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Let’s be Trash Red Flags

I’m owning a Pit Bull or Rottweiler.

by Anonymousreply 124Last Saturday at 9:04 AM

I'm a pack of cigarettes.

by Anonymousreply 105/03/2021

I’m nail art.

by Anonymousreply 205/03/2021

[quote]I’m owning a Pit Bull or Rottweiler.

Lots of trashy people have German Shepards too I’ve noticed.

by Anonymousreply 305/03/2021

I’m the arm full of random tattoos. I resemble my refrigerator with a dozen tacky magnets:

by Anonymousreply 405/03/2021

I’m the Trump flag still flying above my trailer.

by Anonymousreply 505/03/2021

I'm the long fake nails

by Anonymousreply 605/03/2021

I'm 'the' onlyfans

by Anonymousreply 705/03/2021

I’m the doc martens

by Anonymousreply 805/03/2021

I'm the anti vaxxer because they are not going to take away my FREEDUMB

by Anonymousreply 905/03/2021

I'm the father and also the uncle.

by Anonymousreply 1005/03/2021

Why are Doc Martens a sign of trash? They aren't cheap, and they are the most comfortable walking shoes I have ever owned.

by Anonymousreply 1105/03/2021

I'm the fleece pajama bottoms and tank top Walmart shopping outfit.

by Anonymousreply 1205/03/2021

I'm the tramp stamp on women and the neck tat on men.

I'm sleeve tats on either.

I'm the "life milestone" tattoo concept.

by Anonymousreply 1305/03/2021

I'm a very obvious- but not necessarily real- disability. Cane, neck brace, wheel chair, limp... It says, "I stay home and get a monthly subsistence check on account of this here". One thing trash hate is work, and they will do anything to avoid it.

by Anonymousreply 1405/03/2021

I'm the giant pickup truck that you need a step ladder to get into. I also purposefully swerve into their lane and billow black smoke whenever I see a vehicle I suspect might be driven by a liberal (Subaru, Honda, Prius, etc).

I own the libs. Now back to my trailer/meth lab to go have sex with my first cousin (aka common law wife).

by Anonymousreply 1505/03/2021

i have a Rottweiler, but the dog kind of ended up with me. It was either i take him in or he went to a kill shelter. I had to keep him, i guess that makes me trashy? he's a good boy.

by Anonymousreply 1605/03/2021

R11 They have a connotation towards KKK people and other scary trailer subgroup people, wiccans, other freaks... and frankly, I’m sorry but I’ve seen them on trans. Creepy trans.

by Anonymousreply 1705/03/2021

People in porns in Doc Martens. All kinds of tweak freak trash flash. You didn’t know? Do you wear Ed Hardy?

by Anonymousreply 1805/03/2021

I'm the track suit. I'm the red flag's European cousin.

by Anonymousreply 1905/03/2021

I'm the Chevy Malibu or Nissan Altima with empty fast food containers on the floor boards.

by Anonymousreply 2005/03/2021

I'm the missing tooth.

by Anonymousreply 2105/03/2021

I'm the fight in Walmart

by Anonymousreply 2205/03/2021

I'm the exposed thong underwear creeping out of the top of the sweats in front of you at that Walmart.

by Anonymousreply 2305/03/2021

I'm the screaming at my kids in public.

by Anonymousreply 2405/03/2021

I'm the entitled rude bitch from the feuding broken family who air their dirty laundry in public.

by Anonymousreply 2505/03/2021

I’m the scabies, impetigo, or Beri-beri.

by Anonymousreply 2605/03/2021

I'm the meth.

by Anonymousreply 2705/03/2021

I’m the trip to Mexico during a pandemic.

by Anonymousreply 2805/03/2021

I'm the unexplained bandaging, black eye, split lip, or finger/hand cast.

by Anonymousreply 2905/03/2021

I'm the grown out roots that are drastically different from the rest of my hair color.

by Anonymousreply 3005/03/2021

I’m the Nissan Altima that hasn’t had an oil change since I got was purchased at 57,000 miles. I’m now at 90,000 and my engine is about to seize up.

by Anonymousreply 3105/03/2021

R15 Don’t forget the confederate flags mounted on top of the truck roof!

by Anonymousreply 3205/03/2021

I'm telling everyone when I got in on bitcoin.

