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Young Mormon boy heads to NYC to be Jets Quarterback

Be gentle with him, boys. He’s probably a virgin.

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by Anonymousreply 4005/03/2021

She loves her cookies.

by Anonymousreply 105/01/2021

Zach Wilson—I’m here for you.

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by Anonymousreply 205/01/2021

[quote]He’s probably a virgin.

That’s doubtful. His immediate family has never been active in the church and his mother is a swearing, raspy-voiced, Marjorie Taylor-Greene type

She’s also a Neeleman — one brother founded JetBlue, WestJet, Morris Air, Azul Brazilian, and the forthcoming Breeze Airways; another founded HealthEquity; and all of the kids collectively own Zion Ponderosa Ranch — but she isn’t anything like the rest of them, i.e., soft-spoken TBMs.

by Anonymousreply 305/01/2021

Maybe, he'll be another NFL bust like Tim Tebow.

by Anonymousreply 405/01/2021

Love the dimples.

by Anonymousreply 505/01/2021

Jersey better sacrifice this virgin early if it doesn’t want a Tebow repeat.

by Anonymousreply 605/01/2021

I've only watched his highlights on YT and unfortunately I don't think his particular skillset will translate well to the NFL If he tries flying through the air and jumping over defenders he's not going to last long. He'd better be fast and take a hit well.

I'm a Jets fan and still trying to figure out why we didn't take Fields who I think is the best QB in the draft.

by Anonymousreply 705/01/2021

Waxy.

by Anonymousreply 805/01/2021

I know r3 didn't mean anything unsavory but his reply that this kid can't be a virgin because of his mom made me laugh a lot.

by Anonymousreply 905/01/2021

Another DL Thread "celebrating" guys who look like TEENAGERS....OP You're slipping = you put YOUNG in the thread. That removes your deniability when you start claiming his age has "nothing to do with it"....You must be new...Is DL the new SD?

by Anonymousreply 1005/01/2021

South Dakota?

by Anonymousreply 1105/01/2021

R10–He’s the new Jets quarterback. I didn’t pluck him from grade school.

by Anonymousreply 1205/01/2021

R12 = You forgot to mention the words "young" and "boy" in the thread title was purely coincidence.

by Anonymousreply 1305/01/2021

R12 Were assuming he hasn’t been plucked yet.

by Anonymousreply 1405/01/2021

Certainly not a coincidence. His youth and religion are what makes his coming to face the New York pressure cooker interesting.

by Anonymousreply 1505/01/2021

He looks just like another DL fav Kegan Keller

by Anonymousreply 1605/01/2021

OMG! plays for the NFL now?!?!?!

No wonder he no longer needs a sugar daddy!

by Anonymousreply 1705/01/2021

OMG! Kegan Keller plays for the NFL now?!?!?!

No wonder he no longer needs a sugar daddy!

by Anonymousreply 1805/01/2021

He took two college cheerleaders to his high school senior prom! I’d say the young man has quite the wild side.

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by Anonymousreply 1905/01/2021

Just bc she went w/ her 2 bfffl, it does not mean she is clear. Look at that tray of cookie she is smelling r1o

by Anonymousreply 2005/01/2021

gay!

by Anonymousreply 2105/01/2021

I feel bad for him. The Jets are in perpetual rebuild. He's really getting thrown in to a bad situation.

by Anonymousreply 2205/01/2021

Speaking of rebuilding, he needed a labrum reconstruction at nineteen after playing injured throughout high school. It's not an uncommon injury in student athletes, but letting something like that deteriorate for years before fixing it certainly is. What could possibly go wrong?

by Anonymousreply 2305/02/2021

R23 Nice segue!

by Anonymousreply 2405/02/2021

He does understand that he’s coming to New York to be a Jet and play football right, not that he’s going to be on Broadway dancing in West Side Story?

by Anonymousreply 2505/02/2021

Can he even wear his magic underwear under the uniform?

by Anonymousreply 2605/02/2021

Of course he's a MAGAt.

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by Anonymousreply 2705/03/2021

He’s got a lot to learn. Maybe he can study with the Bachelor.

by Anonymousreply 2805/03/2021

The Qapple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

by Anonymousreply 2905/03/2021

I could spend a little "family home evening" time with that cutie.

by Anonymousreply 3005/03/2021

Why is he orange?

by Anonymousreply 3105/03/2021

R28 Calling Gay Guide Gus Kenworthy! Calling Gay Guide Gus Kenworthy! You are needed in Jersey STAT!

by Anonymousreply 3205/03/2021

Maybe he and David Archuleta can deflower each other at midfield in the opening pre-game ceremony.

by Anonymousreply 3305/03/2021

I read as "Gets Bareback"

by Anonymousreply 3405/03/2021

Signs of heterosexuality

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by Anonymousreply 3505/03/2021

Cuddles

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by Anonymousreply 3605/03/2021

Mommy

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by Anonymousreply 3705/03/2021

He looks like that other religious fundie cookie sniffer, Lev Bure.

Both of them have gay face for days!

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by Anonymousreply 3805/03/2021

Too bad mommy deleted all of her batshittery. You have no idea...

by Anonymousreply 3905/03/2021

He’s always smiling. I don’t trust anyone who is always smiling.

by Anonymousreply 4005/03/2021
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