Rejoice DL Bottoms: Official Donald Trump Dildos

I have sufficient, OP

How could Trump’s dildo not be shaped like a tiny mushroom?

NOT FOR MEN!!

Does Stormy know about these?

Is "surprise grab" included or does it cost extra?

Defacto should be pleased about this.

Who bought more, Heidi Cruz or Mother Pence?

These were in our party bags. We can’t wait to try them out!

Trump has been up my ass for the last four years.

Hard pass.

Ladies, the best is yet to come!

Please only use these pre-enema. Thank you.

It's a shame this lady was never ID'd. I assume she'd buy them all

Order them sent to the Capital for cunts like Greene and Bobbit.

Well! I do declare. When not in Mar-a-Lago to partake of the real thing, this device is quite handy.

Ted Cruz will order one to pleasure himself with nightly

Paging Miss Lindsey

"Ah got mah little helpers in *awl* the colors of the rainbow!"

^La Sènatrice @ r15?

Why are they “not for men”? I’ve never met a dildo with a sexual preference.

R20 Donald would not approve of homosexualist pleasure! Sorry Ted

Miss Lindsey has a lot of useful collectables.

Mike Oxmall’s? Say it fast. Lol.

[quote]NOT FOR MEN!!

RIP this guy's Twitter account; you *know* his timeline's about to get flooded with explicit pics of satisfied (male) customers using his "product".

"I LOVE my new Trumpy Toy!"

How much of a lady do they require you to be?

Vlad Put(a)in doesn't need one because he has the real thing up in his ass constantly.

They need one in gold.

And then we need to support Pornhub when they feature hirsute feeders sitting on Trumps head.

Live the Trump experience with Donald Trump's head up you ass. Just like he does 24/7 except you're still allowed to post on Twitter.

I’m experiencing brain leak and I apologize....

“If you’ll EXCUSE me, I have to go peg my severely retarded son! He stormed the capital, you know.”

Oh, dear!

I don't see Trump's favorite color, pee yellow. At least they've got shit-his-pants brown.