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Will Smith Is “In The Worst Shape Of His Life” As He Goes Shirtless On Instagram

What do you think about his body?

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by Anonymousreply 6705/05/2021

Imagine how doughy and out of shape he would look if he were white.

by Anonymousreply 105/03/2021

He doesn’t look bad at all. He also knows it so this is a humblebrag.

by Anonymousreply 205/03/2021

Yuck

by Anonymousreply 305/03/2021

It's middle age spread, but he can almost certainly get it under control.

by Anonymousreply 405/03/2021

R3-- Ditto. I find him to be very unappealing. Gross to be honest. Jada horrifyingly ugly, inside and out. I imagine her to be crawling with STD's. Hard pass.

by Anonymousreply 505/03/2021

I don’t care what shape he’s in. Can’t he learn to speak English?

by Anonymousreply 605/03/2021

R5 MARY

by Anonymousreply 705/03/2021

Some people look better clothed.

by Anonymousreply 805/03/2021

Yaaaas kweeen. Be real wit yall.

by Anonymousreply 905/03/2021

[quote] [R3]-- Ditto. I find him to be very unappealing. Gross to be honest. Jada horrifyingly ugly, inside and out. I imagine her to be crawling with STD's. Hard pass.

[quote] Meghan Markle And Prince Harry Encourage Vaccine Equity: ‘Can’t Leave Anybody Behind’ They look like shit and are full of shit. Shit people. Shitty. Yuck. Go away and bathe. I have had smarter hamsters . Cleaner as well.

No surprise R5 is one of the mentally retarded Harry and Megan loons. All of its other posts are about Harry and Megan.

by Anonymousreply 1005/03/2021

For what it's worth, I firmly believe that poster's hamsters outsmart her on a regular basis, R10.

by Anonymousreply 1105/03/2021

He'd be hot if not for the Scientology

by Anonymousreply 1205/03/2021

He's 52 and he's finally got a dad bod. He couldn't stay 21 for ever.

However he's also obscenely wealthy and can hire an army of trainers, chefs, plastic surgeons and beauticians and be back in shape in no time.

by Anonymousreply 1305/03/2021

R10, - Good thing no one gives a flying fuck what you think about anything. Bless your imaginary heart. 😘🖕

by Anonymousreply 1405/03/2021

Didn’t know he was a $cino-Clam. Makes him a hard pass.

by Anonymousreply 1505/03/2021

R15- why I found that out that is when any appeal and charm he once had disappeared. I did find him very attractive and so charming before that. Well, and Jada and his disturbing children.

by Anonymousreply 1605/03/2021

Why is he out in the yard in his underpants?

by Anonymousreply 1705/03/2021

R17 why not? Probably fences all around his yard. It's great to be wealthy.

It's a totally annoying humblebrag 🙄 because most middle aged men look way worse than that.

by Anonymousreply 1805/03/2021

He finally looks like the rest of us.

by Anonymousreply 1905/03/2021

I’d eat his ass.

by Anonymousreply 2005/03/2021

HOG!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2105/03/2021

May be partly the reason for Jada having an 'entanglement'

by Anonymousreply 2205/03/2021

Yeah R1, and imagine how much more honest, liked and better off he'd be if he were.... Yeah, imagine. And while you're imagining, die in fire of pork grease and collards.

by Anonymousreply 2305/03/2021

He looks fine, he's not sucking in his stomach. At age fifty, things droop a bit unless you freaking starve yourself.

by Anonymousreply 2405/03/2021

Is Jada still entangling? Does Will watch?

by Anonymousreply 2505/03/2021

Who cares about what shape he is in? Dude’s knees are looking a bit ashy.

by Anonymousreply 2605/03/2021

What a tub of lard! He's be laughed out of the gay bar wit dat.

by Anonymousreply 2705/03/2021

It's like I'm looking into a mirror!

by Anonymousreply 2805/03/2021

If he was standing up straight and holding his stomach in he'd look fine.

by Anonymousreply 2905/03/2021

Nothin a little shapewear can't cure.

by Anonymousreply 3005/03/2021

Will can still get it

He just needs some good young bussy in his life to burn calories on. That will take care of the fat around the midsection. Jada obviously aint fucked him for years

by Anonymousreply 3105/03/2021

Who is Jada currently munching?

by Anonymousreply 3205/03/2021

R26 has just been awarded DL Oxymoron Post of the Week, and it’s only Monday.