by Anonymousreply 3305/03/2021

I'm the pet lizard, pet tarantula, or pet snake.

by Anonymousreply 3405/03/2021

I'm whisker wash with holes

by Anonymousreply 3505/03/2021

In the old sedan with the the front quarter panel painted black for some reason.

by Anonymousreply 3605/03/2021

I'm the cracked Garth Brooks CD.

by Anonymousreply 3705/03/2021

We're the 6 kids with the same mother and 6 different fathers.

by Anonymousreply 3805/03/2021

I'm the endless parade of "pets" that come and go on a regular basis. When I get asked what happened the last dog/cat/whatever I shrug tell people the they "ran away". In truth, I just neglected them until they moved on in order to survive.

by Anonymousreply 3905/03/2021

I'm the broken children's toys randomly strewn around the front yard.

by Anonymousreply 4005/03/2021

I'm the unfinished, forgotten, home "improvement" projects still in the carport.

by Anonymousreply 4105/03/2021

I'm the Datalounge account.

by Anonymousreply 4205/03/2021

I'm the incense burner.

by Anonymousreply 4305/04/2021

I’m the 4+ dogs.

by Anonymousreply 4405/04/2021

I'm the random, few firecrackers going off at 1am.

by Anonymousreply 4505/04/2021

I'm the tangled venetian blinds.

by Anonymousreply 4605/04/2021

I'm the lawn furniture, that folds up.

by Anonymousreply 4705/04/2021

I’m the junk piled up on the side. I’m the cigarette butts strewn throughout the property.

by Anonymousreply 4805/04/2021

I'm the small, rusted charcoal briquet grill that was used once and then never again.

by Anonymousreply 4905/04/2021

I'm the badly painted rooms in my house, each in a different, clashing color. I did this on a whim and never got around to finishing it. Fellow trashies think I'm "arty".

by Anonymousreply 5005/04/2021

I'm the banal product slogan T shirt which means that I was free.

by Anonymousreply 5105/04/2021

I'm the sweet little old lady whose children rarely visit. Everyone thinks I'm so nice and wonder how my children could be so heartless, but they don't realize that I was a complete bitch to my children and I'm actually reaping what I've sown.

by Anonymousreply 5205/04/2021

I’m the pair of truck nuts hanging from the rear bumper.

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by Anonymousreply 5305/04/2021

I'm the moody, pudgy, multi-coloured haired daughter. I'm not like other girls because I'm a witch.

by Anonymousreply 5405/04/2021

I'm the repetitive thumping base of a song. You can't tell the lyrics, or what song it is, you can only hear the thumps.

by Anonymousreply 5505/04/2021

I'm the smell of burnt food.

by Anonymousreply 5605/04/2021

I'm the Mopar Madness and Mudflap Girl mudflaps on the pickups in the front yard.

There is most certainly not a driveway in which to park.

by Anonymousreply 5705/04/2021

I am the gold front tooth. It is flashed all the time to show that they once had money!

by Anonymousreply 5805/04/2021

I'm the tattoo around the anus

by Anonymousreply 5905/04/2021

I’m the mattress in the yard covered with blue tarp

by Anonymousreply 6005/04/2021

I’m the $1 jelly thong sandals on okie feet

by Anonymousreply 6105/04/2021

I'm the Chevy Camaro with racing stipes.

by Anonymousreply 6205/04/2021

I'm the confederate flag and NRA decals on my trucks rear window

by Anonymousreply 6305/04/2021

I’m the ear piercing that every white trash girl receives in the first six months of her life.

by Anonymousreply 6405/04/2021

I’m my kids’ “uniquely” spelled names.

Come get your Mountain Dew and Hot Cheetos, Exzavyor and Rylei!

by Anonymousreply 6505/04/2021

I'm the condoms from 25 years ago in the nightstand.

by Anonymousreply 6605/04/2021


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by Anonymousreply 6705/04/2021

I'm the guns, the Bible, and the Trump-Pence sign.

by Anonymousreply 6805/04/2021

Ear gauges/flesh tunnels

Multiple piercings

Nose piercings unless you're an Indian woman

by Anonymousreply 6905/04/2021

I’ll be the phrases “he had went” and “where he was at.”

by Anonymousreply 7005/04/2021

I’m the screaming baby in the shopping cart. Mom is oblivious to other people wanting to smother me.

by Anonymousreply 7105/04/2021

"Look m'lday! That man over there, the one without a red baseball cap. He is not tattooed like the other peasants! He removes his pasta from the pot with tongs, will not eat off paper plates, refuses to vacation with his family at Myrtle Beach, and and would sooner die than wear flip flops in public!"

