Where Do I Go To Become A Puritan?

You've come to the right place, Toots. Stick around.

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Congregationalists are modern day Puritans

Go to Puritaniastan. No travel restrictions.

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R6

Quakers or Mennonites are close substitutes.

Except that Quakers and Mennonites are rigorously opposed to violence, and would never sentence someone to death like the Puritans did.

No religion is pure, anymore.

Any gathering of woke, white women.

R8 Puritans definitely would not have agreed that Quakers are a close substitute. The Puritans passed a law kicking the Quakers out of Massachusetts for having the wrong religious beliefs, and when a few Quakers protested, the Puritans executed them. The king was so pissed off that he revoked the Puritans’ charter and sent a royal governor to Boston to take control of the colony.

Pentecostals

"Churches of Puritan," OP? First of all, you need to brush up on the English language.

The modern descendants of the Puritans would be Congregationalists. They're now considered one of the most liberal of Protestant denominations, alongside Episcopalians, United Church of Christ and Unitarian Universalists. In any town in Massachusetts, there is usually an old First Church Congregational that you can join and remain forever constipated.