J Los twins are not cute at all

Good grief, get a life, OP.

They both look like their dad.

One, have you seen their father?

Two, J-Lo only applies excessive filters to HER face.

But J Lo has always been pretty.

[quote] They both look like their dad.

They looks like Skeletor?

She picked one of the ugliest Latin performers on Earth to spawn with. I'll never understand it.

He loved her.

It's ok she can afford to "fix" them up when they come of age.

At least her son is there. I feel she never shows or acknowledges him. It’s always the daughter she fawns over

OP =

R10 her kids aren’t cute either

How did Mariah and J Lo both end up with twins, and both pairs are boy/girl?

R12 - hmmmm....I'm no scientist, but I believe it was not divine intervention Rose.

I don’t know her...

Or those hideous children she pushed out.

R12, Jennifer was almost 40 when she had her kids, and Mariah was 42. There’s a 99.9% chance they relied on fertility treatments to get pregnant, which raises the odds of twins.

Whew gurl, all the celebrity twins ain't cute!

Actually that baby Beyoncé is holding is quite cute

Remember who their dad is?

[quote]Actually that baby Beyoncé is holding is quite cute

It's the non-twin older daughter that's super-fug.

Mariah's kids definitely have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

I remember when Brad and Angie had their twins and everyone I knew were going on about they just aren’t cute lol.

Brad and Angie are both very attractive people, so their kids should theoretically look good. J Lo, Beyonce, Whitney Houston all chose to reproduce with super ugly men.

The boy looks like a 10-yo Steve Buchemi and the daughter like a bruja!

[quote] Mariah's kids definitely have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

I like blue.

R22 - so true. And all three of those women's kids look EXACTLY LIKE THEIR FATHER!.

JLo, Beyoncé, and Whitney paid a price for their arrogance. They thought their genes would compensate for the father’s ugliness.

She gave birth to Anne Frank.

Can't JLo get her daughter a better hairstyle?

[quote]Mariah's kids definitely have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

I love Blue and her annoyed stare

The girl kinda looks like a latin DL fave Kaleb from the the Children"s Hospital commercials.

Kaweb!

I agree, OP. Her children are the most unfortunate looking out the current roster of celebrity kids.

Mariah's twins will grow into their looks and be stunning. JLo's kids, not so much. There is no hope there. Even Blue Ivy is starting to escape her early unfortunateness.

They look fine. If you want something freaky just check out the Willis/Moore creatures.

She looks like a junior lesbian.

I forget did she have these kids or was it a surrogate?

JLO was pregnant

r38 You sure about that?

Is she boning Ben again?

OP is a pedophile.

Stop. The only kids you can criticize about looks is MMarkle. She deserves it.

R22 Too bad these women were too stupid to do a little research. First children almost always favor their father’s looks, it’s an evolutionary protection. Should picked better. Oh well, they can always get plastic surgery.

R15, older mothers are more likely to naturally have twins.

[quote]You're an older mom-to-be. As you age, your chance of conceiving twins increases. Researchers have found that women over 35 produce more follicle stimulating hormone (FSH) than younger women, which may cause more than one egg to drop at ovulation.

She looks like a little Annie Pots.

The daughter looks a lot like the grandma, JLo's mum, in OP's link, and she also has a pretty smile (swipe to 4th pic).

Why did Beyoncé fake a pregnancy?

r47 IDK but that was pathetic and her stans pretended like it didn't happen.

Beyonce definitely carried the twins though, she got as big as a house during that pregnancy

Beyoncé was definitely pregnant with the twins. Idk about the first one. But who cares?

The boy IS fine.

The look fine. Hopefully she will feed the boy.

At least they’ll be able to afford plastic surgery

In the last photo she’s taking a selfie with the girl but not the boy. As usual.

I think she will grow into her looks. Remember Adam Sandler's kid? woof

The daughter pings.

Both her kids are odd.

Do they ever see dad?

Not when he stands sideways.

The boy has potential if testosterone kicks in big time but I see consultations about a nose job or chin reduction for the girl.

[Quote]She picked one of the ugliest Latin performers on Earth to spawn with. I'll never understand it.

R6 He has a long fat dick. That's reason enough for many people.

They all need a good long stay in those South Korean plastic surgery clinics.

The daughter does sing well, though. She has her dad's voice.

R58 wins!

The daughter radiates something special personality wise, but she is unfortunate looking. Don’t know what they look like now, but MA sons with the beauty queen ex-wife were gorgeous kids.

JlO is a studio creation, she doesn't sing, so any talent comes from their father.

Jessica Alba and her husband are both stunning while their kids are average.

her kids look like her except for the ginger.

did they find her in the ginger baby-dumpster?

Well, I hope they are not waiting for the Doublemint contract to be offered. I'll leave it at that.

The ginger can’t be their bio kid. Look at all of their coloring.

R70 Jessica and her husband are both half white. They're called recessive genes.

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This is the greatest thread. Please continue. I have nothing to add, other than I agree and we're all going to hell.

Wherein these twins guard the gates.

R67 I think the ginger one looks most like her, features-wise, except for the coloring, which comes from Alba’s white mom. The other two look like their dad.

I bet JLo's son will be a Rocco Ritchie / Rob Kardashian type

Alba’s hubby is half black. Hottie. Bet he’s hung

It's called the Scottish milkman!

R66 that photo really doesn't help with the rumour that Cash isn't the father of one of those kids.

Yeah they’re monsters. But I feel like it’s a twisted kind of well-deserved Karma for J.Lo to have ugly offspring. So much of her “brand” is based on looks and the superficial. And I don’t think they’ll mind being ugly with all that cash. They won’t be front line performers, but they can be behind the scenes in film and music production (if they even choose to work.)

MiMi and JLo seem to have given birth to the ugliest parts of themselves: their insides.

That is the chance you take when you have kids with ugly people.

You also have to know that your kids will get your pre-plastic surgery nose and face.

Two hot people can have ugly kids too

I'll say!

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The comments in this thread have me roaring with laughter.

If you think twins are ugly, you should see triplets. I know a set and they all look like Mariah’s son. Eyes far apart, weird hairlines and bodily proportions. The parents are completely normal and averagely attractive. Some weird brew of genetic mutation happens when that egg splits. Ew.

That little girl is unfortunate looking. My mother would declare her to look “foreign”. That’s children of immigrants who have thin lips and big black eyes. Usually Italian or Portuguese little girls who had their ears pierced at birth and boy’s short hair cuts. “Foreign”