"Well spotted! Have the guards bring him to our carriage and transport him back to the palace! He must belong to one of the better families and was likely stolen as a child and forced to spend his tender years amongst the déclassé peasants of Darkest Flyoverstan! But as mother always says, good breeding always shines though. Have the guards bring him back to the palace and be sure to remember to place a pea under his mattress tonight..."

by Anonymousreply 7205/04/2021

I’m the dinner at Golden Corral.

by Anonymousreply 7305/04/2021

Has anyone mentioned backward baseball caps, especially ones with a beer or sports logo?

by Anonymousreply 7405/04/2021

Dark roots and teef gaps.

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by Anonymousreply 7505/04/2021

I'm the camo cargo pants and wraparound sunglasses on the back of a sunburnt neck.

by Anonymousreply 7605/04/2021

I’m picking up on trends 15 years later.

“OMG I love Michael Kors purses!”

by Anonymousreply 7705/04/2021

I’m the nylon culottes disguised as basketball shorts.

You would think I’d show off some VPL, but that dick magic remains a secret.

by Anonymousreply 7805/04/2021

[post redacted because thinks that links to their ridiculous rag are a bad thing. Somebody might want to tell them how the internet works. Or not. We don't really care. They do suck though. Our advice is that you should not click on the link and whatever you do, don't read their truly terrible articles.]

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by Anonymousreply 7905/04/2021

Spammy Facebook posts like "What's Your Spirit Animal?"

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by Anonymousreply 8005/04/2021

I'm the "F*** Your Feelings" bumper sticker on a Ford Crown Victoria.

by Anonymousreply 8105/04/2021

I’m the raggedy towel or stained bed linens masquerading as drapes!

by Anonymousreply 8205/04/2021

I'm the reminder that replies in a "Let's be..." thread always start with "I'm" or "We're."

by Anonymousreply 8305/04/2021

We're the 12 vehicles parked randomly around the house. Only one of us actually starts.

by Anonymousreply 8405/04/2021

I'm "I seen." I am used frequently in conversations between men, and I am often typed into Facebook comments.

by Anonymousreply 8505/04/2021

[quote] I’m the 4+ dogs.

I'm the 4+ cats. One litter box, piled high.

by Anonymousreply 8605/04/2021

Confederate flag - anywhere.

Flip flops (not sandals) outside of the pool or beach.

Sleeveless t-shirts.

by Anonymousreply 8705/04/2021

I’m the can of Skoal. Men and their ladies enjoy a good dip!

by Anonymousreply 8805/04/2021

I’m the tract home decorated with Walmart and Rooms To Go.

by Anonymousreply 8905/04/2021

I am the multiple DVDs of Dog the Bounty Hunter strewn about a dirty coffee table.

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by Anonymousreply 9005/04/2021

I'm the frozen dinners eaten for breakfast.

by Anonymousreply 9105/04/2021

I'm the third degree burns from when the meth lab blew up.

by Anonymousreply 9205/04/2021

I am a campaign manager for Donald Trump.. I am arrested in my underwear and cry like a tiny, wet little bitch.

by Anonymousreply 9305/04/2021

I'm the Disney figurines everywhere. Some of me are broken, because Jake throws them at Tammi when she won't give him head.

by Anonymousreply 9405/04/2021

I'm a dog's leash.

I do not exist.

by Anonymousreply 9505/04/2021

I’m dog poop bags & kitty litter they do not buy.

by Anonymousreply 9605/04/2021

I'm the older woman whose "had a hard life". I was born into a solid, working class family and went on to make just about every bad decision there is to make.

