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Things You Know About Mostly From Datalounge, Even If You Never Read The Threads

I realize there is so much I pick up just from the thread titles:

* Questionable behavior by trans people

* Questionable behavior by pit bulls

* Questionable behavior by Muslims

* Questionable behavior by Haredi Jews

* The existence of Z-list celebrities and Insta-Hos

* Questionable behavior by said Z-list celebrities and Insta-Hos

* All Things Frau

* The existence of a disease called Fibromyalgia

* Questionable behavior by the British Royal Family

• The introduction of new menu items at fast food and chain restaurants (and their relative tastiness)

* Questionable behavior by current and former gay porn stars

* All things Aaron Schock

* All things Palm Springs

by Anonymousreply 50May 9, 2021 8:30 PM

Alok Vaid-Menon

I would never, ever, ever have heard of this person outside of DL. Ignorance was bliss.

by Anonymousreply 1May 6, 2021 2:57 PM

All things trans

by Anonymousreply 2May 6, 2021 2:59 PM

* OPs with OCD.

by Anonymousreply 3May 6, 2021 3:00 PM

Babies are delicious!

by Anonymousreply 4May 6, 2021 3:02 PM

“Not so delicious”

by Anonymousreply 5May 6, 2021 3:16 PM

* You ain't fooling us, Henry Cavill

by Anonymousreply 6May 6, 2021 3:19 PM

Dorothy Kilgallen

by Anonymousreply 7May 6, 2021 3:24 PM

You forgot " You type Fat" and "Kill It....Kill It with Fire" I learned it from YOU, Datalounge!!

by Anonymousreply 8May 6, 2021 3:25 PM

Happy to help you learn!

Give Gap!

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by Anonymousreply 9May 6, 2021 3:28 PM

Armie Hammer

Brendad Ickson

Simply Sara

by Anonymousreply 10May 6, 2021 3:45 PM

OMG!! How could I forget about the "GAP PLAYLISTS" I am visiting son#3 in Philly...walking into the Gap in the King of Prussia Mall in subarban Philly with him and the monster children. I realized that Gap was playing some stupid 90's song, asked the obvious Lesbian Ass't Manager about the "Gap Playlist" , Lesbian Lady-man says "Datalounge correct?", and my 5 yrs old grandson(matty da monster) out loud says "POPS, why does the lady looka like a man". Like Miss Swan from Mad TV!! I had to leave the Gap.

by Anonymousreply 11May 6, 2021 3:46 PM

Pointing out racism is racist.

by Anonymousreply 12May 6, 2021 3:47 PM

Froy, which I continue to initially read as "Froyo" and wonder if Pinkberry is having a comeback.

by Anonymousreply 13May 6, 2021 3:51 PM

Questionable home decor thrives across America.

by Anonymousreply 14May 6, 2021 3:58 PM

Don't forget how Trump is ruining your life.

by Anonymousreply 15May 6, 2021 3:59 PM

r15 really, you only knew that from Datalounge?

by Anonymousreply 16May 6, 2021 4:28 PM

Michfest.

Any movie actress famous before 1950.

Broadway happenings.

by Anonymousreply 17May 6, 2021 4:31 PM

R2 JFC I just googled him/it...........

by Anonymousreply 18May 6, 2021 4:33 PM

What I learned is the influx of Russian trolls and right-wing nut jobs pushing their bs.

by Anonymousreply 19May 6, 2021 4:34 PM

[Quote] the influx of Russian trolls and right-wing nut jobs pushing their bs.

You forgot { or maybe you didn't } the ocd dumb cunts obsessing over the influx of Russian trolls and right-wing nut jobs pushing their bs, bull shit!

by Anonymousreply 20May 6, 2021 4:37 PM

Anonymous bathroom sex in public places. I was shocked, shocked! 😳

by Anonymousreply 21May 6, 2021 4:41 PM

R11, that was hilarious!

Good job!

Give GAP!

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by Anonymousreply 22May 6, 2021 5:17 PM

GAP Troll has killed the thread.

by Anonymousreply 23May 6, 2021 5:18 PM

It's not easy to live on $1.9 million in Connecticut, but it can be done.

by Anonymousreply 24May 6, 2021 5:19 PM

I would have never known about Matt aka the Sad Unfuckable Muppet without the DL.

