I’m owning a Pit Bull or Rottweiler.
Let’s be Trash Red Flags
|by Anonymous||reply 124||Last Saturday at 9:04 AM|
I'm a pack of cigarettes.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||05/03/2021|
I’m nail art.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||05/03/2021|
[quote]I’m owning a Pit Bull or Rottweiler.
Lots of trashy people have German Shepards too I’ve noticed.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/03/2021|
I’m the arm full of random tattoos. I resemble my refrigerator with a dozen tacky magnets:
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/03/2021|
I’m the Trump flag still flying above my trailer.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||05/03/2021|
I'm the long fake nails
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/03/2021|
I'm 'the' onlyfans
|by Anonymous||reply 7||05/03/2021|
I’m the doc martens
|by Anonymous||reply 8||05/03/2021|
I'm the anti vaxxer because they are not going to take away my FREEDUMB
|by Anonymous||reply 9||05/03/2021|
I'm the father and also the uncle.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/03/2021|
Why are Doc Martens a sign of trash? They aren't cheap, and they are the most comfortable walking shoes I have ever owned.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/03/2021|
I'm the fleece pajama bottoms and tank top Walmart shopping outfit.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/03/2021|
I'm the tramp stamp on women and the neck tat on men.
I'm sleeve tats on either.
I'm the "life milestone" tattoo concept.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/03/2021|
I'm a very obvious- but not necessarily real- disability. Cane, neck brace, wheel chair, limp... It says, "I stay home and get a monthly subsistence check on account of this here". One thing trash hate is work, and they will do anything to avoid it.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/03/2021|
I'm the giant pickup truck that you need a step ladder to get into. I also purposefully swerve into their lane and billow black smoke whenever I see a vehicle I suspect might be driven by a liberal (Subaru, Honda, Prius, etc).
I own the libs. Now back to my trailer/meth lab to go have sex with my first cousin (aka common law wife).
|by Anonymous||reply 15||05/03/2021|
i have a Rottweiler, but the dog kind of ended up with me. It was either i take him in or he went to a kill shelter. I had to keep him, i guess that makes me trashy? he's a good boy.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||05/03/2021|
R11 They have a connotation towards KKK people and other scary trailer subgroup people, wiccans, other freaks... and frankly, I’m sorry but I’ve seen them on trans. Creepy trans.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/03/2021|
People in porns in Doc Martens. All kinds of tweak freak trash flash. You didn’t know? Do you wear Ed Hardy?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/03/2021|
I'm the track suit. I'm the red flag's European cousin.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/03/2021|
I'm the Chevy Malibu or Nissan Altima with empty fast food containers on the floor boards.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/03/2021|
I'm the missing tooth.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/03/2021|
I'm the fight in Walmart
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/03/2021|
I'm the exposed thong underwear creeping out of the top of the sweats in front of you at that Walmart.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/03/2021|
I'm the screaming at my kids in public.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/03/2021|
I'm the entitled rude bitch from the feuding broken family who air their dirty laundry in public.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||05/03/2021|
I’m the scabies, impetigo, or Beri-beri.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/03/2021|
I'm the meth.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||05/03/2021|
I’m the trip to Mexico during a pandemic.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||05/03/2021|
I'm the unexplained bandaging, black eye, split lip, or finger/hand cast.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||05/03/2021|
I'm the grown out roots that are drastically different from the rest of my hair color.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/03/2021|
I’m the Nissan Altima that hasn’t had an oil change since I got was purchased at 57,000 miles. I’m now at 90,000 and my engine is about to seize up.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||05/03/2021|
R15 Don’t forget the confederate flags mounted on top of the truck roof!
|by Anonymous||reply 32||05/03/2021|
I'm telling everyone when I got in on bitcoin.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||05/03/2021|
I'm the pet lizard, pet tarantula, or pet snake.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||05/03/2021|
I'm whisker wash with holes
|by Anonymous||reply 35||05/03/2021|
In the old sedan with the the front quarter panel painted black for some reason.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||05/03/2021|
I'm the cracked Garth Brooks CD.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||05/03/2021|
We're the 6 kids with the same mother and 6 different fathers.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||05/03/2021|
I'm the endless parade of "pets" that come and go on a regular basis. When I get asked what happened the last dog/cat/whatever I shrug tell people the they "ran away". In truth, I just neglected them until they moved on in order to survive.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||05/03/2021|
I'm the broken children's toys randomly strewn around the front yard.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||05/03/2021|
I'm the unfinished, forgotten, home "improvement" projects still in the carport.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||05/03/2021|
I'm the Datalounge account.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||05/03/2021|
I'm the incense burner.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||05/04/2021|
I’m the 4+ dogs.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||05/04/2021|
I'm the random, few firecrackers going off at 1am.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||05/04/2021|
I'm the tangled venetian blinds.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||05/04/2021|
I'm the lawn furniture, that folds up.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||05/04/2021|
I’m the junk piled up on the side. I’m the cigarette butts strewn throughout the property.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||05/04/2021|
I'm the small, rusted charcoal briquet grill that was used once and then never again.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||05/04/2021|
I'm the badly painted rooms in my house, each in a different, clashing color. I did this on a whim and never got around to finishing it. Fellow trashies think I'm "arty".
