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I thought as an ugly child he might grow up into a decent looking adult. I was wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 3, 2021 3:16 AM |
Fug as hell.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 3, 2021 3:18 AM |
Men are hideous in berets. Also he’s just not hot. I like his taste in clothes other than the stupid hat but he just doesn’t look good.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 3, 2021 3:21 AM |
He's cute and happy which I suspect is more than can be said for many on DL
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 3, 2021 3:22 AM |
His friend in the stupid cowboy hat is cute
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 3, 2021 3:24 AM |
He's a young Danny Devito.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 3, 2021 3:44 AM |
AND NO MASKS!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 3, 2021 3:50 AM |
R7 DUH they are eating.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 3, 2021 3:53 AM |
R7 London doesn't require wearing masks anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 3, 2021 3:54 AM |
His friend in the red with the cowboy hat looks queer.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 3, 2021 3:57 AM |
He is going for "dapper", but like his mother, it is too studied so it FAILS.
That said I'm rooting for this kid to have some kind of normal life. Being called out by his own mother for having tinymeat all over her shitty Instagram, is a lot.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 3, 2021 3:59 AM |
Do her adult kids do anything besides play dress up and hang out with their friends all day? It doesn’t seem like it. You know Madonna’s secretly disappointed how lazy they are.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 3, 2021 4:02 AM |
R12 reminds me of the Cosby Show. Cliff and Clair were an accomplished doctor and lawyer, respectively, and no doubt were Type A go-getters. However, their offspring turned out to be deadbeats and losers.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 3, 2021 4:07 AM |
Rocco's alright. I wouldn't fuck him but he seems ok.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 3, 2021 4:19 AM |
He's cute, nice nose and smile. Aside from that leave him the fuck alone anyways. He has the most disgusting vile ugly monster mentally ill mother in the world. I wish him some happiness. He looks good. Why do people act like Madonna was ever beautiful. She was barely attractive. Looks better on a man.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 3, 2021 4:32 AM |
Poor thing got the worst of each of his parents features.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 3, 2021 4:58 AM |
I think he's good looking. He has a very masculine look with strong cheekbones. His nose is slightly large, but it works with his other large features, and contributes to his masculine look. A smaller nose might make his face look too feminine.
He has a narrow lower jaw (kind of like David Hogg). He doesn't NEED them, but jaw implants would give him a more rugged, square jaw.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 3, 2021 5:13 AM |
I wish I had the money and and occasions to dress up. It's a bit to costume for my taste but the tailoring and materials are very nice. Good shoes as well.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 3, 2021 5:25 AM |
He's really.....NOT cute.
Sorry Madge.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 3, 2021 5:26 AM |
"... besides play dress up and hang out with their friends all day?"
They're ARTISTS!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 3, 2021 5:36 AM |
That big man with the beard is his babysitter, I'm not even kidding. Kinda weird for a 20 yr old to have one.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 3, 2021 5:40 AM |
R17 is a weirdo.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 3, 2021 5:41 AM |
He’s got crow’s feet already.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 3, 2021 5:42 AM |
R23 on his face?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 3, 2021 5:48 AM |
R24 No, on his ass, Rose.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 3, 2021 7:40 AM |
He's such an odd chap. Artist or no artist.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 3, 2021 8:11 AM |
aspie
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 3, 2021 8:47 AM |
he can't be straight?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 3, 2021 9:51 AM |
A face only a mother could love.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 3, 2021 9:53 AM |
R7, London does require mask wearing inside, it's never required it outside.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 3, 2021 9:55 AM |
Handsome. Is there any verificatia of size meat and does he have a coinslot or rosebud?
Also, what does he [italic]DO[/italic]? Does he have a job or does he just pose around town?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 3, 2021 9:57 AM |
You mean he looks like a hip straight dude, r10? Because that's one of the many things that "queer" can mean.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 3, 2021 9:57 AM |
[quote]jaw implants would give him a more rugged, square jaw
You mean like Zaquisha Efron?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 3, 2021 9:59 AM |
His buddy looks like a big ole queen.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 3, 2021 10:00 AM |
Is he still estranged from mother?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 3, 2021 10:01 AM |
Okay, these photos are staged. They have to be. The posing. The men’s fashion mag. The painfully, over-the-top obvious shot of him, legs crossed, perfectly framed and unobstructed for the camera, wearing orange socks, thumbing through the big fashion mag….and the gold pinky ring… (how many fking 20 year olds wear pinky rings?!?)
