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My poop was blue

What happened ?

by Anonymousreply 3405/04/2021

You're past the expiration date, OP

by Anonymousreply 105/03/2021

Nehi?

by Anonymousreply 205/03/2021

And now we're back to this.....

by Anonymousreply 305/03/2021

My friend had that after eating too many blue slurpees. I remember he called me & said “I shitted blue” & I laughed more at shitted than the blue part. He also used to say “I have to make pee” instead of go pee or take a piss. Now he’s a hairstylist to the stahs.

by Anonymousreply 405/03/2021

You shagged a smurf?

by Anonymousreply 505/03/2021

Did you eat a piece of blue velvet cake?

by Anonymousreply 605/03/2021

Too many blueberries or blackberries perhaps?

by Anonymousreply 705/03/2021

You sucked Yondu’s dick, you shameless whore.

by Anonymousreply 805/03/2021

You got fucked by one of the Blue Man Group?

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by Anonymousreply 905/03/2021

my poop was bubblegum pink this morning

by Anonymousreply 1005/03/2021

What do Smurfs do in bed?

Smuck.

by Anonymousreply 1105/03/2021

It's actually green, you tritanomalic idiot.

#FaygoLyfe #JuggaloProblems

by Anonymousreply 1205/03/2021

Too much copper in your system.

by Anonymousreply 1305/03/2021

Don't worry about it. My poo was green when I was younger. I'm still here.

by Anonymousreply 1405/03/2021

and I still see blue velvet...

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by Anonymousreply 1505/03/2021

I like blue.

by Anonymousreply 1605/03/2021

I got nothing.

by Anonymousreply 1705/03/2021

Sky blue, navy blue, royal blue, powder blue, midnight blue? Be more specific.

by Anonymousreply 1805/03/2021

Pics or it didn’t happen.

by Anonymousreply 1905/04/2021

Did you eat a blue waffle? Blue waffles can cause this. Look up symptoms of blue waffle.

by Anonymousreply 2005/04/2021

What happened?

You shit on the DL again, you scurvy little troll:

My poop was blue What happened ?

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by Anonymousreply 2105/04/2021

Blue icing.

by Anonymousreply 2205/04/2021

You been eating silver? Switch to gold!

by Anonymousreply 2305/04/2021

Food coloring

by Anonymousreply 2405/04/2021

Did have something high in sugar? Like cake with a lot of icing, something along those lines.

by Anonymousreply 2505/04/2021

I made a blue doo doo.

by Anonymousreply 2605/04/2021

If it was your pee, you might have what King George III, had which made him mad.

by Anonymousreply 2705/04/2021

Birthday cake did it for me once.

by Anonymousreply 2805/04/2021

Doo doo and feces

by Anonymousreply 2905/04/2021

BLUE CORN??!! WHEN DID I EAT BLUE CORN??!!!

by Anonymousreply 3005/04/2021

It’s not poop - it’s proper name is doo doo.

by Anonymousreply 3105/04/2021

“Doo doo” is childish. It’s “doody.”

by Anonymousreply 3205/04/2021

Did you give Papa Smurf a blowjob again??

by Anonymousreply 3305/04/2021

Cyanosis caused by heroin use or sleep apnea. Time to say goodbye to all your loved ones, OP.

RiP.

by Anonymousreply 3405/04/2021
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