Gay men: could you go straight for pay?

You need to ask gay men like Ross Matthews.

I imagine Ross Matthews fucking a woman would look like a lip sync battle.

Yes I can. I turn off the light when I fuck my woman doggy style.

Not even if you held a gun to my head.

Didn't most gay men go straight for pay for centuries already? Why were they dating and marrying women if not for the ability to earn a living, find accomodation etc?

I've had fun drunkenly making out with girlfriends, but it was very much in the (annoying) "I Kissed A Girl" vein of experience.

So...no.

While I appreciate that women can be beautiful, I have absolutely no desire to have any physical interaction.

I couldn't get it up. And I ain't eating no pussy.

Goldstar lesbian here. OP didn’t ask me but fuck it, it’s interesting and I caught it scrolling so I’ll answer anyway (sorry OP if that’s against your rules, block or FF my reply if you want).

Counter-questions—how nice (and nice-looking) is the guy, and how much do I get paid in takehome?

If there’s definitely +300-500k tax-free and NSA in it for me, and he’s not too awful a person (a fat hideous abhorrent soulless raping pig a la Harvey wouldn’t be worth the therapy bills), then I’ll totally do it. I’d also fuck a cute gay man if asked—in fact, that might not be so bad as fucking a straight gay, as at least we could bond over shared trauma and maybe laugh about how absurd the situation is.

It’s a very unpleasant thought, regardless, as I’ve never fucked a man and have never been enticed by dick (it’s pretty gross, in my eyes), but reality bites. Sad fact is, for me that much money could instantly buy me a starter home or pay off my student debt; I may be w/w in this unfortunate economy and crushing patriarchy, but I’m not dumb and I’m not about to live under a bridge with methheads if I don’t have to.

But I’d insist on disguising myself to film—say with big glasses or coloured contacts, wig/extensions, draggy Kartrash makeup & ratchet nail extensions, stockings/garter belt covering my birthmark, a fake accent or movie-star voice—just to make sure no-one I know who could stumble across it online would recognise it was me. Having to do it au natural and/or using my real name might change my answer, as I have straight cousins & siblings as well as coworkers who watch a variety of porn (shudder to think of them seeing....) That would depend how desperate I was for income and whether or not I had a place to stay at the time.

But on a serious tip—legalise porn, let workers unionise, tax them and put them on payroll. Introduce auditing and health & safety checks. The industry is exploiting and breaking women and gay men in their thousands, all for the sake of some grimy glamour and scummy profiteers’ pockets.

in a heartbeat. Well, how much are we talking here?

Speaking of Ross Matthews, my recent Southwest flight attendant was Ross' doppelganger, and i mean in ALL ways. Uncanny, actually

Christ on a crutch R9. Take an Ativan.

Sure. Especially I a pop a viagra I'm sure I could do it.

Gay men have been impregnating women through all of human history.

I’ll eat pussy for free. Yeah, I said it. FF me!!!

Didn't Alexander the Great have 2-3 kids? He was GAY.

I'm with the Goldstar. For enough dough and the pussy is free of STDs, I'll bite...nibble, lick and fuck too.

How much we talking here? Hmm.

The difference between our Lesbian friend at R9 and the gay men on this thread is that she doesn't have to worry about getting it up.

A little lubricant and you close your eyes and think of England.

That's something many straight women do--I can't imagine Melania is the slightest bit turned on by sexing Twitler

But a gay guy needs to be able to keep an erection and it's not like Viagra creates instant and permanent erections.

Good question. I genuinely doubt I could get and/or sustain an erection with a woman, even a genuinely beautiful and exciting one.

I'm reminded of this when gay guys fantasize that any straight man can be "had" (eg, "a mouth is just a mouth" etc.) Or when others keep telling me how "flexible" sexual orientation is for us all.

My penis is 100% gay, thanks, and staying that way.

LOL@R9 Babydyke, I hope you get your money, girl!!

I'm of the pan variety but what I realized early on...it's just a human being. We aren't that different. What matters is...is it a sexy nice person? Gender is less important than that, imho....I can't imagine anyone saying No to Rhianna Or Harry Styles....comes down to the person.

You just wrote that to trigger the Maiden Aunties R20

Straight women have been fucking men they weren't really into for centuries out of sheer necessity: An unmarried woman was a social pariah dependent on relatives for basic bed and board. Even marrying a hairy troll of a man was better than that. It's amazing what humans can be induced to do when survival is at stake.

