I have these two neighbors, both single middle-aged females, both service-pet dog owners. Pam was walking her Labrador Retriever named Sebastian the other evening. The dog was on its leash. Sebastian suddenly ran to greet Rosie, another neighbor and a good friend of Pam's, and Pam thought nothing of Sebastian. The problem was that Rosie was standing with Gloria, the other dog owner. Hers is a snippy little Lhasa Apso.
As Sebastian approached Rosie, Gloria hissed at Pam: "Get a hold of your dog. It's a vicious animal." But Sebastian is the sweetest dog in the world and wouldn't hurt a fly. Suddenly, Gloria's little dog attack Sebastian and started biting him on his legs and everywhere else it could reach. Instead of picking up her own dog, Gloria began yanking on Sebastian's leash. Sebastian was crying in pain as Gloria's dog kept biting it. That's when Pam tased Gloria, who dropped to the ground like a sack of epileptic potatoes. Everyone watched in shock.
After a while, Gloria recovered enough to swear to Pam, "I'll kill you, you fucking bitch!" Pam then called the cops. I went back inside my house. I swear this used to be such a nice neighborhood.
And I swear to God this story is 100% true.