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Let's be a horror film!

I'm the late afternoon sun shining through the trees. I tell you that while things may seem fine for the protagonist now, danger lurks at dusk.

by Anonymousreply 10805/05/2021

I’m dusk…

by Anonymousreply 105/04/2021

I’m the telephone ring that startles both the protagonist and audience.

by Anonymousreply 205/04/2021

I’m the sex that leads to you know what.

by Anonymousreply 305/04/2021

Speaking of sun, I’m the sun that just so happens to be shining during a rainstorm.

by Anonymousreply 405/04/2021

I’m the obligatory fall down to the ground as the victim is running.

by Anonymousreply 505/04/2021

I’m the goofball that either gets killed early on or turns out to be the killer.

by Anonymousreply 605/04/2021

We're the retired locals who congregate in front of the gas station/general store as the protagonist fills up her tank. One of our more vocal members foretells impending danger, but there is something off about us, and she does not heed our warning.

by Anonymousreply 705/04/2021

I’m the foreshadowing dry cello and thunder clash.

by Anonymousreply 805/04/2021

I’m the exposed tit before a death.

by Anonymousreply 905/04/2021

I’m the sudden, discordant screech of a 1980's synthesizer that's mostly responsible for the jump scares. I work very hard.

by Anonymousreply 1005/04/2021

I'm the product placement.

by Anonymousreply 1105/04/2021

R10 I was going to be the synth next!

by Anonymousreply 1205/04/2021

I’m the stairs to the second floor. Given the option of me or the front door the female protagonist chased by the crazed killer will choose me every time.

by Anonymousreply 1305/04/2021

I’m Michael Myers. Even though I walk at a speed of 2 feet/hr, I somehow always catch up with my victims and kill them.

by Anonymousreply 1405/04/2021

Lol r14!! Good one

by Anonymousreply 1505/04/2021

I’m the sound of crickets and other critters at night, punctuating the arrival of evil…

by Anonymousreply 1605/04/2021

I'm the shot of the house at night through the trees. In a few frames, it will be revealed I show the killer's perspective.

by Anonymousreply 1705/04/2021

I’m the blood that is laughably fire engine red instead of dark maroon.

by Anonymousreply 1805/04/2021

I’m the retard who sees visions of impending doom or tater tots...could go either way.

by Anonymousreply 1905/04/2021

I'm the gigantic fixer upper mansion the middle class family buys for a song. Daddy has foie de grandeur which will end very badly. Or maybe Mommy has it. One of them is a striver and will PAY for it.

by Anonymousreply 2005/04/2021


by Anonymousreply 2105/04/2021

I'm the stepfather.

by Anonymousreply 2205/04/2021

I'm the outdoor, padlocked cellar door.

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by Anonymousreply 2305/04/2021

I'm the indoor door to the cellar. I am off the kitchen or pantry. Or under the main stairs. Behind me are the creaky wooden steps to the cellar.

by Anonymousreply 2405/04/2021

I am the bad decisions. All of them.

by Anonymousreply 2505/04/2021

I’m the banging, unhinged window upstairs.

by Anonymousreply 2605/04/2021

I'm the slightly swinging chandelier.

by Anonymousreply 2705/04/2021

I'm the meat cleaver, and this is my friend, the big kitchen knife (chef's knife).

by Anonymousreply 2805/04/2021

We're the LITERAL ghouls under the child's bed and in her closet.

by Anonymousreply 2905/04/2021

I'm the black actor in the movie. I always get killed first.

by Anonymousreply 3005/04/2021

I'm the paper boy riding a retro bike.

by Anonymousreply 3105/04/2021

I’m the rain on a dark, gloomy, ominous night.

by Anonymousreply 3205/04/2021

I’m the flickering light.

by Anonymousreply 3305/04/2021

I'm the perky tits on the young babe (fucking the producer's son) about to be harpooned through the skull by The Masked Fog Monster.

by Anonymousreply 3405/04/2021

I'm the eerie piano chords.

by Anonymousreply 3505/04/2021

I'm the treehouse, or "fort" in the "woods" which no more than a 3 acre zone of old growth surrounded by a suburban middle-class development.

by Anonymousreply 3605/04/2021

I’m the bloated silence before a kill.

by Anonymousreply 3705/04/2021

I’m zero bars on your cellphone, your dead cellphone battery, and your lack of cellphone charger.

by Anonymousreply 3805/04/2021

I'm the babysitter. Why, yes, Amanda, I would love to play with your imaginary friend, Mr. Bloodbath.