I see my myself as a surrogate mother/elder to all the children in my trash community because I'm very wise, spiritual and wear purple.

by Anonymousreply 9705/04/2021

I'm just going to add that the pick of Madonna is showing roots for a different reason. Her real roots would be gray, so the black roots are there to make her look younger. But you guys knew that.

by Anonymousreply 9805/04/2021

I'm the mattress on the lawn.

by Anonymousreply 9905/04/2021

I'm the farting that pops doesn't try to hide.

by Anonymousreply 10005/04/2021

I'm the police.

by Anonymousreply 10105/04/2021

I’m the varting ma doesn’t try to hide.

by Anonymousreply 10205/04/2021

I start stupid, mean-spirited posts on DL.

by Anonymousreply 10305/04/2021

I'm the oversized balls on the family Rottweiler blend that are discussed with pride on a daily basis. 'Dem things is huge ain't they'?

by Anonymousreply 10405/04/2021

I'm the inevitable 'twitch' you get when you've been huffing gas too long.

by Anonymousreply 10505/04/2021

I stan Meghan Markle in thousands of posts on DL and call people "Klan Granny" rather than getting a respectable job. Sunshine Sucks ain't it.

by Anonymousreply 10605/04/2021

I'm the flickering blue light from a 75" flat screen, on all night in the dark, seen through vertical blinds.

by Anonymousreply 10705/04/2021

I own a Rottweiler and Chow. My partner has a pit bull. They are well trained, obedient, rescue dogs. We live in the country with lots of space. They are !oving pets. That is not trash, OP. You should not be a pet owner unless it is a goldfish.

Don't own certain dog breeds, particularly larger protective types, if you don't have the space, not willing to train them, don't have proper fencing and security, have close neighbors, and not willing to properly care for them, etc.

by Anonymousreply 10805/04/2021

I'm the intricate sculpture made of beer bottles and beer caps on the back patio. Though my builder has six kids from a few different mommas, I'm the only thing of relative beauty to ever be created in this house.

by Anonymousreply 10905/04/2021

Vomiting your life story and airing dirty laundry on social media

Altercations in public, especially eateries or Wal-mart

Having a mugshot

Having more than one mugshot

More than one bankruptcy

by Anonymousreply 11005/04/2021

I'm the Trash Red Flags guide to the universe, also known as every episode ever of Cops! (or any random episode of Judge Judy, Judge Mathis, People's Court, etc.)

by Anonymousreply 11105/04/2021

I’m the future lawsuit coming for pitbull lover r108. Enjoy my section about skin grafts on a toddler.

by Anonymousreply 11205/04/2021

r110 having ANY bankruptcy

by Anonymousreply 11305/04/2021

My one year old nephew has his own instagram account. My brother is a moron

by Anonymousreply 11405/04/2021

Hey now - don’t knock bankruptcies. I had to do it because my ex-husband stole my identity while we were married (leaving me with thousands in debt). I also know people filing because of things like medical debt. Some people get a raw deal and have no choice R113, don’t be a judgmental little bitch.

by Anonymousreply 11505/04/2021

I'm the baseball cap worn by a lady. She pulls her bleached blonde ponytail through the back of me.

by Anonymousreply 11605/04/2021

I'm the racists who you still kinda want to fuck.

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by Anonymousreply 11705/04/2021

You know these guys probably hate gay men, as well.

by Anonymousreply 11805/04/2021

I’m a nondescript sedan with a modified muffler and tinted windows. When my owner drives me down residential streets at 3:00 AM revving my engine and blasting his music, everyone within earshot is really impressed!

by Anonymousreply 11905/04/2021

R119 Makes me so wet. works every time.

by Anonymousreply 12005/05/2021

I'm Astroturf. I'm used as carpeting on the bathroom floor, and to line the bed of the pickup truck. The rest of me is rolled up in the garage.

by Anonymousreply 12105/05/2021

I’m the $5 worth of clothes on a toothless swine in the front yard. Jelly flip flops, daisy dukes, $1 thong, $1 Walmart tank top

by Anonymousreply 12205/05/2021

I’m the specifically detailed knowledge about what makes somebody trash that sounds a little too specific to come from somebody who isn’t.

by Anonymousreply 12305/06/2021

On Next Door in my area I've noticed people taking in stray animals and then beg for donations to care for them. It seems trashy when the responsible thing to do would be to contact a rescue group, which is better positioned to pool donations and rehome animals.

by Anonymousreply 124Last Saturday at 9:04 AM
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