What if all the Ancient Greek sculptures

Media = cunt.

If you listen closely, you can still hear them screaming.

Medusa = cunt

Today on stoner chat!

OP = Perseus

I was just strolling naked down the street and Medusa got me! Help!

This is why I love DL.

dude, that's amazing

How did she get them to pose naked?

Based on that pic @ R6 - Did Medusa shrink their penises before turning them to stone?

R6 You were walking down the street? I was just lying in bed touching myself and looked what happened!

And also discussed on reddit, at least five years ago, R8. This notion has been around for ages, and is just as stupid as it always has been.

OP thinks they're being clever, but if knew the myth, they'd know this makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

R12 has a giant marble stick up his dimpled ass.

[quote]Native West Virginian

How many generations of inbreeding did it take for you to be born?

Actually most if not all ancient Greek bronze statues were made from body casts of living people. So partly true.

How do we know that, R14?

R14 is talking out of his ass, but does raise the point that marble statues are often Roman-era copies of earlier Greek bronzes. So did Medusa have a sister who turned people to bronze?

Bump

Medusa had sisters, 3 IIRC, collectively they were known as the Gorgons.

But only Medusa was cursed by some god or other.

What if Medusa is Alex the great gone trans.