Yes, for one billion dollars.

R9 Women have been spreading their legs for men they are not attracted to in exchange for things they want forever. It's not that hard when you don't have to get an erection like men.

[quote]I can't imagine anyone saying No to Rhianna Or Harry Styles....comes down to the person.

Well, R20 you’ll understand that reality’s completely different when you grow up.

Elderghey here and I wouldn’t fuck either one.

Porn is really destroying y'all. DL is becoming a cesspool of self hating fetishists cunts.

Go straight—not bi? Of course. Gay men love straight. That’s why so, so many gay men are passionate about the trans shit, that Milo person received thousands of requests for his ex-gay clinic in Florida. Sad world.

I love how so many of you say you COULD do it for pay, but no way would that mean they are bi or straight.

Yet then when a straight guy does gay porn, they are automatically definitely bi or gay.

What's an elderghey? I'm in my late 40s. I should qualify.

Oh wait, I have to sign it. Anyway, I'm old but I guess still open minded.

R9 you're a whore, darling.

I'd argue that sexuality is a spectrum r28. I'm a kinsey 5, not a kinsey 6. I call myself gay, but if you want to say BI, sure, that's fine too.

Kinsey- that shit.

Here we come the Kinsey scale clowns to prove their stupidity that's "everyone is bi", ffs.

Biphobia doesn't exist but should exist.

Kinsey is the most useful and sensible to date. None better.

Some Gay men in centuries past, have had a surrogate impregnate their wife if they were wealthy or royal. I would have to do likewise. I could not.

Dr John Money, the man who coined “gender identity” and who brought us the trans and the “LGBTQ” and the “non-binary”, “sexual fluidity”—his legacy and work has brought us to where we are today with regards to all of that—he was a big believer in Kinsey.

[Quote] they were wealthy or royal.

You mean like a queen?

But seriously, it still happens today in traditional complex societies.

[quote] I couldn't get it up. And I ain't eating no pussy.

Agree, I ain’t going to be made to eat no box

Sure, OP. It's only an issue for people who aren't whores, right? Simple as that. You're a clever one.

R31 hah! Not yet, I’m not. Everyone has a price, and nine is extremely high to deter most people from even asking. Quality control, don’t’cha know.

So I’ll either die very broke and unsullied by man, or I’ll grit my teeth through an encounter and manage to get by easier. I’m not making a profession out of it, and I’m sure as hell not doing it cheap. I’d rather work on a garbage-truck or in a bottling plant than fuck men for money, but if a rich horny handsome idiot crosses my path...

Well yes, I think I could, but it would be most helpful if there were another man in the room at the same time. He may or may not have sex with the woman and me, but I would like him to be there just for peace of mind and maybe some encouragement. I don't really want to be alone in the same room with a woman. I'll do it if I have to, but I would prefer not.

For $500k, perhaps. Anything less, no...not worth it.

A ton of closet cases have faked it voluntarily rather than be a bachelor so I think plenty could. You just have to ehm, think about other things to get hard.

Robert Wolders did it for decades, didn't he?

R32, that's why things are so fucked up, you bi men are labelling yourselves as gay men. The thing is no matter what the motivation, you move from gay to bisexual and that is an active and current agenda gay men should be aware of. There are agendas. Weren't there issues with John Money's personal life?

Queens, If Miss Elton could fuck a snatch, even the maryest of Marys could do it! Hit a little coke, do a little poke!

Eat shit R47

R47 you eat a little shit every time you rim an ass

R49, Is that you Elton? If not fuck off conversionist.

There's a flex and fuk bodybuilder that comes on Datalounge. I was in the gym one morning and after he finished his workout, a guy followed him into the showers and he serviced the bodybuilder. As he walking out of the gym, a woman starts talking to him and they leave gym together. They go in his pickup truck and he proceeds to fuck her in pickup rocking back and forth. He's a real musclepig. He will breed most anything.

I just watched the Jack Wrangler documentary, and he did it. However, it would take the ability of a porn star to do something so loathsome.

I ate pussy and fucked it in high school just to shrug off the gay rumors. you bet your ass I'd do it for cash. That mortgage ain't paying itself.

Not even if my life depended on it.

The jury's still out, frankly.

this is why I don't get why straight men in prison can have sex with other men

I guess men and women -- and gay men and straight men -- are wired differently.

No. Never. Not a chance.

It would have to be a life-changing amount of money.

