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i wrote a song

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by Anonymousreply 7May 6, 2021 6:58 PM

OP = Miley Cyrus

by Anonymousreply 1May 6, 2021 4:56 PM

But how much cake have you eaten today, OP? Huh? Please tell us! Or better yet, create a new thread all about it!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2May 6, 2021 5:00 PM

I'm suing you for plagiarism!

by Anonymousreply 3May 6, 2021 5:19 PM

Well isn’t that just a song fit for a certain former First Lady we all know and (don’t) love!

by Anonymousreply 4May 6, 2021 5:36 PM

This has already been recorded - it's the follow up to WAP.

by Anonymousreply 5May 6, 2021 5:49 PM

Well, as long as it has a catchy chorus!

by Anonymousreply 6May 6, 2021 6:42 PM

#1 with a bullet. Aimed right at you, OP!

by Anonymousreply 7May 6, 2021 6:58 PM
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