Armie Hammer spotted in the Cayman Islands

I love the banana-print dress on the lady next to him. That’s genius.

Are those track marks? He looks like warm shit.

He looks lovely. It's a crazy world where any one of us can be destroyed by some accusations and innuendos.

R3 Yeah. It could happen to anyone lol.

R3 which he has made zero effort to denounce in over 5 months . Carry on, Charmie.

Talking of Charmies :

I can't breathe. I think it's the same shirt. t's soon CMBYN anniversary and he's wearing the same t shirt that he wore on set. It was during the scene where Elio is crying when Oliver left and he's talking to Marzia. It was almost over. Everyone were already so sad and Armie came on set anyway to be there for Timmy. And they knew it was almost over, they knew it was soon the time for them to say goodbye to each other and to Italy ...

MY FUCKING HEART.

R6 Its HER FUCKING BRAIN she needs to be worried about

I agree that he phoned paparazzi. He gave Sun an exclusive probably to annoy his ex and Effie but unfortunately they needed to include the gory details of his allegations. But the very public seating and fact this isn’t at his hotel (they probably didn’t give him permission to shoot there) and fact the details of the no alcohol were leaked to ensure the courts are ok with this, suggest he had something to do with these pictures.

He must need to be sober to see his kids.

R8 We know (because he told us) that he had to take a court-ordered drug test before seeing his kids in December.

Um, we've seen this before.

The fact his shit father has him by the balls is most pleasing to me. Being financially dependant on your dad (who you hate) at 34 lol. No wonder he wants to be a dom with women, he has no power in his family relationships.

R11 Really? Lol. I heard Elizabeth had control of his money before. The trustees of his Trust Fund must be watching him quite closely. He'll fall of the wagon as soon as he's out of GC. They better keep him on a tight leash.

This sudden return now that Effie posted about cops being useless makes me think they threw out her case. But the fact he was in hiding before is very suspect. He was literally hiding until the coast was clear.

Do innocent men need to hide?

His fans actually think these photos are a GOOD thing? All the articles are running with variations of 'look how chill he is, doesn't give a fuck about [takes opportunity to reiterate the rape allegations in detail]'.

^ Speaking of the culties, I had to look away after reading the following:

So Armie aka the sexiest risk taker is still thriving? How fortunate. Hope to see him with Tim soon. :)

😀

R15 debbie and co. think he looks sooo good in these pics, unbothered i think they call it lol.

R12 he basically has to ask his dad for lunch money lol. I can see why he would rather find a woman (or a few of them) to cover his everyday costs of living. He doesn't buy new clothes, he just need his gfs to cover food and gas money (and drugs/alcohol money) and a give him a place to crash when he's fed up with his daddy, also ofc they have to be willing to satisfy his kinks....I wouldn't even be surprised if eventually came out that Simpi and her Simpletons are sending him money lol. i'm joking ofc, but on the other hand Simpi def would if he told her to lol.

I've seen Call Me By Your Name twice, but I never picked up on the t-shirt thing. How obsessed with the 'Charmie' fantasy do you have to be to notice details like that? It's weird and unhealthy.

R19 that shirt wasn't even in the film. He wore it one day, bts. That's how obsessed they are.

He's still sexy. I'd still hit that

I'd take Taron Egerton over Armie Hammer anyday. He'd look at me like he did Hugh Jackman. At least he'd learn to.

R10 wins the thread

I still think he will end up killing and eating a girl down there.

I still think it's wrong that this guy lost his career over a sexual kink.

No, he lost his career because he communicated perverse desires over A VERIFIED SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNT.

If he didn’t want to get caught, he would have used a burner account like any idiot would do. He wanted to get caught and deserves to lose his career.

There is now a certain faction of trashy men and women who never gave a shit about him before but now that he is "cancelled" immediately rush to his side to defend him from "cancel culture."

I have this vision of a pack of local Cayman women chasing him off the beach into the brush and devouring him.

[quote]There is now a certain faction of trashy men and women who never gave a shit about him before but now that he is "cancelled" immediately rush to his side to defend him from "cancel culture."

Cancel culture didn't do him in. Thirst culture and clout chasing did.

He's not relaxed and unbothered though because he was literally in hiding for 5 months.

His family must be so embarrassed.

R29 His family are trash too

R13 I agree. Her post alone didn't convince me, but the public sighting in the same week seems to suggest that they threw out the case. I mean she literally sad he never raped her. Don't know what everyone was expecting. Can't wait for the tantrum😄

Has anyone got any Charmie Be Gone spray?

R32 cockroaches always survive.

R31 even if the LAPD don't file charges, you understand that doesn't mean he is innocent, right? I know critical thinking isn't exactly a skill a lot of his fans seem to have but this is pretty easy to grasp

R34 Didn't stop you from believing he's guilty because someone accused him of a crime. I know the concept innocent until proven guilty is hard to grasp for dummies but here we are.

R35 lol even if he were convicted you and your idiot friends would still clame he was set up.

The people hoping and praying the case gets thrown out are going to be very disappointed soon. It’s going to be glorious watching the new excuses they’ll try to come up with.

He's guilty. He hid for 5 months.

Can’t wait for the Charmie meltdown when the realize the LAPD investigation is still on going. Oh, and, Charmie is not real.

[quote]He's guilty. He hid for 5 months.

Hid? On the same island where he's spent nearly all of the past 14 months? Please. Guilty or not, the paps were surely more than sufficient reason to head to the Caymans (and even if he hasn't been papped, he's been going out & about – two friends spotted him there, on separate days/occasions, in recent months).

R40 He's a social media gob-shite who hasn't said a fucking word in months

So yeah - hiding!