Congratulations!

by Anonymousreply 3305/03/2021

Will Smith is basically completely full of shit. This is 100% NOT “the worst shape he’s ever been in in his life,” it’s just him gone just a bit soft.

He’s saying this to claim that he’s always in supreme shape, so even when he’s not, he’s just slightly soft.

by Anonymousreply 3405/03/2021

Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

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by Anonymousreply 3505/04/2021

I hate to say it but even Alfonso Ribeiro aged better.

by Anonymousreply 3605/04/2021

Alfonso Ribeiro is a dancer, they always seem to stay in shape. Will looks pudgy and soft, I expect more from my movie stars. Nice legs though

by Anonymousreply 3705/04/2021

He looks better and richer than 90% of DL residents.

by Anonymousreply 3805/04/2021

He’s going to workout and change his diet, and the process will be documented and filmed it looks like.

by Anonymousreply 3905/04/2021

That’s the worst shape of his life?

by Anonymousreply 4005/04/2021

Fat cunt.

by Anonymousreply 4105/04/2021

All to promote his new YouTube series:

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by Anonymousreply 4205/04/2021

Damn, look at those gross knees.

It ain't ashy, but whatever the opposite is.

by Anonymousreply 4305/04/2021

Another self-loathing closeted homo with a stanksleeve.

Next.

by Anonymousreply 4405/04/2021

He's going to get ripped. Looking forward to his new look.

by Anonymousreply 4505/04/2021

I wonder if he gained the weight on purpose. I also wonder if those pictures are photoshopped to make him look heavier than he actually is.

by Anonymousreply 4605/04/2021

He’d better shape up fast if he wants to keep the little woman happy.

by Anonymousreply 4705/04/2021

Blacks always have scrawny calves.

by Anonymousreply 4805/04/2021

Don't be showing off that fat shit, Smith.

by Anonymousreply 4905/04/2021

R44, how do you know he's uncut?

by Anonymousreply 5005/04/2021

[quote]He's going to get ripped. Looking forward to his new look.

Jaden went from scrawny maneroxia twink to ripped in a very short amount of time. He probably got that genetic layout from Will. Even at 50+ and letting himself go for a year, Will's body is still more in shape than 70% of America lol. Its his genes

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by Anonymousreply 5105/04/2021

All that money and he can't afford bunion surgery? He should have at least worn crocs for R35 pic.

by Anonymousreply 5205/04/2021

Blubber doesn't exercise itself away.

I know.

Except I never exercised.

by Anonymousreply 5305/04/2021

[quote] I wonder if he gained the weight on purpose. I also wonder if those pictures are photoshopped to make him look heavier than he actually is.

He is not heavy. He's in good physical shape for a 52 year old. Most Hollywood types starve themselves to maintain a "ripped" body. It is the rare person who has the physiological make-up to remain trim and fit into middle age.

Vigorous training over the years has probably wrecked his metabolism. He will have to work really hard to regain his action star physique.

by Anonymousreply 5405/04/2021

He's got nice legs but them tiddies are uuuuuge.

by Anonymousreply 5505/04/2021

He can play Uncle Phil now.

by Anonymousreply 5605/04/2021

Bro can still tear up some Thai boi hole.

by Anonymousreply 5705/04/2021

It's good he didn't photoshop his pic. I never photoshop my pics.

by Anonymousreply 5805/04/2021

His face looks pumped full of fillers in OP.

Jada has and is a crusty, dusty, stinky, gash.

by Anonymousreply 5905/04/2021

Must be nice to wander around outdoors in your underpants without the cops getting called on you.

by Anonymousreply 6005/04/2021

Of course that's bad compared to this.

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by Anonymousreply 6105/04/2021

What a hippo.

by Anonymousreply 6205/04/2021

His mind is even more hideous and out of shape. He and his entire family are COMPLETELY FUCKING INSANE.

Also: In his HOTTEST days, he never appealed to me. Not for five seconds.

by Anonymousreply 6305/04/2021

R52 how do men get bunions? I think women get them from wearing high heels?

by Anonymousreply 6405/04/2021

He’s still in better shape than the overwhelming majority of the men in his age cohort in the US.

by Anonymousreply 6505/05/2021

R64 bunions are genetic, caused by weak feet. Women only get them more because they have genetically weaker feet and they then wear shoes that exacerbate them

by Anonymousreply 6605/05/2021

Weak feet? Gurl, please.

by Anonymousreply 6705/05/2021
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