I'm Eating An Exclusive European High Fiber Breakfast

Sheridan too?

I’m having an organic, brown rice cake with a generous smear of organic roasted peanut butter... a nice cup of Swedish coffee and a honey crisp apple.

knuspirig en gezond!

Hygge..

It's muesli, Richard....

You will shit tiaras now dear. Is that really what you want?

Richard : Why can't I have my usual cornflakes?

Hyacinth : This is not a cornflake establishment.

Richard : Whunh. It always has been!

Hyacinth : Perhaps in the days before this exclusive European high fibre breakfast cereal was made available. Now it's very nutritious and highly recommended.

Richard : By whom?

Hyacinth : The Dutch Royal Family.

Richard : The Dutch Royal Family!

Hyacinth : There's a crest on the packet.

Richard : Oh, Hyacinth. I wish you'd stop buying things because there's a crest on the packet.

Hyacinth : So in future, when people ask you what you have for breakfast, don't say cornflakes. Tell them, quite truthfully, that you eat an exclusive European high fibre breakfast cereal.

Richard : [through clenched teeth] With a crest on the package.

My Sheridan would be appalled.

What is that Dutch princess eating that is making her so fat?

R9 Black dick

I'm having a bacon and cheese omelet with mushrooms, green peppers and onions, a side order of bacon, hash browns, white bread toast loaded with real butter and coffee with extra heavy cream.

Jealous, bitches? I know you are, especially the skinny queen @R2.

[quote]I’m having an organic, brown rice cake with a generous smear of organic roasted peanut butter

Ghetto.

Peanut butter reeks and "rice cakes" are like styrofoam.

If you're not daintily spooning morsels into your mouth from a Royal Doulton bowl with hand painted periwinkles, you can use the servants entrance when you leave. Wh. should be right about now, OP ;`} (Actually, I think it's a sensational thing for you to do for your colon. I just couldn't stop channeling my inner Hyacinth!)

I think R3 is having a stroke.

Don’t worry, we’re sending help.

Excuse me while I poo.

Now you should have this for lunch, keeping in the Scandinavian food groups