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most hot chips aint even hot

so dissapionting

by Anonymousreply 2May 6, 2021 8:31 PM

Eat 7,100 bags of them and then take 371 raw loads, then get back to us, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1May 6, 2021 7:35 PM

Hey, problem child. Do you want your mommy to find out?

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most hot chips aint even hot so dissapionting

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my ex offered me $1 million to go back to him idk i have better offers

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by Anonymousreply 2May 6, 2021 8:31 PM
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