I'm sure Nicky Haslam's come up here before.
He's an interior decorator, born from a fairly posh family in the UK, who of course is gay as a goose. He's published a design book or two - the most recent being a coffee table book dedicated to his country house, which he's now given up and auctioned off all the contents.
He's had a very interesting, varied life. He knows members of the royal family and while he's a snob and name-dropper, he's pretty unpretentious and buys clothes at H&M and the like.
I'm interested in his story. A tiny bit of a courtesan, perhaps, in his youth.
He lived on a huge ranch in Arizona for several years, and it seems he pretty much gave up decorating during that time. Was he a kept man of some super wealthy person? Methinks so, but I can't dig up any details.