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The ugliest dick you’ve ever seen in person

Please describe it.

The ugliest dick I’ve ever seen in person belonged to a guy whose dick skin from the glans halfway down the shaft was the same color as a cheap red hot dog.

by Anonymousreply 4505/06/2021

It was attached to a Cheney.

by Anonymousreply 105/04/2021

I've seen some black dicks with ugly pink splotches on them. And then there's that guy in porn with the deformed penis.

by Anonymousreply 205/04/2021

Does egg-shaped count?

by Anonymousreply 305/04/2021

He was a red head and the glans was a shiny tangerine orange.

by Anonymousreply 405/04/2021

Uncut are always disgusting. Scarlet, horrid, ugh.

by Anonymousreply 505/04/2021


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by Anonymousreply 605/04/2021

Richard Nixon.

by Anonymousreply 705/04/2021

My sweetie's orange, stubby, mushroom-headed pleasure piece. And oh that hot ass! Yum Yum.

by Anonymousreply 805/04/2021

That lyin' Cancun Ted

by Anonymousreply 905/04/2021

At the Vanderbilt YMCA on East 47th there was an older man with what I think was elephantiasis of the penis and scrotum. It was NOT one of those pumped dongs. Just grotesquely giant and awful. Other men commented and said “damn I feel bad for him”. It was crazy.

by Anonymousreply 1005/04/2021

There are quite a few ugly dicks posted on Reddit, but of course you can't call them that.

Purely from an aesthetic perspective, there are a lot more ugly uncircumcised dicks that cut ones.

And I don't want a hyper-veiny dick that looks like it's been working out. You know the types.

by Anonymousreply 1105/04/2021

Rudy Giuliani.

by Anonymousreply 1205/04/2021

Jesus Christ, the poor guy depicted in R6’s post is sad and disturbing. He’s chatting online and indicates the disfigurement happened during his circumcision, where he claims the doctor removed too much skin. Eight corrective surgeries later, and this is the dick the guy is left to deal with.

by Anonymousreply 1305/04/2021

There are two. Each was the size of my pinky, and I do not have large hands. In recounting the tale over the years, I referred to them as Q-Tip dicks. Oh, and they were uncut—puertoriqueños.

by Anonymousreply 1405/04/2021

I actually JUST mentioned it in another thread! It was huge and purple tinged. It had lots of veins and curved under like a candy cane or Gonzo’s nose. It was totally erect but was so big it did not feel completely solid to the touch. It was painful inside of me and made my hole bleed a bit.

by Anonymousreply 1505/04/2021

Offhand, I can't remember. But one guy I was going to hook up had the most calloused, dry-skinned dick possible. I went flaccid after I touched it. How does someone get a calloused dick?

by Anonymousreply 1605/04/2021

Little - AND ugly.

by Anonymousreply 1705/04/2021


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by Anonymousreply 1805/04/2021

Matthew Camp has an ugly dick, IMO.

by Anonymousreply 1905/04/2021

No thanks. I don't feel the need to disparage those who were were born with what they got. People come in ask shapes and sizes and I'll just live my life.

by Anonymousreply 2005/04/2021

It was a beast! Big, but mangled. Perhaps a circumcision gone wrong? The head was a completely different color than the shaft. It bent sharply to the side. Balls to his knees, drooping like melting cheese and as red as a sunburn. No pubes, either. He must’ve shaved a few days before because it was so bare down there which was odd considering the rest of him was very hairy. However, the razor left tiny nicks in some spots that had healed into little red bumps not to mention also irritating the skin leaving it pimpled and inflamed only to be made worse by the constant scratching at the ingrown hairs. I suspected that he may have had an issue with crabs and decided that hair removal was a good way to go. I didn’t ask but it was something that crossed my mind.

