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Billie Eilish’ cover for British Vogue is EVERYTHING

Sis looks like a 10. Omg. Beautiful and curvy 😍😍😍

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by Anonymousreply 13105/06/2021

I hate that all the cynical bitches were right, that she was purposely looking like an ugly duckling before so she could pull a "beautiful swan" later.

by Anonymousreply 105/02/2021

She looks like Scarlett Johansson.

Amazing what a bath and shampoo will do for somebody.

by Anonymousreply 205/02/2021

Our little girl is growing up.

I assumed she was burying herself in layers of clothing because she didn't anyone to see her in a sexual light. Now she's starting to have some fun with hair and fashion.

by Anonymousreply 305/02/2021

She really does look better. The corset looks cute and... functional. I always thought her oversized juggalo getup was a PR move to stop 10-year-olds from wearing string bikinis.

by Anonymousreply 405/02/2021

she's gonna lose her main audience of fat ugly edgy female base, she's pretty wide waisted so she can't really pull off corsets.

by Anonymousreply 505/02/2021

Quite big tits.

by Anonymousreply 605/02/2021

Fuck off Edwin.

by Anonymousreply 705/02/2021

Now can they teach her to sing?

by Anonymousreply 805/02/2021

So much for “I’m sick of women being sexualized.”

by Anonymousreply 905/02/2021

I don't know if DL is being sarcastic (this is DL afterall), but I think he's serious.

I actually really like it and I'm not even a fan. Good job, Vogue/Billie

by Anonymousreply 1005/02/2021

So who will be the next corporate-created edgelord-to-slumlord makeover?

by Anonymousreply 1105/02/2021

Whoops, I meant OP, not "DL is being sarcastic."

by Anonymousreply 1205/02/2021

Did an intern take that picture? The lighting is dreadful.

by Anonymousreply 1305/02/2021

They should put that picture in the dictionary under "dead eyes".

by Anonymousreply 1405/02/2021

She is gorgeous

by Anonymousreply 1505/02/2021

She is gorgeous except for the dead eyes. But that hasn’t stopped Cara Delevingne either from being on covers.

by Anonymousreply 1605/02/2021

I'm thinking this might be her jumping the shark moment.

by Anonymousreply 1705/02/2021

Billie’s mommy milkers😍

by Anonymousreply 1805/02/2021

Ariana Grande is much prettier.

by Anonymousreply 1905/02/2021

I'm a fan of hers. I don't think this a very flattering photo, especially for Vogue. She looks a bit manly in the face here.

by Anonymousreply 2005/02/2021

It's fascinating how women can look like an entirely different person from photo to photo. Almost like female beauty was NOTHING but the result of cosmetic tricks by crafty makeup artists and fashion advisors!

by Anonymousreply 2105/02/2021

Sexy!!!

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by Anonymousreply 2305/02/2021

Vomitworthy brand expansion from someone who maintains the creepy, dull and unappealing mug through everything she does.

Swan? Try weasel.

by Anonymousreply 2405/02/2021

Her whole “schtick” is that she doesn’t do glam wears potato sack clothes. I wonder why she’s selling out now?

by Anonymousreply 2505/02/2021

R25 Money.

by Anonymousreply 2605/02/2021

Her music is terrible, but I thought the kids liked her because she wasn't just another sexualized pop ho. So now what?

by Anonymousreply 2705/02/2021

Her crowd are now a few years older and are starting to have sex and she has to follow them, once they all learn the real joys of sex they all become sexualized for a bit.

by Anonymousreply 2805/02/2021

She's like a teenage version of Madonna from Blonde Ambition in that picture.

by Anonymousreply 2905/02/2021

She has a new album coming out. With that comes a new “era” and image.

by Anonymousreply 3005/02/2021
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by Anonymousreply 3105/02/2021

Ehhhh, as a straight guy, this is nothing more than some purposefully dirty, odd looking chick cleaning herself up. 🙄 Full stop!

by Anonymousreply 3205/02/2021

Quite big tits.

by Anonymousreply 3305/02/2021

R32 now you’re straight? Lmaooooooo

by Anonymousreply 3405/02/2021

She has a new song and album coming out

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by Anonymousreply 3505/02/2021

Girl's gotta rack on her...

Without the green hair & the sloppy clothing, she is quite pretty, but I don't know those are the most flattering pictures. They make her look like Gaga's little sister

by Anonymousreply 3605/02/2021

R2

[quote]as a straight guy

post your dick

by Anonymousreply 3705/02/2021

[quote]Did an intern take that picture? The lighting is dreadful.

