I'm Horny, Tell Me A Hot Hookup Story

I was in Ptown off season. Not sure why but I decided I wanted a cock ring. So I went to that shop Christopher Street on Commercial. There was this hottt muscle bear guy working behind the counter. I told him what I wanted and he gave me a couple to try on. I went to the changing room and couldn't figure out how to get the damn things on. After a bit, he knocked and said "Everything ok in there?" I told him I couldn't get the ring over my balls.

He said "Is it ok if I come in and help?" I said sure. He comes in and looks at my dick and goes "oooooo." He starts stroking me. I get *rock hard. He says "Wait here just a minute." He goes back out to the shop. I hear him click the lock on the front door.

I spend the next hour fucking him.

So hot.

^^^^Nice!

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App hook up. We exchange face pics, all is good. Then he asked me an odd quesiton. Can i get a dollar bill around my cock hard? I say yes and he says 'I can't. I should warn you it's very big." I think yeah right. I get there pic matches the face, we are making out and I grab his crotch...yep baby arm. He is slightly embarassed. Says it scares a lot of guys away. Now I am nervous. I pull down his sorts and whammo. Legit 11 inches long thick with giant head. It was like someone took a pic of a regular dick and blew it up. It was cartoonishly large on him. Not to mention he is pouring pre cum. Not a dribble, it is leaking like he is peeing. I start by going down on him. Well okay down is not really the word. I can get most of the apple sized head in my mouth and at this point I am lapping up his pre. I lick and suck as best I can up and down, balls, taint, shaft head. He is moaning but does not cum. He can only cum fucking. Great. I grab my poppers sniff up and he works it in. As scared as I was before, he was the best fuck I ever had. The man was an artist. Slow when I needed it, hard and fast when I wanted it and holy shit if I thought he pre came a lot, his load was gigantic. Biggest dick I have ever seen in person or on any porn, sweetest guy and an amazing lay.

Cop fucked me behind an abandoned building. I was 19 and very stupid. He gave me a good fucking. I got what I deserved 🍆

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