Lots of down-voting going on over at reddit right now...

Charmies are swarming

R42 That’s a sure sign they are pressed and defensive. Wonder if the constant reminders to the public about the accusations have got their bile churning?

He looks very good actually. Stress has done wonders on him

R43 Even that lindieface gender traitor has popped by

[quote]He's a social media gob-shite who hasn't said a fucking word in months. So yeah - hiding!

...from psychotic-stalker "charmies" who destroyed their dream by outlining kinky sexual interests with *women*? Hell, I'd do the same!

R44 He's a fug. Are those track marks on his arms?

i love him no matter what.

R40 Hiding is what he did before phoning the paparazzi. He said it himself. If you ever see him papped you know he's sold his soul. Probably needs the cash.

R44 His life force is the fat of middle aged monicunts on datalounge. What a glow up.

R49 What soul?

R40 Cayman has a strict covid protocol. There's no heading to Cayman for a shot of a fug actor who's scandal can't even retain interest.

Why y'all so pressed?

I thought your were happy to see him looking so fresh and free?

R53 They’re confused. Their leader simpi mentioned him being kink shamed. Being the head Charmie, she's not expected to believe he's had sex with these women.

R54 His own lawyer said he'd boned these women...

R55 I mead, admittedly he's rather de-bone them...

R56 Gosh my spelling has really gone to shit. Must be my Bulgarian side-personality taking over.

R57 It's called dementia.

R58 Your cannabis-addled cannibal king is the master of memory loss.

He sure couldn't remember those safe words...

Telling someone to "Eat Me" can take on a whole new meaning.

R59 Did he forget to sign something?

R61 An NDA?

Mind you they cost cash and it looks like his dad only gives him lunch money once every five months.

Why would he sign an NDA? I'm obviously talking about the old hags who want his signature.

Is Enty smoking DMT now?

It took him 12 years to grow the balls to leave her. Tell that to the judge.

A grown-ass man but he takes no accountability for his choices and actions.

Oh dear.

No idea if the translation is accurate

Oh dear Mr Hammer. When will you do something? Are we playing 10 Little Indians with your projects?

There's a new blind that he's going to blame it all on his ex. Makes me recall when their divorce was announced, someone had leaked that he left her bc of BLM. This was before we discovered she actually left him and most likely for his freaky, predation.

Close your eyes and make a wish 🤗

R70 That is a rather pathetic manipulated photograph. Is this what Charmie have been reduced to? With zero content, they must manufacture their own and shop it around as real?

R71 that's all they've ever done. Their true claim to fame is slowing down interview clips to highlight how into each other they were. They have it down to a science but at the end of the day, it is all manufactured and made up in their fevered little brains

They're having some kind of nostalgia melt down right now.

Simpi is pumping out Charmie slides at a rate of knots and RainbowDouche is up in her feelings as usual.

Must be some kind of made-up anniversary

The Kool-Aid must have been renewed.

This is how they always operate. Real life starts to bleed into their cult haze, so the leaders feed them with "memories" to remind them why they are all there. Keep the sheep in line.

He has fuzzy arm hair like a red haired. yech.

Not Debbie telling Gal Gadot to shut her hole

Yaaaay! Please more popcorn, please? It is a required enhancement of our viewing pleasure of watching simpi and the charmie to swarm Gal and the Wonderwoman fandom.

R77 Debbie is my fave. I have a very clear picture in my head of what she looks like lol.

Now imagine he was a poor kid - he would have been sitting in jail for months until the accusations are cleared because he can’t afford bail. This is why bail needs to be eliminated - and the concept of innocent until proven guilty needs to be reinstated in the US. Public destruction based on accusations needs to end.

R80 lol chill. He reaped what he sowed. Nobody will cry because a B list actor fucked up his own career...and no one will miss him in Hollywood, there are hundred better actors then him around. Also there are plenty of innocent people in jail and plenty of guilty people are free.

R80 Why would he or your imaginary friend need bail?

No-one has been charged with anything yet.

He's free to clear his name any time he likes.

He hasn't been silenced, he's just been silent.

R79 Debbie is like Pygmalion if 'Enry 'Iggins hadn't been arsed.

Pyg-ignorant if you like

Her spelling alone is a war crime.

Debbie is the most deliciously hilarious fruitbat. I wonder which of the tumblrinas she is?

R84 the strange thing is i don't think she's one of the Tumblr crowd. I think she's one of the weirdos that has become obsessed with defending him very recently. There are a few of them like that.

Oh gawd R85 - so she's like those nutters who marry incarcerated serial killers.

R86 pretty much.

His future Projects will star him and James Franco directed by Brett Ratner and produced by Kevin Spacey.

R88 all poor victims of false accusers by debbie's standard, after all none of these men were convicted lol. Only Weinstein and Cosby ever did anything wrong in HW, because we all know only the court of law is the only thing that matters.

R89

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R91 The twitter dragging is fabulous.

R92 I may have taken part..

This is my date Mr and Mrs Armie Hammer

Josh Duhamel was clearly lying through his ass... he couldn't be more tickled pink at Armie's downfall. He's pleased as punch that Armie's excommunication from HW is his gain... he can now have the career Armie would've had. This year is his Renaissance... with Jupiter's Legacy and now this? Josh Duhamel is probably thanking his lucky stars that Armie's secret has finally come out.

R95 Shame he's just shot himself in the dick then

Josh is 10x the man looks, personality, talent wise. The fact he was the second thought is baffling and unjust. Money and connections mean a lot in Hollyweird. So unfair that a hack like Hammer had a career at all.

The thing is, Armie can try for a comeback but he’s persona non grata from any decent circles or networks. He’s worse than Franco and Spacey because At least Franco and Spacey had talent.