Im not buying these as candid. He’s into “fashion” and he’s working PR. He also looks absurd in that stupid getup.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 3, 2021 10:30 AM |
he's very cute.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 3, 2021 10:37 AM |
Looks like a character actor in one of his father's robbery capers.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 3, 2021 10:48 AM |
"Also, what does he DO? "
I hear he's quite good at cashing the checks that mummy and daddy give him
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 3, 2021 10:49 AM |
I wonder if he’s bottomed yet
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 3, 2021 10:51 AM |
r40 Hundo P!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 3, 2021 11:09 AM |
Yet more from the mentally ill totally nutso meth head known as Poopisha.
And this is a greatest hits of her obsessions - food, fat people, sex, porn, whoring, and Rocco Ritchie.
>>>>>>>>>> <<<<<<<<<<
why don't you walk more? is it just because you're fat and lazy? well?
Rocco looking sexy and stylish 🥰😍😍😘
I HAD A HUGE CHUNK OF MY HAIR PULLED OUT WHILE WORKING HE JUST STARTED PULLING IT OUT OF NOWHERE HELP
he so sexy i want to lick him
someone knocking on my window why would you knock on the window
i filmed 12 porn videos tonight i feel like a filthy disgusting whore my hole has been stretched extreme
is it weird to drink chocolate milkshake with spagetti n meatball? im havin this right now snack
Rocco Ritchie is missing hasn't been seen in a week
i havin all this cake for midday snack i already had half of it for breakfast
i need whole new carpet after wild orgy i tried cleaning it it don't work
i go to mcdonalds and order burger with no burger patty just cheese on a bun with ketchup and mayo 🤤👅
i ate 6 hot dog 3 cheeseburger 2 chicken sandwitch 4 large french fries and drank 3 milkshake and 1 coke
ending my night with a 3way in the back of a rolls royce goodnight everyone i'll be back to talk to u in the morning ❤
i ate chocolate cake off the floor i looked at it before eating it looked perfectly fine there was nothing on it i did nothing wrong
a john tried to choke me to death with his cock traumatized
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 3, 2021 3:33 PM |
R32 That guy in the cowboy hat is NOT straight. Even besides the outfit you can tell just by his face he smells cookies.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 3, 2021 5:17 PM |
Someone call Nurse Ratchet, I think 42 took his meds twice.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 3, 2021 7:23 PM |
THRICE!
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 3, 2021 7:43 PM |
He’s quite squat
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 3, 2021 8:11 PM |
Looks like Constance and William Ddd not keep in touch with the rest of the cast of Knots Landing. Donna Mills and Michelle Lee seem very close, but Constance and William never go to the KL reunions. What a shame, they have all enormously contributed to this series. I miss those years so much.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 3, 2021 11:42 PM |
He looks very normal and seems to lead a normal life despite his parents are ultra wealthy. Good for him the
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 3, 2021 11:57 PM |
R43, I didn't say he was straight, just that the word "queer" does not mean gay and includes a lot of straight people.
Anyway, Rocco and his friends have copies of this magazine, The Rake: [quote]The world’s preeminent publication dedicated to the renaissance in gentlemanly sophistication and style, THE RAKE recaptures the codes of classic men’s elegance. Inspired by icons such as Cary Grant, Fred Astaire, the Duke of Windsor, Gianni Agnelli, Duke Ellington, and their contemporaries, THE RAKE provides incisive and in-depth commentary on magnificent menswear, and the many other elements of tasteful living, from manners and ethics, to art and design, discerning travel, health and well-being, the intellectual and philosophical, to homes, modes of transport, entertainment, food and drink. THE RAKE is the modern voice of classic elegance.