[quote]I don't think this a very flattering photo, especially for Vogue.

Vogue has been looking so cheap these last couple of years. Kamala Harris was another cover that would've looked better done by a photography student with the latest iphone and some ring lights. Her hair could've had better styling on this cover as well, it needed way more body to go with these sexy outfits.

I think Billie should've done red hair instead of blonde to separate herself from the crowd of blondes. She looks so much like Scarlett Johansson as r2 said.

by Anonymousreply 3805/02/2021

If Vogue can’t make you look good, your screwed.

by Anonymousreply 3905/02/2021

Billie is a natural blonde

by Anonymousreply 4005/02/2021

She looks good. I like the prude/neon ratchet get up look and the pin up look on her. She's got massive jugs but she's go the waist to go with it unlike Scarlet Johannsen.

by Anonymousreply 4105/02/2021

R34 R37 Guys...GUYS...I don't post on gay threads, like asses, cocks, gay porn stars. That's your terrain. I post on threads that include women, politics, culture etc. 🤷‍♂️

Would I plow her face down ass up?...of course. But as one previous poster said R39.

by Anonymousreply 4205/02/2021

R42 but you still see big meaty dicks and gaping holes on the front page. Ok gurl.

by Anonymousreply 4305/02/2021

R43 I do, as this is a gay site, but I just scroll past. 🤷‍♂️ It's not difficult. The snark is what I am here for.

by Anonymousreply 4405/02/2021

r39 maybe 20 years ago but now their covers aren't really anything special.

by Anonymousreply 4505/02/2021

Vogue is a celebrity rag now. All the current top models are children of celebrities so I guess it's a moot point.

by Anonymousreply 4605/02/2021

Her eyebrows need to be manicured.

by Anonymousreply 4705/02/2021

[quote] She has a new album coming out. With that comes a new “era” and image.

Is she going to start singing torch songs in some dimly-lit supper club?

by Anonymousreply 4805/02/2021

Nope, still can't sing. I don't care how much $$$ they throw on her, she still sucks.

by Anonymousreply 4905/03/2021

I think she looks pretty

by Anonymousreply 5005/03/2021

She looks like a puppet

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by Anonymousreply 5105/03/2021

She looks like a mean teenager playing dress-up.

by Anonymousreply 5205/03/2021

Very telling that they settled on 'trashy hooker' for the theme. There's no way they could have sold her as classic Hollywood glamour.

by Anonymousreply 5305/03/2021

Hooker? She’s channeling Marilyn, who is classic Hollywood

by Anonymousreply 5405/03/2021

Anything was better than the green/black hairdo she'd been wearing. That look was godawful.

She looks pretty in these photos.

by Anonymousreply 5505/03/2021

R31

She looks like the love child of Diana Dors and Jerry Lewis in this photo.

by Anonymousreply 5605/03/2021

Well she's clearly had her nose done, so why didn't they tackle that unibrow?

by Anonymousreply 5705/03/2021

Reminds me of Harry Styles, another person who doesn't wear clothes well.

by Anonymousreply 5805/03/2021

This is such a cliche at this point. Artist starts out kind of quirky and "unglamorous" but then when the second album or project launches they do a full-on sexy beauty makeover. It's such a tired trope.

by Anonymousreply 5905/03/2021

Not a pretty girl.

by Anonymousreply 6005/03/2021

This is a risky move. Her fan base are mostly fat homely Brendas who like Billie because she's "relatable" and looks as gross and slovenly as they are. She could alienate this audience of fat girls with bad hair who live in sweatpants with this new look, and they're her main meal ticket.

by Anonymousreply 6105/03/2021

She already has over 80 million Instagram followers. Doubt they’re all uglies.

by Anonymousreply 6205/03/2021

r62 that's her core base.

by Anonymousreply 6305/03/2021

Apparently she did this to “take her power back”

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by Anonymousreply 6405/03/2021

Is this a nod to Mae West?

by Anonymousreply 6505/03/2021

"do whatever you want whenever you want" truly is the gen-z mantra, non?

by Anonymousreply 6605/03/2021

First Tess Holliday has anorexia and now this? Never meet your heroes, guys.

by Anonymousreply 6705/03/2021

Mauve is not her color.

by Anonymousreply 6805/03/2021

R68 is mauve ANYONE'S color?

by Anonymousreply 6905/03/2021

r64, why does 'taking your power back' always include these pop tarts being risque?

