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Rocco looking sexy and stylish

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by Anonymousreply 71May 19, 2021 12:08 PM

I thought as an ugly child he might grow up into a decent looking adult. I was wrong.

by Anonymousreply 1May 3, 2021 3:16 AM

Fug as hell.

by Anonymousreply 2May 3, 2021 3:18 AM

Men are hideous in berets. Also he’s just not hot. I like his taste in clothes other than the stupid hat but he just doesn’t look good.

by Anonymousreply 3May 3, 2021 3:21 AM

He's cute and happy which I suspect is more than can be said for many on DL

by Anonymousreply 4May 3, 2021 3:22 AM

His friend in the stupid cowboy hat is cute

by Anonymousreply 5May 3, 2021 3:24 AM

He's a young Danny Devito.

by Anonymousreply 6May 3, 2021 3:44 AM

AND NO MASKS!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 7May 3, 2021 3:50 AM

R7 DUH they are eating.

by Anonymousreply 8May 3, 2021 3:53 AM

R7 London doesn't require wearing masks anymore.

by Anonymousreply 9May 3, 2021 3:54 AM

His friend in the red with the cowboy hat looks queer.

by Anonymousreply 10May 3, 2021 3:57 AM

He is going for "dapper", but like his mother, it is too studied so it FAILS.

That said I'm rooting for this kid to have some kind of normal life. Being called out by his own mother for having tinymeat all over her shitty Instagram, is a lot.

by Anonymousreply 11May 3, 2021 3:59 AM

Do her adult kids do anything besides play dress up and hang out with their friends all day? It doesn’t seem like it. You know Madonna’s secretly disappointed how lazy they are.

by Anonymousreply 12May 3, 2021 4:02 AM

R12 reminds me of the Cosby Show. Cliff and Clair were an accomplished doctor and lawyer, respectively, and no doubt were Type A go-getters. However, their offspring turned out to be deadbeats and losers.

by Anonymousreply 13May 3, 2021 4:07 AM

Rocco's alright. I wouldn't fuck him but he seems ok.

by Anonymousreply 14May 3, 2021 4:19 AM

He's cute, nice nose and smile. Aside from that leave him the fuck alone anyways. He has the most disgusting vile ugly monster mentally ill mother in the world. I wish him some happiness. He looks good. Why do people act like Madonna was ever beautiful. She was barely attractive. Looks better on a man.

by Anonymousreply 15May 3, 2021 4:32 AM

Poor thing got the worst of each of his parents features.

by Anonymousreply 16May 3, 2021 4:58 AM

I think he's good looking. He has a very masculine look with strong cheekbones. His nose is slightly large, but it works with his other large features, and contributes to his masculine look. A smaller nose might make his face look too feminine.

He has a narrow lower jaw (kind of like David Hogg). He doesn't NEED them, but jaw implants would give him a more rugged, square jaw.

by Anonymousreply 17May 3, 2021 5:13 AM

I wish I had the money and and occasions to dress up. It's a bit to costume for my taste but the tailoring and materials are very nice. Good shoes as well.

by Anonymousreply 18May 3, 2021 5:25 AM

He's really.....NOT cute.

Sorry Madge.

by Anonymousreply 19May 3, 2021 5:26 AM

"... besides play dress up and hang out with their friends all day?"

They're ARTISTS!

by Anonymousreply 20May 3, 2021 5:36 AM

That big man with the beard is his babysitter, I'm not even kidding. Kinda weird for a 20 yr old to have one.

by Anonymousreply 21May 3, 2021 5:40 AM

R17 is a weirdo.

by Anonymousreply 22May 3, 2021 5:41 AM

He’s got crow’s feet already.

by Anonymousreply 23May 3, 2021 5:42 AM

R23 on his face?

by Anonymousreply 24May 3, 2021 5:48 AM

R24 No, on his ass, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 25May 3, 2021 7:40 AM

He's such an odd chap. Artist or no artist.

by Anonymousreply 26May 3, 2021 8:11 AM

aspie

by Anonymousreply 27May 3, 2021 8:47 AM

he can't be straight?

by Anonymousreply 28May 3, 2021 9:51 AM

A face only a mother could love.

by Anonymousreply 29May 3, 2021 9:53 AM

R7, London does require mask wearing inside, it's never required it outside.

by Anonymousreply 30May 3, 2021 9:55 AM

Handsome. Is there any verificatia of size meat and does he have a coinslot or rosebud?