|by Anonymous||reply 50||05/04/2021|
I'm the banal product slogan T shirt which means that I was free.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||05/04/2021|
I'm the sweet little old lady whose children rarely visit. Everyone thinks I'm so nice and wonder how my children could be so heartless, but they don't realize that I was a complete bitch to my children and I'm actually reaping what I've sown.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||05/04/2021|
I’m the pair of truck nuts hanging from the rear bumper.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||05/04/2021|
I'm the moody, pudgy, multi-coloured haired daughter. I'm not like other girls because I'm a witch.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||05/04/2021|
I'm the repetitive thumping base of a song. You can't tell the lyrics, or what song it is, you can only hear the thumps.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||05/04/2021|
I'm the smell of burnt food.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||05/04/2021|
I'm the Mopar Madness and Mudflap Girl mudflaps on the pickups in the front yard.
There is most certainly not a driveway in which to park.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||05/04/2021|
I am the gold front tooth. It is flashed all the time to show that they once had money!
|by Anonymous||reply 58||05/04/2021|
I'm the tattoo around the anus
|by Anonymous||reply 59||05/04/2021|
I’m the mattress in the yard covered with blue tarp
|by Anonymous||reply 60||05/04/2021|
I’m the $1 jelly thong sandals on okie feet
|by Anonymous||reply 61||05/04/2021|
I'm the Chevy Camaro with racing stipes.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||05/04/2021|
I'm the confederate flag and NRA decals on my trucks rear window
|by Anonymous||reply 63||05/04/2021|
I’m the ear piercing that every white trash girl receives in the first six months of her life.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||05/04/2021|
I’m my kids’ “uniquely” spelled names.
Come get your Mountain Dew and Hot Cheetos, Exzavyor and Rylei!
|by Anonymous||reply 65||05/04/2021|
I'm the condoms from 25 years ago in the nightstand.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||05/04/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 67||05/04/2021|
I'm the guns, the Bible, and the Trump-Pence sign.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||05/04/2021|
Ear gauges/flesh tunnels
Nose piercings unless you're an Indian woman
|by Anonymous||reply 69||05/04/2021|
I’ll be the phrases “he had went” and “where he was at.”
|by Anonymous||reply 70||05/04/2021|
I’m the screaming baby in the shopping cart. Mom is oblivious to other people wanting to smother me.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||05/04/2021|
"Look m'lday! That man over there, the one without a red baseball cap. He is not tattooed like the other peasants! He removes his pasta from the pot with tongs, will not eat off paper plates, refuses to vacation with his family at Myrtle Beach, and and would sooner die than wear flip flops in public!"
"Well spotted! Have the guards bring him to our carriage and transport him back to the palace! He must belong to one of the better families and was likely stolen as a child and forced to spend his tender years amongst the déclassé peasants of Darkest Flyoverstan! But as mother always says, good breeding always shines though. Have the guards bring him back to the palace and be sure to remember to place a pea under his mattress tonight..."
|by Anonymous||reply 72||05/04/2021|
I’m the dinner at Golden Corral.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||05/04/2021|
Has anyone mentioned backward baseball caps, especially ones with a beer or sports logo?
|by Anonymous||reply 74||05/04/2021|
Dark roots and teef gaps.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||05/04/2021|
I'm the camo cargo pants and wraparound sunglasses on the back of a sunburnt neck.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||05/04/2021|
I’m picking up on trends 15 years later.
“OMG I love Michael Kors purses!”
|by Anonymous||reply 77||05/04/2021|
I’m the nylon culottes disguised as basketball shorts.
You would think I’d show off some VPL, but that dick magic remains a secret.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||05/04/2021|
[post redacted because independent.co.uk thinks that links to their ridiculous rag are a bad thing. Somebody might want to tell them how the internet works. Or not. We don't really care. They do suck though. Our advice is that you should not click on the link and whatever you do, don't read their truly terrible articles.]
|by Anonymous||reply 79||05/04/2021|
Spammy Facebook posts like "What's Your Spirit Animal?"
|by Anonymous||reply 80||05/04/2021|
I'm the "F*** Your Feelings" bumper sticker on a Ford Crown Victoria.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||05/04/2021|
I’m the raggedy towel or stained bed linens masquerading as drapes!
|by Anonymous||reply 82||05/04/2021|
I'm the reminder that replies in a "Let's be..." thread always start with "I'm" or "We're."
|by Anonymous||reply 83||05/04/2021|
We're the 12 vehicles parked randomly around the house. Only one of us actually starts.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||05/04/2021|
I'm "I seen." I am used frequently in conversations between men, and I am often typed into Facebook comments.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||05/04/2021|
[quote] I’m the 4+ dogs.
I'm the 4+ cats. One litter box, piled high.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||05/04/2021|
Confederate flag - anywhere.