Or about Erna.

by Anonymousreply 25May 6, 2021 5:19 PM

Bill Taylor's hilarious , but of course tragic rape by the shockingly evil Goofy on his senior Thanksgiving cruise. I had been severely depressed and was having panic attacks. The fat bastard was in office and I felt a dark hopelessness. When I read that I laughed until I cried. It was late and my SO was sleeping. I was laughing for the first time in many months , so much so that my husband was shocked, frightened, and I was trying to control my laughter so I could calm him and explain that he didn't need to section me, lol. I had buried my head in my pillow trying to stifle my laughter. The reason for this long story is to tell you that I love you all and when I say that DL saved my life I am not exaggerating. This is a special place because you all are special people. Thank you for listening. Does anyone know if Bill has posted lately? 😽

by Anonymousreply 26May 6, 2021 10:41 PM

Jees R19 calm down. Did you put your tampon in too far again?

by Anonymousreply 27May 6, 2021 11:52 PM

Dorothy Zbornak

by Anonymousreply 28May 6, 2021 11:55 PM

R26 what did you read? What was so funny?

by Anonymousreply 29May 7, 2021 12:07 AM

R29.

by Anonymousreply 30May 7, 2021 12:10 AM

That too R28-- the names of all of the Golden Girls characters, their aerobics instructor Hillary, and all about Facts of Life and the Nanny too

by Anonymousreply 31May 7, 2021 12:28 AM

R28

if you really knew about her from the DL than you'd know it was Morothy.

by Anonymousreply 32May 7, 2021 12:33 AM

That Susan Richardson is a Goddess who has walked among us.

by Anonymousreply 33May 7, 2021 12:49 AM

Someone is dead to me!

and someone is obsessed with signing off as Mrs. Patsy Ramsy (and girl, that meme is tired - retire her)

Stealth Scat Threads

by Anonymousreply 34May 7, 2021 1:01 AM

a-hem!

by Anonymousreply 35May 7, 2021 1:22 AM

We love you get up

Nacreous layers of permacum

by Anonymousreply 36May 7, 2021 1:25 AM

Dat's da suck job!

by Anonymousreply 37May 7, 2021 1:32 AM

Questionable behavior from Goofy on the Disney cruise...hyuk hyuk hyuk

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by Anonymousreply 38May 7, 2021 1:34 AM

Andy Cohen. I don't watch TV.

by Anonymousreply 39May 7, 2021 5:26 PM

Lyrics to most of the Pet Shop Boys greatest hits and the the Pet Shop Boys troll can really sing!

by Anonymousreply 40May 7, 2021 5:33 PM

[quote] and girl, that meme is tired - retire her

Just overused.

Patsy is like holiday china - should only be used when the comment is pitch perfect!

by Anonymousreply 41May 8, 2021 3:38 AM

OMG that GOOFY thing....I just snort laughed

by Anonymousreply 42May 8, 2021 3:40 AM

The love life of an extra from long-cancelled 'Parenthood' and some over the hill twink. Reported breathlessly, with multiple threads.

by Anonymousreply 43May 8, 2021 3:48 AM

R38 thank you for digging up this DL treasure. So, so funny. There was a truss! My partial plate fell out! Wiped off with the wig! Too much for words...

by Anonymousreply 44May 8, 2021 3:54 AM

I leaned that Suzanne Somers is still very secksual and had threesomes in the Bellagio fountain. She checks in as Janice M. Muppet. They use the three way poncho for their three ways.

by Anonymousreply 45May 8, 2021 3:57 AM

I would never have heard about margarine fountains.

by Anonymousreply 46May 8, 2021 4:03 AM

I never would have imagined the hilarity that could arise from a thread titled "Dialing the phone with a pencil."

by Anonymousreply 47May 8, 2021 4:05 AM

I learned about Jeffree Star and Keegan Kagen(tony goodfellow).and Elliott Page-and tranny issues(lots of tranny issues), and Serial Killers and Inta-Hoes. Thank You Datalounge for teaching me new stuff everyday!!

by Anonymousreply 48May 9, 2021 7:54 PM

[quote] "their aerobics instructor Hillary"

Was there another?

by Anonymousreply 49May 9, 2021 8:22 PM

zzzzzzzzzz

by Anonymousreply 50May 9, 2021 8:30 PM
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