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I find myself aghast at quite a lot these days, however inviting one to DIAGF or to kill oneself is getting boring. I was not blessed with creativity in meanness among so many other fabulous gifts of being a queen of a certain age.
I ask of you, what are your go-to lines for wishing ill upon the flotsam and jetsam that sully your serenity?
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 6, 2021 12:15 PM |
Learn English and proper sentence structure, then work on your bitter cuntiness.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 6, 2021 10:45 AM |
Sometimes it's okay to think through a thought prior to saying it or typing it.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 6, 2021 10:46 AM |
Drown in cheap polyester, R1
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 6, 2021 10:46 AM |
R3 that was decent, but modernize it - the kids these days don't even know what polyester is. It's not the insult it once was.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 6, 2021 10:48 AM |
"May Ada snap you with her dishtowel causing you to turn around so she can kick you in the cunt."
Dated but fun for those who get the reference. For an add on, you can include "before you fall into the Christmas tree."
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 6, 2021 10:59 AM |
Sometimes words are not necessary. A male friend once reduced a group of noisy school girls to furious anger by staring at them a moment, putting a hand to his mouth, executing a dainty bob, and emitting — like a twee indication of amusement — a wee “hmph!” It was fucking hilarious, and blew their “we’re so cool” to smothereens.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 6, 2021 11:34 AM |
I didn’t understand any of that.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 6, 2021 12:13 PM |
Most of the time I can't be bothered. If I'm in the mood, an unblinking stare and a slight, sarcastic smile does the trick. If I'm feeling creative, I'll invoke this: "May the bird of paradise fly up your nose." Few get the reference.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 6, 2021 12:15 PM |
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