Flip flops (not sandals) outside of the pool or beach.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||05/04/2021|
I’m the can of Skoal. Men and their ladies enjoy a good dip!
|by Anonymous||reply 88||05/04/2021|
I’m the tract home decorated with Walmart and Rooms To Go.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||05/04/2021|
I am the multiple DVDs of Dog the Bounty Hunter strewn about a dirty coffee table.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||05/04/2021|
I'm the frozen dinners eaten for breakfast.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||05/04/2021|
I'm the third degree burns from when the meth lab blew up.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||05/04/2021|
I am a campaign manager for Donald Trump.. I am arrested in my underwear and cry like a tiny, wet little bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||05/04/2021|
I'm the Disney figurines everywhere. Some of me are broken, because Jake throws them at Tammi when she won't give him head.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||05/04/2021|
I'm a dog's leash.
I do not exist.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||05/04/2021|
I’m dog poop bags & kitty litter they do not buy.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||05/04/2021|
I'm the older woman whose "had a hard life". I was born into a solid, working class family and went on to make just about every bad decision there is to make.
I see my myself as a surrogate mother/elder to all the children in my trash community because I'm very wise, spiritual and wear purple.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||05/04/2021|
I'm just going to add that the pick of Madonna is showing roots for a different reason. Her real roots would be gray, so the black roots are there to make her look younger. But you guys knew that.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||05/04/2021|
I'm the mattress on the lawn.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||05/04/2021|
I'm the farting that pops doesn't try to hide.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||05/04/2021|
I'm the police.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||05/04/2021|
I’m the varting ma doesn’t try to hide.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||05/04/2021|
I start stupid, mean-spirited posts on DL.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||05/04/2021|
I'm the oversized balls on the family Rottweiler blend that are discussed with pride on a daily basis. 'Dem things is huge ain't they'?
|by Anonymous||reply 104||05/04/2021|
I'm the inevitable 'twitch' you get when you've been huffing gas too long.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||05/04/2021|
I stan Meghan Markle in thousands of posts on DL and call people "Klan Granny" rather than getting a respectable job. Sunshine Sucks ain't it.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||05/04/2021|
I'm the flickering blue light from a 75" flat screen, on all night in the dark, seen through vertical blinds.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||05/04/2021|
I own a Rottweiler and Chow. My partner has a pit bull. They are well trained, obedient, rescue dogs. We live in the country with lots of space. They are !oving pets. That is not trash, OP. You should not be a pet owner unless it is a goldfish.
Don't own certain dog breeds, particularly larger protective types, if you don't have the space, not willing to train them, don't have proper fencing and security, have close neighbors, and not willing to properly care for them, etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||05/04/2021|
I'm the intricate sculpture made of beer bottles and beer caps on the back patio. Though my builder has six kids from a few different mommas, I'm the only thing of relative beauty to ever be created in this house.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||05/04/2021|
Vomiting your life story and airing dirty laundry on social media
Altercations in public, especially eateries or Wal-mart
Having a mugshot
Having more than one mugshot
More than one bankruptcy
|by Anonymous||reply 110||05/04/2021|
I'm the Trash Red Flags guide to the universe, also known as every episode ever of Cops! (or any random episode of Judge Judy, Judge Mathis, People's Court, etc.)
|by Anonymous||reply 111||05/04/2021|
I’m the future lawsuit coming for pitbull lover r108. Enjoy my section about skin grafts on a toddler.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||05/04/2021|
r110 having ANY bankruptcy
|by Anonymous||reply 113||05/04/2021|
My one year old nephew has his own instagram account. My brother is a moron
|by Anonymous||reply 114||05/04/2021|
Hey now - don’t knock bankruptcies. I had to do it because my ex-husband stole my identity while we were married (leaving me with thousands in debt). I also know people filing because of things like medical debt. Some people get a raw deal and have no choice R113, don’t be a judgmental little bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||05/04/2021|
I'm the baseball cap worn by a lady. She pulls her bleached blonde ponytail through the back of me.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||05/04/2021|
I'm the racists who you still kinda want to fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||05/04/2021|
You know these guys probably hate gay men, as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||05/04/2021|
I’m a nondescript sedan with a modified muffler and tinted windows. When my owner drives me down residential streets at 3:00 AM revving my engine and blasting his music, everyone within earshot is really impressed!
|by Anonymous||reply 119||05/04/2021|
R119 Makes me so wet. works every time.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||05/05/2021|
I'm Astroturf. I'm used as carpeting on the bathroom floor, and to line the bed of the pickup truck. The rest of me is rolled up in the garage.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||05/05/2021|
I’m the $5 worth of clothes on a toothless swine in the front yard. Jelly flip flops, daisy dukes, $1 thong, $1 Walmart tank top
|by Anonymous||reply 122||05/05/2021|
I’m the specifically detailed knowledge about what makes somebody trash that sounds a little too specific to come from somebody who isn’t.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||05/06/2021|
On Next Door in my area I've noticed people taking in stray animals and then beg for donations to care for them. It seems trashy when the responsible thing to do would be to contact a rescue group, which is better positioned to pool donations and rehome animals.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||Last Saturday at 9:04 AM|