When are Next Goal Wins and Death On The Nile coming out?

Well this should be interesting

There was someone on Reddit awhile back who said that everyone on the island knows he has a girlfriend and they’ve been together awhile and she has met his family and everything. I wonder if it’s the same girl.

R100 She'll be used to bites...

Debbie just blocked me on Twitter

Where am i going to get my daily dose of dumbness now?

Yeah, I can still read it but provoking her was the best bit.

Oh dear. Rainbow Doofus is not taking this news well at all. They get 5 minutes of joy from Josh and then BAM!!!

*sigh* back to ignoring all of this again #as soon as my hopes get up more bullshit crawls out of the woodwork#i cant decide if the people article is from team liz or his side#it is very neutral#i have no idea#this helps cure me#of my emo charmie mood#back to distancing and trying to not be bitter lol

Charmies since January: the tide is finally turning! good news is coming!

Narrator: the tide was not, in fact, turning, nor was there good news coming

R105 Its a poo-nami!

Awwwww…. Today was some kind of Charmie anniversary, wasn’t it?

R107 Who knows. What's important is that you remembered.

R108 I always remember these things. I order extra popcorn on these days. So far, this month, it has been wise planning in my part. Did you want to share some of mine?

R104 Damn, I wish she hadn’t blocked me. I could have used some of her tears. She’s such as toxic POS. Nobody deserves it more.

This comment on DM article describes his grossness perfectly, “ Regardless of his aggressions, possessiveness and arrogance, I think he is really off putting. Something repulsive about him.” Even when he was trying to act normal and be charming in interviews something creepy just always leaked out. Same with Oliver role, he couldn’t stop the underlying predatory vibe he gave off.

Has anyone thought about how much of this drama could have been avoided without goddamned social media?

Josh Duhamel has aged like a fine wine - he is hotter than he was when he was younger. And i agree with a poster upthread: he has the looks, personality and can actually act. He deserves to be a bigger star than he is and maybe now is his time.

Fun fact: i saw him about 15+ years ago at Disneyland getting on the Matterhorn. We were near the front of the line when he and someone else were escorted through the entrance they reserve for people in wheelchairs. He was pretty hot back then too. He kind of always seems like he has a half smile on his face. Honestly didn't notice who the other person was, i was a little starstruck. I had been living in LA for awhile so i know how to act fairly low-key when you see celebrities out and about, but i definitely took notice of him (not gawking, casual side-eyeing).

R112 You mean hidden and covered up?

Lmao how's the charmie cult going to spin this new woman story? I thought he only did PR sham relationships with fame whores, not dental hygienists? And love how they were dragging the shit out of Duhamel when he got the role, but now of course he's a 'gent'.

R115 weren’t the girlfriends to hide his PR relationship with Timothee? Why would he be doing that now he’s been accused of rape from his PR gfs? Now that he’s in the clear for the custody hearing, shouldn’t he now be running hand and hand with his lover? The only people who believe Charmie are very lonely, unintelligent hags who are actually very homophobic in their characterization of gay men.

The ringleaders are paid. You can’t convince me otherwise. They keep him relevant and look at how they protected him. Simpi even deactivated her incriminating tumblr account to work full time to clear his name. Now she is back shopping cmbyn feels to the sheep.

His image reclean is happening now. The dentist, Josh’s kind words, are just the start.

Armie is arrogant and crazy. He actually thinks good PR will work for him when it’s not gotten him anywhere in his career to date.

R112 no chance of that. Hammer will be back on social media spewing his nonsense ASAP. Waiting for his first woke post followed up with lots of un woke clapbacks.

Yep, he'll choose some social issue as an opportunity to start woke/rage-tweeting again, as if none of this has happened.

I disagree that Simpi's paid.. She's a complete embarrassment and doesn't keep him relevant in the public eye, just feeds her minions and those of us who get a kick from hate-watching this shitshow. He's obviously pissed about being linked to Chalamet after all these years and wants to be taken seriously as an artist (ahem) in his own right, so the last thing he'd do is turn to head of the charmie cult to boost his personal brand. Honestly if you look at some of the other more rabid charmies (eg that rmk imbecile), they defend him in online forums around the clock because they're consumed by their obsession with a fantasy ship, not because they're on the payroll.

Having said that, he would look so hilariously pathetic if it came out that he was in fact paying Simpi, maybe I should get behind that theory... for entertainment purposes!

r116 No, the Chamie loons think the dental woman is Timothee.......

Anonymous asked: Was the dental hygienist like around 5'11" , dark and curly hair, green eyes ..? Because we know someone of that sort MIA for quite sometime now.. so the possibilities of the aforementioned 'Staycation' out in the East (other side of the island) are... just saying!

(PR team ran out of ideas and took a real narrative and added non problematic 'dental hygienist' tbh😜)

R119 dying with laughter over here... Timothee is the hygienist - of course! Well, he is in possession of teeth after all... That's evidence enough for those clowns.

I think Armie hates Charmies, but he knows his relevance is linked to Chalamet.

His family/friends follow Charmies and talk to the ringleaders regularly. This is a fact.

Hammer also talks directly to them.

Do any of the Charmies read English because Chalamet was photographed several times this past week in NYC and the Caymans is still closed.

