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Do you have the fantasy of decapitation of your lovers ?

Asking for a friend

by Anonymousreply 6May 4, 2021 11:09 PM

We were unexpected lovers… 🎶

by Anonymousreply 1May 4, 2021 10:53 PM

Yes. That is only way my poosey get wet.

by Anonymousreply 2May 4, 2021 10:54 PM

Only while we’re fucking

by Anonymousreply 3May 4, 2021 10:56 PM

Given OP's propensity for posting dumb shit, I'm surprised her lover isn't the one doing the fantasizing:

i been screaming for 40 minutes and none of my neighbors have came to check on me i am fine but it would be nice if someone cared for me and my wellbeing

I JUST ATE 7 TACOS AND 10 BURRITOS FROM TACO BELL I FEEL SO FAT AND DISGUSTING AND WORTHLESS HELP WHAT DO I DO

i fell down running the treadmill help me

why don't mcdonalds have let u buy more than 10 piece nuggies? there should be 100 piece nuggies

Madonnas little whore Lourdes Leon in vanity fair looking a hot mess

My poop was blue my poop was bubblegum pink this morning

Rocco looking sexy and stylish 🥰😍😍😘

i have 2,187 hole pics on my phone i have no space for anything else

I MAKE $40,000 A MONTH SELLING MY USED UNDIES JEALOUS?

A RANDOM FISTING HAPPENED AHHHNONO

i'm in the bathtub taking a bath 🧼 i haven't had a bath or shower in almost 3 months so you should all be proud and give me nice encouraging comments

imma be bottoming for 20 guys tonight fun fun fun

where the fuck are the tiny oranges? i went to 3 grocery stores and couldn't find any 😡 i have to have the small ones bc i can't peel the big ones i get cuts on my finger when i try 😓

why do some of you think all it takes to have a good body is not being overweight? ?????????

DL Epicure: What are you having for dinner? cheese

sucking cock is outdated and out of style rimming is where it's at

Who's the ugliest Hollywood star? Pete Davidson

His dick was TOO BIG I'm currently in the ER about to undergo emergency surgery🔥

My lover takes an hour long shower everytime after we fuck Wtf is wrong with this man? I think he must be crazy

How to shut up people who won't stop talking Slap them

I'm DEMANDING my husband buy us a bigger house I fucking HATE living in this tiny disgusting house with only 4 bedrooms. He thinks its big enough for 2 people 🙄 I need it to be BETTER than just big enough!

Lately I've been eating a whole bag of these everyday I can't help it

I'm making my husband leave work to buy me McDonald nuggies and bring it to me at home I don't have a license so

I'm making my husband leave work to buy me McDonald nuggies and bring it to me at home And a milkshake 😛

young twink looking to get into escorting any tips?

In one sentence, tell us why your career in acting or modeling never took off they were jealous

What do you think people say about you when you’re not around? "that giant juicy butt is so stunningly beautiful"

I don't like seeing fat people eat healthy food you just know they're gonna binge on junk later so what even is the point?

by Anonymousreply 4May 4, 2021 10:58 PM

OP= Armie Hammer

by Anonymousreply 5May 4, 2021 10:58 PM

Which head are you fantasizing about being decapitated?

by Anonymousreply 6May 4, 2021 11:09 PM
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