Also, what does he [italic]DO[/italic]? Does he have a job or does he just pose around town?

by Anonymousreply 31May 3, 2021 9:57 AM

You mean he looks like a hip straight dude, r10? Because that's one of the many things that "queer" can mean.

by Anonymousreply 32May 3, 2021 9:57 AM

[quote]jaw implants would give him a more rugged, square jaw

You mean like Zaquisha Efron?

by Anonymousreply 33May 3, 2021 9:59 AM

His buddy looks like a big ole queen.

by Anonymousreply 34May 3, 2021 10:00 AM

Is he still estranged from mother?

by Anonymousreply 35May 3, 2021 10:01 AM

Okay, these photos are staged. They have to be. The posing. The men’s fashion mag. The painfully, over-the-top obvious shot of him, legs crossed, perfectly framed and unobstructed for the camera, wearing orange socks, thumbing through the big fashion mag….and the gold pinky ring… (how many fking 20 year olds wear pinky rings?!?)

Im not buying these as candid. He’s into “fashion” and he’s working PR. He also looks absurd in that stupid getup.

by Anonymousreply 36May 3, 2021 10:30 AM

he's very cute.

by Anonymousreply 37May 3, 2021 10:37 AM

Looks like a character actor in one of his father's robbery capers.

by Anonymousreply 38May 3, 2021 10:48 AM

"Also, what does he DO? "

I hear he's quite good at cashing the checks that mummy and daddy give him

by Anonymousreply 39May 3, 2021 10:49 AM

I wonder if he’s bottomed yet

by Anonymousreply 40May 3, 2021 10:51 AM

r40 Hundo P!

by Anonymousreply 41May 3, 2021 11:09 AM

Yet more from the mentally ill totally nutso meth head known as Poopisha.

And this is a greatest hits of her obsessions - food, fat people, sex, porn, whoring, and Rocco Ritchie.

>>>>>>>>>> <<<<<<<<<<

why don't you walk more? is it just because you're fat and lazy? well?

Rocco looking sexy and stylish 🥰😍😍😘

I HAD A HUGE CHUNK OF MY HAIR PULLED OUT WHILE WORKING HE JUST STARTED PULLING IT OUT OF NOWHERE HELP

he so sexy i want to lick him

someone knocking on my window why would you knock on the window

i filmed 12 porn videos tonight i feel like a filthy disgusting whore my hole has been stretched extreme

is it weird to drink chocolate milkshake with spagetti n meatball? im havin this right now snack

Rocco Ritchie is missing hasn't been seen in a week

i havin all this cake for midday snack i already had half of it for breakfast

i need whole new carpet after wild orgy i tried cleaning it it don't work

i go to mcdonalds and order burger with no burger patty just cheese on a bun with ketchup and mayo 🤤👅

i ate 6 hot dog 3 cheeseburger 2 chicken sandwitch 4 large french fries and drank 3 milkshake and 1 coke

ending my night with a 3way in the back of a rolls royce goodnight everyone i'll be back to talk to u in the morning ❤

i ate chocolate cake off the floor i looked at it before eating it looked perfectly fine there was nothing on it i did nothing wrong

a john tried to choke me to death with his cock traumatized

by Anonymousreply 42May 3, 2021 3:33 PM

R32 That guy in the cowboy hat is NOT straight. Even besides the outfit you can tell just by his face he smells cookies.

by Anonymousreply 43May 3, 2021 5:17 PM

Someone call Nurse Ratchet, I think 42 took his meds twice.

by Anonymousreply 44May 3, 2021 7:23 PM

THRICE!

by Anonymousreply 45May 3, 2021 7:43 PM

He’s quite squat

by Anonymousreply 46May 3, 2021 8:11 PM

Looks like Constance and William Ddd not keep in touch with the rest of the cast of Knots Landing. Donna Mills and Michelle Lee seem very close, but Constance and William never go to the KL reunions. What a shame, they have all enormously contributed to this series. I miss those years so much.

by Anonymousreply 47May 3, 2021 11:42 PM

He looks very normal and seems to lead a normal life despite his parents are ultra wealthy. Good for him the

by Anonymousreply 48May 3, 2021 11:57 PM

R43, I didn't say he was straight, just that the word "queer" does not mean gay and includes a lot of straight people.

Anyway, Rocco and his friends have copies of this magazine, The Rake: [quote]The world’s preeminent publication dedicated to the renaissance in gentlemanly sophistication and style, THE RAKE recaptures the codes of classic men’s elegance. Inspired by icons such as Cary Grant, Fred Astaire, the Duke of Windsor, Gianni Agnelli, Duke Ellington, and their contemporaries, THE RAKE provides incisive and in-depth commentary on magnificent menswear, and the many other elements of tasteful living, from manners and ethics, to art and design, discerning travel, health and well-being, the intellectual and philosophical, to homes, modes of transport, entertainment, food and drink. THE RAKE is the modern voice of classic elegance.

