ‘rough trade’, and pointing out the pseudo-sexual dynamics of their cultish set-up and devotion toward Raven.

Nowadays, Raven is just a really grouchy funny old goth.

Gorgeous George, of course!

What is not to like? Cut his hair short and he is perfection.

I find it very embarrassing somehow, but I have a real liking for wrestling heels, and have done since I was a kid: Paul Roma, Shawn Michaels, Rick Martell, Sylvain Grenier, Matt Striker...

You're welcome, UKGuy. Cash knows how wild he gets the gays; he's tweeted about his 'fat ass' before. He's also 33 and not married.

I've fucked thick beardy guys before, and imagined that I was actually fucking him.

He also does things like this....

That slut Brutus never wore underwear!

Shawn Michaels miming a very thorough blow job...

But while on the subject of UK guys, there are lots of attractive British wrestlers running around, but my favorite is Big Strong Boi Tyler Bate. Thick muscular legs get my attention and his are incredible.

Suck it!

Shawn Michaels would get "Shawn is Gay" chants from the crowd around that time, R46, so he'd play it up.

Around the same time, over in WCW, Alex Wright, who definitely helped my teenage self realize that I liked men, would regularly get 'FAGGOT' chants.

Speaking of big, tall, muscular wrestlers with thighs that could crack walnuts and asses of life, Mark Jindrak aka The Reflection of Perfection was smoking hot.

The ‘Shawn is Gay’ chants probably came because of his Playgirl spread. He didn’t know when he agreed to pose that the readership of Playgirl was mostly gay men.

Charlie Haas had a great body and a delicious ass.

Rick Martel and Rick rude

[quote] I find it very embarrassing somehow, but I have a real liking for wrestling heels, and have done since I was a kid.

That’s not embarrassing. Bad guys are always more interesting, and they have more fun.

No wrestler has done it for me like Brian Pillman.

Gone way too soon.

For me, it wasn't the pros as much as the guys from BGEast, like Justin Pierce.

Another Justin.

Ravishing Rick Rude (RIP)

Yes, just look at him - Rick Ruud.

That is photoshop r59

Shawn Michaels wasn’t told that most people who bought Playgirl were gay men until after. If he’d known he wouldn’t have done it. It was sold to him as something women loved so he did it. Of course he wouldn’t go fully nude but do some sexy pics.

He was the joke with his peers after that, and that’s how he found out it was gay men who bought it.

Because of him doing that spread they changed his character from the macho redneck blond all American boy in jeans to the slutty stripper who wears tight pants and would constantly have to flash his ass. He went from one of the faces of the franchise to one of the least popular because of it. Fans turned on him and he was constantly chanted gay slurs etc. when he would come out. But he played it up.

He eventually left WWF (at the time) and went to WCW.

Another of him. After they changed his character into a “stripper” he was always almost naked. The fans (which are mostly straight teen guys and men, and boys) turned on him for this.

^On all fours with his butt out and his heavy balls hanging low, just like a dog.

[quote] Shawn Michaels wasn’t told that most people who bought Playgirl were gay men until after.

Yes, that’s what was said upthread.

Was Rick Rude gay because he looked like a tom of findland cartoon come to life. Where is the jake the snake sex story?

[quote]He eventually left WWF (at the time) and went to WCW.

Shawn never left for WCW, but his on-camera and backstage rival, Bret Hart, did. More than once, Bret brought up the 'Playgirl is a gay men's magazine' thing in promos.

Then he just left. Then came back later

Another vote for the Ultimate Warrior. Crazy town gay guy from Crawfordsville, Indiana.

A hundred years ago, Jake the Snake made me shiver. VICE cable station has a series called The Dark Side of the Ring and Jake was on it. Great sense of humor but he didn't age well.

Stone Cold Steve Austin. I wanted him to relentlessly pound me when I was a teen.

Stone Cold is a known racist and homophobe

R71 and his podcast is boring, don’t forget that.

[quote]Stone Cold is a known racist and homophobe

Really? I thought he was cool and anti-Trump. Last year he went in on a fan who criticized him for wearing a mask.

Maybe he’s growing

Another vote for Buff Bagwell. Too bad he fucked up his career by being a total dickhead.

Is he, R71? Could have fooled me.

Knowing what I know about him, and normally having some taste, I really wish I didn’t ever find Jon Moxley attractive. But I have. Guess we all have blind spots and weaknesses.

In my defence, I’m not attracted to him as he is now in AEW—-too big, too hairy, too Dad and too ginger for my liking. He was hotter as a sinister half-starved chainsmoking maniac (with no beard) on the indies.

As I understand it, he was an opportunistic hustling bisexual in his young drugging days, but now he’s been sober and off the dick for a decade. Allegedly.

Buff Bagwell really was a hot piece of ass back in the day. Those round, bulging muscles and that handsome face were a winning combo. He later became a gigolo and even appeared on the Showtime series GIGOLO fucking some middle-aged frau in a hotel room.

Bagwell always kind of had that straight porn star but would go gay-for-pay look.

While he's not a wrestler, I did find promoter Eric Bischoff attractive.

No vote for Mr. Penis Val Venis?

Bruno Sammartino

Pedro Morales

Killer Kowalski

Lmao I loved Val Venis

I also loved Randy Orton when he started, Kurt Angle, and Eddie Guerrero

That Vince McMahon photo at r2 is hot, sorry. What was the story there?

At one time Buff Bagwell charged $400 for an hour and up to $25k for a week of his "services."

Vince had a “Kiss My Ass Club” for people who fucked up and needed to kiss his ass for forgiveness, literally.

Shawn had to kiss his ass.

Holy shit, R49! Alex Wright was gorgeous!

Older Alex, still cute. I'm a sucker for dimples.

[quote]Was Rick Rude gay because he looked like a tom of findland cartoon come to life.

No.

Very committed to his wife. Never removed his wedding band for matches (like the others), just taped it up. He was very well liked by his peers.

R88 eh, I prefer Alex Shelley (who btw is now a medic/nurse and has hinted that he’s bi).

I do have an X-Division bias, though.

Matt Striker

R80 Bischoff doesn't do anything for me at all physically, but I did really enjoy his smarmy manager/booker character back in the WCW days.

Eric's also a very cool and slippery customer irl. He never gets flustered in a confrontation, and can pretty much talk his way out of anything. Anyone who can change that insane stubborn old coot Jim Cornette's mind must have some serious powers of persuasion.

Breezango ❤️

Wasn't there a article in the Enquirer that the Ultimate Warrior was a gay escort?

Toss Up between Finn Balor and Seth Rollins...

Finn

Seth:

Mmmmmmmm

I jacked off so hard to Shawn Michaels Playgirl!

I basically grew up jacking off to Shawn Michaels ass.

^Yup. HBK all the way! Such a nice ass and not afraid to show it off at every opportunity.

Shawn Michaels and his ass to die for!

This is pretty funny………

Rick Rude

Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat

Randy Orton, Steve Austin and John Cena. And The Rock, of course.

University of Nebraska Huskers champion, Paul Donahoe, also known as "Fratmen Nash".