I still blew him, of course.

by Anonymousreply 2105/04/2021

A ginger guy, where the hole of his cock was on the side of his dick.

by Anonymousreply 2205/04/2021

Ginger guy, hole below on the underside pf the glans. You think a ginger thing r22?

by Anonymousreply 2305/04/2021

Guys with mutilated dicks have some sort of misplaced superiority attitude. You don't have a fucking bed of roses down there just because you've butchered against your will. Give me a foreskin any day.

by Anonymousreply 2405/04/2021

Yes R23

by Anonymousreply 2505/04/2021

R15 that dicks sounds exciting and useful.

by Anonymousreply 2605/04/2021

R21 that description starts hot and grows to blistering. Then we get to bumps and ingrown hairs.

by Anonymousreply 2705/04/2021

Big missile shaped dicks are ugly: They feel good in the ass though.

Point head, shaft thickest in middle, thin base.

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by Anonymousreply 2905/04/2021

Met a very cute, clean-cut midwest type at the Monster (NYC), in the late 90’s. Adorable. Get to his place, drop our pants, and there’s his dick having the proportions of an umbrella. Huge cut dick head like I’ve never seen or ever imagined, propped atop a pencil thin shaft. I remained stunned for a second, and then he embarrassingly said, “yeah, I know.”... We stroked each other, and made out on the couch.

by Anonymousreply 3005/04/2021

I would have presented hole. I wouldn't have to look at it and it might produce interesting sensations.

by Anonymousreply 3105/04/2021

R22, R23, R25. Possibly a ginger thing. Had a hottie with an 8.5". The hole was on top of the glans.

by Anonymousreply 3205/04/2021

A redneck cutie with a huge cock that unfortunately was shaped like a damn fish hook . Peyronie's sufferer . I felt so bad for him that I went through with it,but it was an awful experience. You couldnt suck it,you couldnt let him fuck you ,so I licked and jacked it. Weirdly enough thanks to that people from your past thread I looked him up and hes married with 3 kids ! I hope he got that thing fixed,or her poor cooter is stretched in all kinds of weird shapes ! Shame cause he was so hot. Oh he wanted a repeat but I just couldnt.

Also hooked up one time with a stunning surfer boy who had the tiniest, pinkest cocklet Ive ever seen. Trust me,cocklet fits perfectly. It wasnt just pink,it was pepto bismol pink !

by Anonymousreply 3305/04/2021

Botched mutilation jobs are the worst. The scarring too. Stop with the madness!

by Anonymousreply 3405/04/2021

Yours, op

by Anonymousreply 3505/04/2021

Some Italian guy in San Diego. He slid his wedding ring off. Average sized dick - but it had TWO holes and came out of both.

by Anonymousreply 3605/04/2021

Pearly penile papules (uncut)

Warts (cut)

Weird lump of skin on the underside of his cock from some sort of third world circumcision (cut, obviously)

Botched circumcision left him with a chunk of flesh missing from the head of his cock. His dick also stank. I know the prisspots on here hate foreskin but I have never encountered head cheese, or a bad smelling uncut cock.

by Anonymousreply 3705/04/2021

Those gingers sure are freaks

by Anonymousreply 3805/04/2021

I've enjoyed some great big effective black african cocks that would have been magnificent if they weren't cut way WAY to tight, with sliced off bits of the glans, and scar tissue. Who is doing the cuts over there? It's a shonda!

by Anonymousreply 3905/04/2021

Met a nice looking top who upon his unveiling, yanks out a cock the circumference of a 12oz can of Coke. All I could do was stare at it in shock and awe, and think of a reason to tactfully tell him that my ass is most likely off limits. I felt terrible, because I think, that size cock is somewhat of a handicap. Except for self masturbation, I can’t imagine how he managed to fuck guys, except for those who can take a fist. We had some fun playing with each other, but I’ll tell you, sometimes less is more.

by Anonymousreply 4005/04/2021

R40 My boyfriend and I party and we were at the Lab.oratory sex club in Berlin, when a guy came up to him with one of those types of dicks. My boyfriend politely declined too, for the same reasons.

by Anonymousreply 4105/05/2021

I see many pene in my career, but there is one in particular that is weirdest. Non-disclosure agreement means I can’t talk about it.

by Anonymousreply 4205/05/2021

The person I once saw the ugliest dick inside of, was my boyfriend when we three-wayed with his gym trainer who had a fat, short plug cock.

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by Anonymousreply 4405/05/2021

The ugliest dick ever is Maine, not Florida.

by Anonymousreply 4505/06/2021
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