And I'd definitely need a Quaalude®.

How could one stay hard? Impossible.

Yeah I could, I would probably need to get hard through another man first though but once I'm hard I think I could fuck a pussy - might take some viagra just to make sure I stayed hard enough to fuck, but a hole's a hole it's still going to feel good.

Think of all the shitty soul-sucking jobs we work for pay. Is fucking the gender we're not attracted to really so much worse? Especially if it was a one-time deal in exchange for life-changing money. Are you seriously saying you wouldn't fuck a woman for 10 million dollars?

I've done it for free because you have to try everything in life. For tax-free generous pay, sure why not? You think sex workers like it? It's a job, not supposed to be fun.

A gay man who would do such a thing is worthless, it's conversion therapy. It would be an attempt to pussy whip gay men like straight men. White woman want to control straight men, gay men, white men, black man with the pussy. You have to draw the line. I'm not giving up my identity for that shit. You all give women too much power. Like the woman who made this thread. I already FF'd this thread. I bet that stupid woman from whatever year made this thread. She's obsessed with gay dick.

A straight bitch from 2015 keeps making these threads. WE don't need or want your pussy, DIE ALREADY!

Those pornhub videos are pathetic and homophobic, only made to make gay men look like circus animals. The pay is a pittance just a humiliation exercise for mockery. Sexuality abuse.

are we talking trans - preop or postop, drunk frau/hag, angry lesbian feminist with a strapon or a pop diva and no prenup?

I genuinely don't think I could. I'm literally the gayest gay who ever gayed, a Platinum Star Gay as Jack put it in Will & Grace. I'm more likely to swap make-up tips with a woman than any bodily fluid.

Never. I would start dry heaving, and eventually vomit. Strictly gold star here.

Cancel pussy

r69 but without vagina, where would scifi horror flicks be?

predator, alien, starship troopers, the thing.

vaguely male homoerotic horrors just don't work as well.

Fuck no.

I have such an aversion to pussy that I absolutely refused to be born naturally and had to be removed by C-section.

Hell yeah. Depends on how much money I am being paid. Porn is a business. Just like any job sometimes you have to do stuff you don’t necessarily like. I would not be thrilled about fucking some of those little femme gay boys either.

Your sexuality is not part of your job sociopath.

R73 it is when you fuck for a living, ignoramus.

That comment refers to non-pornies you stupid fuck

R74, eat shit and die, you fucked up homophobe.

FF this homophobic thread.

R76 I am GAY, you dumbshit. R75 the fucking post starts out with OP talking about a suspected gay man fucking a woman on Pornhub for pay. So how is this NOT about porn? Som of y'all need your meds.

Fucking is not like a day at the office, that comparison was stupid. That idiot who is prob straight was reaching.

I can fuck women no problem. I like pussy. I just don't like women and hate kissing them. But sticking it in and getting off....easy.

NFW

R80, it's obvious you're not gay. The OP is talking about gays going straight.

Musclewhore pig bodybuilder. I got high sex drive and can fuck women and men.

Been there, done that.

There are some guys who are genuine Kinsey 4-5 on the scale. They are primarily interested in guys, but once in awhile with females, "It's all good."

R85 - I agree. The majority that say they could NEVER do it must be Ross Matthews level. I screwed around with women in high school so, give me some booze and some cash (or even a new phone or laptop...hell a gift card at Amazon) and I am pounding that hole into oblivion no matter who it belongs to.

R86, you're a stupid busexual cunt .

"Gay" pussyfuckers and fake gay men who make out with women are BISEXUAL CUNTS. You mother fuckers are obviously not gay and self-loathers at that. We would all be better off if you would drop dead.

The OP is straight woman who posted tbese topics in 2015, don't humor here.

It’s not worse than playing air guitar.

Oh here comes the "gay Gestapo" who get to define who is and isn't gay...in 2021. Gay men have been impregnating women for millenia...it was a must for survival and quality of life. Hello, 99% of humans lived off the land and needed as many offspring as possible to help them work the land, handle the animals, do chores...there was no GrubHub, no Wal Mart, nothing. To think all those men, including serfs, peasants, and farmers were straight or gays who had the means and courage to ask other men to impregnate their wives shows ignorance and lack of logic. Let me guess...millennials?

r91, those fuckers were OBVIOUSLY not gay. And we're not talking about your peasant ancestors we talking about modern times. If you are inside a woman, you're not gay. Bisexual cunt.

Yes