His friend's style is probably more rakish than queeny or "queer".
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 4, 2021 9:21 AM |
The taste of the DL men is quite something...
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 4, 2021 10:07 AM |
He looks like a smooth, shiny potato.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 4, 2021 10:13 AM |
He’s got style, that’s what all the girls say.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 4, 2021 10:36 AM |
pedo alert
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 4, 2021 10:42 AM |
I’d plow his pink hole!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 4, 2021 11:21 AM |
He looks like Bud Bundy only not as attractive.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 4, 2021 11:27 AM |
He's not fat but he's getting there. He is way too short to carry the amount of weight he has right now. If he goes any heavier he'll blimp out.
It's like when Chastity told everyone she was a man and Cher freaked out not because she was a he but because he was a FAT AND UGLY man.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 4, 2021 11:30 AM |
What r17 and r18 said.
For all his youth, apparently, and, in my estimation, wisely, he's taken a physical inventory of himself, realizes he'll never be tall, slender and built, far from a beauty, and has, instead, developed a "style", such as it is.
I like his current style, not only because I see "the look" he's achieving, but because most of all, it's a style, a rare thing among young people, the most conformist things in existence.
He's only 20. He'll grow out of this teenager, early 20s, State Street in Madison, WI. phase.
Then, he'll go the other direction: the inevitable" A Streetcar Named Desire" Brando-in-a-Wife-Beater, unkempt phase.
I'm here for it.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 4, 2021 12:23 PM |
Why do y'all think Lola & Rocco didn't go the easy influencer route? I guess they don't need the money?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 4, 2021 1:17 PM |
Her bio children are losers.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 4, 2021 1:27 PM |
I agree, R11. I said it before - his outfits wear him.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 4, 2021 1:30 PM |
I think Lola is beautiful but he looks like a polished turd
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 4, 2021 2:30 PM |
The carrying around of a mens fashion magazine, the perfect shots of him, crossed-legged, thumbing through it, he and two "mates", dressed like characters from a gritty 1970s male hustler film and low-budget steampunk stage act, respectively...... it is all quite obviously meant for attention. Low-grade attention perhaps as he isn't necessarily a "star", but just famous enough to get some paps on him. It is indeed intentional, I've bet my last hundred-thousand bucks on it.
He's obviously promoting that magazine, which no doubt, he will be featured in soon. Guy Ritchie used to have that sort of style thing going on, so it's possible Guy or even Rocco, (via Momdonna) has some sort of financial interest in it. But give the conjecture on him a rest as this is, without a doubt, intentional on some level. This isn't Rocco deciding to have a beer with two guys who are clearly decades older than him. He's promoting. Remember whose child he is. Two famous, narcissistic entertainers who were born with incredible ability to apply guerilla-style marketing techniques in the promotion of themselves. And he's got a solid education on top it of. He's not doing this because he wants to play dress-up or just popped out for a pint.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 4, 2021 3:22 PM |
Does Rocco speak with an American or a British accent?
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 4, 2021 3:38 PM |
R63 Yes
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 4, 2021 5:54 PM |
[quote]That big man with the beard is his babysitter, I'm not even kidding. Kinda weird for a 20 yr old to have one.
The bewhiskered gentleman is in fact Puerto Rican photographer Arnaldo Anaya-Lucca.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 12, 2021 3:01 AM |
At least Rocco has very fun, interesting style, He likes Saville Row, is very much his father's son, and it's fun to see all the beautiful clothes he's wearing. He goes to St Martens art school. Rocco has the chameleon element from his mother. Rocco did skin head skater when he first moved to London. Lola is pretty and I like her, but she is more Madonna. She looks like she never bathes and her style is just dirty city casual.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 12, 2021 3:33 AM |
I WILL GIVE AWAY MY KIDNEY FOR A CHANCE TO LICK HIS ASSHOLE
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 12, 2021 4:13 AM |
r67
Then give it.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 19, 2021 11:55 AM |
He's going to grow into a fat older man
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 19, 2021 11:58 AM |
R69 Like his Uncle Chris.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 19, 2021 12:01 PM |