Can I try to make some predictions? Hammer has begun his personal "restiling": paparazzi depicting him having lunch with friends, strictly non-alcoholic, communication given to the tabloids about his new "respectable" relationship with a good girl from GC who is a dental hygienist (this time without any paparazzi reports). And all close to the child custody hearing that should have been held these days. The hypotheses can be two: he has not obtained joint custody with EC and is desperately trying to restore an acceptable image of himself to the world or the lawyers who follow him in the divorce have managed to obtain joint custody and now he has more than ever need to present himself to the world as a credible father who is rebuilding a life for himself. Given that, as far as we know, the LSA police are still investigating him for the rape charge, this "publicity" move does not surprise me. We may also soon see him on a walk with his new GF. I read on tumblr that some are worried about this new girlfriend and her future with him, given the precedents. It is true that in any case the name "Hammer" corresponds to a well-known lineage in the Caymans. Honestly, I'm curious to see how it turns out.

Very curious to know who the lucky lady is! He can of course now use her as the perfect excuse to remain in the Caymans indefinitely, thereby avoiding the LAPD while working on his double chins and cringe-texting Young Impressionables from afar.

Nobody takes it out of my mind that EC was a great cover for him anyway. If it is true, as they say, that she was the one who filed for divorce, he may need a new image.

This dental hygienist would be a different target of women from those he was obviously used to. Respectable, respectable job, very different from what we've seen with Effie, Courtney, Paige etc. It sure doesn't seem random to me.

It is all a facade

He is basically unfixable, short of getting surgically castrated

But then he would probably ask to eat the testicles

He's targeted a woman with a middle-of-the-road job without aspirations to be famous so he can luxuriate in the power imbalance of being the big movie star with family money. Feeding his ego like the narcissistic prick he is, now that the real world has rejected him. Like someone said, the Hammers are big deals in Cayman, so he must be happy as a pig in shit there at the moment, not having to deal with pesky woke critics of his rapey habits.

R119 BTW: Je n'ai pas la pussy.

sorry to be the reality troll, Hammer has earned $30-50 million acting in the past 15 years. He's got plenty of money.

^ Wouldn't count on that.

Surely AH is not a penniless, he will have several million dollars from his past films. Not to mention his family's trust funds. It is also true, however, that despite the shitty situation she finds herself in, it remains a sort of myth to be conquered for any woman (especially for a Caymans town who knows the power of the Hammer family in the place). Women will always be attracted to him: handsome (so he is considered in every way), rich and now also with the perverse charm of the cursed.

I wonder if the poor woman realizes she's about to be harassed to within an inch of her life by a swarm of charmies 🐍

It's a straight forward image revamp but not very different fro his previous happy family, wholesome dad image he had before. Because amongst the obvious untreated, maybe untreatable mental illnesses he has , he also operates like someone on the autistic spectrum. Lots of routine, perhaps why the quarantine made him spiral the way it did, lots of compulsions. He seems like he's incapable of remaining hidden even to the extent that he has to put out Press releases about his new fake relationship at the expense of reviving headlines about his scandal. This is my personal favorite " armie-hammer-finds-a-woman-who-will-date-him-amid-rape-investigation" lol. Not to be topped by Perez Hilton's " Accused Cannibal Armie Hammer is apparently dating a new woman "

Who knows? Maybe we are facing the future Mrs. Hammer? Forecasts for the future: divorce, joint custody, a fucking acting career but maybe in the future a return as a producer or perhaps a writer, a new marriage and maybe another child. People like AH never completely sink ... ironically speaking.

Wasn’t Mimi Hammer a masseuse before becoming the future 2nd Mrs Hammer? Armie is just following in Big Daddy’s footsteps. Wife number 2 has health management skills specific to their kinks.

Never had great sympathy for EC but I hope that at least she can guarantee her children a less dysfunctional father.

If you go to thezenblonde’s IG stories, she talks about how this woman’s friend contacted her after that picture of them sitting next to each other at the restaurant came out and how she’sdidapponted they’re still together because she was hoping she would’ve dumped him after Effie’s press conference.

R138 Armie is already sunk. He had ambitions beyond working on B movies his daddy finances. He wanted to be Batman. LMAO remember that? And then Hawkman. LMAO

^^ that was for r135

R127 Why it got to be surgical?

Oh boy. Josh Duhamel replied to effie calling him out for defending Armie

R142 Link please

R143 in her ig stories

For those who are blocked by Effie, here it is. It appears Josh doesn’t think he is innocent, just that he is fixable. I see.

R145 Do these actors not have publicists to prevent this kind of thing?

By growing does he mean becoming a more accomplished rapist?

Imagine seeing this shit show and thinking - "Yeah, I'll have some of that!"

Real talk... who has the dental hygienist's insta? I'm nosy lol.

R148 Lets see if the blood oranges have appeared yet.

R149 someone said her name is Lisa. Idk if anyone can find her just based on that lol

Lisa Perejma, radaronline.com has already 2 articles out about them.

Isn't this the stage that they usually spilt up?

VF article: Armie is the fourth generation of sleazefuck Hammers. Armand, Julian, Michael, Armie. It's like there's some gene for this.

The girl better get ready to be inundated with attacks from crazy Charmies telling her how he only loves Timothee..

Lol she kinda looks like Paige.

She sure does

So.....

Armie getting ready for his dentist role play fantasy...

That's from 2015.She doesn't look like that anymore.At least her lips don't.

Failed model - tick

Fake lips - fick

Fake blonde - tick

All the boxes (holes)

R158 It says she is leaving the islands? Or is that from 2015?

R159 “Is it the safe word? Is it the safe word?”

She seems more natural than Paige or Courtney but also a lot more average looking. The most generic thin blonde girl ever.

R164 I wonder if he's been selling her nudes to pay for gas ?

What does he need gas for on the island?:)

R166 To drive to and from his staycations

Good point! Forgot about that.

R159 Sadly, likely accurate. Boggles the mind how little self-respect and common sense some women have. Do they not have the internet in the Cayman Islands?