by Anonymousreply 7005/03/2021

Because it is a PR bullshit line.

by Anonymousreply 7105/03/2021

R70 She's finally discovered the power of teets. Mazel tov.

by Anonymousreply 7205/03/2021

She's pretty thick, like most Gen Z.

by Anonymousreply 7305/03/2021

I don't like the colour or her hairstyle. And what's with the dead eyes at R22 ?

by Anonymousreply 7405/03/2021

Dead eyes is a LEWK, R22.

by Anonymousreply 7505/03/2021

[quote]Apparently she did this to “take her power back”

R64 Take her power back from whom? Men? Drag queens? The Entertainment Industry? How empowered she looks with her dead eyes. Just admit you're like every other attention ho' who wants to glam up her image and get on the cover of Vogue, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 7605/03/2021

Great

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by Anonymousreply 7705/04/2021

No matter what she's wearing, she's got the Harry Styles "I've Only Got One Look" thing down.

They always succumb to lingerie. And a blond dye job. Not so different after all, are you, Billie?

by Anonymousreply 7805/04/2021

R54 so many singers and actresses use the Monroe/Harlow drag to get attention.

by Anonymousreply 7905/04/2021

Show your big saggy tits, so empowering!!

by Anonymousreply 8005/04/2021

Women obsessed with Marilyn Monroe are almost always mentally ill.

by Anonymousreply 8105/04/2021

SEXY!

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by Anonymousreply 8205/04/2021

90s kid who remembers when Jewel and Paula Cole sexed it up for their sophomore albums and it killed both their careers. I know there have been a few others as well.

by Anonymousreply 8305/04/2021

Both those women sucked anyways.

by Anonymousreply 8405/04/2021

OMG she looks so good!

by Anonymousreply 8505/04/2021

I thought her whole shtick was that she wasn't sexualized and connected with the preteens who listen to her awful music. What makes her different from any of the Nickelodeon/Disney girls?

by Anonymousreply 8605/04/2021

[quote]What makes her different from any of the Nickelodeon/Disney girls?

I don't know about her... but let's get back to talking about me. Did you hear that I overdosed and almost died?

by Anonymousreply 8705/04/2021

She kind of looks like Mr. Bean.

by Anonymousreply 8805/04/2021

Her feet seem huge.

by Anonymousreply 8905/04/2021

Jewel’s career was not hurt for her sophomore album. Wtf.

What ruined her career was when she abandoned her roots and went full pop. Her fans turned on her and felt she sold out.

by Anonymousreply 9005/04/2021

Jewel’s sophomore album was her most successful album. It produced hits and is her best selling album.

Her fourth album was what tanked her career.

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by Anonymousreply 9105/04/2021

I remember Jewel claiming that Intuition was supposed to be ironic. Yeah right.

by Anonymousreply 9205/04/2021

R91--that video has less than 7 million views and it was released in 2009. That's just BAD.

by Anonymousreply 9305/04/2021

Jewel went with a big sexy image and it ruined her career, whateverthefuck album it was.

by Anonymousreply 9405/04/2021

She looks fine, but since she’s been blonde, I see her and think why invite a poor comparison to Scarlett Johansson?

by Anonymousreply 9505/04/2021

Billie looks nothing remotely like Marilyn. I have partly changed my opinion of Billie and do believe she has an average amount of talent but not enough to warrant THAT much attention. I still think she's an industry plant, though. Her image is clearly manufactured as is that hood accent she uses since she's a middle class suburban.

by Anonymousreply 9605/04/2021

She's okay, nothing special. But yikes, those colors...mauve and beige with a mauve background do nothing for her. The set designer screwed up big time.

by Anonymousreply 9705/04/2021

[quote] I still think she's an industry plant, though. Her image is clearly manufactured as is that hood accent she uses since she's a middle class suburban.

Stylists got ahold of Billie before her debut to craft her look for her. It's not something she herself came up with.

by Anonymousreply 9805/04/2021

She looks incredible

by Anonymousreply 9905/04/2021

We did the best we could with what we had.

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by Anonymousreply 10005/04/2021

R83 that's a shame because Feelin Love is a sexy ass song.

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by Anonymousreply 10105/05/2021

Billie Cuntlish

Billie Uglish

by Anonymousreply 10205/05/2021

Her face though

by Anonymousreply 10305/05/2021

[quote]Stylists got ahold of Billie before her debut to craft her look for her. It's not something she herself came up with.

