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Katie Douglas, so you could be married to that "dreamy" Robbie Douglas?
Cissy Davis so you could live with "groovy" Uncle Bill in a swinging NYC apartment?
Or one of the Bradley Girls so you could be around crop duster Steve Elliot and visit Lisa Douglas and borrow her "fabulous" wardrobe?
Perhapps Patty/Cathy Lane because you could relate to be half psycho?
Others?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 7, 2021 3:27 AM |
A proofreader.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 6, 2021 3:51 PM |
Gay men do not want to be women.
That's a trans thing.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 6, 2021 3:52 PM |
Vincent Irizarry as Brandon/Lujack Luvonaczek Spaulding. But the gay version!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 6, 2021 4:42 PM |
That Girl! I wanted to date dreamy BDF Don and for mommy and daddy to come down from Brewster and give me money, but I wanted Uncle Bill's apartment.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 6, 2021 4:53 PM |
You all wanted to try on Lisa's boas, admit it.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 7, 2021 12:20 AM |
I wanted to be Milburn Drysdale, own a bank, ride around in a Chrysler Imperial limo, and live in BH in a great home with a mansard roof. I even had a plan for eliminating Margaret.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 7, 2021 1:40 AM |
Tarzan
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 7, 2021 1:41 AM |
Artemus Gordon, so I could share quarters with James West.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 7, 2021 2:03 AM |
R8, amen
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 7, 2021 2:41 AM |
While I admit I had a crush on Uncle Bill ( Or Uncle B O as the twins referred to him), I did NOT want to be Cissy. But I must admit that I did want to be part of the Flipper family. Their dad was REALLY hot.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 7, 2021 2:47 AM |
I want to be Flipper, so I could pal around with shirtless Porter Ricks.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 7, 2021 2:48 AM |
Elly May Clampett, chasing after the dreamy corn pone Jethro Bodine....sigh
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 7, 2021 2:59 AM |
The younger brother of a Charlie's Angel or the son of Jonathan and Jennifer Hart.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 7, 2021 3:27 AM |
[quote]Elly May Clampett, chasing after the dreamy corn pone Jethro Bodine....sigh
Did you ever watch the show? They were cousins, and they hated each other.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 7, 2021 3:27 AM |
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