Well if he’s as charming and manipulative as all his past conquests claim , he’s probably convinced her it’s all lies and she’s the first woman he’s fallen for since the divorce.

R169 my guess is it’s transactional. You be my cover so I can continue doing what I do. Like Liz. She won’t be the only one. Just the one daddy pays to stick around to try to make him seem monogamous. He thinks Simpi worked to discredit Effie when most people haven’t been watching this proceed. They just remember his allegations and his latest PR just reminded them of his rape charges.

PS. She looks like a hooker.

Dental technician by day, escort by night.

R172 Tsk

She's a 'nice girl'...

I guess at least if he 'bites the fuck' out of this one the police will know where to get his dental records...

Don't be like that, she might be a good girl!

RIP to the fax machine at her dental surgery that just got doxxed by OKMagazine

I know it's hilarious, but she and that office are going to get so much shit.

Despite all the Datalounge chat, he’s still very irrelevant. His articles get 1 or 2 views tops and Pagesix is even worse.

R177 she’s probably been compensated accordingly. *cough* escort *cough*

How do you guys even pretend to hate him when you're so incredibly jealous of every woman he dates? I see you already call her a whore like his ex-girlfriends. Do you have a nickname for her too? I know your dirty cunts are dripping just thinking about him, but don't disappoint me.

Exactly, R180.

R180 I wouldn't get to bent out of shape about it. If she's happy to date a man facing rape allegations she might also have some skeletons.

Also wasn't Courtney an escort? P?

R180 Yeah, so jealous. Such a lucky girl she is, getting physically abused and degraded by a drooling sociopath. Maybe that's your fantasy, but it's definitely not mine. By the way, I never called her a whore. I couldn't care less about her, but she seriously should watch out for herself. A man who enjoys torturing animals and inflicting pain on women is dangerous. Common sense and self-respect. You might try getting some.

No, Courtney wasn't an escort and this one is neither. She's just dating a man you're obsessed with and that doesn't mean she's a bad person who has skeletons in her closet.

R185 it does mean tho she has some issues, no self-respecting person would willingly have more than a ONS with Armie Hammer (i kinda miss Trash Daddy rip).

R180 Oh its you!

Why don't you go back telling us how no-one is going to the police, no articles are coming out and how Hollywood isn't phased by any of this.

That shit was funny

You know you're right when they're so pressed they're stalking your posting history😅 Still waiting for that LA Times article that dropped her when they found out she couldn't prove he raped her.

R188 Maybe you should put the LAPD in touch with the LA Time then?

Wait LA Times? What was the Vanity Fair, chopped liver?

R189 😂Still waiting. Come back to me in a few weeks babe. R190 You mean that rehashed article that was mainly about his family? Where was that big "Weinstein" exposè thoug? I'm sure Ronan Farrow is still writing.

R191 Jess probably is

I hope she's working on something, because at this point she can't call herself a writer anymore.

R193 By that logic Armie is an ex-actor?

He will be once his movie have come out and he doesn't land another job.

He's not working now so he's an ex-actor.

But do let me know the instant he gets a new role - I'll be waiting by the phone

Just like him

So you'll both be lazy and unemployed. Maybe try that astrology thing. I heard there's a huge market.

I see a blockage in Uranus...

There you go. Keep trying and you might actually get good at something.

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R200 That is some serious PR bullshit

Lol at Liz calling her a fat ugly cow

He really thinks dunking on his ex-wife is going to help?

This guy is clueless

She's a an attractive woman with a job. She might actually have a good influence on him.

R203 Every woman's dream...

Favourite Daily Mail comment so far ...

"We know what he did last summer"

Have the island residents been warned?

Barbecue boy getting roasted.

You love to see it.

Lmao Charmies are just getting wind of this now and they are PRESSED. It’s just more PR, of course, but they are so mad it’s like there’s a part of them that wonders if Armie may be a gross abusive womanizer after all???? Gasp!

R208 They're so close now....

Just waiting for Liz' response in People Magazine...

I’m in love with his feet

So what creepy fetishes is he able to act out with a dental hygienist girlfriend?

The Charmie meltdown is everything. All the players are spiraling. My bath of salty tears is almost ready.

She apparently works at a clinic on the seven mile beach but she’s not listed as working there. Can you say part time hygienist by day, possible male companion by night...

Which charmies are spiraling? I need my daily fix of WTF.

People aren’t buying the obvious PR with the hygienist/IG model wannabe. Once again, Armie jumped the gun too soon bc he has control issues. Wants so desperately to recover what he lost, he isn’t thinking that hiding was the only smart thing he’s done in ages. This isn’t working for him. My favorite Daily Mail comment is this one: “he so hot, lucky girl..... remember people, he never actually ate anyone so chill...” clearly one of his team (and is it now Tyler and Simpi working as PR- bc extremely amateurish).

Apparently the new girl is rad but the ex wife is terrorizing them. LMAO. Does he think anyone is going to fall for the obvious PR hitjob? Why Armie? Why are you so odd?

My personal fave from the Daily Mail comment section was, "It's all fun and games until he eats you." That says it all.

Does he really think he’s going to be able to pump out these fluff pieces without them including details of the rape and abuse allegations? The DM has thrown in a couple pics from his ’white powder’ fueled road trip for good measure.

Though Chanel and her minions have declared that the article has been planted by Liz 😱 As if she’d put that shit in there about calling the new chick fat and ugly. They really are a cult of imbeciles.

R218 oh no, that really is just dumb. I thought they were all just delusional but that's exposed them. In no way is this fluff piece anything but Armie Hammer trying to restore his reputation. But stupidly jumping the gun in the process because the rape allegations still need to appear. They're as dumb as he is.

What fun.