by Anonymousreply 3905/04/2021

I'm a tarantula. I wandered over from Raider's of the Lost Ark.

by Anonymousreply 4005/04/2021

I’m the bicycle the victim is riding, for some reason the victim gets off and runs instead even though she can peddle faster.

by Anonymousreply 4105/04/2021

I'm healthy VPL in gym shorts on teens and young adults who work with teens, and I'm standard from 1970 to 1985 or so.

by Anonymousreply 4205/04/2021

R40 😂

by Anonymousreply 4305/04/2021

I'm a little cabin in the woods.

by Anonymousreply 4405/04/2021

I haven't had any alcohol during the entire movie, so I must be the final girl.

by Anonymousreply 4505/04/2021

I’m the timeframe January 20, 2017 – January 20, 2021.

by Anonymousreply 4605/04/2021

I'm the gay guy. I start turning up in the 1980s. I'm usually incredibly campy and annoying. I get killed right after the black dude but before the Latina or Asian chick.

by Anonymousreply 4705/04/2021

I'm the kitchen or family room set design that is the warm secure hearth of the home only to turn into the ironic distantiated mis-en-scene for spectacular gore.

by Anonymousreply 4805/04/2021

I am the falling autumn leaves.

by Anonymousreply 4905/04/2021

I'm the elderly servant who answers the door. One look at me would have anyone with two brain cells to rub together outrunning sound to get out of my presence.

Guess what's in short supply in this movie?

by Anonymousreply 5005/04/2021

I'm the absence of a single recognizable actor in this beloved 40 year old "cult classic" film, despite competent performances.

by Anonymousreply 5105/04/2021

I'm a pair of glowing eyes.

by Anonymousreply 5205/04/2021

I'm the hausfraus designed cheery spooky autumn porchscape, shot on a warm sunny October afternoon. A zoom into the pumpkin reveals something vague but uneasy making. On subsequent viewing of the movie the foreshadowing is heavy-handed.

by Anonymousreply 5305/04/2021

I’m the ending credits that promise no pretty animals were harmed in the making of this film.

by Anonymousreply 5405/04/2021

I'm teens naked in a gang shower at the school gym.

by Anonymousreply 5505/04/2021

I'm the thick layer of ground fog at the cemetery

by Anonymousreply 5605/04/2021

If I'm post-2000, I'm the ghost with black smoky ichor streaming from it as it skitters on the ceiling.

by Anonymousreply 5705/04/2021

I'm torn or shredded white material: silk, tulle, linen

by Anonymousreply 5805/04/2021

I'm the creepy singing child

by Anonymousreply 5905/04/2021

I'm the hard to read housekeeper who prefers to sleep in the village not the house.

by Anonymousreply 6005/04/2021

I'm a plucky old countess or surprisingly courageous young debutante.

by Anonymousreply 6105/04/2021

I'm the notebook or scrapbook full of weird shit that let's you know just how strange Crazy Guy is. If he doesn't have a notebook or scrapbook, he'll have a wall in his house that's covered in pictures of dead girls and clippings about famous murder cases

by Anonymousreply 6205/04/2021

I'm the character that inexplicably sneaks up on and puts his hand on another character's shoulder causing a jump scare.

by Anonymousreply 6305/04/2021

I'm a lizard like, dark-haired, sufficiently handsome, well-born, immoral local rake.

by Anonymousreply 6405/04/2021

I’m the creepy child-sized doll and not one of these fuckers thinks I’m out of place in a child’s room.

by Anonymousreply 6505/04/2021

I'm a heavy floor lamp in bronze with grotesque metal work and spooky stained glass.

by Anonymousreply 6605/04/2021

I'm silver service on the sideboard in the dining room.

by Anonymousreply 6705/04/2021

I'm the patron stumbling out of a pub onto the empty London streets at 2 am, drunkenly singing a bawdy song to myself. I'll be ripped to shreds by a werewolf in 3...2...1...

by Anonymousreply 6805/04/2021

I'm breakfast on the sunny terrace in the garden the night after spooky but not yet deadly goings on. An apprehensive character floats the idea of returning after breakfast to the city (safety) but her/his partner shoots it down.

by Anonymousreply 6905/04/2021

I'm a mob of angry (or horrified) peasants from the village.

by Anonymousreply 7005/04/2021

I’m the cat who jumps out at inopportune moments. Along with r10, I do most of the heavy lifting.

by Anonymousreply 7105/04/2021

I'm an aged Hollywood star making my grand entrance at the 10 minute mark of this, yet another B move horror schlock fest. My makeup is flawless.