I believe this. She comes across as extremely fake and manufactured. Apparently her brother writes all her songs.

by Anonymousreply 10405/05/2021

The stylist thing has been written about.

by Anonymousreply 10505/05/2021

Who will leak the non-photoshopped versions?

by Anonymousreply 10605/05/2021

she's average at best. i don't like her at all and her eyes are weird

by Anonymousreply 10705/05/2021

It looks like someone photoshopped her face onto Jayne Mansfield's body. Furthermore, that pouty teen/emo expression clashes with everything she's wearing and just makes me want to slap her and send her to her room for getting into mommy's things. Voluptuous women are supposed to be self-confident and inviting.

by Anonymousreply 10805/05/2021

I genuinely like the photos as, to me, they're something of a throwback to the late-90s/early-2000s high fashions. And I think she looks quite stunning. With that said, I know nothing of her music outside of that to which my friend's toddler listens.

by Anonymousreply 10905/05/2021

To be fair, Intuition is literally about selling out and selling yourself for fame and money.

Jewel may have meant it as ironic.

by Anonymousreply 11005/05/2021

She's okay, showing skin isn't that groundbreaking these days.

by Anonymousreply 11105/05/2021

She looks like Kilian Murphy in drag

by Anonymousreply 11205/05/2021

r112 I want to see him in this costume next Halloween.

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by Anonymousreply 11305/05/2021

Is EVERYTHING?

Really? It's all the world needs?

Sick of such hyperbolic talk of infantalised adults.

by Anonymousreply 11405/05/2021

R113 LMFAO! I had no idea other people felt the same way and that’s why I posted it here. I thinks she’s super talented, but she totally looks like him in drag!

by Anonymousreply 11505/05/2021

She still looks like she does not shower on a regular basis. Has she finally given up that ratty, green Korean wig?

by Anonymousreply 11605/05/2021

[quote] She looks like Kilian Murphy in drag

They both have what are very common Irish features.

by Anonymousreply 11705/05/2021

What is going on with all of this “reclaiming autonomy over her own body” psychobabble? Had she previously been kidnapped and accessorized against her will?

by Anonymousreply 11805/05/2021

So all the time she was making ugly fashion statements was not "reclaiming autonomy over her own body?" Nobody was holding a gun to her head to look like a potato sack.

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by Anonymousreply 11905/06/2021

Yaaasss queen! We STAN!!

Etc., etc.

by Anonymousreply 12005/06/2021

Lipstick on a pig and good lighting. She still has Maggie Gyllenhaal face.

by Anonymousreply 12105/06/2021

If she had wanted to do something truly radical to "take back her power" she could have gone au natural and prohibited the use of Photoshop.

by Anonymousreply 12205/06/2021

I don’t dislike her at all but the social media reaction to her putting on a different outfit really does illustrate the kabuki of modern discourse perfectly.

It can’t just be, “oooh I like her so she’s done something new and it’s exciting.” It’s got to be “look at this oppressed victim fighting back against injustice and oppression.” It’s a dress and some heels for fuck’s sake. No one kidnapped her and accessorized her against her will. But the victim-culture psychobabble has to be deployed or we’re not “allowed” to enjoy her new look.

by Anonymousreply 12305/06/2021

It's more like craven, capitalistic sexploitation under the guise of self-sacrificing activism and female empowerment.

by Anonymousreply 12405/06/2021

Billie really has some huge titties. Damn girl.

by Anonymousreply 12505/06/2021

My seven year old niece loves Billie. I hope she doesn’t start promoting unrealistic body expectations to young girls and restart the craze of young teenage girls wanting breast implants. Billie was supposed to be something different and rejected women sexualizing themselves for men.

by Anonymousreply 12605/06/2021

Nothing moves product like big tits in a corset.

by Anonymousreply 12705/06/2021

Well just because she has big tits doesn’t mean she has to hide them. I mean how ultra fragile are kids these days?

by Anonymousreply 12805/06/2021

[quote]If she had wanted to do something truly radical to "take back her power" she could have gone au natural and prohibited the use of Photoshop.

That’s not new or radical. Alicia Keys has been doing it for years.

by Anonymousreply 12905/06/2021

Just because she's got those big udders doesn't mean she's something special. Billie needs to get the hook and go fuck herself.

by Anonymousreply 13005/06/2021

R126 Yep, which is why it's curious. She held out for awhile and dared to be different. You couldn't bear to look but you couldn't look away. Maybe she'll wake up one day and be embarrassed on her way to the bank.

by Anonymousreply 13105/06/2021
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