Do you really want to call other people dumb and delusional in the same sentence you claim that Armie is writing Daily Mail articles? Lmao.

The guy has no publicist, no agent but suuuure his "team" is doing PR... 😂

R220 his "team" are the usual suspects, the ex reality tv producer and the hotel owner. Think outside the box. These same people who feed the Charmie sheep who they want to keep fighting for him and ignoring the obvious contradictions of Armie's real life. Keep up, angry boy.

Of course, they're all on his pay roll after all and have to work day and night to restore his image. Who knew than an ex reality tv produver and a hotel owner have so much power to force newspapers to write exactly what they want.

🙄🙄🙄

Guys, guys, he obviously has new PR who are trying to restore his image by pushing these stories. That's how the business works. Not everything's a conspiracy theory.

So he's "happier and healthier than ever", is he? Now that he's free of his awful ex-wife and all those rotten bitches trying to bring him down! Is that the sub-text he's trying to peddle here?

I wondered when he'd start the blame game because it is, after all, everyone else's fault that he's a depraved psycho. Lmao that this deluded, skeevy mofo thinks anyone gives a rat's ass about his image now. Fuck off, Armie.

^ and before any fucking charmies chime in, yes, I realize he doesn't write the articles, but money talks and nothing appears in the media by accident.

Indeed, any charmies chiming in would try to convince us that Liz is behind the article, as per their newest spin on this embarrassing PR fail. For real, the amount of power they believe that woman wields.

R226 Unlike him who controls the media, am I right?

R227 It's not that deep. You just phone in a source to DM. They write it up. Happens all the time. That's what a PR team does. He doesn't have to be with Relevant to have a new PR team.

Why would the ex wife say he's "healthier and happier" and she is making his life hell. Not to mention if she hates the girlfriend why describe her as having a "good reputation" and have PR images of her looking sexy on the beach? Maybe they're trolling? They can't really believe this is anyone but him.

R224 the same with his failed career and Oscar chances. Always someone else was to blame for the failure. Never thought of acting school or different career. It was Casey Affleck, Sony Pictures, im sure he even blamed Timmy for acting too well. Never any personal accountability. What is the name of that psychological disorder?

R228 You're contradicting yourself. Does he have a team, or not? I thought he lost his entire team and is done forever? So he calls up all these magazines and tells them exactly what to write and they do it no questions asked?

R231 I'm just amazed that you've managed several posts in this thread without your usual 'Efrosina Angelova' schtick. We know you think all women associated with AH are liars/whores, so no need to be coy now. Let it allll out.

It seems clear to me that the "Armie team" (perhaps his island friends or perhaps the two Ramseys and the "desert team" who knows ...?) Have now "declared war" on Elizabeth. The sources feeding these tabloids can only be them, as Armie's PR dumped him. And, let's face it, these latest articles are pretty crude and crude. "Revelations" given only to raise even more dust. The intent to incite the "new" against the "ex-wife" and vice versa is evident. EC may not like us and may not like us but, from what little we know, it is she who has stayed with her children and who continues to provide for them. And those two poor children are the only two real victims: pawns in a legal battle between the two parents and their opposing supporters. As for Lisa ..... only the future will tell us if her fate will be that of Effie, Courtney, Paige or if she really represents a new chapter in the life of the B-list actor.

R232 And again changing the subject once you run out of arguments😅 Why so pressed though? Efrosina Angelova, the unemployed "model" who brags about sleeping with married men calles herself HOE. I'm just respecting her wishes.

R234 Hate to burst your bubble, but I wasn't the one you were arguing with above (because there's more than one of us... shocker!), so no change of subject required. Try harder, I guess? Maybe you could repost one of Simpi's risible debunking efforts again.

r230 ... and god damn that, that Nate Parker for HIS rape controversy! That was some of my best work. I was sure to be nominated!!

Deadass would be awkward to be a friend or family member of this new gf. When you know exactly the kind of kinks she has to be into to be with him...the perminent cringe on everyones face.

R237 or not be into but will be later coerced into like most of his exes.

^ I remember Courtney (?) said he'd get pouty and guilt trip her and give her the silent treatment if he didn't get what he wanted. Relentless and exhausting, what a fucking baby.

Being tied-up like a hog every day cause he can't get it up otherwise, exhausting.

Armie Hammer really is an unflushable turd

Just go already!!!

Shoo

Oh Lord the Charmies are spinning and spiralling :

Are people still so naive about social media to not understand that many celebrities have social media managers to handle their public SM accounts? For all we know, AH’s inexplicable SM activity could all be the work of some clueless SM intern with an axe to grind or who had specific instructions from someone who does.

“I know Elizabeth was sending [Lisa] horrible messages from a fake Instagram account,” our insider says. “I was shocked with her behavior.”

Sure Jan

Wasn't there an ENTY blind saying the next tactic was blame Liz? Not that he’s reliable or anything.... I can’t see her taking this well though.

Whether Liz said or didn't say the lame derogatory comment about the new girlfriend is so trivial in the face of everything Harmie has said and done that the alleged comment was forgotten the moment I read it. He's trying to blame Liz for his being a sociopath? Perhaps blame Effie too? I suppose it was "her kinks" that compelled him to bash her head into a wall repeatedly? How absurd and pathetic. So completely on brand for him. Such a vomitous excuse for a man.

Perez reckons saying means things just meant someone warning Lisa about what a creep Armie is

Seems legit

AH to her children: "Hopsey, Fordy ... meet Lisa, the future mother of your future little brother or sister" hahahaha .... dysfunctional families grow up ...

R247 On that note

Jess just got asked about advice on miscarriages and she said -

I've had two. One, I grieved. The other I was grateful for.

