Young Mormon boy heads to NYC to be Jets Quarterback

She loves her cookies.

Zach Wilson—I’m here for you.

[quote]He’s probably a virgin.

That’s doubtful. His immediate family has never been active in the church and his mother is a swearing, raspy-voiced, Marjorie Taylor-Greene type

She’s also a Neeleman — one brother founded JetBlue, WestJet, Morris Air, Azul Brazilian, and the forthcoming Breeze Airways; another founded HealthEquity; and all of the kids collectively own Zion Ponderosa Ranch — but she isn’t anything like the rest of them, i.e., soft-spoken TBMs.

Maybe, he'll be another NFL bust like Tim Tebow.

Love the dimples.

Jersey better sacrifice this virgin early if it doesn’t want a Tebow repeat.

I've only watched his highlights on YT and unfortunately I don't think his particular skillset will translate well to the NFL If he tries flying through the air and jumping over defenders he's not going to last long. He'd better be fast and take a hit well.

I'm a Jets fan and still trying to figure out why we didn't take Fields who I think is the best QB in the draft.

Waxy.

I know r3 didn't mean anything unsavory but his reply that this kid can't be a virgin because of his mom made me laugh a lot.

Another DL Thread "celebrating" guys who look like TEENAGERS....OP You're slipping = you put YOUNG in the thread. That removes your deniability when you start claiming his age has "nothing to do with it"....You must be new...Is DL the new SD?

South Dakota?

R10–He’s the new Jets quarterback. I didn’t pluck him from grade school.

R12 = You forgot to mention the words "young" and "boy" in the thread title was purely coincidence.

R12 Were assuming he hasn’t been plucked yet.

Certainly not a coincidence. His youth and religion are what makes his coming to face the New York pressure cooker interesting.

He looks just like another DL fav Kegan Keller

OMG! plays for the NFL now?!?!?!

No wonder he no longer needs a sugar daddy!

OMG! Kegan Keller plays for the NFL now?!?!?!

No wonder he no longer needs a sugar daddy!

He took two college cheerleaders to his high school senior prom! I’d say the young man has quite the wild side.

Just bc she went w/ her 2 bfffl, it does not mean she is clear. Look at that tray of cookie she is smelling r1o

gay!

I feel bad for him. The Jets are in perpetual rebuild. He's really getting thrown in to a bad situation.

Speaking of rebuilding, he needed a labrum reconstruction at nineteen after playing injured throughout high school. It's not an uncommon injury in student athletes, but letting something like that deteriorate for years before fixing it certainly is. What could possibly go wrong?

R23 Nice segue!

He does understand that he’s coming to New York to be a Jet and play football right, not that he’s going to be on Broadway dancing in West Side Story?

Can he even wear his magic underwear under the uniform?

Of course he's a MAGAt.

He’s got a lot to learn. Maybe he can study with the Bachelor.

The Qapple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

I could spend a little "family home evening" time with that cutie.

Why is he orange?

R28 Calling Gay Guide Gus Kenworthy! Calling Gay Guide Gus Kenworthy! You are needed in Jersey STAT!

Maybe he and David Archuleta can deflower each other at midfield in the opening pre-game ceremony.

I read as "Gets Bareback"

Signs of heterosexuality

Cuddles

Mommy

He looks like that other religious fundie cookie sniffer, Lev Bure.

Both of them have gay face for days!

Too bad mommy deleted all of her batshittery. You have no idea...

He’s always smiling. I don’t trust anyone who is always smiling.