His friend's style is probably more rakish than queeny or "queer".

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by Anonymousreply 49May 4, 2021 9:21 AM

The taste of the DL men is quite something...

by Anonymousreply 50May 4, 2021 10:07 AM

He looks like a smooth, shiny potato.

by Anonymousreply 51May 4, 2021 10:13 AM

He’s got style, that’s what all the girls say.

by Anonymousreply 52May 4, 2021 10:36 AM

pedo alert

by Anonymousreply 53May 4, 2021 10:42 AM

I’d plow his pink hole!

by Anonymousreply 54May 4, 2021 11:21 AM

He looks like Bud Bundy only not as attractive.

by Anonymousreply 55May 4, 2021 11:27 AM

He's not fat but he's getting there. He is way too short to carry the amount of weight he has right now. If he goes any heavier he'll blimp out.

It's like when Chastity told everyone she was a man and Cher freaked out not because she was a he but because he was a FAT AND UGLY man.

by Anonymousreply 56May 4, 2021 11:30 AM

What r17 and r18 said.

For all his youth, apparently, and, in my estimation, wisely, he's taken a physical inventory of himself, realizes he'll never be tall, slender and built, far from a beauty, and has, instead, developed a "style", such as it is.

I like his current style, not only because I see "the look" he's achieving, but because most of all, it's a style, a rare thing among young people, the most conformist things in existence.

He's only 20. He'll grow out of this teenager, early 20s, State Street in Madison, WI. phase.

Then, he'll go the other direction: the inevitable" A Streetcar Named Desire" Brando-in-a-Wife-Beater, unkempt phase.

I'm here for it.

by Anonymousreply 57May 4, 2021 12:23 PM

Why do y'all think Lola & Rocco didn't go the easy influencer route? I guess they don't need the money?

by Anonymousreply 58May 4, 2021 1:17 PM

Her bio children are losers.

by Anonymousreply 59May 4, 2021 1:27 PM

I agree, R11. I said it before - his outfits wear him.

by Anonymousreply 60May 4, 2021 1:30 PM

I think Lola is beautiful but he looks like a polished turd

by Anonymousreply 61May 4, 2021 2:30 PM

The carrying around of a mens fashion magazine, the perfect shots of him, crossed-legged, thumbing through it, he and two "mates", dressed like characters from a gritty 1970s male hustler film and low-budget steampunk stage act, respectively...... it is all quite obviously meant for attention. Low-grade attention perhaps as he isn't necessarily a "star", but just famous enough to get some paps on him. It is indeed intentional, I've bet my last hundred-thousand bucks on it.

He's obviously promoting that magazine, which no doubt, he will be featured in soon. Guy Ritchie used to have that sort of style thing going on, so it's possible Guy or even Rocco, (via Momdonna) has some sort of financial interest in it. But give the conjecture on him a rest as this is, without a doubt, intentional on some level. This isn't Rocco deciding to have a beer with two guys who are clearly decades older than him. He's promoting. Remember whose child he is. Two famous, narcissistic entertainers who were born with incredible ability to apply guerilla-style marketing techniques in the promotion of themselves. And he's got a solid education on top it of. He's not doing this because he wants to play dress-up or just popped out for a pint.

by Anonymousreply 62May 4, 2021 3:22 PM

Does Rocco speak with an American or a British accent?

by Anonymousreply 63May 4, 2021 3:38 PM

R63 Yes

by Anonymousreply 64May 4, 2021 5:54 PM

[quote]That big man with the beard is his babysitter, I'm not even kidding. Kinda weird for a 20 yr old to have one.

The bewhiskered gentleman is in fact Puerto Rican photographer Arnaldo Anaya-Lucca.

by Anonymousreply 65May 12, 2021 3:01 AM

At least Rocco has very fun, interesting style, He likes Saville Row, is very much his father's son, and it's fun to see all the beautiful clothes he's wearing. He goes to St Martens art school. Rocco has the chameleon element from his mother. Rocco did skin head skater when he first moved to London. Lola is pretty and I like her, but she is more Madonna. She looks like she never bathes and her style is just dirty city casual.

by Anonymousreply 66May 12, 2021 3:33 AM

I WILL GIVE AWAY MY KIDNEY FOR A CHANCE TO LICK HIS ASSHOLE

by Anonymousreply 67May 12, 2021 4:13 AM

r67

Then give it.

by Anonymousreply 68May 19, 2021 11:55 AM

He's going to grow into a fat older man

by Anonymousreply 69May 19, 2021 11:58 AM

R69 Like his Uncle Chris.

by Anonymousreply 70May 19, 2021 12:01 PM

Is he a member is “le resistance”?

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