According to Charmie, Armie’s social media is managed by an intern. Ok… so it it the intern that posted King Shit? And the intern posted all the BLM woke stuff? And also the intern who got into an argument with a black armie stan? Does the intern kinda sorta look snd sound like Armie too?

R248 Link?

R250 Can somebody buy Debbie a dictionary please

I can't link to the original as its private

Was Jess going to get pregnant with A? I missed this one ....

Jess has long implied that her brief dalliance with Armie was traumatic for her and that she’s waiting till she’s ready to share her story. People can argue over whether she’s lying or exaggerating but I bet the miscarriage thing will be part of her story. She’s been hinting about it for awhile (the deleted pregnancy test story for example) and she has seemed extremely angry toward him for what was presumably a very short fling.

*ahem*

Paige is in the Caribbean :)

R254 OMG Timmy had an abortion!

From that BG piece: 'Perhaps one day she will tell her own story'. Really sounds like it's Jess.

r254 "He was an ugly and sick man who took pleasure in hurting women. Long story short, there is no more baby."

Yikes. Is this implying that he did something physically to make her miscarry? I hope I'm reading it wrong, because if he did, he needs to be put down.

I’d allow him to dom me, tie me up and foot fist me.

Do it

Debbie doing us blocked types a solid by publishing Effie's Q&A

'ghost your children and get caught w teenagers'

Man down!!!

The finsta has lost a follower/following.

I hope we have another rat lol

R254 "Was the pregnancy planned or unplanned?"

R256

Was the punch in the stomach planned or unplanned?

I think maybe Armie should go to one of Liz' safe sex piñata parties?

Considering how many people he was sleeping with its amazing he didn't use condoms - they stop pregnancies apparently...

Liz' would have to get some new ones though. Those large ones would slip off.

Debbie is doing a top notch job publicising Effie's AMAs lol.

Not chanel starting endless convos about how Liz has no friends

Who's going to tell her?

Chanel, love, everybody hates you and thinks you smell. They told me.

They laugh at you behind your back.

Oh and Henry Cavill said fuck off.

R268 I don’t think it means what she thinks it means.

R268 the charmies on Twitter are by far the dumbest of the lot. Debbie is their queen and collectively they are keeping the scandal relevant to anyone interested. Idiots.

Hahahaha are the Charmies still spiralling over the Lisa news? Or the news that Timothée may be in Paris with Lily? Chanel goes to her fave whipping boy, Liz (it’s her happy place). Razzledazzle vomits nonsense (literally) from her keyboard. Simpi is on post 80543 in the past 12 hours. All is as it should be.

R286 No one cares about your dumb ama. If you were relevant people would be talking about it on their own and you wouldn't have to advertise it on here.

R273 Wow. You're talking to future Effie now.

Your power!

R264 Wow is that site offensive, cult-like, and beyond the boundaries of taste and decency. (Not the sex acts themselves, but coopting a celebrity's image to portray sex acts is just wrong.) I wonder if Timothée ultimately regrets making that dull little movie now. I know it made his career, but at what cost?

^

R275 True, everything has a price. He most definitely regrets all that cringeworthy gaybaiting with the r@pey, creep who played the child groomer.

^^Timmy overdid his fake admiration to promote the movie. He will be more cautious in the future. Armie probably gave him dangerous vibes. I’m sure he felt something was off and probably thought he shouldn’t cross him. See the first Sundance screening when he asks him multiple times if they were really friends. He’s not sure.

One of Debbie's Twitter loon mates LARPING as an impartial lawyer (HH Lawyers at law perhaps?)

I haven't made it past the first few lines of cringe. I'll have a go tonight with a stiff gin in hand.

I guess that blind about A relying on 'independent' blogs to tell his side of the story might not be that far off.

R279 And the one saying he's going to blame the wife is also accurate. All the Debbie's crew are now 100% on board blaming Liz. He has a leak. Maybe the same person who leaked the Finsta.

R279 The "impartial lawyer" has just over 100 followers. This is a pretty desperate strategy if real. Who does he hope to reach? Does anyone even care about this anymore?

How come there's still no nudes??

I think she's just a useful idiot loon.

Great mates with that donut Debbie.

His fans will amplify the article though.

R283 Amplify it to who? His fans are an echo chamber. They're all underground in their delusional little Charmie circles. Most people still believe he's a cannibal rapist and won't look further.

R284 Yup. But they will still wang it to everyone on twitter who mentions his name

The child of God has something to say :

I would’ve stuck around for ya. Fought the whole town for ya. But you took out popcorn and watch as my rep went down. You sent me a clear message and taught me hard lesson. Thought it would kill me but it didn’t. Now it’s all so nice - all peace in my mind. It isn’t love or hate, it’s just indifference. ❤️

I find it funny they are trying to prove his legal innocence. Like does anyone truly believes he was ever going to be formally charged? Lol i wasn't. He's a narcissistic piece of shit, always was and always will be. Courts and guilt have nothing to do with it.

R287 that's the problem too. We all know the odds he will be inducted are slim, but guarantee these loons will claim that means he is innocent.

The idiot 'lawyer' is back...

An “exposé” of one side of a conversation is proof of nothing except the ill-intentions of those releasing it

Other gems await you.

Oh lord. Is she now trying to reverse her argument that Effie and Armie didn’t even have a sexual relationship? Simpi won’t like that. She’ll make Simpi angry. Do I need more popcorn?

Rainbow Douchebag not taking Deux Moi's new blue checkmark well..

I will be forever pissed if Armie doesn’t at least try to sue this asshole for defamation. They took an active role is pushing shit about him and I don’t think their disclaimer will legally cover their ass when they aren’t just posting submissions but actively pushing angles and receiving money to do so.

