Dear American Friends,

And don't miss the 7th point in the article because we are really fed up about:

"You know you’d be speaking German if it wasn’t for us Americans.” 👈 Really, don't do that.

[quote] Since it seems like we will "soon" (A french gay can dream), reopen everything: restaurant, café, concerts, theaters and that if all goes well, tourists will come back to France.

OP, you are not French. You do not live in France. You're trolling.

R2 Ah bon ? Et qu'est-ce que tu en sais que je troll ??? Tu es Français pour me dire ça pauvre ignorant ??? You see, you're already starting a fight when you don't know shit. Ask me rather than be so sure of yourself. I'm a real French honey !

2/10 OP

So this Anura of an OP is telling Americans at the fucking DL how not to offend the French?

R2 doesn't know shit?

R2 know you, OP. So he does know shit.

R2 I never said my english was good. That's the point. But if you want to speak French, go ahead but I warn you, you'll only going to embarrassed yourself.

R4 ???

saying someone's accent is cute is NOT offensive lol if someone said it to me while I was speaking a foreign language I'd just laugh and say thanks. Personally I enjoy foreign accents and think most are sexy

I loved France and the only asshole cunt who was a rude asshole cunt to me ironically with the douche cunt in the information booth at the train station. He pretend I was invisible and yes I tried speaking French. Not well but a pretty good job. He was short, fugly and dorky so I left. He clearly had enough problems in his life to fuck him over. Everyone else was absolutely lovely.

R8 I'm sorry for this. We also have some idiots here. Unfortunally.

R7 I think it's due to the fact that we have a lot of tourists. I mean A LOT. French people too often hear that their accent is cute. I think that's it. Tbh it does not bother me personally.

Hé mon pote, merci. Où sont les meilleurs endroits ces jours pour croiser des bo keums/rébus cho zobés ttbm?

Oh dear, r3!

R12 What? Why can't you pick up a whole sentence? "Oh Dear" what? Are we in an adults website? Speak frankly, i won't get mad you know...

OP, manger du pain grillé au Cracker Barrel ne vous rend pas français.

OP = GermanGayGuy masquerading as horny Frenchie

R14 Nous ne mangepns pas du pain grillé au Cracker Barrel. Nous mangeons de la baguette, tartinée de beurre, du café et c'est bien assez pour nous. Pourquoi as-tu le sentiment que je ne suis pas français ?

Mais r14, tu parles un mieux français que OP. Son niveau de français es pénible.

OP = GGG = Defarto

R15 I'm not German AT ALL. Is this a new American joke to replace the "If it wasn't for us you'd be speaking German"?

R17 je suis OP, tu es juste un con

Don't feed it!

Ok, someone here is so paranoid that he thinks i am a German or some troll.

My post said it all but there is always a frustrated imbécile to ruin the mood. I think the smartest DLers know i am not trying to be french since I AM FRENCH. I said what i wanted to say.

Mais, r20, ce n’est past très poli, ça! Tu es peut-être complètement bourré?

R23 Parce que toi t'es poli ?? Tu es en train d'essayer de me faire passer pour un troll et c'est moi l impoli ?? Espèce de sous merde va. Degage de mon thread connard

R23 Tu es sûrement sous coke. Bouffon virtuel

Hein? Revenons aux gros zobs, c'est DL

Non, r24, je reste ici. Tu est drôle, toi, avec tes tournures anglaises traduites!

I love the jacket. You deflect bullshit questions regarding religion, career, and cost with any casual acquaintance - not just in France.

A question that has always annoyed me, but appears to be common: “How much is your rent?” I’ve owned twice in this lifetime and had to do math on taxes to provide a plausible lie (divide by 5 instead of 6 for a good number).

I wonder why some here have the need to want to discredit people for no good reason and withe ZERO evidence. But that doesn't surprise me at all. Isee that the level is very low here. And the trolls who apparently haven't fucked in years are extremely numerous. I'm not going to respond to the obsessive person who uses Google Translate trying to tell me bullshit in French despite his obvious typos. I block now.

^ with

R27 Your french is shit and you are mocking my english? Lol pathetic.

Ah, au revoir r29! Je te présente mes excuse. Je n’ai pas l’intention de vous offenser, monsieur! Je vais arrêter, en vous souhaitant un bon jour!

Bye bye troll

I hate to see Pepe Le Pew besmirched in this thead!

R34 Haha Pépé Le Pew is all American clichés on us. But I get that it's funny for Americans...Tbh the Wokes are not really welcome here in France. We don't like cancel culture. It's a total human regression.