by Anonymousreply 7205/04/2021

I'm the bridge to cross to get to the country house. I'll be washed out in the storm the first night after the weekenders cross me.

by Anonymousreply 7305/04/2021

I'm a barn. Nothing good ever happens in me.

by Anonymousreply 7405/04/2021

I'm a midcentury animatronic owl. Difficult to tell if I'm the devil's witness or a wry observer of human madness.

by Anonymousreply 7505/04/2021

I'm the color cinematography that's so washed out/muted that the film might as well be in black & white.

by Anonymousreply 7605/04/2021

I am the deserted farmhouse the oh-so-hip teenagers with $1000s of camera equipment visit. Realizing I am a time capsule, they take photos of everything and discuss stealing a few knickknacks. In me, every movement, every interaction, every door closing is pregnant with tension and suspense. From the back porch, the idiots spy another abandoned farmhouse and head toward it. That house is not as innocent as I am.

by Anonymousreply 7705/04/2021

I'm the director's creepy obsession with high school kid sex scenes.

by Anonymousreply 7805/04/2021

I'm the high school kids who are the major portion of the audience for these things and we like sex scenes.

by Anonymousreply 7905/04/2021

I'm a mansard roof.

by Anonymousreply 8005/04/2021

I'm the virgin who survives the bloodbath.

by Anonymousreply 8105/04/2021

I'm the clown doll. Although no child has ever wanted a toy that looked like me I am always sitting at the foot of the bed.

by Anonymousreply 8205/04/2021

I'm a lesbian vampire

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by Anonymousreply 8305/04/2021

I have been hired as the noxious fog that creeps into the village at night and eats the flesh away from people's legs, arms and faces.

Upside: Endless supply.

Downside (for the non-vented set): My pussy stinks.

by Anonymousreply 8405/04/2021

I'm the Zuni fetish doll from Trilogy of Terror.

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by Anonymousreply 8505/04/2021

I'm the WB/Abercrombie catalog (but alas, not quite soft porn) aesthetic that started creeping into these films at the end of the Clinton era.

by Anonymousreply 8605/04/2021

I'm the buckets of bright red paint used in giallo films.

by Anonymousreply 8705/04/2021

I’m the 3.1 IMDB rating for the sequel that stars former soap actors.

by Anonymousreply 8805/04/2021

I'm the stupid cop.

by Anonymousreply 8905/04/2021

I'm voodoo and/or witchcraft. The writers don't know shit how I work.

by Anonymousreply 9005/04/2021

[quote] as it skitters on the ceiling.

That word always makes me laugh, R57 😂

by Anonymousreply 9105/04/2021

I am the gratuitous teenage sex scene. I am the first guy butt and chick boobs elven year olds will see on screen.

by Anonymousreply 9205/04/2021

I'm cheap shock scares and bad CGI. I am 90% of any horror film made after 1999.

by Anonymousreply 9305/04/2021

I’m the soundtrack by a dirge rock band that you have never heard of.

by Anonymousreply 9405/04/2021

I'm the car that won't start.

by Anonymousreply 9505/04/2021

I'm the Native American graveyard that some greedy fucking idiot built a housing development on.

by Anonymousreply 9605/04/2021

[Quote]Raider's of the Lost Ark.

Oh dear!

by Anonymousreply 9705/04/2021

I'm the guy who decided to only move the headstones.

by Anonymousreply 9805/04/2021

R97, I'm a tarantula. You know how hard it is for me to use a keebord?

by Anonymousreply 9905/04/2021

I'm the car that WILL start.

by Anonymousreply 10005/04/2021

I'm the homoerotic subtext in your favorite teen/young adult slasher!

by Anonymousreply 10105/04/2021

I’m the killer’s pale mask.

by Anonymousreply 10205/04/2021

I'm the film's main theme set to organ music in the scene showing the interior of a church.

by Anonymousreply 10305/05/2021

I'm the goop sliding down the walls. Does anyone know what I'm made of?

by Anonymousreply 10405/05/2021

Ok the victim who shoots or stabs or pummels the demon/killer/monster and then stands there passively watching as the evil character is stunned and vulnerable. I’ll wait and watch until the evil character can recover and then Jill me. I’d never dream to using the evil character’s temporary vulnerability to save my own life.

by Anonymousreply 10505/05/2021


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by Anonymousreply 10705/05/2021

I'm the old Creole lady who knows about voodoo

by Anonymousreply 10805/05/2021
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