Charmies and their suing for defamation fetish...

The Dementing of Debbie intensifies..

WHET Effie?

Is Debbie alright? She seems more crazed than normal. Almost frantic.

R294 Her accounts are being reported so she's more hyper than usual.

Of course she thinks Effie is doing it to her personally because she's that important.

They're all spiralling - reddit is a shit show since a few of the loons re-appeared.

I guess no news isn't good news and they're getting twitchy?

WHET Effie?

WEHT Armie Hammer's comeback?

R292 is just toooo funny. Hammer deserves his lunatic fans, for real.

To understand the extent to which Charmie's desperation has reached. Read on and have a laugh, they have only this left: to live on fanfictions.

Michael confirmed as creep

These people are all fucking demented 🤯🤯🤯

Michael’s daddy issues on display, I see.

R302 that's nothing. Check out his fans on reddit. They're proud Kevin Spacey has made a comeback and is hoping Armie follows suit. But women who read rape fics where underaged Timothée is dommed by Armie shouldn't shock that these women revere predators.

Debbie the Donut's twitter accounts are being attacked. Not saying you should participate in the mass reporting of her accounts but-

This logic can't be disputed lol

R305 The Invention of Lying

Armie also went to Saudi Arabia and wore the national costume.

Oh my goodness. Precious people on Reddit think it was the CMBYN press tour that did Armie in and made him into a crazed abuser.

R305 not a good argument from her anyways because Mariah supported time's up too but was then also accused by several people of sexual assault.

Well this is a pile of bullshit lol

Armie's lawyer finally speaks....

They still think they can pin it on DeuxMoi - LMAO!

R305 Debbie is a simpleton. She probably also believed him when he said he loved his wife and children.

R308 LMAO. Apparently he took the gig because it was "kinky". He no doubt thought the grooming parts were sexy. Yuck.

R310 In Hammer’s case, deuxmoi’s early involvement inflicted the greatest amount of damage. The account, which is run by an anonymous woman who works outside the entertainment industry, started posting screenshots of additional text messages that Hammer purportedly sent to other women without verifying the authenticity of those messages. Brettler says many of them were entirely fabricated.

Interesting that Brettler doesn't say that Effie's DMs were faked isn't it?

"That prompted Brettler to approach many of the news sites that covered Effie’s rape claim and ask them to include exculpatory text messages that might contextualize the relationship better, but the attorney found no takers.

So we just need to understand the nature of their relationship better - Poor Charmies!

Sounds like he doesn’t believe his own client. Tsk tsk.

R313 Sounds to me like his idiot client still thinks its a good idea to attack the messenger lol. No defence attorney can be this dumb without 'help'.

Who cares whether the case went viral after DeuxMoi posted? It was going to blow up with the press conference anyway.

Scooby-Doo Deviant Defence - We'd have got away with it too if it wasn't for those pesky women!!

R314 lmao. He's truly a lost cause, his IQ must be in the double digits. What is the point attacking an IG account when his entire management team, pr team and ex wife threw him under the bus? That's what escalated things. That and the lost work and police investigation. Before that it was just gossip and Effie's scorching the earth. Of course his own Finstas were what caused some serious damage.

Hollywood Reporter is a PR piece, of course. His lack of remorse is what's going to ensure he never makes a comeback. He seems to lack a conscience. Just wants to get away scott free with his grubby, sordid family. He's always been gross to anyone with a brain. Hence why he's never happened.

Rainbow Douchebag and the other crack addicts are celebrating

He's going to sue DeuxMoi!!!

Have they missed the bit about us having to understand the nature of the clearly freaky sexual relationship between A and Effie lol?

Dumber than Debbie and she's a Donut.

Wow. Chanel's honeymoon didn't last long.

Pesky anons and their questions lol.

They wouldn’t publish «Additional messages to contextualize the relationship». That is the defence they are going for, and not «the DMs are fake»? I don’t get it. Unless the DMs are real and the difference was that Effie gave as good as she got. I don’t even remember all of the DMs, but they were pretty bad weren’t they? I mean it’s not illegal to text dirty with someone, but career wise it can’t be good.

Nope - its not good. Not good at all!

What I love is how they keep saying that they’re “confused” that Armie’s lawyer won’t straight out say the DMs are fake and that they never had a sexual relationship lmao. Poor Charmies, they’re *almost* there if they just keep trying to rub their two brain cells together really hard.

R319 The struggle is real...

I love the way their dumbasses celebrate everything without bothering to read the fine print.

Ut Uh here comes HoE....

Charmies really are think huh?

R322 *Thick

God damn it - I'm as dumb as Debbie

Lmao at Effie. She is formidable. Some of the brighter Charmies must know but can't stomach the fact not only is he a creep but probably a rapist.

Love the fact he's not even ashamed to hire a rape expert.

The optics of the cover picture though with Armie next to Bryan Singer. Not a good look.

R326 It is not!!!!

Can someone tell Debbie she's delusional please?

I'd do it myself but the bitch blocked me.

Chanel has just blocked me too.

Could it be a 'me' problem?

All I did was ask her why Armie's lawyer just doesn't say where Armie's phone was for 4-5 hours on that fateful day in April. You know. Clear everything up instead of shouting at gossip sites for *checks notes* gossiping.

Oh look. Somebody loves me at least...

R318 Chanel was on honeymoon, from....? Being a smug twat?

R328 lmao she's not very bright. None of the people involved on his side are tbh.

He must be going crazy in Cayman, if he's actually still there. I bet he's already left since his kids are of no interest to him. I wonder if Michael Hammer worries he'll try to get that inheritance prematurely.

I love men's feet n cocks.