My poop was blue

You're past the expiration date, OP

Nehi?

And now we're back to this.....

My friend had that after eating too many blue slurpees. I remember he called me & said “I shitted blue” & I laughed more at shitted than the blue part. He also used to say “I have to make pee” instead of go pee or take a piss. Now he’s a hairstylist to the stahs.

You shagged a smurf?

Did you eat a piece of blue velvet cake?

Too many blueberries or blackberries perhaps?

You sucked Yondu’s dick, you shameless whore.

You got fucked by one of the Blue Man Group?

my poop was bubblegum pink this morning

What do Smurfs do in bed?

Smuck.

It's actually green, you tritanomalic idiot.

#FaygoLyfe #JuggaloProblems

Too much copper in your system.

Don't worry about it. My poo was green when I was younger. I'm still here.

and I still see blue velvet...

I like blue.

I got nothing.

Sky blue, navy blue, royal blue, powder blue, midnight blue? Be more specific.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Did you eat a blue waffle? Blue waffles can cause this. Look up symptoms of blue waffle.

What happened?

You shit on the DL again, you scurvy little troll:

My poop was blue What happened ?

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Blue icing.

You been eating silver? Switch to gold!

Food coloring

Did have something high in sugar? Like cake with a lot of icing, something along those lines.

I made a blue doo doo.

If it was your pee, you might have what King George III, had which made him mad.

Birthday cake did it for me once.

Doo doo and feces

BLUE CORN??!! WHEN DID I EAT BLUE CORN??!!!

It’s not poop - it’s proper name is doo doo.

“Doo doo” is childish. It’s “doody.”

Did you give Papa Smurf a blowjob again??

Cyanosis caused by heroin use or sleep apnea. Time to say goodbye to all your loved ones, OP.

RiP.